What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Gukahn]

19 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Looking at the sleeping giant.

 

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Technically, she is dead. Deaded by the bandits in the camp outside Riverwood near Embershard Mine. She is was just a slaver from HSG, one of those two slavers and a slave combos that wander about.

I'm blaming @Inte There was a Bad Ass Bandit Boss with the vanilla, OBIS and a.n. other mod bandits. It was like David and Goliath - the BABB shot a hard-boiled potato from a sling and hit her straight twixt the eyes.
 

 

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[DocClox]

Just killed Salokinir, needed to take the edge off...

 

 

 

[KoolHndLuke]

Buzzin on cheap sparkling wine and training a new beautiful 'follower' after a tough dragon fight.  Also with the anticipation of playing a fave mod/dlc again after many years.

 

[Gukahn]

36 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said:

fave mod/dlc

 

Which one? looking for a few new adventure/ Quest mods for my Merc/Dragonborn Slaver Hybrid thingy.. ? Can't quit pack the whole thing under a straight Story right now tho..

 

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Can somebody tell Inigo that you don't jerk off while recording? So very unprofessional 

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

Watching a skeever take a shower.

[Alessia Wellington]

2 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Watching a skeever take a shower.

 

What retexture is that?

[Grey Cloud]

59 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

What retexture is that?

It's not a retexture, just what they look like clean.

 

I'll have to get back to you as I can't remember. I thought it was one of El Sopa's mods but  . . .

 

EDIT: Close, it is one of Slof's. Doesn't appear to be on Nexus now.

 

Slof's Better Skeevers-94741-1-0-1542641562 is what it was (LE).

 

Archive is only 2MB so I can PM it to you if you want the LE version.

 

 

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[Alessia Wellington]

18 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Close, it is one of Slof's. Doesn't appear to be on Nexus now.

 

Thanks. It looks like they've got merged into Slof's Colourful Critters.

[karlpaws]

8 hours ago, Gukahn said:

 

Which one? looking for a few new adventure/ Quest mods for my Merc/Dragonborn Slaver Hybrid thingy.. ? Can't quit pack the whole thing under a straight Story right now tho..

 

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Can somebody tell Inigo that you don't jerk off while recording? So very unprofessional 

 

 

 

Is that one animation or two? It looks like Leito's Throne Cunnilingus with an Against Wall skillfully positioned. (I'm not counting Inigo)

 

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One thing that always puzzled me was why the various wilderness encounter "Imposters" (the vampires pretending to be vigilants, these bandits pretending to be Imperials, etc) ever bother to hide the bodies of the those they killed and stripped for costumes? It kinda gives the whole game away.

 

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[Grey Cloud]

2 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Thanks. It looks like they've got merged into Slof's Colourful Critters.

You would think someone would have the wit to put a message or a redirect on the original page.

[Gukahn]

1 hour ago, karlpaws said:

Is that one animation or two? It looks like Leito's Throne Cunnilingus with an Against Wall skillfully positioned. (I'm not counting Inigo)

I would love to take that compliment but it is just one animation from Lord.

 

It has just a few, 2 of them are FFFM ^^

[Gukahn]

1 hour ago, karlpaws said:

One thing that always puzzled me was why the various wilderness encounter "Imposters" (the vampires pretending to be vigilants, these bandits pretending to be Imperials, etc) ever bother to hide the bodies of the those they killed and stripped for costumes? It kinda gives the whole game away.

 Well they think you are an idiot like the rest of skyrims Citizens ?‍♂️ can't really blame them when you look at how long a corps can lay in a city.. Or the Caretaker of a couple oprhans just runs away by the first sign of danger, letting the children fend for themselfs.. (good thing they are protected, otherwise nords would go extinct ..)

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[Grey Cloud]

Just arrived in Morthal feeling good. Made it, solo, across the marshes from Solitude without too much trouble even though I'm well over the weight limit so unable to run away. Middle of the night so I pop into the inn to wait for morning. Completely forgot about the Knights of the Raging Bear from Enemy Plus (I could swear I sorted this out months ago). I step through the door and chaos ensues.

