What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Nymra]

Tanya (in the back) and her misstress (in front) are hanging out together
 

Edited December 11, 2021 by Nymra

[DocClox]

The Sands Of Mars.

 

 

Or, if you prefer, Fort hraggstad with a Temeraire night eye overlay.

[Grey Cloud]

Another day of carnage. Walked into Dawnstar and into a bunch of Knights of the Raging Bear. Not so bad this time as they are outside and spread out. I console killed all except the last one who I beat the living daylights out of.

I seem to recall Enemy Plus having an update in the summer and it looks like I never got around to editing the esp.

 

The view from Whitewatch Tower - some of the 12 dead bandits, 3 dead bandit Rieklings, 1 dead spider (allegiance unknown), dead guards (all of them died), 1 or 2 dead passing adventuring types. At one point during the fighting I saw a rhino take out a bandit.  A fucking rhino. ? (I'm old enough to remember when I used to read description pages before I installed a mod ? )

Luckily I was still in God Mode after a failed attempt to get past Korvanjund and getting jumped by a large gang of extra bandits due to a recently installed mod (I'm guessing).

 

 

 

 

Edited December 12, 2021 by Grey Cloud

[Gukahn]

I was taking some detour after receiving the Dragonborntitel and listening to all that shit about destiny, using the voice while not using it.. These old bastards are just lazy fucks if you ask me..

I encountered something you would call a lizard person, if there weren't actual lizard people already in the game. Quite a powerful Creature, Lydia was knocked down, inigo nowhere to be found so Gorr and I took our stand.

 

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And i asked myself.. Why the fuck this stupid Son of a Redguard was guarding a Cliff.. To be fair, the Female Daedroth wasn't able to walk past 2 Rocks so it kinda made the whole situation more funny then dangerous.

 

 

Nothing could save the diginty of this situation so i wolfed out and.. Did what everybody in my shoes would have done.

 

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Take the dick of the wild you daedric Harlot!

 I can't be sure if it was a bug or if she just didn't had HP when the script started but she died afterwards. ?

 

 Back in Whiterun  i send Lydia home to heal her injury's. 16 days.. Well we will manage without her. Gorr is MIA again but my nose tells me we will find him in Markath later on our journey. For now, it's just me and inigo again.

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While my order from the local blacksmith was in the making (i just need Boots and a Helmet for my armor.. It just looks awfull runing around in full dwarven plate and wearing boots) i played Detective for the Alakrr.. Nobody really liked Saadia anyways.

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Say hi bitch

 

Say bye bitch

Kematu would make a really good companion if you ask me... He is cold, follows orders and is not that stupid.. Apart form the whole "I will attack the Guy who slaughters whole bandit camps on a whim" Action he starts when you stand against him

 

 

With Saadia out of the way.. I decided to give Hulda finally the attention she deserved

 

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Now i only have to get rid of Olfina and that asshat Mikael.. Ok i kinda need olfina if i want to go stormcloak but mikael is target practice

 

 

 

Speaking of Practice

 

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Look at Olfina, always watching.. Learning. I bet she wants her own unicorn ?

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

38 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Gorr

Is that the guy from INPCs? Only interested in eating and fighting?

 

40 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Nobody really liked Saadia anyways.

Speak for yourself. I was speaking to the lady not 30 minutes ago. A valued customer.

[Gukahn]

10 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Is that the guy from INPCs? Only interested in eating and fighting?

Exactly ? he is a trope, but a good one

 

11 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Speak for yourself. I was speaking to the lady not 30 minutes ago. A valued customer.

Maybe in your game, in mine she does nothing but annoy me ? in the whole mare is no seat i could sit on without her rushing for to force dialogue me.. Not anymore , she is gone ? may Kematu and his friends turn her into goulash  for all i care

[Grey Cloud]

11 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Exactly ? he is a trope, but a good one

I still remember him from several years ago. Probably the best male follower I've used.

 

16 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

to force dialogue me

I hardly suffer from that with NPCs. Can't say why other than it is probably a mod.

[Gukahn]

1 minute ago, Grey Cloud said:

I still remember him from several years ago. Probably the best male follower I've used.

Yeah, he is quite lovable

 

1 minute ago, Grey Cloud said:

I hardly suffer from that with NPCs. Can't say why other than it is probably a mod.

