What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[DocClox]

11 hours ago, Etrius vanRandr said:

Zapping bandits with a custom spell

 

*AHEM*

 

I mean playtesting a mod I'm working on

 

 

Very nice.

 

Me, after yet another restart, I'm outside Bleak Falls Barrow. Nice wide flat area there, perfect for training bandits.

 

 

Edited November 19, 2021 by DocClox

[Guest]

Pretty sure I killed those bandits on my way to shove the Golden Claw up my ass. Just got done sucking my own cum out of Camilla Valerius in front of her brother

 

 

 

Edited November 19, 2021 by Etrius vanRandr

[DocClox]

I left the girls with strict instructions to carry on without me, and set off on my rounds of the alchemy shops. I took Hellia with me.

 

Here she is waiting for me to finish my business with Nurellion

 

 

I am halfway tempted to use that as my phone wallpaper.

 

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You know what they say about idle hands...

 

 

Come think on it, who do they say makes work for idle hands in Skyrim? Alduin? Lorkhan? I have no idea.

 

 

 

Edited November 19, 2021 by DocClox

[Guest]

You're boring.

 

Here's me eating Janessa's ass in Solthsteim

[DocClox]

3 hours ago, Etrius vanRandr said:

You're boring.

 

No! You're boring! He said in a grown up and adult manner ?

 

Here's a relatively non-icky shot of my chap training a bandit in Fort Dawnguard 

 

 

 

Edited November 19, 2021 by DocClox

[Guest]

49 minutes ago, DocClox said:

 by DocClox

 

what, nothing kinky? No exhibitionism? 

[Guest]

Getting an alleyway blowie from Camilla

[DocClox]

6 hours ago, Etrius vanRandr said:

what, nothing kinky? No exhibitionism? 

 

Well, I did have one from earlier in the week... I got fed up the Riverwood Wives giving me attitude. so I seduced them both for a threesome. Then I told them we'd find some place private...

 

 

... and then did the pair of them in front of the bar in the Sleeping Giant Inn, just as the place was filling up. I can't see Hod there, but to his credit, Alvor is doing a fine job of ignoring his wife's infidelities

 

Seriously, though, I see something I think would make a good pic, I post it. I don't generally try and set up the shot.

 

[karlpaws]

1 hour ago, DocClox said:

Well, I did have one from earlier in the week... I got fed up the Riverwood Wives giving me attitude. so I seduced them both for a threesome. Then I told them we'd find some place private...

 

... and then did the pair of them in front of the bar in the Sleeping Giant Inn, just as the place was filling up. I can't see Hod there, but to his credit, Alvor is doing a fine job of ignoring his wife's infidelities

 

I think your Dragonborn has the same 4th wall breaking spells mine does to befuddle the crowds and make them ignore things right in front of them... ie I don't have a Spectator Crowds kinda mod.  

 

From housewives to jarls, it works on everyone...

 

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as for what else I did in Skyrim (not so much "right now" as in "the whole last month" since I just went through my screenshots folder:

 

Kinda felt sorry for some idiots:

 

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We're just up the road from the Solitude-Dragon Bridge road and this couple with their guard are going to walk right past the Solitude carriage stop, over the bridge at the East Empire warehouse and under the city Arch.  I followed them once. I think they really need to fire their guard.

 

 

 

With the mods I have, Salonia doesn't even make a good captive, so I probably need to invest the time in the "kill and make a clone" kind of mods.

 

 

Took a bath.  Not sure if I got cleaner or not by using this particular pool.

 

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Also not sure if a high elf mage makes a better magicka bath attendant or not. Will be performing more studies.

 

 

 

Took some Bribes...

 

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Was playing a Imperial imperial on this run, with the full armor and such, though without any mods to make faction reactions a thing. Girl is really just an added Wench and the sex was just for some regen and other mod added perks I use but when I started the scene a thought popped into my mind. It wasn't until later than I considered Winterhold hired laborers would not have much cause to bribe an Imperial inspector looking over their work.

 

 

 

and played hide and seek

 

 

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 Poor Laelette, who seems to need a daughter but looses her mind when she looses her mortality.   I might just have to find a mod that adds a teddy bear or other child's toy I can enchant, then soul trap her with a black gem just so she can hang around some adopted kids.  At least as long as she doesn't pull a Mephala and start talking them into killing me.

 

 

[Alessia Wellington]

7 minutes ago, karlpaws said:

I might just have to find a mod that adds a teddy bear or other child's toy I can enchant, then soul trap her with a black gem just so she can hang around some adopted kids.  At least as long as she doesn't pull a Mephala and start talking them into killing me.

 

I'd buy one of those. Imagine all the fun things you could do with a psycho bear.

[karlpaws]

20 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

I'd buy one of those. Imagine all the fun things you could do with a psycho bear.

