Share the weird quirks of your modded Skyrim.

[Grey Cloud]

Something you don't see every day.

 

1. A pickaxe-wielding Falmer.

 

2. The courier popping in for a cuppa with his mate Madesi.

 

My nine millionth failed attempt at a team photo. It's like herding cats. I'm not even sure how many there are. 17 or 18 is my current best guess.

[nemocdt]

So i finally got to battle Alduin at The Throat, and After i opened the scroll and the cut scene triggered one of my followers Saki appeared and joined in the fight against alduin in the dream sequence. 

 

Spoiler

 

[SleepyJim]

Starting off a new character, getting my MCMs set up in the LAL prison cell. I guess I triggered some of the sex approach mechanics a bit early...
 

Spoiler

 

After closing the menus a ghost was standing in front of me. The next thing I know, one of Billyy's glory hole booths had appeared.

 

 

 

Mara's look of despair suggests she probably sees this kind of thing a lot. "Oh, for the love of... Not this shit again!"

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

"An arrow in the knee? Pah, come and talk to me when you've had . . .

 

 

 

 . . . a quiver in the back!" <insert dramatic music here>


 

 

[Grey Cloud]

There's been an incident.

We was coming down from Valtheim heading for Whiterun. We were on the alert for the werewolf that lurks around here when we were attacked by the four wolves on the main road. We had just finished them when the rear guard was attacked by bandits from White River Watch. I've got OBIS running again so there was quite a few bandits and it took a bit to chase them down. I didn't do anything as I'm encumbered (17 followers and I'm encumbered). The gels dealt with it and we headed back towrds Whiterun.

 

We got to here and saw an Imperial patrol taking on the wolves on the side road to the left. As we were watching this, a couple of Whiterun guards came in from the right shooting arrows. I haven't a clue as to why it happened but next thing is that my gels are heading towards the fight, then the Imps and the guards are coming towrds me and the gels. Then the Imps and the guards are all dead and I owe the Jarl 1000 septims.

At 1000 septims, it was an expensive way to fast-travel my encumbered arse into town before the shops closed.

I've just taken on two more followers in town. That'll be 19 of the 20 I'm aiming for. I still haven't got several of the followers I had in the last game and I can't remember where they are.

 

Shrouded Hearth Barrow broke and Hillgrund's did too but I managed to setstage my way out. Actually had a CTD in SHB and tcl stopped working.

[PubliusNV]

2 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

That'll be 19 of the 20 I'm aiming for

Sorry for being off topic, but do you use a mod to keep your followers from bumping into you, filling up doorways, etc etc?  If so, which one with what settings?

[Grey Cloud]

9 hours ago, PubliusNV said:

Sorry for being off topic, but do you use a mod to keep your followers from bumping into you, filling up doorways, etc etc?  If so, which one with what settings?

No, I don't use anything. It can be a problem with small spaces but if all else fails then I tcl to skip around them. I also quicksave before entering anywhere just in case. A lot of the time they are too busy bumping into each other to affect me. Traps are the worst part.

I play Skyrim purely for laughs. When we approach a cave, one of my followers, in that young, naiive voice, says "Look a cave. I wonder what could be down there". To which I reply "Fucking pandemonium, that's what'll be down there".

[Grey Cloud]

Cicero's horse cheating.

I have horses enabled but horse n cart horses disabled in CF.

[woodsman30]

A quirk of the game the "kill cam and kill cam move" happens in slow motion all the while two other bandits or enter _______ enemy of choice are hacking you to ribbons not the ideal time to be in slow motion because guess what the enemies are not and moving at normal speed all the while your ass is getting handed to you.

[Grey Cloud]

"A bit higher and to the left . . ."

 

 

 

 

"Yes. That's it."


 

 

 

@PubliusNV Here's an example of them getting in the way. The white spot at the back is a bandit who has got himself stuck in a non-existent gap between the pen wall and the fort wall. The gels can't get at him and I can't get in to get him. Had to tcl (he was actually in the mesh), kill him and return.

 

 

 

As FYI for anyone interested, I had this problem of bandits slipping into the mesh in my last game. I thought it was 'More Bandit Camps' which I'd just installed. This guy was an OBIS bandit so now I'm thinking it might be down to Tamriel Reloaded HD which I've recently installed.
 

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

Morthal. Never seen himm stood in any town before (he's usually dead on a road somewhere).

 

Brood Cavern. I've no idea what this was about.

I didn't notice the bear in game.



Job done, the troll came down and wandered off.



 

Having gathered the Fine-Cut Void Salts for Captain Dipstick, we exited the cave where I was almost pushed to my death by 19 followers following me.