I think immersive npc´s does that. I have it with some barmaids where the innkeeper shouts at them to walk over to me, vilemyr Inn has it too. even if both are sleeping. ? nothing else alters AI in my game so it has to be that or something that got implemented in SE ? it only annoys me in the mare while i frequently stay there. No Matter, Saadia is gone now and the one at vilemyr.. If i remember right there should be a quest in Riften to take her out or something. Will see to that next weekend or so

[Grey Cloud]

Just dropped in to the Huntsman to tell the gels I'll be going solo again.

?

 

[karlpaws]

1 hour ago, Gukahn said:

Yeah, he is quite lovable

 

I think immersive npc´s does that. I have it with some barmaids where the innkeeper shouts at them to walk over to me, vilemyr Inn has it too. even if both are sleeping. ? nothing else alters AI in my game so it has to be that or something that got implemented in SE ? it only annoys me in the mare while i frequently stay there. No Matter, Saadia is gone now and the one at vilemyr.. If i remember right there should be a quest in Riften to take her out or something. Will see to that next weekend or so

 

I think the barmaid behavior is vanilla as I have that happen too.

 

I always lie to Sibbi about Lynly/Svidi.  He just wants her gone and she is, so everyone's happy.  Then again with Immersive Wenches putting 3 everywhere plus a bard in the Bee and Barb, my inns are full enough I could lose a couple.

[DocClox]

Courier! Can't you see I'm busy?

 

 

Started new game with survival mode and DoM. Picked up two girls from the campfire near Helgen ... but there's no cooking spit there and suddenly I need to eat. I got them down to the fishing point by the Guardians, but no cooking there either. I had hoped to find one outside Embershard, but all I got from that is a third slave.

 

Long story short: trying to herd three recalcitrant slavegirls from the Guardian Stones to Riverwood before I starve to death has been proving unexpectedly challenging.

 

I never thought I'd say this, but a Ring of Namira is sounding like a damn good idea at this point...

 

Anyway... got there in the end. And one of the slaves, at least seems to be properly appreciative of my efforts in taking care of her...

 

 

Later, in Whiterun...

 

 

"I heard you gave him quite the thrashing."

 

"Yeah. With my fishing rod."

 

"Do you think you could handle him in a real fight?"

 

"If he takes the bait, I'll just reel him in."

 

Edited December 15, 2021 by DocClox

[Grey Cloud]

The assembly instructions on my new pet carrier weren't as clear as I would have liked.

[Grey Cloud]

Another minor epic just to get from Whiterun to White River Watch.

I crossed the river by the meadery and was looking for my main supplier who hangs around there. His 3 bodyguards are there but no sign of him alive or dead. Just as I'm thinking 'never mind', bandits appear on the road running towards me. Equipped with a good pair of running shoes and fireball I commence running up and down the road a-hackin' and a-slashin' and letting go with fireballs. More bandits come streaming down the hill from White River Watch but the dealer's 3 bodyguards jump in on my side (that's what you call customer service). Sadly the bodyguards didn't make it but eventually all the bandits were dead. I was just positioning myself to get a screenshot of the bandits strewn along the road when a Whiterun guard turned up and arrested me (apparently I had hit the bodyguards).

Next minute I'm 40 septims light and standing outside Dragonsreach.

 

The good news was that while I was running around I noticed the body of my supplier in some tall grass. Further investigation revealed he was carrying his stock. Jackpot! I now possess enough skooma (various types) to float a battleship. ??

 

I exited Whiterun and bumped into a follower, Ivis, who hadn't gone home after I dismissed everyone earlier in the game so I decided to bring her with me. We had two fights with individual nutters before we got to the bridge. Once across there were still 12 bodies on the road but that was only about half of what there was.

 

A couple of bandits outside Whitewater Watch and in we go. We got as far as Ulric before we were defeated by the crowd. Naked Defeat did its thing and we proceeded. We made it to the end and, I, like a fucking idiot, breeze through the exit to meet whatshisface the boss guy. About five seconds later we are defeated by the crowd scene that was outside. It took umpteen fight-defeat-shag-fight-defeat-shag cycles before we were done. The were eight bandits and two dogs outside.