There are so many people in there and so much shit flyin' that I can't really risk trying to hit anything which results in me getting clobbered. I started using @Nymra's Naked Defeat earlier so after a few seconds I'm downed (those Knights are way above my level) and ND kicks in:

 

 

On the bottom Jonna. Wearing the greatsword is one of my potential followers. Blondie is a Knight of the Raging Bears. The titchy one with black hair is from MINPCs. Top marks for Naked Defeat for stopping all the madness and getting the 5p animation going as if there was nothing unusual going on.


 

 

 

That animation finished and ND handed back control which meant the fighting started again. FFS.

ND throws out a 4p this time.

 

 

 

 

 

Right, I'm ready this time. ND hands back control and a combination of the 4 or 5 followers, the drug dealer from Enemy Plus, at least one guard who came flying in, a mercenary archer from Pop Roads, Paths & thingy and me doing some top console work with the 'kill' command and we manage to see off all the Raging Nutters.

 

The inn was a bit of a mess afterwards mostly due to the shout used by the Knights' commander.

 

 

 

There were 7 or 8 Knights. The mercenary archer didn't make it thanks to the commander of the Knights catching a good 'un round the back of the head with a big fuck off hammer.

Her in the black armour is the titchy one from the 5p. She's only little but she is tough. She's jumped in and helped out in many a fight out and about Skyrim.


 

 

 

Top marks to Naked Defeat. Only activated it this afternoon but I've have already had several different defeats, human and creature, involving different numbers and they have all gone off without any problems which is more than can be said for any of the many other similar mods I've tried over the years.

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[karlpaws]

21 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

I would love to take that compliment but it is just one animation from Lord.

 

It has just a few, 2 of them are FFFM ^^

 

I'll give that a look. Even a couple FFFM would be nice.

 

18 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

 Well they think you are an idiot like the rest of skyrims Citizens ?‍♂️ can't really blame them when you look at how long a corps can lay in a city.. Or the Caretaker of a couple oprhans just runs away by the first sign of danger, letting the children fend for themselfs.. (good thing they are protected, otherwise nords would go extinct ..)

 

They can at least blame the corpse collection on budget cuts with the war on. Poor Andurs is working day and night without anyone to help.

 

17 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

That animation finished and ND handed back control which meant the fighting started again. FFS.

 

I think there are other mods that do this (or just do it for the NPCs they end up affecting) but I use Sexlab util and a calm effect after sex just to slow that kinda thing down.

[Nymra]

31 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

 

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Top marks to Naked Defeat. Only activated it this afternoon but I've have already had several different defeats, human and creature, involving different numbers and they have all gone off without any problems which is more than can be said for any of the many other similar mods I've tried over the years.

 

sweet fucking mess haha!
which outfit is the black armor please? 

[Grey Cloud]

12 minutes ago, Nymra said:

which outfit is the black armor please?

Not sure if it is available in your size.

The esp just gives 'Nightingale Boots', 'Nightingale Gloves' and 'Ebony Mail Replica'. The mod is

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/99772

The author doesn't appear to give any credits for the armour.

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

?

Oops.

I go back into the game and I exit the inn to be met with this

WTF? I walked past these people on the way in.

 

Well, I wasn't for having it so I console killed the four of them.

 

Ha!. Except that the guard and whoever that is behind the post start shooting arrows at something behind me so I spin round to face the foe.

This would explain, with the benefit of hindsight, why the four Dawnguard didn't put any red dots on my radar. ☹️

[Nymra]

13 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Not sure if it is available in your size.

The esp just gives 'Nightingale Boots', 'Nightingale Gloves' and 'Ebony Mail Replica'. The mod is

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/99772

The author doesn't appear to give any credits for the armour.

 

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ah, thx alot!

I m gathering stuff like that, I love the chainmail/platemail on that one and maybe one day I get around fixing bodyslide stuff myself hehe. 

[Gukahn]

35 minutes ago, Nymra said:

which outfit is the black armor please? 

 

13 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

The author doesn't appear to give any credits for the armour.

 

Kinda looks like Daedric Chainmail i found today ?

