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About this blog

Well, here it is.  The story of the snarky badass reluctant Dragonborn who's lived in Skyrim for fifteen years.

Come along as I feed my most rabid addiction: exploration and adventure.  And, I guess, solving other people's problems in the least heroic ways possible.

 

This is my story.  Destana Stormblade.  Once a prisoner, a slave.  Once a refugee from Hammerfell.  

Now, Queen of Skyrim!  Master thief.  Assassin.  Mage.  Vampire Lord.  Sometimes, sex-object.  Lover of Sanguine, Ulfric Stormcloak and Serana of Volkihar.  Mother of Runa Septim, Damien Guevenne, and Fenrir Stormcloak.  Grandmother to Oddvar, Kintyra and Sinidar.  

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Discord

I made a Discord channel.   https://discord.gg/uYSCmZbf   I am starting to think I do need to write about this, even if they are shorter entries like my old ones.  Feels kinda disconnected without the words to bind it together.
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Voices Test Part Deux

So I have four new characters I need to pick voices for.  I also downloaded a lot of new voices.  I already have the voice I used for Kintyra, but I may switch.     Kintyra FNV Veronica [I think I like this one more than what I used already] Hello there. I am a voice.wav Dragon Age Leliana [What I used before.  I'm trying to keep the british accents to High Rock Natives, but it's not 1:1] Hello there. I am a voice.wav     Oddvar Ob
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Mod Salad Concept and Other Musings

Edit:  Going to point out my ESMifying video on YT     Hey, this is just me thinking about things. In my last video I randomly gave a name to the concepts behind my views on mods. The reason why I load a bunch of quest and building mods and Don't immediately do them:    Mod Salad - It's when you start playing Skyrim and you find a bunch of mods have melded together to interact in ways you didn't expect.  Examples:  1. I just did Moss Mother Cavern (Vanil
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Aside V: Destananomicon

Current Time: 4E 220, Sun's Dawn.   Introduction If you want to know where to begin in this story, if you're a newcomer (I've written a lot in a relatively short amount of time), feel free to read the Story Section below for a catchup and just start with the next entry.  Little details may be missed, but you'll have an overall idea of what's going on if you know TES lore and/or play Skyrim.   Good Break Points - Entry 75 - 81 is the Invasion of Valenwood and Alinor
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Voices Test

Here is a little voices test/preview.  I'm not 100% on most of them, except for Jura, who I feel fits pretty well. (And obviously Destana)   Jura's Test Voice (F4 Virgil)   This is a test voice for Emperor Jura. I'm going to be the best damn .wav     Damien's Test Voice (P5 Ren) This is a test for Damien. How do you like it.wav     Fenrir's Test Voice (ME3 Kaidan) This is a test voice for fen rear. How are you doing.wav    
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Small Note

I recently got that Youtube channel, which I'm sure some of you know, to do playthroughs.  They've all got like 10 views or whatever. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZK9v55dce8SjGGpMtk8SYA   But did you know I also started posting my NSFW videos on Pornhub?  Only one so far, a fully edited version of the Runa x Calleius video that has some better sound and edited together.  What's funny is there's several levels of debauchery here.  Pornhub is not as depraved as I get in some pa
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Bonus Entry: Playing with IFPV

There's actually a story to be told here.  On their way to Nagasel, Fenrir, Runa and Valiana make a stop in the Imperial City.  Runa pays a visit to Calleius while they're there.  The exact details will be covered in a later entry.  But I wanted to play around with IFPV, and here is the result, all first person view.  Sorry if there's any jankyness.  I did my best!   First Video - Runa, wearing her black dress, giving Calleius a blowjob.   Project 34_04-19-2022_13-27-35-9
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Aside IV: Where Do I Begin?

This is a (generally) up to date document.    Current Time: 4E 216, Middle of First Seed   Introduction If you want to know where to begin in this story, if you're a newcomer (I've written a lot in a relatively short amount of time), feel free to read the Story Section below for a catchup and just start with the next entry.  Little details may be missed, but you'll have an overall idea of what's going on if you know TES lore and play Skyrim.   Good Break Points
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An Aside III

I don't consider 'Snacks' a full aside, just some stats dumping.  Once again, I figured I'd take a moment and talk.  Now that I've been caught up with myself for a little while, I can really make more decisions about where I want the story to go.       If you've been keeping up, the plot summary won't benefit you.  If you still want to check it out and read 'An Aside,' skip to Entry 22.     Plot Summary Entry 1-6 I am Destana, originally from Hammerfell. 
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Aside: Snacks

Obviously, this is not a real entry, just a snack.     I guess I'm finally at a place where Destana's actual stats are viewable.  Her stats were mostly attained through play, though I did accidentally switch races one time I was messing with my eyes, and it messed up my entire build.  I didn't notice until later when it said, "Sneak increased to 16."  And I was like.... WHAT?!  I manually modav'd my skills near what they were supposed to be.     The kids were about half and h
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Pick my Wedding Dress!

I have a few mods that add dresses, and I picked out a few choices.  What do you guys think?   1 - Thick Black Dress     2 - Elven Thin Black Dress       3 - Red and Black Vampire Dress     4 - White DB Dress     5 - Pink 19th Century Looking Dress     Disclaimer:  I might just pick whatever I want.   I have a couple party dresses too.  That'll be a surprise though.  The e
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Next Entry: Runa or Destana?

I might edit an offtopic entry in here.  For now, just the poll.     I like to do a offtopic entry every 10-15, to realign.  Also, it takes far less brain power for me.     Most likely in 2-4 entries, I will be caught up with myself.  I have not actually in-character played Beyond Bruma (more than like just exploring).  But I did do Moonpath to Elswyer.  
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An Aside

So I figured I'd just take a moment and talk.  For one, part of the original premise of the blog was that Destana was pregnant in Windstad, and I've already passed that point.  I'm going to continue writing in past tense first person semi-omniscient.  Also, I'm going to do a summary of everything up 'til now, so everyone (including myself) can keep it straight.  I kept pretty detailed notes and took a decent amount of screenshots while I was playing, because I had an inkling I wanted to do somet
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Question about Children

I was thinking about this:  how do you explain children instantly growing up using Fertility Mode?  I was thinking of a few options.  The first is just I use a time skip.  Everybody putting everything on hold might not make a lot of sense.  Then again, this is around the time when I go to the College of Winterhold.  If anything, it could be MORE immersive if I spent a few years there learning magic instead of how fast the Main Character of this game picks up magic (by just eating spell tomes).
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