What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Grey Cloud]

Hanging out in Fort Fellhammer Mine with a legendary sixties rock band.

The Grateful Undead.

We've just arrived here but as we were ready to leave and I was about to click on the door, who walks in? Poxy Virkmund.

'You gun die boy'.

[Grey Cloud]

He didn't follow us out of Fellhammer. Stood outside Duskglow Crevice deciding whether to go in or not and up he pops. So . . .

Now you see him

Now you don't

Where'd he go?

 

[worik]

Evening, near the end of Hearthfire.

Roasted leg of goat, potatoes, some apples and a bottle of wine and a keg of mead for dinner with my trusty followers.

Spoiler

 

But it's been a long day and the certain indisposed time of the month. Now, the lady needs to rest and get a healthy night of sleep.

Spoiler

 

Dont't get me wrong! I don't mind that Inigo likes to take a bath. Even when I'm trying to get some sleep.

In fact that's a jolly good idea he has from time to time.

But he just won't listen to me and take off his boots.

Spoiler

Now, I've got myself bloodstained mud in my bath. Again!

 

I'm not your everyday's housewife. I'm Dragonborn. I don't mind splattering the intestines of various creatures and uncivilized morons all over the place.

BUT NOT IN MY BATH!

Could someone try again and talk to him, please?

 

[Grey Cloud]

Let this be a lesson to you.

The draugr is humping a random thief who is still invisible.

 

 

[Psalam]

2 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Let this be a lesson to you.

The draugr is humping a random thief who is still invisible.

 

 

Is the thief invisible or has the draugr simply pushed it into the ground? Is that how draugr reproduce? Kind of like some chaurus (and spiders ...).

[Grey Cloud]

1 minute ago, Psalam said:

Is the thief invisible or has the draugr simply pushed it into the ground? Is that how draugr reproduce? Kind of like some chaurus (and spiders ...).

She was invisible but popped into view post-coitus (elf armed with knife (briefly)). In-game I could see that blurry effect.  I had no idea theirwas a thief about but the draugr was in like Flynn. The angle of the hillside wasn't helping the animation.

[Raider1]

17 hours ago, MrEsturk said:

 Yeah, I'm a fan of Moonlight Tales.

 

I won't play without Moonlight tales LOL. 

 

[MrEsturk]

A slave and her adventurer keeper explore Dead Man's Respite in search of King Olaf's Verse:

Spoiler

 

 

Well this doesn't look good:

 

Guess its time to get let off the leash:

 

Though the girls were successful in their mission recovering the Verse, neither of them are Dragonborn. Thus this wall of strange runes had little meaning to them:

 

[The First Lady of Hats]

Runnin' around gawking at random npcs. Finally installed that Dames o' Skyrim you buggers all run wi', fairly impressed wi' them so far, It's touchin' up the wenches Bijin an' Ordinary women ignore. Also up or rather Downgraded the ENB to Aeon, as my modlist grows into a burgeoning monster snapdragons fps plummets further, from a playable 50 to 30-20. Sadly whilst Aeon's exteriors look pretty bloody damned good, it's interiors are dark as fuck, a tavern shouldn't be pitch black when there's a roaring hearthfire in the middle of it, so le Sigh, the search fer a new enb continues.

[Molevalence]

17th of Hearthfire

Dusk

Setting up camp for the night after leaving Riften to clear up the Skooma operation. Was set out to go hunting for dinner then heard something entering the premises. Bow at the ready.

 

[Grey Cloud]

26 minutes ago, The First Lady of Hats said:

Runnin' around gawking at random npcs.

Wrong thread surely?

You should be here

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

Strictly speaking it's not a screenshot but it reflects where I am at the moment.

Skyrim is a stoopid game.

It all started with Ansilvund. Ah, Ansilvund.

Well that's not strictly true. It started with a mechanical dragon dropping out of the sky near Mzulft last night. It could have killed someone but luckily it missed everyone and was promptly hammered into scrap by F Troop.

