What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[SleepyJim]

Started a new game and managed to get an invite to Alvor and Sigrid's. Alvor doesn't seem to be in a good mood...

 

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Sigrid, stop looking at my nephew like that!

 

Hadvar, stop looking at my wife's arse like that!

 

And you! STOP LOOKING AT MY CABBAGE LIKE THAT!

 

Damn. That cabbage was really tempting, too. And I didn't think he'd be able to see me from behind the giant bottle of wine.

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

Ha! He didn't spot the moose looking at his bald spot.

Sigrid's hands look as if she has the shakes. Probably all this talk of dragons.

[The First Lady of Hats]

So I loaded up my Racist Aldmeri Supremecist battlemage and took her off to college to piss off rival racist aldmeri assholes like Ancano, Mirabelle got up to old tricks again, but this time I had an odd camera angle and I noticed something bloody weird and began wondering why the hell she had lava up her thingumyjig. Then I unhooked the camera and clipped it through and found this.

 

 

Sarielle of Sunrest has a glowfly up her tuppence.  If'n I had to guess either facelight or more likely since I've been using the torchbug inna jar fer lights, chesko's wearable lanterns is causing this. Either way, I am amused.

[MadMansGun]

testing fishy things

 

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[Grey Cloud]

5 hours ago, valcon767 said:

the great "Wench Hunt" part 2 (Broken Oar Grotto)

so we get here and Andromeda says "Oh a cave i wonder what's inside?"

i told her "what do you think we are doing here? there is some wenches in there that need to be rescued".

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so we find this ex-sailor, and she has no faith in my ability to release her, or my fighting ability (even though i just wiped out the bandits holding her captive), then she just had to go and mouth off and start calling me names.  well time for a lesson on what happens when you start insulting your rescuer.  



so then we find this Dibella Worshipper



and she was smarter and much more polite, so she got turned loose, and i gave her some gear too



then we got the restraints off this Blacksmith who insisted on "thanking" me



so after parking "miss potty mouth" somewhere so she can think about the fact that if her mouth runs away from her she can end up in a worse prediciment



of course i had to stop on the way out for some "relaxation"





then we went back and found this one begging to be saved



so i take her to her friend i had saved previously and she was very happy to be "reunited" with her



on the way to the next location my pet decided i was not paying him enough "attention" so he took matters in his own paws



and after the 5th time in a row he did this i got tired of it and "retired" him to the big playground in the sky for cats.
 

 

episode 2 end, more to come

 

 

Is that the world's largest shield?

[Grey Cloud]

2 hours ago, MadMansGun said:

testing fishy things

 

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"Hand over your valuables or I'll cunnilingus you like a slaughterfeesh"

[Raider1]

On 5/14/2018 at 11:03 AM, Grey Cloud said:

Which 3-way anims do you use? Mine was probably Billyy or FunnyBiz.

I use Billyy,  there are times I think that most LL mods do not work well with other LL mods.  

 

[Grey Cloud]

32 minutes ago, Raider1 said:

I use Billyy,  there are times I think that most LL mods do not work well with other LL mods.  

 

Only LL mods I have ever had trouble with were DD and Zaz. Not really my thing so not really a problem. I currently have many LL/SL mods installed including several animation packs and I don't have any trouble with them.

Post something in the tech support thread?

[Grey Cloud]

On the road to Dragon Bridge thinking 'WTF,' yet again. SOB was riding around normally not two minutes earlier.

[Grey Cloud]

In the inn in Solitude. Walked through the door to be met by this:

Ye fucking gods.

 

The place was full and I'd had enough shit* for one day so I hit the 'Slut Shout' key and . . . and fucking Talsgar the Wanderer, who I've never seen in there before, goes fucking hostile. Half the people go for fucking Talsgar, half try to get away from fucking Talsgar and half try to have sex. I've never seen so many halves. Of course, fucking Talsgar is set to essential so he can't die, just goes into bleed-out, gets his breath back and off we go again. If you want a job doing . . .  'come here you fucking muppet' - whack!

 

*But shit hadn't had enough of me. Later, that very same night, I'm just outside Markarth and spot 3 hermaphrodite werewolves. Ha! I'm ready for them this time . . . except a bunch of Forsworn appear out of nowhere and kill them.

[MadMansGun]

50 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

*But shit hadn't had enough of me. Later, that very same night, I'm just outside Markarth and spot 3 hermaphrodite werewolves. Ha! I'm ready for them this time . . . except a bunch of Forsworn appear out of nowhere and kill them.

what the hell? i'm lucky if i can get any wild werewolves to show up at all, and your just getting herms non stop.