 

I don't remember the names, but one armor outfit had a stuffed bear you could use as a shield, I think, and another that was a backpack or some other kind of worn "armor" though that would make it not suitable for a child's toy, I think.  Might have to play with keywords.  Also not sure lore wise if you should be able to soul trap a vamire or if you'd have to arm wrestle Molag Bal for it.

[Alessia Wellington]

Leaving my mark on Elisif.

 

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Now we can debate whether it's a good or a bad thing that Skyrim has a severe lack of mirrors.

 

[DocClox]

This caught me by surprise.

 

 

That's Uthgerd using HSH to take advantage of a slave I'd singled out for special attention. What I wasn't expecting was that she'd use the Girl In A Jar animation.

 

I really must see if there's some way to stop those cropping up in generic scenes.

 

[Guest]

Some of you aren't man enough to eat pussy. I, on the other hand, as a Khajiit, enjoy fish.

 

 

It's OK though, you'll grow up some day.

 

Maybe you'll even be strong enough to hold a woman while you fuck her standing up...

 

 

and then have the manliness and courage to do the right thing and turn this bitch over to the Alik'r after blasting her brains with cum.

 

 

On my way to fuck your bitch and make you watch

 

Edited November 21, 2021 by Etrius vanRandr

[Gukahn]

On 11/18/2021 at 10:33 PM, sickboy791 said:

Nice PC !

Thank you

13 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Leaving my mark on Elisif.

Don't suck too hard or you kill the few brain cells she still has. Not that she had many to begin with

 

Just chilling with Sam. Sharing past adventures and how to submit a female daedroth.. I actually don't wanna know that but he is a b it oversharing.

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I know a doctor who reference when i see one. Nice one Nachtdaemmerung77

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The true reason the old nords feared this one

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Holy crap.. (no  i didn't fuck it up, he is just not compatible and i didn't see a reason to make him. More a reason not to?)

 

 

 

And now some decorating

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She deserves it. I know her husband is as much a cheat as she is, but he don't have tits, so i am not interested in domesticating him.

 

Keep the House clean while i am gone, will ya?!

 

I hate him to the bone but he looks just too badass in this pic to not to share

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Edited November 21, 2021 by Gukahn

[DocClox]

Let's see, strip the slaves and sell the loot to Alvor, then see Hod about some lumber...

 

 

No boobs, just thought it was a nice picture.

 

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Of course, about fifteen seconds after that, the mood was ruined by the Advent Of The Starfish Headed Freaks

 

 

... and about fifteen seconds after, while I'm trying to gently kite the Freaks out of Riverwood so I can murder them without getting the Riverrwooders killed, a sodding dragon turns up to join the party.

 

And the day started out so well...

 

 

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Right. Killed the dragon. eventually. After dying twice, once because DoM locked me out of the inventory menu when I really, really needed a healing potion. Got the dragon soul; couldn't get a screenshot because the Starfish Heads closed in every time I tried to line up a shot. Had to double back wading through the river to loot the dragon corpse. Now I just need to kite the Fishy Bitches out of town and collar them.

 

Still haven't sold any loot or bought any lumber. Hell, haven't even had a chance to make sure Hod and Alvor are still alive.

 

I wonder if it's too late to reload and do this in Morthal...

 

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Oh well, all's well that ends well, I suppose :)

Edited November 21, 2021 by DocClox

[Guest]

The only reason I ever do Lights Out is to fuck this smug bitch and fill her belly with my cum.

 

Bandits get what they deserve.

 

Relevant porn:

 

 

 

https://e621.net/posts/2155935?pool_id=19834
https://e621.net/posts/2304442?pool_id=20864

 

Edited November 21, 2021 by Etrius vanRandr

[DocClox]

Redoran's Retreat

 

 

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Finally got around to visiting Solstheim.

 

 

That bonemould helmet suits little Fuaril, there. I think I might keep her like that for a bit.

 

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I got mugged by three cultists, a lurker and some ash hoppers in quick succession, so here I am back in Skyrim working the soul farm circuit.

 

This slave looks like she's really into it.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 22, 2021 by DocClox

[DocClox]

Vampire hunting in Dimhollow.

 

 

Their training is progressing nicely.

 

 

 

[Speed Metal]

We from the Dawnguard take business serious.

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Having some fun while Dexion is about to read the scroll.

 

[DocClox]

Having a cozy fireside chat with the girls from Knifepoint Ridge.

 

[Gukahn]

 

Don't stop me now~

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I'm having such a good time

 

training this girl~

 

 

?

 

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Looks like slavery but actually.. It's just educational.. I teach them to be nicer

 

.. Looks like i failed..

 

 

Traditions.. You have to polish them.

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Life is good

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Edited November 29, 2021 by Gukahn

[DocClox]

Speaking of education, posture training at a small campfire near Helgen.

 

[woodsman30]

Been a long time since I went up to the Throat of the World from here it is a long way up.

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[woodsman30]

Never figured out why sex is posted here when there is a thread for that.....anyone?