 

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/52130

 

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/15888

 

 

Btw i love how fucked up your game is right now Grey Cloud ?

 

 

It's a Wolfthing. Not everybody understands ?

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If i weren't so god damn lazy and needed my brain for realy important stuff.. Imagine Apex Werewolf with ABC Support.. ?

 

Lydia enjoying the journy to high hrotgar so far..But i think we got lost somewhere.. can't remember the hotsprings being anywhere near it.

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Shit.. Here we go again ? i swear one of these days i will kill this motherfuckers

 

 

Inigo has this "Don't do it" look on his face..  Or is he judging me?

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[Grey Cloud]

19 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Btw i love how fucked up your game is right now Grey Cloud

I had to leave Solitude because everyone went hostile on me*. That's why I went into 'shoot first and ask questions later' mode with the Dawnguard dudes.

 

* I had to leave via the sewers as I'd have never made it out otherwise.

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[Nymra]

Tanya (in the back) and her misstress (in front) are hanging out together
 

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[DocClox]

The Sands Of Mars.

 

 

Or, if you prefer, Fort hraggstad with a Temeraire night eye overlay.

[Grey Cloud]

Another day of carnage. Walked into Dawnstar and into a bunch of Knights of the Raging Bear. Not so bad this time as they are outside and spread out. I console killed all except the last one who I beat the living daylights out of.

I seem to recall Enemy Plus having an update in the summer and it looks like I never got around to editing the esp.

 

The view from Whitewatch Tower - some of the 12 dead bandits, 3 dead bandit Rieklings, 1 dead spider (allegiance unknown), dead guards (all of them died), 1 or 2 dead passing adventuring types. At one point during the fighting I saw a rhino take out a bandit.  A fucking rhino. ? (I'm old enough to remember when I used to read description pages before I installed a mod ? )

Luckily I was still in God Mode after a failed attempt to get past Korvanjund and getting jumped by a large gang of extra bandits due to a recently installed mod (I'm guessing).

 

 

 

 

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[Gukahn]

I was taking some detour after receiving the Dragonborntitel and listening to all that shit about destiny, using the voice while not using it.. These old bastards are just lazy fucks if you ask me..

I encountered something you would call a lizard person, if there weren't actual lizard people already in the game. Quite a powerful Creature, Lydia was knocked down, inigo nowhere to be found so Gorr and I took our stand.

 

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And i asked myself.. Why the fuck this stupid Son of a Redguard was guarding a Cliff.. To be fair, the Female Daedroth wasn't able to walk past 2 Rocks so it kinda made the whole situation more funny then dangerous.

 

 

Nothing could save the diginty of this situation so i wolfed out and.. Did what everybody in my shoes would have done.

 

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Take the dick of the wild you daedric Harlot!

 I can't be sure if it was a bug or if she just didn't had HP when the script started but she died afterwards. ?

 

 Back in Whiterun  i send Lydia home to heal her injury's. 16 days.. Well we will manage without her. Gorr is MIA again but my nose tells me we will find him in Markath later on our journey. For now, it's just me and inigo again.

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While my order from the local blacksmith was in the making (i just need Boots and a Helmet for my armor.. It just looks awfull runing around in full dwarven plate and wearing boots) i played Detective for the Alakrr.. Nobody really liked Saadia anyways.

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Say hi bitch

 

Say bye bitch

Kematu would make a really good companion if you ask me... He is cold, follows orders and is not that stupid.. Apart form the whole "I will attack the Guy who slaughters whole bandit camps on a whim" Action he starts when you stand against him

 

 

With Saadia out of the way.. I decided to give Hulda finally the attention she deserved

 

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Now i only have to get rid of Olfina and that asshat Mikael.. Ok i kinda need olfina if i want to go stormcloak but mikael is target practice

 

 

 

Speaking of Practice

 

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Look at Olfina, always watching.. Learning. I bet she wants her own unicorn ?

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

38 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Gorr

Is that the guy from INPCs? Only interested in eating and fighting?

 

40 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Nobody really liked Saadia anyways.

Speak for yourself. I was speaking to the lady not 30 minutes ago. A valued customer.