What really pisses you off? please no posts about nexus lol

[KoolHndLuke]

On 2/14/2020 at 3:56 PM, MrEsturk said:

The one being kicked is probably a robot (look how wooden its motions are). Then its a doll being tossed into the mini-fridge after the jump cut. Good practical effects though.

Nobody here has seen the Austin Powers movies with Mike Myers?

[megamantaray]

10 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said:

Nobody here has seen the Austin Powers movies with Mike Myers?

I thought they genuinely wanted to find out if they used an actor or a dummy but were aware of the movie itself.

I never considered they might actually never have seen it. I'm not that old am I? ?

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, Kendo 2 said:

I have no idea who you're talking about.  Enlighten me...and the staff.

Oh you. Nitpicking things is fun and all but sometimes I can't help but feel that the world is so lively. Ideas, thoughts, opinions, disagreements. Maybe it is best to ignore the mumblings of a bored pig. Carry on.

 

As for enlightening a stick I don't know how to do that.

[MrEsturk]

56 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said:

Nobody here has seen the Austin Powers movies with Mike Myers?

 

Oh, I've seen all the Austin Power films. I was just stating they used probably an animated robot in the place of Verne Troyer or a stunt double for the stunts in that scene.

[DoctaSax]

When I was a kid and started pulling stupid faces, adults would tell me if I kept that up, my face'd get stuck that way.

My mild annoyance of the day which puts me in mind of that is ahegao. Just stop. It's stupid.

 

Spoiler

 

Your face'll get stuck that way.

[megamantaray]

1 hour ago, DoctaSax said:

When I was a kid and started pulling stupid faces, adults would tell me if I kept that up, my face'd get stuck that way.

My mild annoyance of the day which puts me in mind of that is ahegao. Just stop. It's stupid.

 

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Your face'll get stuck that way.

Gives a new meaning to butterface.

Her body's amazing butterface keeps turning me off.

[Clea Strange]

8 hours ago, DoctaSax said:

When I was a kid and started pulling stupid faces, adults would tell me if I kept that up, my face'd get stuck that way.

My mild annoyance of the day which puts me in mind of that is ahegao. Just stop. It's stupid.

 

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Your face'll get stuck that way.

 

good looking body but what she is doing with her face is really stupid and as a guy would completely turn me off and I'd just move on to some other female who never does make a stupid face like that

[Mr. Otaku]

8 hours ago, DoctaSax said:

ahegao. Just stop. It's stupid.

Been seeing that a lot. That's the thing about ahegao, it doesn't work in real life. Hand drawn 2D expressions are never like real life, depending on the mood and emotion you constantly see their pupils get bigger and smaller, eyes and mouths literally changing shapes, eyebrows making severe angles and even lines and shadows appearing out of nowhere to compliment the desired aesthetic. This is done because drawn faces don't have the complexity of real faces, like subtle muscle twitching and skin folds. To some extent it can also work on 3D art depending on how the models are built.

 

Trying this in real life means it'll look nonsensical since real faces convey emotions and expressions on a far more defined level. Personally i'm indifferent towards real ahegao faces, but i don't see how it's supposed to have the same erotic value as the 2D ones it's trying to mimic, if anything it drains the erotic value severely.

 

[TheOzoneHole]

8 hours ago, Doctor Cadaver said:

Ahegao?  Here's one way to deal with it...

17 hours ago, DoctaSax said:

When I was a kid and started pulling stupid faces, adults would tell me if I kept that up, my face'd get stuck that way.

My mild annoyance of the day which puts me in mind of that is ahegao. Just stop. It's stupid.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Your face'll get stuck that way.

 

The unfortunate thing is that she wouldn't be bad looking without the stupid expression (sticking out the tongue is fine, but the crossed eyes really kill it). And I won't deny that when I opened that spoiler I did start laughing.

[Captain Cobra]

Ahegaos are bad in 2D so it makes sense that they're even in worse in 3D.

[Kendo 2]

1 hour ago, Captain Cobra said:

Ahegaos are bad in 2D so it makes sense that they're even in worse in 3D.

Belle Delphine would disagree.

Spoiler

 

[GrimReaper]

>Projekt Melody blows up in popularity

>regular cam girls throw a fit insulting their audience left, right and center for supporting a virtual animu wahmen instead of them

 

GEE I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D LOSE MONEY OVER SUCH A BEHAVIOR

The person behind Melody also seems to have at least a somewhat interesting personality and is a nerd. Being a virtual entity allows her to garner a lot of interest without her having to be actually good looking. I mean, being good looking is pretty much the only thing cam girls have going for them so if someone comes along that at least appears to be a decent human bean as well as having a lot of the same interests her audience has, it's really fucking hard to compete against that. But all the screeching on social media is entertaining, ngl.

[megamantaray]

1 hour ago, GrimReaper said:

>Projekt Melody blows up in popularity

>regular cam girls throw a fit insulting their audience left, right and center for supporting a virtual animu wahmen instead of them

 

GEE I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D LOSE MONEY OVER SUCH A BEHAVIOR

The person behind Melody also seems to have at least a somewhat interesting personality and is a nerd. Being a virtual entity allows her to garner a lot of interest without her having to be actually good looking. I mean, being good looking is pretty much the only thing cam girls have going for them so if someone comes along that at least appears to be a decent human bean as well as having a lot of the same interests her audience has, it's really fucking hard to compete against that. But all the screeching on social media is entertaining, ngl.

It's also a relatively safe way to do it, no one knows who they really are except maybe the website itself and its owners.