[wokking56]

On 12/19/2018 at 10:26 AM, Grey Cloud said:

Cicero's horse cheating.

 

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I have horses enabled but horse n cart horses disabled in CF.


 

 

 

Well since Cicero's cart has a broken wheel his horse is not technically hooked to the cart. I have experienced this several times as well.

[Grey Cloud]

Murder in Morthal.

I parked the team on the street, nipped into the longhouse, came out and found a dead guard on the street. Nothing else dead. What could kill a guard without sending my team ballistic? And if my team had gone ballistic it would be dead. It wasn't my people who killed him because a/ eveyrone is still friendly and b/ I didn't see any stats info onscreen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just done Hob's Fall Cave. Every other time I have done this, the student is dead on the table and the necromancers are sat on the benches. This time there were no necros and the student is alive and in the cage to the left. She didn't have any dialogue.

 

 

[woodsman30]

12 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Just done Hob's Fall Cave. Every other time I have done this, the student is dead on the table and the necromancers are sat on the benches. This time there were no necros and the student is alive and in the cage to the left. She didn't have any dialogue.

Her name is Larina and that can happen after the "quest " I revive her and give her a new home as she does have dialog after. 

[Grey Cloud]

1 hour ago, woodsman30 said:

Her name is Larina and that can happen after the "quest " I revive her and give her a new home as she does have dialog after. 

I don't do the quest, I just pick up the instruments on my travels. Once I have them all, and usually very late game, I hand in the book and then the instruments. (I do it when my perks are in the nineties).

[Grey Cloud]

It would appear that the wolf fest at the crossrads is now a permanent feature.

Just down from Riverwood. Got to the two bridges and attacked by wolves coming from the direction of B-B farm. Stop to meet them and the rear-guard is attcked by a larger group and I notice this to the left. Some sort of Defeat deal I think though there wasn't any message that I saw.



 

Stood around and waited for the wolf to finish. The gels are dashing off to engage an Imperial patrol which has gone hostile. We passed them on the road down from Riverwood and they were in a threatening mood then.



 

Eventually the wolf finished and we finished the wolf. (Note to self; Why has the redhead got a quiver on her back?)



 

Old Crassius is another one I've not seen for who knows how many games and now he's back.

 

[deltahalo241]

She seemed utterly unconcerned about the fate of her friends and home

 

https://imgur.com/V9uDwb8

(Imgur link because I'm still a noob at inserting images into posts)

 

 

[worik]

Haafingar, 25th of Evening Star, early afternoon

 

Who is voluntarily walking through this snow storm?

Spoiler

And this ^ is the nicest part of the trip

 

Almost the same place, half an hour later

Spoiler

 

[kandrew123]

My game hates loading auto-saves. Quick saves and normal saves are fine, but if I die and my most recent save is an auto save? CTD. Now if I load in from the menu to an auto-save, that's fine, it's just loading one mid-game that my game can't handle.

[Grey Cloud]

8 hours ago, deltahalo241 said:

(Imgur link because I'm still a noob at inserting images into posts)

Images have to be jpg or png.

Type [ spoiler ] without the spaces

Drag image(s) to below here where it says 'Drag files here'

Type [ /spoiler ] without the spaces but with the forward slash

 

[SmedleyDButler]

6 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Images have to be jpg or png.

Type [ spoiler ] without the spaces

Drag image(s) to below here where it says 'Drag files here'

Type [ /spoiler ] without the spaces but with the forward slash

 

Just FYI, imgur blocks embedding imgur images to LL for... reasons.

 

Otherwise the advice above is correct.

[Grey Cloud]

1 hour ago, SmedleyDButler said:

Just FYI, imgur blocks embedding imgur images to LL for... reasons.

 

Otherwise the advice above is correct.

My advice is correct fullstop. You just drag from your screenshot folder to here with no need to go near imgur or anywhere else.

[Grey Cloud]

Falk ups in Fuckreath.

They drive on the wrong side of the road in Skyrim

 

You can take a horse to water but you cannot make it drink. You can take a horse to the inn but you cannot get it up the steps.



 

That's Valdr.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

40 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Falk ups in Fuckreath.

They drive on the wrong side of the road in Skyrim

Well, it is made by a company that's completely patriotic to America. Especially the virtues of cheap shortcuts, convenience over effort, and vilifying anyone who disagrees with them.

[SmedleyDButler]

13 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

My advice is correct fullstop. You just drag from your screenshot folder to here with no need to go near imgur or anywhere else.

Brain Fart on my part.

 

Thought you were talking about hyperlinked images (which can be added to posts in the same way).