FauxFurry Posted June 4, 2019 Posted June 4, 2019 20 hours ago, Grey Cloud said: You can tread grapes so why not . . .   Hide contents   . . . cabbages?    Noster is doing well to not to trip over his own feet considering that he only has one eye. Accidentally ending up in a cabbage cart is the least of his worries.
Alessia Wellington Posted June 4, 2019 Posted June 4, 2019 Either he died a horrible death, or he was supposed to be on the table.  Either way, he looks quite relaxed...  Spoiler Â
Grey Cloud Posted June 4, 2019 Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Distortedrealms said: Ow Orc-on-a-stick. I think I'll stick with C.M.O.T. Dibbler's Rat-on-a-stick from Discworld.
Grey Cloud Posted June 4, 2019 Posted June 4, 2019 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's a poxy torch. Either that or Elisif has gone all 'mad Tagaryan' and is nuking Windhelm. It's actually just hovering there. The two lights above it are just artefacts of me moving a laggy mouse. Â Who can say? I can't get through a session without finding someone or something part submerged in the floor or ground.
Grey Cloud Posted June 4, 2019 Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Alessia Wellington said: Either he died a horrible death, or he was supposed to be on the table Where is that?
Alessia Wellington Posted June 4, 2019 Posted June 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: Where is that? Orphan Rock.
Grey Cloud Posted June 4, 2019 Posted June 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said: Orphan Rock. Crikey. It's been so long since I did that gig. Not that there is much pointin doing it. The tree has disappeared from Whiterun for some reason.
Grey Cloud Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 The springs near Darkwater. I should have consoled her to see if there was a clue as to which mod was doing this. Â
locojoe4 Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 Unfortunately I didn't get a screenshot, but an amusing effect from I believe SexLab Eager NPC's.  Very early in on a mod experiment character, I had been given a map location for Mistwatch. Happened to end up near there while playing, and decided "sure, why not, lets go clear it out with Lydia."  Get there, clear the first part of it, farmer hiding in a room "Pssst, find my wife, these people kidnapped her!" Alright Mr. Farmer, I'll find her, I'm sure she'll be one of the bandits, and I'll discover it after I've already killed her.  Cleared the place, turns out she was the boss (really? A farmers wife somehow became the boss of a bunch of murdering/thieving bandits? Damn, that woman must have been hardcore.) Allowed her to convince me to get farmer to leave without harm to him. Go back, tell him she's dead, show him her ring. He leaves, going back to report to her that he's gone, and she happens to be on some stairs. Tells me thanks for getting him to leave, and that she'll owe me a favor in the future.  This is when Eager NPC's kicks in, and she asks if maybe I would like a... different... sexier reward.  Well sure lady, that would be great. Game asks if I want to move to nearby bed, far be it for me to cause anyone some back pain by getting it on while on the stairs. A few seconds we teleport away to the nearest bed. Wham bam, thank you ma'am. I go to leave, that bed was in a Cell. A Cell with a Expert level lock. An expert level lock the lady apparently has no key for, my lock picking is under level 20, and I have 5 lockpicks. Stuck in Jail for the rest of my life, because I wanted to get some nooky with the boss of a bandit group.
Grey Cloud Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 25 minutes ago, locojoe4 said: Stuck in Jail for the rest of my life, because I wanted to get some nooky with the boss of a bandit group. [sermon] And let that be a lesson to you. [/sermon]
karlpaws Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 5 hours ago, locojoe4 said: Unfortunately I didn't get a screenshot, but an amusing effect from I believe SexLab Eager NPC's.  Very early in on a mod experiment character, I had been given a map location for Mistwatch. Happened to end up near there while playing, and decided "sure, why not, lets go clear it out with Lydia."  Get there, clear the first part of it, farmer hiding in a room "Pssst, find my wife, these people kidnapped her!" Alright Mr. Farmer, I'll find her, I'm sure she'll be one of the bandits, and I'll discover it after I've already killed her.  Cleared the place, turns out she was the boss (really? A farmers wife somehow became the boss of a bunch of murdering/thieving bandits? Damn, that woman must have been hardcore.) Allowed her to convince me to get farmer to leave without harm to him. Go back, tell him she's dead, show him her ring. He leaves, going back to report to her that he's gone, and she happens to be on some stairs. Tells me thanks for getting him to leave, and that she'll owe me a favor in the future.  This is when Eager NPC's kicks in, and she asks if maybe I would like a... different... sexier reward.  Well sure lady, that would be great. Game asks if I want to move to nearby bed, far be it for me to cause anyone some back pain by getting it on while on the stairs. A few seconds we teleport away to the nearest bed. Wham bam, thank you ma'am. I go to leave, that bed was in a Cell. A Cell with a Expert level lock. An expert level lock the lady apparently has no key for, my lock picking is under level 20, and I have 5 lockpicks. Stuck in Jail for the rest of my life, because I wanted to get some nooky with the boss of a bandit group. Now that's funny.  