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Posted
4 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Maybe they picked on the wrong basket.

:classic_ph34r:Rotten meat? Lurker steak? Unclean Falmer T-Bone?  .... or are they just taking a nap?

Posted
4 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Just came across this outside Whiterun.

 

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The wolves were dead when I found them. Maybe they picked on the wrong basket.
 

 

 

That picnic basket is smarter (and tougher) than the average bear.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Okkkaay, so I don't know if this happened with someone else's Skyrim. I spend most of my time in Whiterun. It was around 8:00 PM,

I guess? Some vampires came to attack and what do they do when they first enter? Just STAND. Nothing at all. So I walked up to them and they 

turned around, sheathed their swords and left from the main city door. Don't know what mod caused this scripting error... 

 

Then this other time I was dungeon grinding on my new playthrough, I enter the dungeon and no one attacks me. Literally NO ONE. Even if I hit them

they would just continue at what they were doing. 

Posted

Is it just me, or are there too many bears in this game, and in a majority of the early game, they are overleveled? At least with Immersive Creatures, anyway.

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This went on until the bears had all but killed the soldiers in the nearby Imperial Camp(though I did choose to head in that direction with them in tow...), with Fasendil helping kill the last one. 

 

Uh, oh. I think he is onto something.

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Hmm...

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He might mean his other amulet, that may just be a spare.

Posted
2 hours ago, WHYAMIEVENHER3 said:

Okkkaay, so I don't know if this happened with someone else's Skyrim. I spend most of my time in Whiterun. It was around 8:00 PM,

I guess? Some vampires came to attack and what do they do when they first enter? Just STAND. Nothing at all. So I walked up to them and they 

turned around, sheathed their swords and left from the main city door. Don't know what mod caused this scripting error... 

 

Then this other time I was dungeon grinding on my new playthrough, I enter the dungeon and no one attacks me. Literally NO ONE. Even if I hit them

they would just continue at what they were doing. 

If that persists, I'd ask for help over in the Skyrim Technical Support area. That is a pretty serious bug, even by Bethesda game standards.

Posted
56 minutes ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

If that persists, I'd ask for help over in the Skyrim Technical Support area. That is a pretty serious bug, even by Bethesda game standards.

Aw, thanks for the help, but the problem doesn't occur anymore. 

Posted

"What?"



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1. You need to enlarge the image to see Torsten's eyes and the look on Capt. Lonely-Gale's face.

2. Can't recall ever seeing Torsten in there before. I didn't even know who he was.

Posted

cant use 4- 2k background  textures but can use 4-2k skin  textures and im running the game on a 15 8700k gtx 1080 with 32 gigs of ram on m.2 drive this is some odd stuff

Posted
23 hours ago, badbabyrum said:

cant use 4- 2k background  textures but can use 4-2k skin  textures and im running the game on a 15 8700k gtx 1080 with 32 gigs of ram on m.2 drive this is some odd stuff

Apparantly you can't use the Caps Lock key or punctuation either.

Sounds like your game is incorrectly set up and it doesn't have the VRAM to do 2 or 4K landscape textures but can manage the skin textures.

Posted

I have discovered that I can raise dead NPCs as zombies, and then beat up the zombie and enslave them, thus bringing them back to full life.

 

Surprisingly few of them are grateful for this. Then again, surpisingly few would have died in the first place, but for me. Of course, I didn't ask them to try and kill me, either :)

Posted
1 hour ago, Grey Cloud said:

Apparantly you can't use the Caps Lock key or punctuation either.

Sounds like your game is incorrectly set up and it doesn't have the VRAM to do 2 or 4K landscape textures but can manage the skin textures.

look up gtx 1080 

Posted

This is probably the most messed up mod I think I've come across. Not sure what this guy was thinking...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmTQdmkS8Xo

 

On another note, those of you familiar with this thread will know about my love of followers and the "standing room only" situations that I run into with the Bannered Mare and the Sleeping Giant Inn among others. I finally got around to writing the automatic follower relocator... 5 seconds and 435 followers relocated (around 180 were not relocatable for various reasons), the busiest place that I have found so far, the Vilemyr Inn in Ivarstead, is gloriously empty.

 

Now I have to hunt the followers that have been dispersed to hundreds of potential locations around the game...

 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Arizona_Steve said:

I finally got around to writing the automatic follower relocator... 5 seconds and 435 followers relocated

Nice one. The main annoyance I had was followers who are in stupid places like mines and dungeons.

Posted
13 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Nice one. The main annoyance I had was followers who are in stupid places like mines and dungeons.

Mines are fine, at least the ones that don't have enemies in them. I avoided dungeons so that I (or at least my army of followers) would have something to fight. No real voodoo with the follower placement, I simply created a mod with over 800 markers in various places and use the marker locations to place my followers. A bit laborious, but it works.

Posted

When More Bandit Camps meets OBIS and they say 'Fuck his MCM settings, we'll decide how many".



Sea of Ghosts, just north of Lower Steepfall Burrow. The shipwreck is not far behind me.

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Thirteen of the fuckers and I could have done without the Flame Atronach.

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Killed all of them and went over to the island there to get my loot and another six or eight spawned out of thin air.

 

This one is Uttering Hills. Heading for UH Cave. Running in the dark and was closer to the cave than I thought and I had forgotten about the camp ouside. Next thing I know, I'm in the middle of umpteen OBIS bandits and I'm forced to run up and down the valley like a lunatic swinging and letting go with fireballs. Suddenly there is the sound of a bugle and the cavalry arrive.

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Alright, I lied about the bugle and he was the only one who was mounted but by the cringe they were a welcome sight and made short work of the bandits.

Posted

Who said cows would stand around on the ground all day?

Who said they where heavy?

Who said they couldn't fly?

 

Bloody liars!

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Posted
15 minutes ago, worik said:

Who said cows would stand around on the ground all day?

Who said they where heavy?

Who said they couldn't fly?

 

Bloody liars!

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If only those had been bristlebacks. Then I could have made some "when pigs fly" jokes.

Posted
3 hours ago, worik said:

Who said cows would stand around on the ground all day?

Who said they where heavy?

Who said they couldn't fly?

 

Bloody liars!

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Well methane is lighter than air, right? And cows are full of cow farts? So they're really just like hot air balloons...

 

 

Posted
6 hours ago, karlpaws said:

Well methane is lighter than air, right? And cows are full of cow farts? So they're really just like hot air balloons...

? Could they carry a coconut? And would it make a difference if it is a cow from the Rift or from Haafingar?

I've heard rumors that Rift-ish cows would be faster...  :classic_ohmy:

Posted
14 hours ago, karlpaws said:

Well methane is lighter than air, right? And cows are full of cow farts? So they're really just like hot air balloons...

. . . but udder than that they are just farm animals.

Posted
20 hours ago, worik said:

? Could they carry a coconut? And would it make a difference if it is a cow from the Rift or from Haafingar?

I've heard rumors that Rift-ish cows would be faster...  :classic_ohmy:

I suppose they could EAT the coconut, not sure they could grasp it in their teeth.  Hooves would be Right Out.

 

Also not sure if Riftish cows are not just regular cows in the Rift and would be the same as Haafingar cows, though different diets could produce different methane.  On the other hand, if they have Cyrodilic cows in the Rift and not in Haafingar... ? ? :face_cow:

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