What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Psalam]

3 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

What am I doing now?

I am here . . .

 

. . . and I am wondering:

a. Why have giants all turned hostile?

b. Why is Jon Battle-Born running around out here armed with a knife?

c. Where has my one remaining employee disappeared to?

d. Why can't I find Volunruud?

 

Nice evening though.

 

Or perhaps not.

I'll take a shot: 

a) Because they are all horny. There are no giantesses after all and mammoths only do so much for them after a while.

b) Because he head that Olfina Gray-Mane had the hots for you and was going to castrate you with that knife - until he got a good look and now he's confused,

c) Mr. Bigglesworth is still waiting for you to come home so he can get his well-deserved pets, and

d) If it is not just off to your left I must assume that Hermaeus Mora has moved it to Apocrypha.

In any case, good luck! Lol 

[Grey Cloud]

Still can't find Volunruud but I stumbled on to Skyborn Altar and a Frost Dragon which slammed into the side of the mountain and caused this:

It hit the mountainside where the top of my head is. It then skidded along until . . .

. . . it slammed head-first into the vertical part of the word wall, just about where my right shoulder is. It started to turn around but I killed what was left of it where it is lay now. In both images you can clearly see where the ground was churned up by the crashing dragon. (Hidden Employee, Crashing Dragon?)

While this was going on, Jon B-B and my employee turned up but were chased off again by the skelly Draman things which were guarding the altar. I have now killed those but still no sign of Jon, employee or Volunruud.

 

Volunruud or bust.

[The First Lady of Hats]

53 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

. . . and I am wondering:

a. Why have giants all turned hostile?

b. Why is Jon Battle-Born running around out here armed with a knife?

c. Where has my one remaining employee disappeared to?

d. Why can't I find Volunruud?

Head further East. Volunruud is closer to the Lorius farm where Cicero is/was.

 

 

Hat's is derping around in olde crypts, testing out some infernal devices, in particular some HDT chains and manacles.

 

  That strange masked fellow in the background is a member of the Pale Academy, a sect of necromancers ravaging Skyrim's tombs for dead not blessed by Arkay and generally trying to pick up the peices left by Mannimarco's Worm Cult.

[Grey Cloud]

Is it? Can it? Could it?

 

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, halle-lu-jah!

[The First Lady of Hats]

Huzzar!

[Psalam]

28 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Still can't find Volunruud but I stumbled on to Skyborn Altar and a Frost Dragon which slammed into the side of the mountain and caused this:

It hit the mountainside where the top of my head is. It then skidded along until . . .

. . . it slammed head-first into the vertical part of the word wall, just about where my right shoulder is. It started to turn around but I killed what was left of it where it is lay now. In both images you can clearly see where the ground was churned up by the crashing dragon. (Hidden Employee, Crashing Dragon?)

While this was going on, Jon B-B and my employee turned up but were chased off again by the skelly Draman things which were guarding the altar. I have now killed those but still no sign of Jon, employee or Volunruud.

 

Volunruud or bust.

Suicidal dragons? Break out the Prozac!

Lost employees? Get them cell phones!

Lost dungeons? Try google maps!  

[Grey Cloud]

Done Volunruud and am now talking to a couple of famous pioneer aviators.

 

The Wight brothers.

[Psalam]

Bad, very bad. But creative. Let me just have another drink and I may thin it's wonderful! 

[Ernest Lemmingway]

9 hours ago, MorePrinniesDood said:

I killed Mirmulnir and mounted his head on my wall. But not before he left my Dovahbunny with a powerful curse.

 

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I have to ask if those rabbit ears and trophy are mods or Photoshop.

[MorePrinniesDood]

1 minute ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

I have to ask if those rabbit ears and trophy are mods or Photoshop.

The rabbit ears are by PsychoMachina (link), the trophies are from one of my work-in-progress mods, which I hope to release under my non-adult Nexus account soon.

[woodsman30]

On 5/3/2018 at 4:57 PM, KoolHndLuke said:

Seriously? Isn't there a law here against that or something? How can anyone play Skyrim and not have Serana annoy the shit out of them all the time? Want to cast an aimed spell and she comes and gets right in your face! Or watch her raise a chicken to help "fight" a dragon.

ROTF never has there been a more true statement made about Serana... don't forget her line "what do you need" every 30 seconds.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

31 minutes ago, MorePrinniesDood said:

The rabbit ears are by PsychoMachina (link), the trophies are from one of my work-in-progress mods, which I hope to release under my non-adult Nexus account soon.

Cool! The ears and tail match the carpet. Hmm...a bunny vampire-succubus...I'll have to post some screenies of my character when I get on my desktop.

[Grey Cloud]

Looking out from Silent Moons and thinking that this has not, repeat not, been a good day so far.

