Ernest Lemmingway Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 43 minutes ago, The First Lady of Hats said: Trust me, the Monarchy has some really really fucked up things going on when it comes to money. There's STILL a law, where the queen can't be paid less of our tax money than she was paid the previous year. Think it's time fer my olde homeland to dig out their Guy Fawkes masks and borrow Madame Guillotine from the French. Vive La Revolution. Nobs and royals are leeches and have been since the very beginning. That the sheeple are making such a big deal about the wedding is what pisses me off. If we could get them to pay a fraction as much attention to actual issues we might actually solve a few persistent problems. I should probably mention that not all nobs are leeches; I know of one in Westminster that worked for a living and liked to have some good, dirty fun, but again that's not something I can go into detail on for another year. EDIT: Here's another. How hyper-PC people have become. Even to the point of "kindly requesting" that I rephrase a post because it's "insensitive" even though I was referring to a proper name and proper title. It's not "Homicidal Little People" or "Unclean Instruments of Violence!" Actually, that's such an idiotic thing for anyone to do I just have to spread word about it elsewhere.
FauxFurry Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 Windows updates when they break perfectly functional programs. Updates should only increase functionality!
KoolHndLuke Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, FauxFurry said: Windows updates when they break perfectly functional programs. Updates should only increase functionality! I just installed the spring update and my OS seems to be lagging a bit. What did it "break" for you?
FauxFurry Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 19 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said: I just installed the spring update and my OS seems to be lagging a bit. What did it "break" for you? Mostly just gaming related apps this time around. Nothing major this time, thankfully.
RitualClarity Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 On 5/17/2018 at 3:18 PM, MadMansGun said: the price of model paints "$8 JUST FOR 7ML? ARE YOU FUCKING TRAFFICKING DRUGS IN IT?" you think that is expensive....? Try the cost of printer ink...;) https://beyondtype1.org/the-10-most-expensive-liquids-in-the-world/
MadMansGun Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, RitualClarity said: you think that is expensive....? Try the cost of printer ink...;) https://beyondtype1.org/the-10-most-expensive-liquids-in-the-world/ that's why i use a laser printer instead.
Clea Strange Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 something that pisses me off Disney owning Marvel and Star Wars, they in my opinion will destroy both eventually -- well to me is already destroying Star Wars. Huge Star Wars and Marvel fan I have all of the movies so far and I have a lot of the comics and still collecting more
AlmaBrasileira Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 "Depression? You're just lazy!" "Portuguese? Who needs it? Better learn more English" "Brazil is one big favela. Don't go there", said a person who has never been to Brazil. "Homosexuality and bisexuality are mental disorders" And when my laptop doesn't work well.
JujuVolikhar Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 12 hours ago, Elf Prince said: Same feeling and I was shocked hearing how much their wedding will cost: 8 millions pound sterling. What the fuck?!?!?! British economy is bad and they are spending such a big sum of money for wedding which, by the way they do not pay from their own pocket?!?! INSANE! We could build spaceships with Buckingham Palace's wealth Human's sense of priorities . Hello ? Infinite galaxies to explore ? Space programs ? Anyone ? Nope ? Nevermind, let's just pour that budget into a random guy's wedding
Ernest Lemmingway Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 It's not even summer yet and I'm ready for fall! Furry, chubby little critters like me were not meant for the second-driest state in the US of A. Hell, it's not even 80 degrees Fahrenheit out and I'm sweating like mad even though I shaved myself completely bald for the warmer months. At this rate I could lose several ounces just from sitting outside with a bottle of water and reach a svelte five pounds. And I'm so burnt out on video games I'm watching The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy on YouTube when I'm not...working! Dear Dog! I actually fulfilled my contract work ten days early! AAAAHHHHH!!! I'd complain about humanity and it's idiotic beliefs and misplaced priorities, but I'm also burnt out on that. The light bulbs in my life keep going out like there's a short in the circuit. At this rate I'll be an old geezer before my next birthday, putting all my hopes and aspirations into maintaining a half-decent lawn and keeping those damn kids off of it.
srayesmanll Posted May 22, 2018 Posted May 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said: It's not even summer yet and I'm ready for fall! Furry, chubby little critters like me were not meant for the second-driest state in the US of A. Hell, it's not even 80 degrees Fahrenheit out and I'm sweating like mad even though I shaved myself completely bald for the warmer months. At this rate I could lose several ounces just from sitting outside with a bottle of water and reach a svelte five pounds. Tell you what - I'll trade you my humid 90+F in April and May for your dry not quite 80F ANY day of the week...
Ernest Lemmingway Posted May 22, 2018 Posted May 22, 2018 1 hour ago, srayesmanll said: <snip> What was that gif from? It looks familiar. And no thanks, I'll stick with the dry heat. I don't want to grow moss on my ass.
KoolHndLuke Posted May 22, 2018 Posted May 22, 2018 1 hour ago, srayesmanll said: Tell you what - I'll trade you my humid 90+F in April and May for your dry not quite 80F ANY day of the week... I was having trouble breathing a few days ago it was so hot and humid. 80-90% humidity with a temp of 92-98F with no wind. Heat strokes are no joke here.
