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Posted
4 hours ago, gregathit said:

Is that some soft serve chocolate ice cream?  I've never seen any human or creature take shit that looks like that.  ?

that's cause you shit in a toilet.  shit on the ground while twirling your hips,no problem. as far as the creatures go, there just not as advanced as us. 

Posted
38 minutes ago, Heroine of the Night said:

........shit on the ground while twirling your hips,no problem.

Is that a variation of twerking?  Shiterking?  ??

Posted
13 hours ago, gregathit said:

Is that some soft serve chocolate ice cream?  I've never seen any human or creature take shit that looks like that.  ?

I know a few dogs that would thinks its ice-cream.

Posted

Went to the hospital today and got some antibiotics that is giving me bad diarrhea; I hop on here and I find this... ???

 

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction. 

Posted
38 minutes ago, GimmeBACON said:

Went to the hospital today and got some antibiotics that is giving me bad diarrhea; I hop on here and I find this... ???

 

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction. 

Eat some yogurt and take some pro-biotics

Take two twice a day and it will help.  Yogurt will help as well. Make sure you have plenty of fluids

 

Trust me that pro-biotics (good ones with high # of culture) works wonders on diarrhea

 

Posted
18 minutes ago, RitualClarity said:

Eat some yogurt and take some pro-biotics

Take two twice a day and it will help.  Yogurt will help as well. Make sure you have plenty of fluids

 

Trust me that pro-biotics (good ones with high # of culture) works wonders on diarrhea

 

Already on it, thanks... sadly diarrhea is one of the side effects of the antibiotics so it's gonna happen regardless.

Posted
1 hour ago, GimmeBACON said:

Went to the hospital today and got some antibiotics that is giving me bad diarrhea; I hop on here and I find this... ???

 

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction. 

Make happy poops not sad poops. Diarrhea is just your anus crying.

Posted
1 hour ago, GimmeBACON said:

Already on it, thanks... sadly diarrhea is one of the side effects of the antibiotics so it's gonna happen regardless.

While I definitely sympathize, I can't help but burst into song:

Spoiler

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, gregathit said:

While I definitely sympathize, I can't help but burst into song:

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Meh, not as glorious as this:

Spoiler

 

 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Mr.Otaku said:

Meh, not as glorious as this:

The collective IQ of the entire world just took a direct and permanent hit.  ?

Wow.  Just Wow.

Posted
22 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said:

The new pandemic? I mean.....when you got nothin else left. I totally get it now.

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Death from laughter! – THE PARADOX PORT

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Laughter can be contagious and causes respiratory distress if severe enough. Furthermore, social distancing not only does nothing to contain its spread, it can even spread through mass media devices.

Posted
52 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said:

The new pandemic? I mean.....when you got nothin else left. I totally get it now.

This is a serious problem thank you very much!!!

28 minutes ago, FauxFurry said:

Laughter can be contagious and causes respiratory distress if severe enough. Furthermore, social distancing not only does nothing to contain its spread, it can even spread through mass media devices.

Exactly.  There are many long term side effects if one perpetrates this irresponsible behavior:

Ruptured brain aneurysm

Asthma attack

Gelastic seizures

Asphyxiation

Syncope

 

Please join and help me stamp out this dangerous behavior.  We are "locking down" on laughter.  It is divisive and perhaps even racist.  Encourage others to have a good cry instead.  And drink some soy milk too.

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I just caught a mouse as it was trying to squeeze through a crack underneath a doorway even though I haven't done so in years as I am no professional mouser. Maybe computer games helped keep those reflexes sharp, as least as far as keeping up with habits related to clicking on mice are concerned?

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