What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Tlam99]

Lydia and me exploring a cave

 

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[Darkpig]

Trying out a new main menu screen. The color makes the text hard to see tho

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Alduin: Oh you're approaching me?

Dragonborn: I can't fuck the shit out of you without getting closer

 

[Tlam99]

new dress, Sanguine

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[DocClox]

Winterhold:

 

 

Winterhold:

 

 

Winterhold:

 

 

Three guesses:

 

Edited December 4, 2021 by DocClox

[FauxFurry]

3 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Trying out a new main menu screen. The color makes the text hard to see tho

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Alduin: Oh you're approaching me?

Dragonborn: I can't fuck the shit out of you without getting closer

 

"You thought that Dragons or the Thalmor were the greatest threats facing Skyrim when it was I, Dio!"

The background and border could use more black and purple not only to stand out more but to look more Menacing. 

[Gukahn]

Plenty if time my sweet, plenty of time

 

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And yes i know he is a dude. Makes the whole thing even funnier.

 

 

I think i smoked the wrong Skooma

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Yep... definitely the wrong Skooma

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An old one but since it is tradition now..

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[DocClox]

Cronvangr Hall

 

[Grey Cloud]

3 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

definitely the wrong Skooma

Skooma, Double-Distilled, Redwater, Panacea or Balmora Blue?

[Gukahn]

7 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Skooma, Double-Distilled, Redwater, Panacea or Balmora Blue?

 

The last one my char had was normal skooma. I highly suspect the orc i have it from mixed something else in the bottle ? My guess is unicorn piss

[Grey Cloud]

56 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

My guess is unicorn piss German beer

56 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

 

The last one my char had was normal skooma. I highly suspect the orc i have it from mixed something else in the bottle ?

I forgot Blood Skooma (suitable for vampires) and Sleeping Tree Sap (suitable for vegetarians).

Edited December 4, 2021 by Grey Cloud

[Gukahn]

 

9 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

My guess is unicorn piss German beer

hey! ?

 

 

[Speed Metal]

1 hour ago, Grey Cloud said:

My guess is unicorn piss German beer

I see you're a man of culture.

[Grey Cloud]

19 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

I see you're a man of culture.

Please tell me you are not an American making judgements about beer quality. ?

[Speed Metal]

1 minute ago, Grey Cloud said:

Please tell me you are not an American making judgements about beer quality. ?

Why? Do you like the American's piss they call "beer"?

[Grey Cloud]

1 hour ago, Speed Metal said:

Why? Do you like the American's piss they call "beer"?

Not one bit.

[Gukahn]

I.. Will just ignore the blasphemy going on her and post shit.

 

 

This is why Inigo is the biggest Bro in the entire history if modded followers

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Look how happy he is while talking about genocide ?

 

 

 

Looks about right

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And no i won't enslave him.. Or Kill him. Whiterun without Nazeem is too.. Nice. We can't have that.

 

 

Same goes for her.. Or her Husband.. Why is every Redguard save nazeems wife an asshole in this city btw?

 

Look what i found! =D

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La Bitch

 

 

My work here is done

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And just because.. Farengar looks actually pretty cool with those glasses

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[DocClox]

Feet, yeah. That's what I was thinking about too, Delvin...

 

[Grey Cloud]

Just installed a raft of mods including Shout Like a Virgin Evolved(?) and Maids II: Deception.

 

Fire up the save to see if the game still works.

 

Big Alf thinking "I'm getting too old for this shit".

 

 

MCM has me down as a 'sexual deviant' right from the off and I got a free pair of horns. I think I'm a bit too tall for the horns though.


 

 

 

For Maids I need to be over in Riften. Note the top line under Miscellaneous.

 

 

 

 

 

Eyes left. I'm old enough to remember when that would have been plain west.

 

 

 

 

 

Problem now is that death awaits on that stretch of road. I'm solo again so I'm actually considering swimming for it when I come up with the cunning plan of doing a fast travel to Autumnglade dragon mound.

When the time comes to write the history of cunning plans, that one will go done as one of the most stupid ever devised. Several different groups of bandits from different mods all close enough to get drawn into any fight.

This is me after much running, mostly in the wrong direction, and with my back to the lake. Had to kill a wolf and two pups before I could take the screenie.

Tamriel time and my time synched there for no extra cost.

 

 

 

 

 

Finally made it into Jonestead so I may as well make myself useful.

 

 

 

 

 

The head honcho of Jonestead wants me to escort his young daughter to deliver a note to the owner of a brothel. I'm liking this mod already.

 

Edited December 4, 2021 by Grey Cloud

[Grey Cloud]

The brothel is behind Riften in the far bottom right of the map. Fast travel back to Riften then walk round to the brothel taking out:

3 trolls

1 spriggan

several wolves plus two or three times that number of puppies.

1 giant spider. There was a second but that died fighting something before i could get to it.

several werebears including 'King of the werebears'.

Several Gleipnir (mercenary-types) - gleipnir x2, corporal, captain.

Vampire Nightwalker. Actually I was concentrating on the werebear she was fighting.

 

I was helped, briefly, by a couple of friendly skeevers.

 

Some confusion with the brothel as the first door you find isn't the entrance you need. Eventually figured it out.

Hand the letter to the gate guard and back to Jonestead, don't even get a look inside.

 

 

 

 

 

Spotted this which I've never seen anywhere ever.

 

 

 

 

 

Fast travelled back to Jonestead where I'm met by two goons in full ebony armour. Ten seconds later I'm dead. Fighting isn't going well partly because I keep hitting the spacebar thinking it is pause like in several other games I've played lately. Though to be fair when I jump I jump higher than head height.

Edited December 5, 2021 by Grey Cloud

[Darkpig]

8 hours ago, FauxFurry said:

"You thought that Dragons or the Thalmor were the greatest threats facing Skyrim when it was I, Dio!"

The background and border could use more black and purple not only to stand out more but to look more Menacing. 

That it does. At least in order for the text to stand out. I'm pretty sure the manga panel it was based on was white and yellow despite it being a night scene. I get that but some kind of black box to hold the text would have been nice.

[Grey Cloud]

18 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

some kind of black box to hold the text would have been nice.

Plus if your game crashed investigators would have been able to examine it to find out what went wrong.

[worik]

14 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

My guess is unicorn piss German beer

? German beer is not to be mixed with anything. You may do with the culprit whatever you like, as long as nobody hears or sees him ever again. Deal?

[karlpaws]

19 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Spotted this which I've never seen anywhere ever.

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Looks like a standard, if enlarged, bird nest.  You normally cannot get to any of the vanilla ones easily, but if you build a Hearthfire house with one of the towers and do not put the roof on it, you can exit the hatch and jump onto the roof where you will find one. Solitude has a few I know and there are a few more scattered around.

[DocClox]

Bilegulch Mine

 

[Grey Cloud]

2 hours ago, karlpaws said:

Looks like a standard, if enlarged, bird nest. 

It is a bird's nest, those are wings sticking up. It looked like an inner tube from the Flintstones before the wings popped up.