What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Grey Cloud]

2 hours ago, SleepyJim said:

Consentacles. Must be the Furo Tub from Billyy's SLAL pack?

 

Thanks. I use Billyy's animations so it probably is that. 'Consentacles'? Sounds like a breakfast cereal to me. Never heard of a 'furo tub' either.

 

Hope you didn't forget that coin purse. Loot first, pose later.

[worik]

Booooooring. *yaaaaaaawn*

Vilja? Are you done with him soon or does he pay by the hours?

What takes you so long with that little orc boy?

 

Do you think, this is an original carpet from Hammerfell or is it a cheap immitation?

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Would you think the ceiling needs fresh paint?

 

*yaaaaaaaaaaawn*

 

He's finished? Finally! Clean up and send him on his way. It's time to get us some lunch.

[Grey Cloud]

8 minutes ago, worik said:

Do you think, this is an original carpet from Hammerfell or is it a cheap immitation?

Rugnarok by Gamwich?

 

Those Dibella things always remind me of boiled egg on a bed of chopped lettuce.

[SleepyJim]

1 hour ago, Grey Cloud said:

Thanks. I use Billyy's animations so it probably is that. 'Consentacles'? Sounds like a breakfast cereal to me. Never heard of a 'furo tub' either.

 

Hope you didn't forget that coin purse. Loot first, pose later.

Yeah, I don't really know what a furo tub is either. It looks like an inflatable paddling pool that's been left to build up so much dirt and gunge that the resulting bacterial culture has evolved into a sentient life form. Why it hungers for human orifices is anyone's guess.

 

And I did loot the purse. I loot all the things until my characters can barely move, at which point I agonise over which bits of rubbish to leave behind. I have no idea where they stuff it all.

[KumamonTheWorshiper]

Currently getting one of my character in various poses and ogling her like a damn idiot.

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[Grey Cloud]

Just rolled up to Volksygge. Lost my last werewolf in Dead Man's Respite (my fault) and sent Moris the Deserter packing so I'm flying solo again. Had to see off a few goblins, band of bandits and a solitary riekling to get to this spot. Late here so I'm leaving it until the morrow.

This games just about run its race but I can't make up my mind as to what my next character is going to be. Got a few candidates but can't settle on one.

[Grey Cloud]

15 minutes ago, SleepyJim said:

Yeah, I don't really know what a furo tub is either. It looks like an inflatable paddling pool that's been left to build up so much dirt and gunge that the resulting bacterial culture has evolved into a sentient life form. Why it hungers for human orifices is anyone's guess.

I can go with that.

[MrEsturk]

Oh hi Bellamy. Remember what happened the last time you tried to mouth off to me? When I snatched your rod from you, slapped you around with it and made you my sissy? If you think you're going to break me with your sorry attempts at "sex training" you're sorely mistak....

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WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT THING FROM!?:

 

"This slave slut lives to serve your cock, master..."

 

So after that little journey into erotic Stockholm Syndrome, and being commanded to only refer to herself as the noble title of "Mara the Cocksucker" from now on, my gal remembered a bizarre encounter she had with a eccentric, mechanical being named Llavados during one of her S_L_U_T_S hauls. He begged her to help his people living underground, then seemly died, asking her to take his still conscious CPU with her:

 

She decided to make some more money by delivering another S_L_U_T_S haul to Morthal on the way. While there she made some additional septims prostituting herself, though she ended up locked in a few Devious Devices in the process:

 

She has gotten good at avoiding the slave agents that are inexplicably allowed to patrol the free cities, such as the asshole with the torch here:

 

Finally she reached the mine shaft Llavados instructed her to travel too. On the way she stumbled on the burning remains of the Hall of the Vigilant. Seemed like a good chance to raise a zombie follower for added support:

 

Turned out the mine was as massive as it was haunted:

 

 

This certainally seems like a safe place to be stuck walking in deviant ballet heels:

 

My zombie Vigilant got crushed by a haunted mine cart. This was all that was left of him:

 

Now there's something you don't see everyday:

 

Errrr..... maybe a life of serving cocks back in Slaverun wouldn't be so bad:

My gal may not be Dragonborn, but she does have a blessing of Dibella that makes her a powerful spell caster. She has to be naked to use the blessing however. So time to get up on a high rock, strip off her armor, and thin the ghost herds with firebolts:

Healing Hands + tank slave FTW:

 

WTF:

 

Oh dear... time to get naked on a rock again and pump health into my slave again:

 

Eventually the massive, multiplying ghost was destroyed. Things started to get a little weird looking:

 

 

Wow....

 

It occurred to her that her slave could use a good fucking for doing such a good job as her protector:

 

This is Century Numinar. He normally has anyone Llavados brings to his lair thrown off a cliff into the dark abyss below. He made an exception for the bold, yet mindlessly horny, adventurer girl who had immediately begged to give him a blowjob just because she's never tasted a cyborg before :

 

Numinar needed a surface dweller to set up some important research equipment above ground which could very well hold the very fate of existence in its balance. And master Bellamy would be expecting his first tribute payment of 5000 soon. So back to the surface world and off to her next adventure:

 

 

[The First Lady of Hats]

28 minutes ago, MrEsturk said:

Finally she reached the mine shaft Llavados instructed her to travel too. On the way she stumbled on the burning remains of the Hall of the Vigilant. Seemed like a good chance to raise a zombie follower for added support:

Ahhhh Lul.

Possibly the most mind breaking and frustrating thing to have ever existed in skyrim, whilst being the most gloriously insane fun at the same time <3  >:D

[MrEsturk]

2 minutes ago, The First Lady of Hats said:

Ahhhh Lul.