[KumamonTheWorshiper]

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[Grey Cloud]

39 minutes ago, MadMansGun said:

what the hell? i'm lucky if i can get any wild werewolves to show up at all, and your just getting herms non stop.

 

40 minutes ago, MadMansGun said:

what the hell? i'm lucky if i can get any wild werewolves to show up at all, and your just getting herms non stop.

They were real close to Markarth. Not far from Salvius Farm. Maybe just coincidence getting two lots in a few days as I generally only get werewolves rarely. Can't recall geting any near Markarth though. My game is mental at the moment. 'Anything can happen in the next half-hour'.

My mission, should I choose to accept it, will be to scour Skyrim to track down these beasts and bring back evidence of their existence.

[KumamonTheWorshiper]

1 hour ago, KumamonTheWorshiper said:

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Meh. felt that smiling for the camera is an overdone expression, so i changed it to a shy expression. Head is also tilted down a tad.

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Still not satisfied.

 

Edit: moved her eyes to her left and her expression looked more alive (for me). Now it's lookin' pretty good.

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aaand it's done, now i can finally get some sleep (it's 7 am here and i haven't slept at all, what am i doing with my life).

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[valcon767]

15 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Is that the world's largest shield?

shrug ... dunno bout the shield being the largest.

the shield is actually from a greek armor mod but slightly customized for Andromeda.  i think part of the reason it looks so big is that Andromeda is technically a

Nord, but in game she is about a half head shorter than my Breton.  while Andromeda is an adult she is definitely smaller than standard making standard shields

look big already and that Hoplite Shield is bigger than normal to begin with makes it seem even bigger when she wears it.

i have tried wearing that Hoplite Shield myself and it is about 2 times the size of a guard shield, but i have seen bigger shields also (the Draugr Gravediggers have a

Bulwark Shield, from the  Wenches series which is even bigger), hmmmm come to think of it i may have to give her one of those just to see if it is actually bigger

than her.  those Bulwark Shields are freaking huge.

[SkyAddiction]

20 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Is that the world's largest shield?

 

Since it's being held by Andromeda, I'm going to assume she's supposed to be the  Andromeda of legend, and that's an Aspis. That would make it appropriately sized.

[Grey Cloud]

7 hours ago, valcon767 said:

the shield is actually from a greek armor mod

I'm an ancient Greek geek - I know a hoplon when I see one.

[Grey Cloud]

3 hours ago, SkyAddiction said:

 

Since it's being held by Andromeda, I'm going to assume she's supposed to be the  Andromeda of legend, and that's an Aspis. That would make it appropriately sized.

Ha! It's not just me then.

 

Not to be confused with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XROMw3Z4e0

[SleepyJim]

I love that Greek armour mod. I'm using the togas - edit: peplos (thanks for the reminder) - from it as outfits for the priestesses of Dibella in my game. Having just been initiated into the Dibellan Arts as part of Annekke and Sylgja's Amorous Adventures quest, my dragonborn is proudly sporting the uniform at the moment. Initiating all the beautiful women of Skyrim into the cult is going to be a hard job, but someone has to do it...

 

[Grey Cloud]

3 minutes ago, SleepyJim said:

I'm using the togas

'Peplos' - a toga is Roman.

[SleepyJim]

2 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

'Peplos' - a toga is Roman.

True enough. The mod itself incorrectly labels them as togas. Thanks!

[KoolHndLuke]

Making my own sassy teen girls hit squad. Guess there aren't any "teen" mods out there, so I'll just make shit up myself. These girls are into having fun, period. If killing dragons gets boring for them then I guess Tamriel is fucked!-

 

[Grey Cloud]

2 hours ago, SleepyJim said:

True enough. The mod itself incorrectly labels them as togas. Thanks!

Where was that shot taken?

[SleepyJim]

15 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Where was that shot taken?

It was on the way back down from Lost Valley Redoubt, roughly halfway between Markarth and Whiterun, looking back west. The girls were travelling from Markarth back all the way over to Shor's Stone, and I'd popped up there to shoot some Forsworn on the way past. The fog and the early evening light made for a nice view.

[Grey Cloud]

1 hour ago, SleepyJim said:

It was on the way back down from Lost Valley Redoubt, roughly halfway between Markarth and Whiterun, looking back west. The girls were travelling from Markarth back all the way over to Shor's Stone, and I'd popped up there to shoot some Forsworn on the way past. The fog and the early evening light made for a nice view.

I had a sky like that not long ago though I can't remember where. What are they stood on?