AKM Posted July 30, 2022 Posted July 30, 2022 Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? So that when they return to port, they can Scan da Navy in. 2
Allyson Wonderland Posted July 31, 2022 Posted July 31, 2022 I heard this the other day and for some reason I find it hilarious: A snake walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "How did you do that?" 2
Z0mBieP00Nani Posted August 17, 2022 Posted August 17, 2022 What kind of bees make milk? BOObies, ha ha! 1
Mr. Otaku Posted August 18, 2022 Posted August 18, 2022 More of meme guy here but alright, i got one: What do you call a bus filled with old people? Graves on wheels. Too harsh? Alright i got another one, here we go: What do you call wrinkly raisins with legs? Old people. Disclaimer: (No ageism intended for legal reasons) 1
Fiend71 Posted August 18, 2022 Posted August 18, 2022 (edited) Did someone say meme? Spoiler Edited August 18, 2022 by Fiend71 4
legendarytoyou Posted August 25, 2022 Posted August 25, 2022 What's brown and sticky? A stick. *exits stage left* 2
LottiexxxSims Posted August 27, 2022 Posted August 27, 2022 I don't know if it's because it was 3am and I was sleep deprived when I saw this but it made me laugh Spoiler
Grey Cloud Posted September 4, 2022 Posted September 4, 2022 Have I Got News For You - Boris Johnson A Special Tribute Edition.
sickboy791 Posted September 4, 2022 Posted September 4, 2022 trying not to overuse this found on youtube 3
Z0mBieP00Nani Posted September 17, 2022 Posted September 17, 2022 On 9/10/2022 at 3:11 PM, Allyson Wonderland said: Brings new meaning to the term "love handles"... *Badum-tss* ? 2
Z0mBieP00Nani Posted September 30, 2022 Posted September 30, 2022 Probably nobody will find this funny, but... Did you know Subway came up with a new sandwich recently? It's called the Jared Fogel Foot Long, it's a foot of 45 year old cured meat between 12 year old crouton buns. (I know, WAY late, but...)
kamoewarrior Posted October 2, 2022 Posted October 2, 2022 If you masturbate during a flight are you a highjacker? 1
Z0mBieP00Nani Posted October 5, 2022 Posted October 5, 2022 So if I started dating this chick named Page, and we ended up in a dom/sub relationship, would that make me The Page Master or?...
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