Jokes revisited.

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‘Guy trying to get hired at a farm, and the farmer says “Have you ever shoed a horse?” The guy says “No, but once I told a donkey to fuck off.”

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Edited June 27, 2023 by nikoli grimm

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[sanya56714]

please roll a round square and bring a square circle?

[Harkine]

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[Z0mBieP00Nani]

What do you call a knight made entirely of fine china?

 

Sir Ramic

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[avclrz]

you guys are actually so funny

[AKM]

I did hear a report of "two armed men" nearby, although they only seem to get one armed man amounts of work done.

[AKM]

McDonnell Douglas employee with a sense of humor.

https://aviationhumor.net/mcdonnell-douglas-email/?fbclid=IwAR2DnsaUn2lVbSLcX6z7mY2tWRgEQLsshhLZ0VSM3iMGOZzNbN2M7tnYXGA

[ramrod126]

Hope this works because I laughed my ass off at this.

 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1065498667961452

[Kraven12]

On 5/21/2023 at 6:21 AM, AKM said:

 

 

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[AKM]

2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn't jog.

2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Still haven't jogged.

This is a running joke.


Never fight a dinosaur.  You'll get jurasskicked.


There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people.
Push and pull.


Why is it called 'chili' when it's actually hot?


What's your secret for always staying down to earth?
Gravity.

 

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.  I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.


Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon.  I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.


If the guy who named Walkie Talkies named everything:

Stamps: Lickie Stickie

Defibrillators: Hearty Starty

Bumble Beas: Fuzzy Buzzy

Pregnancy Test: Maybe Baby

Bra: Breastie Nestie

Fork: Stabby Grabby

Socks: Feetie Heatie

Hippo: Floatie Boatie

NIghtmare: Screamy Dreamy



I went to a pet shop and asked for 12 bees.  The shopkeeper counted thirteen and handed them over.  "You've given me one too many."
"It's a freebee."

 

A book fell on my head.  I can only blame my shelf.


What is the best time to-
6:30.
You didn't let me finish.
Doesn't matter.  6:30 is always the best time on the clock, hands down.


A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
Baa-Dumm-Tssss.

[mircislav]

 

 

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From: https://excellenttown.com/comic-shadows/52/

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[KoolHndLuke]

I just don't get anybody who says they've never been in love and then gotten their little heart broke. Just think of all those disgusting love songs they'll never appreciate hating on, lol