Share the weird quirks of your modded Skyrim.

[Redflyingmonkey]

So I just saw something that I have to share, couldn't take a screenshot since it happened super fast, but I just saw a fucking mannequin in the Dev Aveza skyship going upstairs though the hatch just as I came in. Imagine having a home in the sky, that you coded so My House is your House doesn't magically invite people on board, you're 100% sure it's empty, and bam, a mannequin right in front of you while you're in 1st person. I shat my pants right there. 

[Charmandur]

On 7/24/2019 at 1:25 PM, Redflyingmonkey said:

This shit right here
 

For those who are not OCD'ing on their waifus, the problem is those fucking eye corners. I've been using and tweaking the same character for 4 years, built her from the ground up on Racemenu, changed every single verticle on her face : I literally gave birth to this woman. And for what ? A whole brand of her DNA just went on a strike ! This has been plaging me for years now, for real. 

Are you talking about the corners of both of you're eyes? I can obviously see the one on the right is really bad. I have somewhat the same issue as the left eye in your pic, but for both of my eyes. The only thing I can think of is maybe conflicting eye meshes or possibly textures, I could be wrong. IDK if it also looks like that in vanilla skyrim. Can anyone chime in on this?

 

Here's what mine looks like in-game.

Spoiler

 

[Antioch666]

This made me chuckle for a few seconds today; thought I'd share ? SFW though!

 

[MadnessRock]

Just your average day at a swimming pool. In Skyrim.

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee. And some skooma for good measure."

[The First Lady of Hats]

>Have red eyes and long teeth

>Get invited to a feast at Reachcliff cave

>Eat a priest of Arkay, no one bats an eye

>Drink the priest of Arkay's blood? "BURN THE VAMPIRE!!!"

[karlpaws]

1 hour ago, The First Lady of Hats said:

>Drink the priest of Arkay's blood? "BURN THE VAMPIRE!!!"

You're following the wrong daedra, heretic.

[Alessia Wellington]

6 minutes ago, karlpaws said:

You're following the wrong daedra, heretic.

Molag Bal is the only true daedra to follow.

[The First Lady of Hats]

10 minutes ago, karlpaws said:

You're following the wrong daedra, heretic.

My Master would like a word with you...

[karlpaws]

50 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Molag Bal is the only true daedra to follow.

 

45 minutes ago, The First Lady of Hats said:

 

 

I suppose I should have posted that as:

 

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Namira's Followers yell: You're following the wrong daedra, heretic.

besides... I tend to champion Merida more than the rest.

[Dawndrake]

 

I have a line of sight bug when in first person. Something about shadows something.. something. Top is third person, second is first person.

 

Until I learn to edit navmeshes, I get huge fps drops in a few palaces. I think its because of bugged navmeshes and NPCs all being huddled up somewhere.

[worik]

Well. Granted, it's good for the thighs and trains the muscles.

? But I can't help it, it looks .... somehow ... urgent?

[Grey Cloud]

Either that or she needs to see a Chiropraktiker.

[Grey Cloud]

By the cringe. Playing Pillars of Eternity was fun but it was a bit too intense and serious. It's great to be back among the chaos and madness of Skyrim.

Just in the Sleeping Giant doing a bit of fund-raising and kitting out some followers with the uniform. I've had Succubus miasma on (AoE desire spell) so everyone is ramped up for it.

There's 6 followers dress like Kalessa plus Delphine dressed like this

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone's kitted out so as a thank you for their patience and forbearance I activate Random Sex.

First out of the traps is Big Orgnar who makes straight for . . .

 

 

 . . . Alvor



Tanita, my PC is just going over to bang her head against the wooden post - a facepalm just wouldn't cut it.
 

 

Two of the gels set about it and another set about me. Embry, bless him, got a grip of one of the girls. Then Sven got a grip of Orgnar who had just finished with Alvor. Then the penny dropped with Hod who got a grip of one of the gels. Meanwhile Delphine went for a lie down.

 

All done at normal speed with no lag at 8 FPS. How does that work? (That's a serious question by the way).

 

 

 

[donttouchmethere]

15 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

There's 6 followers dress like Kalessa plus Delphine dressed like this

OOOOHHHH

where did Kalessa come from?

Looks like the daughter of Spock after a sunbath close to a super nova.

Must have ?

[Grey Cloud]

 

40 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

where did Kalessa come from?

Pretty Dunmer Followers

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/98469

She's another recent addition. I haven't found the other two yet.

[donttouchmethere]

36 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

 

Pretty Dunmer Followers

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/98469

She's another recent addition. I haven't found the other two yet.

sweet thx,

saw it on Nexus already, but thought they just have big titts but no charm.

(said the guy that installs everything with botox modified ^^)

seeing you pic now I have to have them on my LO too

(I will never finish that LO if I go on like that >.<)

 

EDIT:

OH NOOOO

Emerilada has even more pointy ear followers and even orcs

DAMN you Graue Wolke!

[Grey Cloud]

16 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

OH NOOOO

Emerilada has even more pointy ear followers and even orcs

DAMN you Graue Wolke!

You're on the slippery slope now. Next thing you know you'll be traipsing through Skyrim with 20 followers in tow, selling your body for a spare plug-in slot.

 

The author of Pretty Dunmers does the lot - Bretons, Imperials, the other elves etc.

[donttouchmethere]

4 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

You're on the slippery slope now. Next thing you know you'll be traipsing through Skyrim with 20 followers in tow, selling your body for a spare plug-in slot.

 

The author of Pretty Dunmers does the lot - Bretons, Imperials, the other elves etc.

I slipped already and downloading them all ⏬

[Grey Cloud]

5 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

I slipped already and downloading them all ⏬

Remember to check the skin texture sizes (the twelve)

[donttouchmethere]

16 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Remember to check the skin texture sizes (the twelve)

are they that bad/big?

Guess I will see ?

[Grey Cloud]

8 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

are they that bad/big?

Guess I will see ?

They must be because I've changed mine. In any case, you should always check any follower.

[Arizona_Steve]

Many times have I seen the guy chopping wood with a bunch of logs stuck to his axe. But this is the first time in nearly eight years of playing that I have seen a broom stuck to a blacksmith's hammer.

 

[Grey Cloud]

43 minutes ago, Arizona_Steve said:

Many times have I seen the guy chopping wood with a bunch of logs stuck to his axe. But this is the first time in nearly eight years of playing that I have seen a broom stuck to a blacksmith's hammer.

It's the magnetic wood.

[Grey Cloud]

[woodsman30]

1 hour ago, Grey Cloud said:

 

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Looks like a typical college sausage party.