What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[SleepyJim]

8 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

I had a sky like that not long ago though I can't remember where. What are they stood on?

There's an ancient set of stone steps leading up to the ruins from the river. They're on one of the wide stone pathways between different flights of stairs.

[Grey Cloud]

13 minutes ago, SleepyJim said:

There's an ancient set of stone steps leading up to the ruins from the river. They're on one of the wide stone pathways between different flights of stairs.

Ah. Couldn't figure out what it was - didn't think it was a bridge or road.

[worik]

On 10.5.2018 at 5:37 PM, Grey Cloud said:

The chicken

Sole survivor base material , I guess?

[Grey Cloud]

Currently living the old joke:

'My dog's got no nose'

'How does he smell'

'Bloody awful'.

[worik]

12 hours ago, SleepyJim said:

I love that Greek armour mod. I'm using the togas - edit: peplos (thanks for the reminder) - from it as outfits for the priestesses of Dibella in my game. Having just been initiated into the Dibellan Arts as part of Annekke and Sylgja's Amorous Adventures quest, my dragonborn is proudly sporting the uniform at the moment

That's a very fitting idea. It looks better than the native clothing from the mod itself. Which armour mod is it? I'd like to try one of those if it fits my size and complexion 

[SleepyJim]

6 hours ago, worik said:

That's a very fitting idea. It looks better than the native clothing from the mod itself. Which armour mod is it? I'd like to try one of those if it fits my size and complexion 

It's this one. Someone else has also done a patch that adds craft/temper recipes and a few extras.

[SleepyJim]

Teaching old dogs new tricks.
 

Spoiler

 

When my newly awakened Dragonborn made the climb up to High Hrothgar, she was expecting to learn all about the power of the Thu'um.

What she was not expecting was to be terrifically aroused by the sexual majesty of the Greybeards...

 

 

Ah well

 

 

*Greybeard robes lack a vanilla keyword, meaning anyone wearing them is classed as naked. Those poor blokes are constantly turning each other on up there.

 

 

[MrEsturk]

So I started a new character with Slaverun installed. Became a slaver, enslaved a follower, brought Riverwood under control:

 

 

But....

Spoiler

Unfortunately I got a bit too slutty, convincing Master Pike I'd be better off serving the company in a different fashion:

 

And now I'm stuck trying to grind out 1000 gold because apparently the Jarl thinks I'm a lousy fuck. Off to work for S_L_U_T_S. Assholes sent me on a run all the way to Winterhold. Decided to take a rustic route, being NPCs traveling on the road tend to get a bit rapey:

 

 

My follower still acknowledges me as her master. Her armbinder is custom scripted to vanish during combat, making still useful as a bodyguard. Once I get this haul done I need to go raid a bandit camp to get us some decent armor. Damn slavers ganked all my gear:

 

She's quite flexible and can manage to squeeze an arm out to hold a torch at night (among other things  ):

 

 

 

[-Ayleth-]

Tirdas, 21st of Heartfire, 10:22pm

 

After my Character Ray met Sanguine during "A Night to Remember", he was so drunk that he cursed Ray for beating him in the drinking bet. Things went down hill pretty damn fast... Those Horny Werewolves just can´t get enough of her. Some time later the Dragonborn showed up and rescued her. He brought her to the nearest Inn and they drank an Ale together. Next Morning he left her some Gold for a Healer. She will never forget this Horrible but Exciting Night. What a Hero.

 

 

 

 

Mods used:

Horny Werewolves of Skyrim (The Genital of the Werewolves)

Slavetats Heavy Sperm 

Slavetats

Apropos Wear and Tear (Bruises and cuts)

Shout like a Virgin (The Devil Horns)

More Slavetats Packs (I just have too many to remember)

Sanguines Debrauchery for the Collar around my neck (An Addition to my Curse...)

ApachiiSkyHair or  KS Hairdos

 

[SkyAddiction]

On 5/17/2018 at 5:06 AM, Grey Cloud said:

Ha! It's not just me then.

 

Not to be confused with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XROMw3Z4e0

 

LOL!

 

Ancient history nerds, unite!

 

Anyway, I'm constantly impressed that your game hasn't crashed, especially given the sillyness you've shown.

[Grey Cloud]

19 minutes ago, SkyAddiction said:

Anyway, I'm constantly impressed that your game hasn't crashed, especially given the sillyness you've shown.

