What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

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[Darkpig]

On 9/28/2021 at 12:00 PM, MrSimur said:

This ??

it looks like a penis is coming out of his hand.

[Guest]

17 hours ago, Darkpig said:

it looks like a penis is coming out of his hand.

 

It's a new spell ????

[Gukahn]

13 hours ago, MrSimur said:

 

It's a new spell ????

 

Cockmagic, probably the hardest school of magic in all of Tamriel ? Only a choosen few where ever able to learn it, even fewer to master it's full potential. Legend says the most powerfull spell of that school could rival the gods..I could go on and on.. my mind is a wonderful place to be in ?

[nemocdt]

Wasnt there a spell mod that bombarded the enemy with penis missle's? or was that just me over modding my mind.

[GimmeBACON]

On 10/2/2021 at 4:02 AM, Gukahn said:

 

Cockmagic, probably the hardest school of magic in all of Tamriel ? Only a choosen few where ever able to learn it, even fewer to master it's full potential. Legend says the most powerfull spell of that school could rival the gods..I could go on and on.. my mind is a wonderful place to be in ?

 

[woodsman30]

Checking the pumpkins for Halloween

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Seems my followers is a being cheeky about it

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[lordarked]

porting some stuff to le from se

[moody132]

Playing Vigilant, welcome at Luigi's mansion. And I am looking like his.

Never expected part like this in Skyrim. Anor Londo flashback.

 

[Speed Metal]

Came back from Azura's Star after dealing with Malyn and found Erika doing some shenanigans.

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Maybe some drinking game. Or she's showing off her mage skills and is actually sitting on an invisible chair.

 

[Tlam99]

How to use a piece of firewood

 

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part of this now

 

 

 

[lordarked]

me doign right now preventing a inminent invasion of scarlet nexus ninjas army to world of skyrim XD

 

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

On 10/2/2021 at 6:25 PM, nemocdt said:

Wasnt there a spell mod that bombarded the enemy with penis missle's? or was that just me over modding my mind.

 

 

There was Jesus mod and he would shoot loaves of bread at enemies. 

[Gukahn]

8 hours ago, Heroine HoneyCrotch said:

 

 

There was Jesus mod and he would shoot loaves of bread at enemies. 

Don't we all need more jesus in our game? I would appreciate if he throws sandles tho.. (if you get it, i love you.)

 

Making my first none nord character in a very long time..

 

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Only need Name and occupation ? only thing sure is, he gotta aim for them big nord beautys and conquer the thievs guild.. i hate them but i want the bow..

[Grey Cloud]

10 hours ago, Heroine HoneyCrotch said:

 

 

There was Jesus mod and he would shoot loaves of bread at enemies. 

He could dual wield with a loaf in the main hand and a fish in the off hand.

 

"I used to be an adventurer like you until I learned to turn the other cheek".

 

1 hour ago, Gukahn said:

if he throws sandles tho

"It's a sign . . .".

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[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

2 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

fish

 

Fish! I think it was fish and not bread.

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

7 hours ago, Gukahn said:

I would appreciate if he throws sandles tho..

 

Idk friend, outside of it being an custom to express disgust towards someone. Not really sure on the Jesus throwing sandals at people. I wish I did!

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

3 hours ago, Heroine HoneyCrotch said:

 

Fish! I think it was fish and not bread.

It was both!

 

3. Jesus has unique powers and abilities.

- After being killed, Jesus rises from the dead. You can configure, how long it takes and a penalty for dying.
- In battle Jesus rises powerful dead to fight for him (but for a short time)
- Jesus throws multiplied fish and bread at your enemies; if they get too close, he burns them with his Holy Fire and uses "Slaying in the Spirit".
- Jesus can banish demons (daedra).
- There is healing power in his flesh and blood, and touching his clothes in battle heals you from your wounds.
- Jesus collects human hearts and turns them into a permanent health bonus (1 heart = 1 HP). Place them in his inventory.
- Jesus turns water into wine! If you give him empty wine bottles, he'll turn the water from his surroundings into wine, and in a few minutes you'll be able to get back your bottles, filled with wine.
 

 

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/94356

Edited October 9, 2021 by Heroine HoneyCrotch

[Gukahn]

35 minutes ago, Heroine HoneyCrotch said:

It was both!

 

3. Jesus has unique powers and abilities.

- After being killed, Jesus rises from the dead. You can configure, how long it takes and a penalty for dying.
- In battle Jesus rises powerful dead to fight for him (but for a short time)
- Jesus throws multiplied fish and bread at your enemies; if they get too close, he burns them with his Holy Fire and uses "Slaying in the Spirit".
- Jesus can banish demons (daedra).
- There is healing power in his flesh and blood, and touching his clothes in battle heals you from your wounds.
- Jesus collects human hearts and turns them into a permanent health bonus (1 heart = 1 HP). Place them in his inventory.
- Jesus turns water into wine! If you give him empty wine bottles, he'll turn the water from his surroundings into wine, and in a few minutes you'll be able to get back your bottles, filled with wine.
 

 

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/94356

 

[FauxFurry]

2 hours ago, Gukahn said:

 

The only Jesus Christ- The Musical that I will acknowledge is Jesus Christ Superstar. 

 

[woodsman30]

Making torch light better.... maybe ?

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[Incubusbul]

What else... slaughtering dragons.

 

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[csacskamacska]