Not his/her their fault (cos who knows) they're more interesting than these other women. I get being upset that you gotta compete with a virtual face but being immature and obnoxious about it won't do shit. I started off feeling bad for some of them that had legitimate concerns like regarding identity and all that since they had to confirm who they are and go through a bunch of hoops but this person probably did too, plus the really loud ones are just screeching about the fact that it's a cartoon they're competing with and not a "real person" which isn't helping anyone. If that cartoon manages to touch base with people in a more human way than you have your entire career then the issue isn't on them is it?

[Kendo 2]

14 minutes ago, megamantaray said:

I get being upset that you gotta compete with a virtual face but being immature and obnoxious about it won't do shit.

This video is actually hilarious.

 

[megamantaray]

27 minutes ago, Kendo 2 said:

This video is actually hilarious.

Yeah that cropped up in my dumbass discord server a few times.

I think I actually shared it after you posted it on the happy thread. ?

[GrimReaper]

5 hours ago, megamantaray said:

It's also a relatively safe way to do it, no one knows who they really are except maybe the website itself and its owners.

Not his/her their fault (cos who knows) they're more interesting than these other women. I get being upset that you gotta compete with a virtual face but being immature and obnoxious about it won't do shit. I started off feeling bad for some of them that had legitimate concerns like regarding identity and all that since they had to confirm who they are and go through a bunch of hoops but this person probably did too, plus the really loud ones are just screeching about the fact that it's a cartoon they're competing with and not a "real person" which isn't helping anyone. If that cartoon manages to touch base with people in a more human way than you have your entire career then the issue isn't on them is it?

Honestly, it appears to be these people never developed past the toddler stage. If you've always gotten what you wanted by throwing a tantrum, why develop your cognitive skills? There's no need for that. Though in this case, it's probably more because cam girls are pretty attractive on average, the halo effect in full force. But there also seems to be a trend to have disdain or even hatred towards your customers and especially potential customers. As soon as people don't get the success they feel entitled to they're quick to throw around insults, especially when there's success on the side of things they don't like. It's no secret that most people look down on nerds, even when some parts of nerd culture have been integrated into mainstream culture a long time ago. How dare these smelly nerd nazi gamergate incels not worship the ground on which I walk?!

 

Turns out dehumanizing your customers isn't a good way to convince them to buy what you have to offer. But to be fair, who could've thought that this was the case.

[Mr. Otaku]

40 minutes ago, GrimReaper said:

Turns out dehumanizing your customers isn't a good way to convince them to buy what you have to offer.

This reminds me, Gillette is doubling down on their anti-man woke narrative. You can tell that the people in charge of all this never had their brains develop properly, the jokes are writing themselves now. lol

 

Here's the video, in case someone's interested.

[GrimReaper]

Gillette was having losses anyway because men grow their beards again nowadays. Their wokeness is a PR stunt - first they tried to attract new customers, that failed. Now they can at least harvest all those delicious brownie points with the woke twitter crowd. It's a convenient smokescreen you can use to deflect any sort of criticism toward your company, just call them toxic white males or toxic white male-adjacent whenever something crops up. Needless to say, Procter&Gamble, the parent company had its fair share of typical corporate shitstains in the past.

 

It's the same tactic game journos employ, everyone that criticizes them is gamergate. Even Jim Sterling got called alt-right on twitter after some of his videos criticized some outlets for poor journalism. Seems to have worked, because nowadays he tries to re-invent himself as a fabulously queer performer™ who happens to talk about video games every now and then.

[KoolHndLuke]

Porn stars getting called out as racist for not doing IR scenes. You don't see every porn star doing anal or other types of scenes either- so why call them racist if they don't want to fuck black guys? Do you think their claims of not being attracted could really be true?

[KoolHndLuke]

On 2/19/2020 at 7:13 AM, Alkpaz said:

They don't like mixed races, since it confuses them. Wait, you're what?? But, you have white skin! How can this be?!

Hell we're all mixed to some degree. I've met people from Mexico City that are whiter than me. I mean I try not to judge until somebody else starts judging- know what I mean? Are people different? Of course. And is it fucked up for someone to think they're better somehow? Yup.

 

The thing is....some can prove they're better. That's what bothers me I guess.

[megamantaray]

1 hour ago, KoolHndLuke said:

Porn stars getting called out as racist for not doing IR scenes. You don't see every porn star doing anal or other types of scenes either- so why call them racist if they don't want to fuck black guys? Do you think their claims of not being attracted could really be true?

It's not personal preference, it's discrimination.

You're not straight either, you're discriminating.

You're not gay, you're discriminating.

This is the true peak of Social Justice.

[27X]

6 minutes ago, megamantaray said:

It's not personal preference, it's discrimination.

You're not straight either, you're discriminating.

You're not gay, you're discriminating.

This is the true peak of Social Justice.

The loudest and most vociferous are always the thing they claim to hate, almost without exception.

[megamantaray]

1 minute ago, 27X said:

The loudest and most vociferous are always the thing they claim to hate, almost without exception.

Yep.

 

Also on the topic of Gillette, the best part of it all, is that they still charge more for feminine razors even though they're the exact same product just pink.

Woke till you're broke I guess.

[steelpanther24]

24 minutes ago, megamantaray said:

Yep.

 

Also on the topic of Gillette, the best part of it all, is that they still charge more for feminine razors even though they're the exact same product just pink.

Woke till you're broke I guess.

You would think that part of them being "woke" means that sometimes men do the grocery shopping.    Since that ad, no one in my family uses Gilette though I think Barbasol is owned by PnG so........they still get our money one way or another. 

[27X]

35 minutes ago, megamantaray said:

Yep.

 

Also on the topic of Gillette, the best part of it all, is that they still charge more for feminine razors even though they're the exact same product just pink.

Woke till you're broke I guess.

Same for shampoo, deodorant, and antiseptic branding.