Guest Posted May 22, 2018 Posted May 22, 2018 Me, My life, My gender, My family, My friends and everything else
Psalam Posted May 22, 2018 Posted May 22, 2018 When I have to explain to a reasonably intelligent college educated person that 400mg/10ml is the same as 40mg/ml.
Reginald_001 Posted May 22, 2018 Posted May 22, 2018 The fact that the news currently reads like 90% of all disaster movie openings..
Psalam Posted May 23, 2018 Posted May 23, 2018 Speaking of the news. I saw on television this morning where a bakery was asked to make a graduation cake. The proud parents asked that "Summa Cum Laude" be written on the cake in tribute to their graduate's academic prowess. When they received the cake it read "Summa --- Laude" because someone objected to the word "Cum'" I have linked to the story in the Washington Post to show that I am not making this up. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/05/22/proud-mom-orders-summa-cum-laude-cake-online-publix-censors-it-to-summa-laude/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.c5320d76fa44 This is wrong on so many levels: 1) The worst thing about this, in my opinion, is the bakery's self-censorship. The bakery did not wait for the PC police to sue them they simply removed a word because they though that someone might find it offensive. Never mind that the parents requested it. Forget that whoever took the order had no problem with it. If ANYONE might be offended it had to be removed. 2) I realize that only old farts like me have been trained in Latin but surely whoever objected (and I assume it was an employee) was smart enough to recognize their ignorance of the Latin phrase. I don't believe that they new what Summa or Laude meant but they assumed that CUM could only mean one thing and that was offensive. Ignorant people don't piss me off, but ignorant people who think they're smart do. 3) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - or in this case offense (as always) is in the mind of the beholder. No one, until the person who made an objection, saw anything wrong with the wording. That one person's (or perhaps more) deciding that the term was vulgar (or worse) was the undoing of a special day. THE problem was not in the wording but in the "dirty" mindset of the person who felt offended. 4) Last, and least in my opinion, is the reflection that this shines on American business and society. God forbid that anyone be offended by anything at any time. Don't ask someone (who might know better) what is happening. Take a knee jerk reaction and ruin some kid's day (your being offended is clearly more important than his/her graduation after all). We have become a castrated society. Mike Myers was ahead of his time with the SNL "balls off" skit. We are a culture of castrates (if you can call it a culture). Thanks for reading this (if anyone has). I feel much better now! ?
Cynical Misanthrope Posted May 23, 2018 Posted May 23, 2018 34 minutes ago, Psalam said: [---] Ohh don't worry. It's just a matter of time before words such as assapanick assart, bumfiddler, cockpit, fuksheet, knobstick, tit-tyrant and god knows what, will be removed from our languages because some ignorant fragile idiot didn't look them up and did some research what they really mean but read the word and got offended by the spelling of the word alone.
Guest Posted May 23, 2018 Posted May 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Cynical Misanthrope said: Ohh don't worry. It's just a matter of time before words such as assapanick assart, bumfiddler, cockpit, fuksheet, knobstick, tit-tyrant and god knows what, will be removed from our languages because some ignorant fragile idiot didn't look them up and did some research what they really mean but read the word and got offended by the spelling of the word alone. Closed Captioning is worse than audio dropouts on my OTA TV. Suspicious comes out suxxxxious. Hmm, I just said "Sux" Violence is their only pathway to entertainment. So you think you're going deaf watching "Scarface" but the visuals are nice. Not sure about forums, tho. Maybe it's reversed, "I'll XXXX you, you motherfucking Cockroaches" OT I never spent my youth poring over dictionaries and old national-Geographic's, so you can imagine my disappointment it was only a birdie. The guy who named it, on the other hand, must have been frustrated and really pissed that day. (no, it was a woman (prolly), a Rhodes scholar philanthropist-billionaire-author, says my imagination.) Da*n, one more f*cking thing to go look up)
nonusnomeni Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 if you have shekels we have offer special offer premium offer no no no you cannot have good tank trough hard work only with gold no no no you cannot have good crew trough hard work only with gold and no shekels no gold no gold no win
Guest Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 That old guy who tried grope my ass, I mean seriuosly WHY? ? Wtf
reaper66689 Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 you know wot relly brings my piss to a boil is the fact the torys are incomptent i mean camaron got nothing right brit exit is a load of shit may is usless hunt is a utter cunt this why i dont vote the system is corrupt ?? same shit diffrent asshole in charge
Guest Posted June 6, 2018 Posted June 6, 2018 the fact that everything cost money makes me mad sometimes
Swiftstep Posted June 6, 2018 Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, daedal said: the fact that everything cost money makes me mad sometimes I'm proud of you. (that's for free)
Content Consumer Posted June 10, 2018 Posted June 10, 2018 In my yard is a tree. Just a regular old white pine. It's about 100 feet tall, at a guess. It grows next to the driveway. Where I park the car. My car is red. It is currently the season wherein this pine is boning the entire countryside. A slight breeze comes along and suddenly my red car becomes yellow. This pisses me off.
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