foreversleep Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 So a new jokes thread. Post anything that took your fancy and made you laugh be it text or an image or whatever. 5 Link to comment
winny257 Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 He bores so long in the nose, until he petroleum finds. Link to comment
foreversleep Posted August 4, 2019 Author Share Posted August 4, 2019 Could that lead to a petroleum conglomerate getting drilling rights over his nose? It could set a precedent and then nose pickers everywhere would no longer be safe. ? 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, foreversleep said: Could that lead to a petroleum conglomerate getting drilling rights over his nose? It could set a precedent and then nose pickers everywhere would no longer be safe. ? On the upside of that, just think of the royalties they would pay people. Link to comment
winny257 Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 13 hours ago, foreversleep said: Could that lead to a petroleum conglomerate getting drilling rights over his nose? It could set a precedent and then nose pickers everywhere would no longer be safe. ? you did not understand the joke, there are a lot of people to drill in the nose. We in Germany say then to this person, have you already found petroleum? it is better and especially not offensive, than to tell him, he is an old sow. 1 Link to comment
fejeena Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, foreversleep said: Uh shit, I asked you in another thread to make me a nude clip Good that I have withdrawn my request, a post later. What would I have become? A USB stick with a clip or CD/DVD ? OK I am old, maybe an old video tape? 2 Link to comment
foreversleep Posted August 5, 2019 Author Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, fejeena said: Uh shit, I asked you in another thread to make me a nude clip Good that I have withdrawn my request, a post later. What would I have become? A USB stick with a clip or CD/DVD ? OK I am old, maybe an old video tape? Gosh, video tapes, - I remember those, - maybe I'm getting old too. In the past one or two of my ex's asked me to make them a cup of coffee. Of course I'm not admitting to anything ? Link to comment
Darkpig Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 This may come off as a bit racist towards humans but whatever moving on. > What do you call a Tsundere who tries to speak Spanish? > "EL-BaKA!" (You're welcome~) Link to comment
Darkpig Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Oh yeah. Since I'm on the subject of Anime. What is the name of this Anime character?: Spoiler Shinpachi from Gintama Why is this even a spoiler? If you can't figure it out either something is wrong with your think nut or you don't anime. Link to comment
foreversleep Posted August 5, 2019 Author Share Posted August 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Darkpig said: Why is this even a spoiler? If you can't figure it out either something is wrong with your think nut or you don't anime. I was going to say the Invisible Man, - plainly I don't anime. Link to comment
Darkpig Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 4 hours ago, foreversleep said: I was going to say the Invisible Man, - plainly I don't anime. You don't anime!? You're missing on so much. Well actually no you're not. Some people like football and some prefer to find enlightenment on the top of a mountain but I don't care which team you play for really. If you do watch anime then I would recommend it. Gintama is a parody show about an oddball ronin running an oddjobs in a pseudo-current-day Japan. Link to comment
2dk2c.2 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Darkpig said: You don't anime!? You're missing on so much. Well actually no you're not. Some people like football and some prefer to find enlightenment on the top of a mountain but I don't care which team you play for really. If you do watch anime then I would recommend it. Gintama is a parody show about an oddball ronin running an oddjobs in a pseudo-current-day Japan. They need to do a show about this actress. Sorry, can't be obscure + Funny, But I'll edit this edit: 6 Link to comment
Darkpig Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 9 hours ago, 2dk2c.2 said: Spoiler I looked up the name Naruto and I found it interesting. Naruto Uzumaki is named after Narutomaki which is a type of fish ramen topping which is named after the Naruto whirlpools. Japan sure loves its puns. Link to comment
2dk2c.2 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 36 minutes ago, Darkpig said: I looked up the name Naruto and I found it interesting. Naruto Uzumaki is named after Narutomaki which is a type of fish ramen topping which is named after the Naruto whirlpools. Japan sure loves its puns. (studies up) https://kotaku.com/how-to-identify-the-basic-types-of-anime-and-manga-1538285518 uh, I like seinfeld. 1 Link to comment
Pork Type Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 What are our boundaries? On 8/4/2019 at 6:41 PM, foreversleep said: What is this? You hitched your un-funny wagon to HURR DURR GOOBLY GORP and it stayed un-funny. 5 years later, and you haven't learned a god damned thing. Let me try to find something actually topical and funny. ...Gah. Fuck topical, Hopefully still funny. 1 Link to comment
Psalam Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 I know this is old but still true. Q: What do you have when you have 50 politicians at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start. 4 Link to comment
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