ToJKa Posted January 3, 2020 Posted January 3, 2020 On 12/24/2019 at 5:54 PM, AKM said: Dinosaur jokes: Okay: Spoiler 4
2dk2c.2 Posted January 22, 2020 Posted January 22, 2020 Back in the days before the internet was invented, there was a guy who made social climbers laugh. I preferred "Benny Hill" and maybe "Elvira" but I wasn't one of their crowd. Still, it's sad he's gone, and he should be mentioned, prolly will be, in some biggie thread. 2
megamantaray Posted January 22, 2020 Posted January 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, 2dk2c.2 said: Back in the days before the internet was invented, before "Bokeh" and "Pettifog" even, there was a guy who made social climbers laugh. I preferred "Benny Hill" and maybe "Elvira" but I wasn't one of their crowd. Still, it's sad he's gone, and he should be mentioned, prolly will be, in some biggie thread. Oh nooooo~ That reminds me :C Spoiler This really shouldn't be posted in a joke thread though! Maybe we could have an In Memoriam thread for people to share things like this and remember those who shaped our childhoods like this. Cos this ain't a joke. I mean I'm not helping but.. y'know. 1
Heroine HoneyCrotch Posted January 22, 2020 Posted January 22, 2020 Here's a pretty good one, it's from The Thing prequel movie, opening scene. Its a 3 minute clip but the joke's over halfway through the 2 minute, It's in Norwegian language, but there is subtitles and I think it adds to the joke being different language. Edit: Joke starts 30 seconds in. 1
megamantaray Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 Spoiler This is pretty good for a dumb meme.
2dk2c.2 Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 13 hours ago, megamantaray said: Hide contents This is pretty good for a dumb meme. It's prolly funny but I don't get it, would it be ok if you explained it? I'm really reaching and coming up with memes in my head, but none of them are funny either (yet)
megamantaray Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 41 minutes ago, 2dk2c.2 said: It's prolly funny but I don't get it, would it be ok if you explained it? I'm really reaching and coming up with memes in my head, but none of them are funny either (yet) It's just that in New Vegas two of the major factions are lead by people who look like the bottles. One is a Caesar and the other is the NCR which are basically cowboys. It's one of those jokes you gotta play the game to get since it's strictly referential as opposed to a general knowledge thing or wordplay. 1
megamantaray Posted January 26, 2020 Posted January 26, 2020 I can't tell if this is ironic for the meme anymore. Spoiler Peak Social Justice is not knowing when something is satire. 2
megamantaray Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 I may have found the only funny Coronavirus meme. Spoiler 2
2dk2c.2 Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 I (OK I forgot why) but anyway I went to Reuters and googled "Illuminati," and a news story popped up, along with a disclaimer that they could not contact the Illuminati. I LOL'd, and I never do that.
AKM Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 More riddles than jokes: Spoiler A horse walks a certain distance each day. Two of its legs go 30 miles, while the other two go almost 31 miles. The horse is normal, so how is this possible? The horse operates a mill and travels in a circular clockwise direction. The two outside legs travel farther than the inside ones. What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing? Its shadow. What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer? A dog. A black dog is lying in an intersection in a town painted black. No street lights are working due to a power failure. A car with broken headlights drives toward the dog. but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How did the driver see the dog? It was daytime. A woman stands on one side of a river, her cat on the other. The woman calls to the cat, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet. without using a bridge or a boat. How did the cat do it? The river was frozen. How do you spell cow in 13 letters? SEE O DOUBLE YOU If three cats eat three rats in three minutes, how long will it take 100 cats to eat 100 rats? Three minutes. One cat can eat one rat in three minutes, so 100 cats can eat 100 rats in three minutes. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. A cat can jump 5 feet high but can't jump through a window that's 3 feet high. Why not? The window is closed. From: https://www.ranker.com/list/difficult-animal-riddles/ariel-kana?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=ac&pgid=1107254739340856&utm_campaign=difficult-animal-riddles&fbclid=IwAR0ELfjhwcETC7GAUJ5NJNGVhoMWR-Z_XNqreliM4eX_RrFkmXfk5982Tgo
megamantaray Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 1 minute ago, AKM said: More riddles than jokes: This one I found in a game: "What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters." Not much of a riddle but some people have a lot of trouble with it.
2dk2c.2 Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, megamantaray said: This one I found in a game: "What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters." Not much of a riddle but some people have a lot of trouble with it. It isn't a question. 1
megamantaray Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 41 minutes ago, 2dk2c.2 said: It isn't a question. ?
legraf Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 2 hours ago, AKM said: More riddles than jokes: A woman stands on one side of a river, her cat on the other. The woman calls to the cat, who immediately crosses the river ... Yeah, I call shenanigans. 1
AKM Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 Just now, legraf said: Yeah, I call shenanigans. Yeah, well....
megamantaray Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 3 hours ago, AKM said: A cat can jump 5 feet high but can't jump through a window that's 3 feet high. Why not? The window is closed. Yeah now that I think of it.. 1
megamantaray Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 Not a joke at all but I love hentai titles. 1
megamantaray Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 Technically not a joke either but I giggled really hard. 1
2dk2c.2 Posted February 1, 2020 Posted February 1, 2020 "I'm full!!!" said the poor old man who never ate much. "Praise be!" said a hungry friend. "No shit," said another. The old man stopped smiling for a second and replied, "I'll let you know."
2dk2c.2 Posted February 1, 2020 Posted February 1, 2020 my tutorial of a game I might not like yet has this snarky letter. It's not a joke but I thought it was cute enough to tickle your fancy. I'm not even sure I'll *like* the game yet but they are starting off in the right direction. 1
megamantaray Posted February 1, 2020 Posted February 1, 2020 27 minutes ago, 2dk2c.2 said: my tutorial of a game I might not like yet has this snarky letter. It's not a joke but I thought it was cute enough to tickle your fancy. I'm not even sure I'll *like* the game yet but they are starting off in the right direction. Hide contents Is that from the SCP-inspired game? That makes sense, rubber ducks are an SCP and I believe there's a haunted ketchup bottle too. There's also a lot of memetic and technology based SCPs that can cause problems. I like how it's written though, that's funny.
Psalam Posted March 19, 2020 Posted March 19, 2020 WARNING: BLACK HUMOR (As seen on Facebook) Shouldn't they wait to do the 2020 US Census until after the pandemic has run its course? 1
nonusnomeni Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 quarantine related: hi neighbor where is your husband in garden wasnt see him there well you need to dig some
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