Jokes revisited.

[foreversleep]

So a new jokes thread.  Post anything that took your fancy and made you laugh be it text or an image or whatever.

 

 

[winny257]

He bores so long in the nose, until he petroleum finds. 

 

[foreversleep]

Could that lead to a petroleum conglomerate getting drilling rights over his nose?  It could set a precedent and then nose pickers everywhere would no longer be safe.  ?

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, foreversleep said:

Could that lead to a petroleum conglomerate getting drilling rights over his nose?  It could set a precedent and then nose pickers everywhere would no longer be safe.  ?

On the upside of that, just think of the royalties they would pay people.

[foreversleep]

[winny257]

13 hours ago, foreversleep said:

Could that lead to a petroleum conglomerate getting drilling rights over his nose?  It could set a precedent and then nose pickers everywhere would no longer be safe.  ?

 

you did not understand the joke, there are a lot of people to drill in the nose.
We in Germany say then to this person, have you already found petroleum?
it is better and especially not offensive, than to tell him, he is an old sow. 

[fejeena]

1 hour ago, foreversleep said:

 

Uh shit, I asked you in another thread to make me a nude clip
Good that I have withdrawn my request, a post later.    What would I have become? A USB stick with a clip or CD/DVD ? OK  I am old, maybe an old video tape?

 

[foreversleep]

1 hour ago, fejeena said:

Uh shit, I asked you in another thread to make me a nude clip
Good that I have withdrawn my request, a post later.    What would I have become? A USB stick with a clip or CD/DVD ? OK  I am old, maybe an old video tape?

Gosh, video tapes, - I remember those, - maybe I'm getting old too.

 

In the past one or two of my ex's asked me to make them a cup of coffee.  Of course I'm not admitting to anything  ?

[foreversleep]

[foreversleep]

[Reginald_001]

[Darkpig]

This may come off as a bit racist towards humans but whatever moving on.

 

> What do you call a Tsundere who tries to speak Spanish?

 

> "EL-BaKA!"

 

(You're welcome~)

 

 

[Darkpig]

Oh yeah. Since I'm on the subject of Anime. What is the name of this Anime character?:

Spoiler

Shinpachi from Gintama

 

Why is this even a spoiler? If you can't figure it out either something is wrong with your think nut or you don't anime.

 

[foreversleep]

5 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Why is this even a spoiler? If you can't figure it out either something is wrong with your think nut or you don't anime.

I was going to say the Invisible Man, - plainly I don't anime.

[Reginald_001]

[Darkpig]

4 hours ago, foreversleep said:

I was going to say the Invisible Man, - plainly I don't anime.

You don't anime!? You're missing on so much. Well actually no you're not. Some people like football and some prefer to find enlightenment on the top of a mountain but I don't care which team you play for really. 

 

If you do watch anime then I would recommend it.

 

Gintama is a parody show about an oddball ronin running an oddjobs in a pseudo-current-day Japan.

[2dk2c.2]

5 hours ago, Darkpig said:

You don't anime!? You're missing on so much. Well actually no you're not. Some people like football and some prefer to find enlightenment on the top of a mountain but I don't care which team you play for really. 

 

If you do watch anime then I would recommend it.

 

Gintama is a parody show about an oddball ronin running an oddjobs in a pseudo-current-day Japan.

They need to do a show about this actress.

Sorry, can't be obscure + Funny, But I'll edit this

 

edit:

[foreversleep]

[2dk2c.2]

Hello?

I'm in a mood.

[Darkpig]

9 hours ago, 2dk2c.2 said:

 

 

Spoiler

 

 I looked up the name Naruto and I found it interesting. Naruto Uzumaki is named after Narutomaki which is a type of fish ramen topping which is named after the Naruto whirlpools. Japan sure loves its puns.

[2dk2c.2]

36 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

 I looked up the name Naruto and I found it interesting. Naruto Uzumaki is named after Narutomaki which is a type of fish ramen topping which is named after the Naruto whirlpools. Japan sure loves its puns.

(studies up) https://kotaku.com/how-to-identify-the-basic-types-of-anime-and-manga-1538285518 uh, I like seinfeld.

 

[Reginald_001]

Old but gold..

 

[Pork Type]

What are our boundaries?

On 8/4/2019 at 6:41 PM, foreversleep said:

What is this?

 

You hitched your un-funny wagon to HURR DURR GOOBLY GORP and it stayed un-funny.

 

5 years later, and you haven't learned a god damned thing.

 

Let me try to find something actually topical and funny.

 

...Gah. Fuck topical, Hopefully still funny.

 

 

[Reginald_001]

[Psalam]

I know this is old but still true.

 

Q:   What do you have when you have 50 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?

 

A:   A good start.