Any more shit like this and they'll be freezing their bollocks off in Game of Thrones as white walkers.

I should have gone with skeletons. Never any trouble with them.

[worik]

4 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

t hit the mountainside where the top of my head is. It then skidded along until . . .

. . . it slammed head-first into the vertical part of the word wall, just about where my right shoulder is.

He had eaten too many drunken revelers. Don't drink and fly....?

[Psalam]

1 hour ago, Grey Cloud said:

Looking out from Silent Moons and thinking that this has not, repeat not, been a good day so far.

Any more shit like this and they'll be freezing their bollocks off in Game of Thrones as white walkers.

I should have gone with skeletons. Never any trouble with them.

Try this: hang them from one of those pines and you'll have a classic Christmas song.

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Wight Christmas.

Turn about is fair play.

 

[valcon767]

3 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

I have to ask if those rabbit ears and trophy are mods or Photoshop.

another set of rabbit ears is possible by doing a quick google search for "skyrim fran armor" the original i got from nexus i cannot find the link to now,

but there is a blogspot that has a version (and it has a cbbe bodyslide hdt too) 

link http://skyrimmodshighlights.blogspot.com/2017/07/ff12-fran-armor-cbbe-bodyslide-hdt.html

 

[Grey Cloud]

I knew it would end in tears.

The 180 gold helps soften the blow of course.

 

The animated version was amazing.

[Captain Cobra]

Joining the College of Winterhold to try out that Shezarrine Prologue mod.  Taking a tour of the facilities and feeling more out of place than usual, being a barbarian surrounded by wizards and such.

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Also bullied Ancano for a bit, that's always fun.

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[The First Lady of Hats]

57 minutes ago, Captain Cobra said:

Joining the College of Winterhold to try out that Shezarrine Prologue mod.  Taking a tour of the facilities and feeling more out of place than usual, being a barbarian surrounded by wizards and such.

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Also bullied Ancano for a bit, that's always fun.

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You get bonus points for being a Saxleel lady. <3

 

Ancano is like Brynjolf in my game. He's one of those NPC's that I just avoid like the plague, having to dance around Riften market to stop him comming to bug me about joining his outfit. The Altmer's less annoying but he does have that one bit "YOU THERE, I heard you discovered something in Saarthal." I like to shut him down and just wander past him and not even acknowledge his prescence, because frankly, fuck the Thalmor.

[-Ayleth-]

On 1.5.2018 at 5:23 PM, donttouchmethere said:

Two Elves (lvl 9 on entry -> lvl 18 now) just made it out of Bleak Falls Barrow after 2 1/2 Days (or more, everthing has respawned already).

Now they just stare traumatized into Riverwood, after their first adventure... an adventure that was realy messed up.

Close to all equipment lost, all gold lost, one still wearing a petcollar... and both realy need a bath, but even the soap is lost

Fighting started realy easy and at the beginning they felt like their paragon Legolas!

But than shit hit the fan pretty quick and everything escalated into a mess the creator of "Sexist Guards" can only dream off

And me the user had to watch it all, how do i get those pictures out of my head

Turns out they underestimated the effect of YASH2 + Hateful Wenches + Rubber Ninjas

A fairly routine Load Order test became a struggle for survival (i guess for papyrus too).

(and its true Draugr realy... *stare*)

Noooo Not the Soap! Oh.. Yea. Im Sorry for your Elves.

[Grey Cloud]

The eyes have it.

It has been a very long day and now, to cap it off, Veralene has come down with a bad case of fluttering thre'penny (in the left one).

We came out of High Gate Ruins to be met by Virkmund of all people. That might have been what set off Veralene's thre'penny.

 

[wokking56]

Nirn date Middas, the 27th of Heartfire. As part owner of the renown Double D Dairy Farm I am off to Raven Rock for a conference and sales opportunity. I bring my level 4 Milk Maid Susanna along to help with demonstrations and actual product delivery.

 

 

[kapete]

Left companion home cleaning and doing dishes and continued underground exploration project alone. After killing everyone in cave there was this altar which you just have to pay your respects to.

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[MrEsturk]

Despite all the indignities my character has suffered she isn't always the victim when things go wrong in Skyrim. Life on the road has left her with a dark secret of her own:

 

 

At some point her sadistic companion got infected as well. When the two have their moments there have been a lot of.... incidents in Skyrim during nightfall (They are not the misunderstood "Companions" type of werewolves). One thing I am proud of is their eye colors remain roughly the same as when they are in their elven form, a tell to their true identities. Yeah, I'm a fan of Moonlight Tales.

[orgs1n]

Just chilling by the fire, in between missions. About to get a shoulder massage, too. The Stormcloaks do like me.