 

On the way back I counted the dead and including the 8 outside there were 32 dead bandits before we left the dungeon.

 

 

 

Not sure what round this is but the dogs are dead and at least two of the bandits.


 

 

 

 

 

At least 3 bandits dead but Ivis has gone invisible. She is actually cowgirling the erection in front of the big chest. You can see her yoke edge on. She is invisible as in the invisibility spell - you can see the wavy, heat-haze effect. I think it is a glitch as she shouldn't have it in her locker.


 

 

 

 

 

Halle-bloody-leujah.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 14, 2021 by Grey Cloud

[KoolHndLuke]

Lost a fight to a really tough dragon. Lvl 54 and my spells and weapons do hardly any damage at all, so it's a battle of dodging his attacks that bypass my defenses and chipping away on him. Still fun, didn't rage quit lol.

 

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[Grey Cloud]

After White River Watch Ivis and I nipped into Graywinter Watch and just as we exited the place a necromancer came sailing over the cliff and landed on the road just in front of us. He's behind us in this screenshot.

 

At this point the plan was to walk to Markarth using the main road but I realised that I was over weight again. Turned out I was still carrying over 800 bottles of regular skooma ? in addition to the more modest amounts of Balmora Blue, Panacea, Double-Distilled, Redwater and Sleeping Tree Sap. I'd already deposited 1,000 bottles of regular skooma in my safe storage chest in the Community College. ? So the first order of duty is going to be a trip to the college.

 

We got back on the main road and just where the dead bodies were still lying about we bumped into this guy who I haven't seen for years.

I didn't bother selling any skooma, it might be years before I see him again.

 

We are a few yards down the road and just getting to the end of the dead bodies when a solo nutter comes charging towards us.

 

We got to the college without further interruptions, stored half the skooma and crafted up both our weapons.  We made it as far as the meadery before this left me absolutely gobsmacked.

Notice the swinging sign.

That was a moth that hit it and caused it to swing. ? I kid you not but on the initial hit the sign went horizontal one way and horizontal the other way. The moth never blinked.

 

We got to here before our next attack by a lone mercenary archer. I also notice that the stocks from HSG which I've used for years have decided to forego their textures for this game. FFS.

 

We make it almost to Whiterun where we are going because I discovered that I've got Amren's sword. Another lone mercenary archer but I've had enough.

 

The miscreant dealt with and I spot my first customer of the day. Time to dust off a bottle of Panacea for Lil. "Yoo-hoo, morning Lil"

 

The time there is 06:46 AM. In town we bumped into Amren almost straight away so I started selling skooma as everyone was starting their day. Quickly realised that no money was being transferred to my account. ? Exit the game and have a look in XEdit. Can't see anything amiss so I exchanged the recently merged esp for the original two esps and luckily that sorted it.

 

I'll continue this tomorrow as it's only just started.

[Nymra]

"Don't look like that you bitches, help meeee!"

(damned spellsword bitch had her corpse rigged with an estrus trap, dduuuh :D)

 

Mistress and the green bitch that is supposed to be the tank just watched and clapped

[Grey Cloud]

Started a blog so I don't flood this thread even though I use SPOILER-FUCKING-TAGS. ?

 

 

[ethethetheth]

"I think that's the Milky Way!" exclaimed Faye, briefly lucid even as the harness brought her to the cusp of another climax.

"We call it that here as well," drawled Sophia. "What comes out of them on this Earth of yours, dust?"

"When I'm do-oh-ohhh-oh-oh-ne here you're getting such a punch, smartarse!"

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[Jeff_9]

I got inspired again to create a new vampire character. I'm trying to decide between 4 varied looks. (The face is the same)

 

look #1

look #2

look #3

look #4

 

current rp ideas:

- player character
- twin followers who serve a master vampire (player)
- a follower who helps the player character with quests in exchange for blood

[Gukahn]

36 minutes ago, Jeff_9 said:

I got inspired again to create a new vampire character. I'm trying to decide between 4 varied looks. (The face is the same)

 

look #1

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current rp ideas:

- player character
- twin followers who serve a master vampire (player)
- a follower who helps the player character with quests in exchange for blood

 

Mh If you want help to decide i would either go with Number 1 for the classic vampire feeling. Elegant, Mature & beautiful  and dominant ?