I do get the odd CTD but I generally just ignore them and they go away. I just mess about and play Skyrim for laughs with various combinations of mods to see what synergy or anti-synergy pops up. Few if any of my screenies are posed, they are just what the game throws up and I can screengrab.

No NPCs are harmed in the making of my screenshots.

[KumamonTheWorshiper]

Currently darkening some armor textures that is a biiiit too bright for my eyes. Yes i'm editing the texture while playing, so i can check the changes that i made quickly.

Spoiler

 

 

[The First Lady of Hats]

 

Rebuilding Bashed patch after Bashed patch after Bashed patch whilst I try figure out what's fucking up wispmothers.

Seems it was CaCo

[Ernest Lemmingway]

3 hours ago, The First Lady of Hats said:

Rebuilding Bashed patch after Bashed patch after Bashed patch whilst I try figure out what's fucking up wispmothers.

Seems it was CaCo

Which is one reason I don't used Wrye Bash; I'm horrible at figuring out what's causing issues with Bashed patches. All it does is screw up my game and turn me into the equivalent of the Hulk trying to deal with technical support. And I have the broken furniture/walls/bones to prove it.

[The First Lady of Hats]

39 minutes ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

Which is one reason I don't used Wrye Bash; I'm horrible at figuring out what's causing issues with Bashed patches. All it does is screw up my game and turn me into the equivalent of the Hulk trying to deal with technical support. And I have the broken furniture/walls/bones to prove it.

Ehh, usually it's fine, keeps my leveled lists in check and merges a bunch of small bollocks so I don't overload esps. Wisp-moms were having a weird on death affect that'd blue wash my screen then crash after ten seconds or so, not seen it happen afore and CaCo is the only thing new on me list lately. But the merge list is that big now I inevitably forget to unhide something so it can merge it, so I bugger it up  and rebuild again. :3

 

I should write a list or take a bloody screenshot or somethin'.

[worik]

I'm not playing right now. Just screenshooting some DD iron fetters and prisoner chains with a nice iron ball at the end for Inte

 

The background is the basement of BreezehomeFullyUpgradable

 

 

[MrEsturk]

So my fallen slaver finished her cargo haul for S_L_U_T_S rape free. Even better by shear coincidence a small bandit group she witnessed killed by soldiers included one of them that was wearing the exact grade armor she was wearing before she was betrayed and enslaved. Lucky me:

 

But no sooner than she stepped foot into Winterhold's Inn:

 

Spoiler

The horrible harassment mod reared its ugly head:

 

While she may be little more than a lowly sex slave now being raped by the local town drunk in a free city was still a step over the line. She payed Ranmir back the moment the Inn Keeper wasn't looking. Heck, she might have done his sister, Birna, a favor. Now that he isn't drinking all their money away she might be able to save up enough to flee Skyrim before Slaverun's influence starts to spread (nah, she's a braindead NPC):

 

With her own slave and zombie Ranmir following her, my character cleared out a tiny bandit hideout for the Winterhold Jarl. On the way back they decided to seek shelter in an abandoned Lighthouse. The place turned out to be ransacked by a group of Falmer that had tunneled their way in:

 

Zombie Ranmir didn't make it, but otherwise my character cleared the place out. After granting the slain lighthouse owner's written final wishes on top of the lighthouse she and her follower enjoyed the nice view:

 

My character made a stop off at Dawnstar to sell off her loot. It sure was nice of this free town to allow slave agents to freely patrol it. My character sure did enjoy giving a public blowjob while a khajiit, adaptively named "horny sailor", gawked at her. No feelings of murderous rage she couldn't act on what so ever...

 

After "that" happened she got back to unloading her loot. "What do you mean you can't afford to buy 483 chaurus eggs from me? This is the last time I visit this cheapskate alchemy shop!":

 

While resting at the Dawnstar inn she met a friendly Priest of Mara that asked her to help him save the town from an evil daedra cult. He seemed quite nice. After all, he didn't take one look at her and decide "I really should rape that". She accepted his offer and rescued the town from its curse of nightmares:

 

After that it was about time to report back to her slave master and pay him the money he demanded. He insisted she receive advanced sex slave training from his henchman she had previous whipped around like a little bitch. Right after he was done fucking her first. Oh joy...

 

 

My follower's gear is finally getting improved. At least in those locations she's allowed to actually wear it :

 

[Grey Cloud]

Big day in England today* so I thought I'd better get some game-time in early doors.

Thought it was going to be one of those days as one of the first NPCs I came across was a male necromancer wearing a robe in a colour I'd never seen before. I went into denial mode and carried on. Short time later I'm just in Lost Knife Hideout and get this:

He was alive but naked when I got there.