Possibly the most mind breaking and frustrating thing to have ever existed in skyrim, whilst being the most gloriously insane fun at the same time <3  >:D

Yep, this is my first playthough of Lull and Slaverun. Balancing between the insanity of the two combined ought to make the most interesting, (and completely vanilla dragon free due to the no dragonborn mod), playthrough I've had in a while.

[Grey Cloud]

Playing 'Guess my birthday' with a draugr.

 

 

 

 

 

[The First Lady of Hats]

Another case of modded so long that I forget vanilla. Haven't seen Merethic Era draugr with time bending septims in an age, mine all have Haralds :3.

[Psalam]

17 hours ago, SleepyJim said:

Yeah, I don't really know what a furo tub is either. It looks like an inflatable paddling pool that's been left to build up so much dirt and gunge that the resulting bacterial culture has evolved into a sentient life form. Why it hungers for human orifices is anyone's guess.

 

And I did loot the purse. I loot all the things until my characters can barely move, at which point I agonise over which bits of rubbish to leave behind. I have no idea where they stuff it all.

I've heard that thing about furo tub I made it a point to look it up. It evidently properly referred to as an ofuro tub. It look something like a jaccuzzi built for one. 

[SleepyJim]

8 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I've heard that thing about furo tub I made it a point to look it up. It evidently properly referred to as an ofuro tub. It look something like a jaccuzzi built for one. 

A jacuzzi? Ah, now it makes more sense. Those things that look like tentacles are presumably the hoses that produce the massaging jets. It's quite an innovative model to be applying the jets internally!

[Grey Cloud]

21 minutes ago, SleepyJim said:

A jacuzzi? Ah, now it makes more sense. Those things that look like tentacles are presumably the hoses that produce the massaging jets. It's quite an innovative model to be applying the jets internally!

I'll stick with a proper bath, thank you.

 

[Psalam]

1 minute ago, Grey Cloud said:

I'll stick with a proper bath, thank you.

 

AT least once a month - preferably in the rain. 

[Grey Cloud]

8 minutes ago, Psalam said:

AT least once a month - preferably in the rain. 

Once a year, whether I need it or not.

[Grey Cloud]

Sticking with bath theme, here is Calcelmo having a Turkish . . . [=Turkish bath = laugh]

Just nipped in to the keep to use the tables and I'm met with this.

 

 

 

Why? At Bthardamz on the way here, I was set upon by a bunch of loonies, male and female, all wearing the correct black robes. There was a female adept necromancer in a black robe battling with a guard at the bridge just outside of Markarth.
 

 

 

 

 

 

Needless to say, I felt it necessary to express my concerns. The angle's not as good as I'd hoped there but she is punching the fuck out of his head.


 

 

[worik]

Hunting giant mudcrabs for dinner.

The bigger ones are not tastier than the smaller ones. But I promised to hunt enough crab meat for the nearby inn in Oakwood.

 

[Harvald]

Being a Stormcloak I managed to enslave Legate Rikke and Jarl Elisif during the fight in Solitude. Ok, Ulfric Stormcloak wasn't that amused, So I had to make my point very clear: It is a waste to kill them. So I hit him on the head and took them away to my little home for futher use and they are very usefull.

 

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[Grey Cloud]

20 hours ago, worik said:

Hunting giant mudcrabs for dinner.

The bigger ones are not tastier than the smaller ones. But I promised to hunt enough crab meat for the nearby inn in Oakwood.

 

"They say those crab-hunters use currrved sworrrds. Currrved sworrrds".

[Grey Cloud]

I did the above post last but forgot to hit 'submit' so it was waiting for me tonight.

 

Just installed a couple of mods and here I am in Whiterun to have a look at the effects.

She should be dressed like Lilith in an ankle-length frock of some sort.

 

This is one of the things I was looking at. I'd have the tiler back in.

[SleepyJim]

Didn't get a picture, but the last thing I did was shake my head as Windows 10 forcibly froze and then minimized the game to helpfully tell me a system update was ready and ask if it would be an agreeable time to restart my PC. Even after telling it to sod off I had to shut the game down with the task manager and lost my progress. I think all I'd done since the last autosave was take Lydia up the backside and then kill one spider, but even so... Thanks, Windows!

[Grey Cloud]

1 hour ago, SleepyJim said:

Didn't get a picture, but the last thing I did was shake my head as Windows 10 forcibly froze and then minimized the game to helpfully tell me a system update was ready and ask if it would be an agreeable time to restart my PC. Even after telling it to sod off I had to shut the game down with the task manager and lost my progress. I think all I'd done since the last autosave was take Lydia up the backside and then kill one spider, but even so... Thanks, Windows!

Turn off boldly automatic updates. Third time I've written this in 24 hours - MS have a long history of a.u. messing things up. W10 is continuing that tradition. There are at least two threads in tech support where the problem was the last update.

 

In the meantime I'm having second thoughts about my inn refurb mod.

Huld: "Didn't there used to be a sandbox around here?"

 

So on to Windhelm.

Who the fucking hell are you?

Thracius? Thacius? I've just googlised him and it turns out he belongs to Ordinator the perk OH mod. He is one of the two spirit tutors I gained with my last perk. Pretty shit that I asked him for Resto training and he said he couldn't teach me anymore. I'm not that high in Resto.

[Grey Cloud]

Earlier the good burghers of Windhelm rolled out the red carpet for me.

Another day, another naked granny. Frida in Dawnstar.

Did a bit of art criticism while I was there. Told Pablo I thought something was overwriting his skeleton.

Outside Dawnstar heading for Morphal and just approaching the snow-line.