What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[sickboy791]

Training Banditslave

having fun in a cage

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11 hours ago, DocClox said:

Anyone know a good "push this hotkey to have your werewolf fuck whatever is under the crosshairs" mod? At times like this I really feel I could do with one

 for legendary but i  remember the camera was stuck in scene

[DocClox]

Holding an impromptu seminar for a class of student witches.

 

 

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I'm pleased to report that everyone got a satisfactory result in their practical exam

 

 

Not all of the lessons are covered by the original syllabus.

 

 

 

14 hours ago, sickboy791 said:

 for legendary but i  remember the camera was stuck in scene

 

Thanks! I'll have to see if Cathedral can convert it.

[DocClox]

16 hours ago, sickboy791 said:

 for legendary but i  remember the camera was stuck in scene

 

Ran it through Cathedral Asset Optimizer, made sure it loaded before Growl.

 

 

Seems to work. The orbial camera was stuck, but freecam works fine. The orbital thing may well be a one-off glitch as well.

 

And that little bandit ranger there will make a welcome addition to my open air seminar near Fort Amol.

 

 

Hmm... Thirteen students. Unlucky number, that.

 

 

I had better go and find some more

 

[Alessia Wellington]

After a successful test playthrough and some LO fine tuning, I've started fresh with a new friend at my side.

 

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What's better than one vampire? TWO vampires!

 

 

We're just about to send Jarl Balgruuf a message.

 

Arrived in Whiterun, I'm waiting for Balgruuf's response.

 

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[AlyssaAwoo]

4 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

After a successful test playthrough and some LO fine tuning, I've started fresh with a new friend at my side.

 

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What's better than one vampire? TWO vampires!

 

 

We're just about to send Jarl Balgruuf a message.

 

 

2 Vampires sounds like a good idea until the arguing about who gets to suck the blood out of the next target begins ? Although...... there is always room for sharing!

[Grey Cloud]

2 hours ago, AkiKay said:

2 Vampires sounds like a good idea until

Until you see the bill for toothpaste.

[Jeff_9]

Wow, really? What'd you get me?

 

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An all expenses paid trip to Honorhall Orphanage ?


 

[Alessia Wellington]

Putting an end to the war. For now.

 

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General Tullius, the great commander of the Empire, crawling on his knees.

 

 

Just like when they signed the White-Gold Concordat.

 

Listening to Ulfric's speech.

 

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[DocClox]

This is Ingvild, where some of Arondil's ghostly lovers have turned out to be rather less dead than previously supposed.

 

 

I used Jaxonz to rearrange Arondil's throne room to give me a bit more room. Only that stupid plinth won't move at all, and the throne, now that I've moved it, won't activate so I ended up sitting cross-legged on the table to watch the girls.

 

The upside is that when one of them does misbehave, I have a useful space where I can pull the girl out of line and punish her in full view of everyone else.

 

 

I think some of them are looking forward to it being their turn...

 

 

 

[woodsman30]

10 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

General Tullius

I find him and Ulfric equally insufferable both need to go to the block let Skyrim be wild and free

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[DocClox]

Ansilivund. This place generated a lot of Hateful Wenches...

 

 

There may well be a few more in the pipeline. Wenchy and the Countess (that's these two)...

 

 

... still haven't checked in, so they're probably off fighting the bad fight somewhere and in need of a rescue. I should probably go and look.

 

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Found 'em!

 

 

I don't know what was keeping them, but I killed a couple of hateful deathlords, and suddenly here they were.

[Alessia Wellington]

Doing my good deed for the day (night?) by rescuing Thorald from Northwatch Keep.

 

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And that's why I hate the Thalmor.

 

 

[worik]

1 hour ago, Alessia Wellington said:

And that's why I hate the Thalmor.

I know for certain (reliable source) that this vampire & garlic thing is just a cultivated joke.

Initiated many decades ago, probably by the same humorous vampire that spread the rumor that vampires could only be killed by a wooden peg in the heart.

Which is the same guy who made it a saturday night habit to frighten people on the way from the taverns back home, by flying around in a shape what seemed like a big bat.

 

[Alessia Wellington]

3 minutes ago, worik said:

I know for certain (reliable source) that this vampire & garlic thing is just a cultivated joke.

 

I didn't mean it as vampires don't like garlic. It's just, I hate it. Garlic is disgusting.

[Grey Cloud]

2 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Garlic is disgusting.

The French love it. Say no more. ?

[Alessia Wellington]

Looking for a worthy soul to refill the Black Star.

 

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You should do.

 

 

Something happened to Sybille...

 

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After a few hours of sleep, it was time for a snack before we leave Solitude.

 

 

I'm not sure why, but priest blood always has this weird aftertaste to it.

 

[worik]

47 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Something happened to

It looks like an accident with too much cherry sauce. Did she slip on it ?  ?

 

Or was it a tasty cherry spirit and she simply passed out ?

[Alessia Wellington]

2 minutes ago, worik said:

It looks like an accident with too much cherry sauce. Did she slip on it ?  ?

 

Or was it a tasty cherry spirit and she simply passed out ?

 

It could be both, but the second one sounds funnier.

[karlpaws]

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I'm not sure why, but priest blood always has this weird aftertaste to it.

 

 

Since Skyrim probably doesn't have clowns, does the same apply to jesters? How about mimes? (I'd ask Nazir but A. he hates them and B. probably doesn't bite them.)

[Speed Metal]

Decisions, decisions

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Who is gonna accompany me in my next playthrough?

 

[Ma Ri]

Practicing my Camera Shots Manually...

 

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[woodsman30]

10 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

Who is gonna accompany me in my next playthrough?

Ok I have to ask who is the one in the red dress?

[Speed Metal]

1 hour ago, woodsman30 said:

Ok I have to ask who is the one in the red dress?

That's Vanessa. You can either get her here https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/98999 or, if you want more than just her, you can get the full pack here https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/102952

[Alessia Wellington]

Looting skeletons can be puzzling at times.

 

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Why is a skeleton carrying a potion of waterbreathing? They don't have lungs.

 

 

And where did it store it? In its ribcage?

 

[DocClox]

Plumbing the depths in Mzinchaleft.