From there we made the short hop to Ansilvund. I'll hold my hand up here, I forgot to issue the stay command and entered Ansilvund mob-handed. I had about seven dragr and skeletons with me plus Callen and Moris. I recruited a few more draugr from what was wandering around inside Ansilvund, so maybe a dozen undead all told. And then the problems began.

First problemo was a pendulum trap. It completely trashed my team. As luck would have it, I had done a quicksave just before the trap. So, quickload, stay shout and CTD - should have given the game a few seconds to calm down after the load. Too late to bother by that time so I decided to wait for the next day.

Today I loaded in and once everything had settled I took everyone back outside and issued the stay. Clever eh?

Recruited some more draugr on the other side of the pendulum trap and finished the place.

Back outside and off we set for Riften. En route we were attacked by various things including some sort of werewolf thing the size of Wales. Hunter of the Pack? Some shit like that, I didn't realise how big it was until it was dead and lay on the ground. Wasn't on its own either. Fair play to my team they took the wolfies down quick-style and didn't lose anyone. Well, not until some of them took exception with the one who had let go with a shout or was it the ice magic? Lost two or three bods there. Long story cut short and we lost a bod or three after every minor engagement.

Finally made it into Riften with three draugr and Callen. Moris went AWOL/MIA in the night. He was set to essentail so unless I clouted him accidentallly he should still be with us. I staggered into Riften over burdened and realised that the blacksmith doesn't have any selling dialogue option and neither does the Prawn shop (they never do). Grelka and the market folk do but they have hardly any cash.

Callen's getting on my tits but I'm stuck with her because of a quest. I suppose I could tell her to meet me at the Brinehammer.

My new cunning plan is to do some research and find out where I can get skeletons between Riften and the Brinehammer.

Still, as they say: 'As one door closes, another slams in your face'.

 

[Psalam]

27 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Strictly speaking it's not a screenshot but it reflects where I am at the moment.

 

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Skyrim is a stoopid game.


 

 

 

It all started with Ansilvund. Ah, Ansilvund.

Well that's not strictly true. It started with a mechanical dragon dropping out of the sky near Mzulft last night. It could have killed someone but luckily it missed everyone and was promptly hammered into scrap by F Troop.

From there we made the short hop to Ansilvund. I'll hold my hand up here, I forgot to issue the stay command and entered Ansilvund mob-handed. I had about seven dragr and skeletons with me plus Callen and Moris. I recruited a few more draugr from what was wandering around inside Ansilvund, so maybe a dozen undead all told. And then the problems began.

First problemo was a pendulum trap. It completely trashed my team. As luck would have it, I had done a quicksave just before the trap. So, quickload, stay shout and CTD - should have given the game a few seconds to calm down after the load. Too late to bother by that time so I decided to wait for the next day.

Today I loaded in and once everything had settled I took everyone back outside and issued the stay. Clever eh?

Recruited some more draugr on the other side of the pendulum trap and finished the place.

Back outside and off we set for Riften. En route we were attacked by various things including some sort of werewolf thing the size of Wales. Hunter of the Pack? Some shit like that, I didn't realise how big it was until it was dead and lay on the ground. Wasn't on its own either. Fair play to my team they took the wolfies down quick-style and didn't lose anyone. Well, not until some of them took exception with the one who had let go with a shout or was it the ice magic? Lost two or three bods there. Long story cut short and we lost a bod or three after every minor engagement.

Finally made it into Riften with three draugr and Callen. Moris went AWOL/MIA in the night. He was set to essentail so unless I clouted him accidentallly he should still be with us. I staggered into Riften over burdened and realised that the blacksmith doesn't have any selling dialogue option and neither does the Prawn shop (they never do). Grelka and the market folk do but they have hardly any cash.

Callen's getting on my tits but I'm stuck with her because of a quest. I suppose I could tell her to meet me at the Brinehammer.

My new cunning plan is to do some research and find out where I can get skeletons between Riften and the Brinehammer.