I don't think that's Eager though but SL Solutions. Eager would trigger if it was a "dungeon cleared" event, but since she's not a follower or enough of a friend it would be you and Lydia stuck in the cell. I don't think there is a key for that cell, since its just flavor. Should have a dead imperial woman in there, referenced in the note on the table just outside where two bandits usually are.  I think the "farmer's wife" story was she tried to settle down and found a farmer's life wasn't for her. I don't think its exactly mentioned what she did before she was married but she mentions "returning to Skyrim" and "proving herself to the bandits" so she probably wasn't unaccustomed to the rough and ready life, but probably wasn't an actual soldier.  One of the outcomes of that whole scenario has him attacking you (I think for killing her) and you end up killing him too. If it wasn't for the "return to Skyrim" line she has, I'd say "woo, free farm".  The story is one of the more interesting/sad ones in Skyrim.  5 hours ago, Grey Cloud said: [sermon] And let that be a lesson to you. [/sermon] Far more ironic is that Fjola was locked in her own cell. That you have a key for every cell is probably on the rules every Evil Overlord should follow.
Grey Cloud Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, karlpaws said: One of the outcomes of that whole scenario has him attacking you (I think for killing her) and you end up killing him too Yep. I have a knack for choosing the wrong dialogue and having him attack me. Â We have mentioned the Thalmor in Understone running up the stairs to take up their sandboxing. Well yesterday I did the Torvygg's Horn gig for Elisif and I place the horn and braced for impact and nothing. I turned around and took a few steps back down the path and Lorcas(?) came running past me and took his seat to the left of the altar. He was dead before he got his breath back.
karlpaws Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: Yep. I have a knack for choosing the wrong dialogue and having him attack me.  We have mentioned the Thalmor in Understone running up the stairs to take up their sandboxing. Well yesterday I did the Torvygg's Horn gig for Elisif and I place the horn and braced for impact and nothing. I turned around and took a few steps back down the path and Lorcas(?) came running past me and took his seat to the left of the altar. He was dead before he got his breath back. Yeah, I don't always have them sitting on the bench when I get there, sometimes they're down by the river fighting the mudcrabs, or back on the trail fighting a bear. They do usually go up around to the left (facing the statue) to kill a goat and rarely chase a rabbit to the right, and then tangle with the bandits at Yellowhenge from MBC.  If they don't fight the bear and there is a bear there, I'll usually try to draw it to them, just cause that's how I illusion-steath build.
Grey Cloud Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Teva's Watch. This guy was cowering in the corner.    As we entered the room he leapt up spun and ran straight into the wall where the pelt is. He then went back to cowering - all in about 2 seconds.    Teva's
Grey Cloud Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Teva's Watch exterior The skeever leapt off the landing at the top of the steps and Lil Red (the blonde at the back) took it out in mid-air. Â 20 followers all wearing the same uniform . . . Â . . . except one who has to be different.
Grey Cloud Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said: Poor horsie... Is that Ft Kastav? Your's is a saddle horse but I sometimes have trouble with the draught horse from further up the hill.Â
Alessia Wellington Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: Is that Ft Kastav? It is Fort Kastav. Not sure if vanilla or not, but the dead horse spawning there has always a saddle in my game.
Grey Cloud Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 Eh? I can't remember which armour mod I'm currently using but none of the other sets are as skimpy/revealing as this.
karlpaws Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 20 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: Eh?   Hide contents   I can't remember which armour mod I'm currently using but none of the other sets are as skimpy/revealing as this.   Pretty sure that's the SBC modified look for her, with her new-and-improved method for payment of bindings release.
Grey Cloud Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, karlpaws said: Pretty sure that's the SBC modified look for her, with her new-and-improved method for payment of bindings release. Ah, I see. Thank you. Â
Grey Cloud Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 Always read the small print. Â Â Â Â Â Frozen Hearth? Â Â No. Frozen arse. Pinemoon Cave. The vampires were battling with the rabbit when we got there. Â Â
worik Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: No. Frozen arse. Frozen rabbit? ? It's the new hype for the summer season?
Grey Cloud Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 I'm going to have to stop killing wolves. It's upsetting the balance of nature and now rabbits are everywhere.
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