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Posted
4 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Nothing on T.V.?

"T.V."? I've heard that before.

That's these strange Dwemer artifact, I found in some ruins recently, right? Calcelmo called them so.

Falmer corpses lay beside them but I found no hints of external violence, just some of them had exploded heads.

 

Calcelmo mumbled something in his beard, that they might be connected with the demise of the Dwemer culture ?

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When you have been fucked by one of my girls, you stay fucked.



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This is several hours after the event. He seems to be trying to communicate by moving his eyes, bless.

Posted

In a world of falling standards and change for the sake of change, it is reassuring to know that there are still some things one can rely on.



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No one has a good word to say about the Thalmor but they will bend over backwards to help anyone.

Posted
19 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

When you have been fucked by one of my girls, you stay fucked.

Yeah, I see that little pink meter. We know what you did to him, succubus :classic_rolleyes:

Posted
41 minutes ago, MrEsturk said:

Yeah, I see that little pink meter. We know what you did to him, succubus :classic_rolleyes:

Wasn't me it was one of my employees.

After taking that shot I went into the longhouse and saved. Posted here and went back in the game. Left the longhouse and turned right to go to the cemetary. As I was walking there the guard went striding past me, heading in the same direction. When I was half-way down the side street to the cem, he was at the bottom where you would turn left for the cem and the House of Arkay except that he carried straight on. I stopped and watched him disappear into the countryside. It was one of those beautiful moments that make all the hassles worthwhile. Unfortunately, by the time I'd picked up my jaw from the floor the chance of a screenshot had gone.

Posted

Ostrich? (Probably means nothing to non-UK peeps)

 

 

 


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Don't believe everthing you read.

 

 

 


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I was approaching Whiterun for the first ime and she attacked me (for the first time ever). Other Whiterun citizens and guards not hostile before or after.

She was talking to the stable guy about 'the funny little man' and I had just turned of the main road at the bus stop.

It's never happened before, either here or in Whiterun. She is was set as 'acquiantance'.
 

 

Posted

This actually happened to me last year, but I thought it would be amusing to bring up. One time when I liberated Whiterun for the Stormcloaks Jarl Balgruuf malfunctioned and decided to just start slowly following me wherever I went. I would just be minding my own business and turn around to find him there, giving me this look of eternal disappointment.

 

Here he is before I finally ditched him for good, way out by the guard outposts to the far northeast of Whiterun's territories, still glaring at me for overthrowing him:

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Posted
6 minutes ago, MrEsturk said:

still glaring at me for overthrowing him:

It might just have been that armour you made him wear. ?

 

(Whenever you post a screenshot, the little voice in the back of my head says "Oooh, tropical. We've not tried that for a while have we Precious?" ).

Posted
47 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Ostrich? (Probably means nothing to non-UK peeps)

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We 'Muricans know that old joke. Too many do the exact same thing when faced with something with no easy answer.

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This is gonna sound weird but, my game was running with 256 esm/esp's for about a week....... i didnt even realise until saturday when all of a sudden my previous loads started like the beginning of a new game naked, with all mods registering in mcm etc and no weapons added by mods. i reverted to my previous load order backup after i added these too awesome additons

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/21559?tab=files this is so damn tasty! 

 https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/21686?tab=files nice for a change up.

i however did not realise that Yee snowflakes had an esp i thought i had checked it with preview contents at the nexy.  i just installed it and everything worked fine for about a week

i have about 4 hours of gameplay saves with 256 plugins when i discovered this it took me about an hour before i spotted it as i had unintentionally changed in the load order. , i thought maybe because i have a few esl's that maybe something but 100% game worked.

All of those saves now load like the beginning of a new game. and they were completely playable last week. i'm not at all worried about the saves or anything like that. i didnt think the game would even start with the cap breached. 

 

Sabjorn ponderes wtff!

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edit: Yee snowflakes is the goods.

Posted

Ranmir: I am not drunk. I can stand still upright. I AM STANDING LIKE A  NORDIC STONE!

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Me: Because you are stuck in it ?

Posted
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51 minutes ago, worik said:

Ranmir: I am not drunk. I can stand stil upright. I AM STANDING LIKE A  NORDIC STONE!

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Me: Because you are stuck in it ?

 

 

Hey Worik, how about a meme contest with this screenshot?

 

Mine: This is not what I was expecting when the thug told me, "I'm gonna give you cement overshoes."

Posted
10 minutes ago, Psalam said:

how about a meme contest with this screenshot?

That's what I expected to happen anyway .... :classic_wink:

One for you ?

 

Next!

 

Posted
1 hour ago, worik said:

Ranmir: I am not drunk. I can stand still upright. I AM STANDING LIKE A  NORDIC STONE!

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Me: Because you are stuck in it ?

Birna: "We need something to eat, Ranmir, and you're not bringing any meals home."
Ranmir: "And you'd have me do what, join the College and mix some potions all day?"
Birna: "Don't just walk away from me! Where do you think you're going?"
Ranmir: "To the Inn to cook, of course! What else could I do in this gods-forsaken town?"
Birna: "And what, you think that'll solve all your problems?"
Ranmir: "Probably not, but it's worth a try!"

...and so Ranmir tried hard!

Posted
12 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

He'll not have to worry about taking an arrow in the knee.

Now, he will never become a proper guard :classic_wink:?

Posted

I'm still in shock from two things I discovered yesterday.

First, I was in the alchemists in Windhelm and discovered that Wylandriah's satchel and object is there even though I've not got the quest yet. Then second, I was on my way to Forsaken Cave and ran over to get the dragon mound on my map and spotted a chest on the far side of the mound. I've never seen it before (only had 2 septims in it).

 

Still no horkers in my game though. Still got horker tusks and meat though.

Posted

Derping around to test errything is working for a new playthrough and I found that couple and their bodyguard. The Carvains, heading to solitude to attend a wedding. Why is this unusual?

 

Because they were actually heading up the hill towards solitude, as opposed to their usual ignoring every signpost and wandering into windhelm.

After 7 years and countless playthroughs. They might finaly bloody make it to their wedding.

Posted
21 hours ago, The First Lady of Hats said:

Clearly Nils is...."Distracted" by "things."

 

They is not 'things', they is 'thre'p'nies' or did you mean the raspberries?

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