Still, as they say: 'As one door closes, another slams in your face'.

 

Sergeant O'Rourke meets Mr. Bigglesworth. There is a whole book in here.

[Grey Cloud]

 

14 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Sergeant O'Rourke meets Mr. Bigglesworth. There is a whole book in here.

That was the edited lowlights.

[Psalam]

Just now, Grey Cloud said:

 

That was the edited lowlights.

Hey it's got pictures and EVERYTHING. Just my style (and level) of reading material (maybe we can convince mod authors to give their directions in pictures, huh)? 

[Grey Cloud]

In Riften to watch Mave the Rave shag a stone pillar.

 

But then . . . Grelod the Kind of dead.

She needs one of those chalk outlines a la Naked Gun. And no, it wasn't me. She was like that when we walked in.

[Grey Cloud]

On my way investigate Anise's cabin when it dawned on me that it might be tricky with 3 draugr in tow. Dropped into Riverwood to park the draugr while I do the gig.

Scourgey couldn't get enough of Delphine. This wasn't his first go; nor his last.

I've sent Callen on ahead to the Brinehammer - one less annoyance. The draugr are on borrowed time and not just because of the non-stripping, schlongless animations.

 

"We got rooms and food. Drink, too. I cook and Delphine shags draugr. Ain't much else to tell."

 

"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands . . ."

[karlpaws]

While I was running around looking at faces I came across a situation that made me nervous.  A guard, in Riften of all places, doing actual work.

 

 

[karlpaws]

While still running around looking at faces, I saw the three drunk revelers near a farm I was checking out, so I grabbed a farm girl and hauled her down there to setup some shots

 

She was a little hesitant and two of the guys were more interested in getting drunk, so ...

 

 

Pretty soon she and another of the drunks got in the mood and joined us.

 

 

Tried to get a double blow job going but with both of us being taken from behind it was a little tricky...

 

 

and yes, a wolf tried crashing the party

 

eventually we all said our good byes.

 

[Grey Cloud]

2 hours ago, karlpaws said:

While I was running around looking at faces I came across a situation that made me nervous.  A guard, in Riften of all places, doing actual work.

 

 

That being a Riften Guard, there's probably somebody in the barrel.

[karlpaws]

22 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

That being a Riften Guard, there's probably somebody in the barrel.

oh that makes sense.  Its the Markarth guards that don't like clean up, the Riften ones just charge more.

[Grey Cloud]

I'm old enough to remember when the walls just had ears.

Taken in Gloomreach where I am seeking the Dagger of Death's Door or something. Never heard of it (neither has Google!) and no idea where I got the gig.

[Grey Cloud]

4 hours ago, karlpaws said:

 

 

 

While still running around looking at faces, I saw the three drunk revelers near a farm I was checking out, so I grabbed a farm girl and hauled her down there to setup some shots

 

She was a little hesitant and two of the guys were more interested in getting drunk, so ...

 



 

Pretty soon she and another of the drunks got in the mood and joined us.

 



 

Tried to get a double blow job going but with both of us being taken from behind it was a little tricky...

 



 

and yes, a wolf tried crashing the party

 

eventually we all said our good byes.

 

 

Meant to ask who the elf was. The younger Sarethi(?) sister? (The nirnroot growers).

[The First Lady of Hats]

Finally found an ENB I likes, or at least tolerate, it's no snappy dragon but it doesn't bite huge chunks from me framerate either. Wasn't impressed with it's brightness to begin but it's growin' on me. Anyhow with an ENB finally sorted and fiddling with mods untill my load order stabalized ( that dames of skyrim fucked it for a while, seems it does not like being merged.) I finally got to playing again, picked Winterhold and sorcery as me start an' Mirabelle got all strap happy on me.

 

On the plus side I found some rare-ish coins whilst bopping around saarthal, Valenwood Brass star and the gold merethic dragonmark.

[karlpaws]

2 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

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Yes, Aduri. Avrusa was still too busy because I didn't bring her any jazbay grapes.