Someone who is aware of what she is but has control over it most of the time but when she don't, bad things happen.

 

Or the last one if you want to play her more feral and beastlike. Uncontrollable urges, playing with her prey (in various sort like seducing, letting you get forced/force yourself on them.. Doing her quests only to bite and kill them/turn them into thrall later on.) Better vampires and sacrosanct are my favorite mods for that kind of idea.. It also throws hunters your way when your behavior gets to obvious.. Great now i want to.. Nope i have a werewolf play through i am not starting all over again..

[Speed Metal]

Taking a break after killing all the Falmer in Blackreach.

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[Jeff_9]

23 hours ago, Gukahn said:

 

Mh If you want help to decide i would either go with Number 1 for the classic vampire feeling. Elegant, Mature & beautiful  and dominant ?

Someone who is aware of what she is but has control over it most of the time but when she don't, bad things happen.

 

Or the last one if you want to play her more feral and beastlike. Uncontrollable urges, playing with her prey (in various sort like seducing, letting you get forced/force yourself on them.. Doing her quests only to bite and kill them/turn them into thrall later on.) Better vampires and sacrosanct are my favorite mods for that kind of idea.. It also throws hunters your way when your behavior gets to obvious.. Great now i want to.. Nope i have a werewolf play through i am not starting all over again..

Those are some good ideas. I think option 1 is best as a player character, but a follower using the sultry voice would work well. 2 and 3 would make for good twin sisters followers. 4 would be a bit limited because she looks a bit too scary. I don't think guards would allow that thing into cities. I don't think people would want to interact with her either.

 

Edited December 19, 2021 by Jeff_9

[Gukahn]

53 minutes ago, Jeff_9 said:

4 would be a bit limited because she looks a bit too scary. I don't think guards would allow that thing into cities. I don't think people would want to interact with her either.

 

 

Mh the limits could be fun to work with tbh ? Sneaking by night into a town, feeding and doing stuff, using illusion magic to let people think she looks "normal" or wearing a disguise. Throws the whole feral like behavior out off the boat tho.

[DocClox]

Back in Dimhollow, yet again. Survival mode, started at level 1, no magic collars, and no were-tank to handle the vamps.

 

So I'm making sure each capture is well trained before tackling the next area.

 

 

... and of course, without the werebeast's disease immunity, I'm not immune to sangunare vampiris any more. Hence the red filter. Then again, it does make hunger easier to satisfy.  The only real pain is not being able to sleep in the dungeon.

 

Now where did I put that craftable bedroll mod ...

 

[Gukahn]

 

When a daedric prinze gifts you with the Wabberjack but forgot to mention the 2 Daedra he left behind in the cellar.. You throw the Staff away and take the daedra ?

 

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Thank you uncle Sheo

 

 

Of course you have to entertain them

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Happy Dragonborn ^O^

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And new profil pic xD

 

 

So i was doing Markaths ever so annoying Quest, while i was fighting with Nepos Friends, i wanted to force Uiale with sexlab Werewolves, it laged and i was teleported with her out of the door.. Couldn't get back in fast enough and had to slaughter every fucking guard that came in..

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Of fucking course Uiale died.. Buut

 

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With the power of some bullshit!

I was able to raise her. Hadn't much time to train her tho and to be honest, i had enslaved her so many times it gets boring so i parked her somewhere save and went to the mine.

 

 

I won't bore you again with the whole "My daughter blabla bla" Crap so a quick escape pic instead

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It's a little frosty down here..

 

 

Back to Uaile.. I hate that name.. Time for some target practice =D

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Do you know a guy named Wilhelm Tel?

 

 

 

I missed..

Well, no rising again for her. My bullshit doesn't work twice. (it's the bullshit law, written back in the day as Talos was still alive.

"You shall only use da bullshit once per bitch!"

 

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Time for some Thalmor slaughter..  In the aftermath i had to keep my golden Saint happy but didn't want to change back..

 

 

That's true comradeship her, guarding the place while a bro gets some =D

 

Happy Daedra

 

 

After that i found a dead Hunter in a ruine.. Kinda sad buuut

 

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I still have my bullshit =D

 

Wasn't excepting this..

 

Kinda cute. Need a name for her ;/  any suggestions?