Anyway he was the only incident in there and I cleaned out the place, came outside and it was dark. Good, because I'm on the trail of hermaphrodite werewolves.

Headed north from Lostknife and hadn't gone far when I come across an Ancient Glass Golem taking on person or persons unknown. Next thing I know I'm knee-deep in chunks of malachite ore and being attacked by some goblins. I took out the two that were facing me and realised that more goblins were fighting something else further up the hill. I moved closer and to my surprise and delight it is a couple of the very beasts that I'm for looking. So a quick changeroo on the shout key to Untamed mating call and bingo it's me and two hermaphrodite werewolves against the world. I actually caught up a goblin in the call but luckily it didn't survive the fight. So, gobberlings defeated it's time for introductions.

"Well hello there"



 



 



 

Schlong clipping is because I haven't size adjusted anything yet.



 

I think she liked it.



 

She's showing off now.



 



 

Sun's coming up and I've still got goblins to loot.

 

*F.A. Cup Final - Manchester United vs Chelsea.  Come on you reds.

[Grey Cloud]

17 hours ago, worik said:

I'm not playing right now. Just screenshooting some DD iron fetters and prisoner chains with a nice iron ball at the end for Inte

 

The background is the basement of BreezehomeFullyUpgradable

 

 

To me and Ernest H, that image is a metophor for a bashed patch.

[worik]

Hearthfire, Fredas evening, after a week of adventures, fame and glory (creeping through vermin infested dungeons, slaying bandits, ripping the guts out of dragons, wading through puddles of blood).

People in Whiterun get to know each other, have a drink, need to retire to a more discrete place (Breezehome) ... enjoy the warming fire, go upstair, sit down a bit on the comfy bed, strip off their clothes

Become entangled with each other,  one thing leads to the other....

 

Lydia? Excuse me?

 

Yes, right now, I am in MY bed with this lovely lady in front of me.

And as far as I see it, NO I am not in danger. Although I might cry out loud in the next minutes, I do NOT need you to protect me!

 

And please, GET YOUR DIRTY BOOTS OFF MY BED!

 

NOW!

[MrEsturk]

34 minutes ago, worik said:

Hearthfire, Fredas evening, after a week of adventures, fame and glory (creeping through vermin infested dungeons, slaying bandits, ripping the guts out of dragons, wading through puddles of blood).

People in Whiterun get to know each other, have a drink, need to retire to a more discrete place (Breezehome) ... enjoy the warming fire, go upstair, sit down a bit on the comfy bed, strip off their clothes

Become entangled with each other,  one thing leads to the other....

 

Lydia? Excuse me?

 

Yes, right now, I am in MY bed with this lovely lady in front of me.

And as far as I see it, NO I am not in danger. Although I might cry out loud in the next minutes, I do NOT need you to protect me!

 

And please, GET YOUR DIRTY BOOTS OFF MY BED!

NOW!

Reminds me of when this happened:

Maybe its just the guard's fetish or something. Either way she just stood there and watched from that vantage point the entire time.

[MadMansGun]

8 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Schlong clipping is because I haven't size adjusted anything yet.

use the patch called "LessHornyWerewolves" found in the Mod Compatibility Kit.

[Grey Cloud]

Saturday was a really bad day. United beat in the F.A. Cup Final, a royal wedding and then we popped into the Night Gate Inn and who is in there but Moris the Draugr. Moris was last seen in the Rift running away.

Anyway we leave the inn and head on down the road. We've not gone far when we pass a minor contretemps between the imps and the stormies, courtesy of Warzones. Imps win and my Hermaphrodite Werewolves decide to cheer up the survivors. I turn around to see if they are finished and who has showed up?

 

 

 

Moris the Deserter. Bastard can't look me in the eye.


 

 

[Grey Cloud]

So a brand new day and off we set. Not gone a couple of miles before we run into a bunch of OBIS bandits who take out one of the werewolves. Moris did one at the first sign of violence and returned once everything was peaceful again.

Made it to Morphal without further ado then got this in the inn.

The lady in question is Ingarte from Interesting NPCs who was 'someone who prefers to watch'. WTF is that thing?

[SleepyJim]

^ Heh. Consentacles. Must be the Furo Tub from Billyy's SLAL pack?

 

In my game I've just had a drinking contest with some bandits...

 

 

Well, I smashed their heads in with a warhammer to tell the truth, but the way they ended up made me giggle.