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On 12/27/2020 at 5:26 AM, DSHV said:

I also thought about a bandit, who blame PC for his imprisonment and wants a revenge.

 

Was going to suggest something like this.He could be "contracted" by Serpent to make sure that MC's submission training is going as intended(Snake mentions it further down the main questline in case if we start this quest before the main one)?It would fit nicely into the entire TOH storyline(Serpent was tempting her even before first encounter...and into his role of mastermind vilain)...off course it is up to you.

 

ps-Will look at the texts on previous page later and start poking at the translation...finally have some free time.

 

pps-This could later evolve into either of this two scenarios:the said bandit takes you on the tour of biggest bandit bases and becomes the hero of all bandit clans(which I can already see being a moding nightmare)....or he takes mc to a big room full of bandit envoys(members of different bandit clans(10 to 20 bandits) and a LOT of sex and submissive dialogue ensues(from how mc was foolish and needs to reedem for her actions,to self-degradation and begging for them to fuck her).

Posted
43 minutes ago, test11112222 said:

what is planned in the new update?

A few posts above (There are 2) the creator wrote about the planned content for version 2.0

Posted
54 minutes ago, xyzxyz said:

I still wasn't able to get Aerins sex after the spiked drink to work. Quicksave, reload, minimal mod loadout. Nothing helps. Any ideas?

And i can't leave the dialogue where Aerin pays me. It never ends and I can't move away. I have to kill thim via consol to end it.

Have you updated to the latest version? Because it works fine for me.

Posted

for Civil war quests ...somthing is blocking the line of (reporting to ulfric after whiterun) to appear ..is there a console command to pass that ..or is my save game buggy ..should i start a new game !?

Posted
23 hours ago, xyzxyz said:

Is there a list of the content for male players? I recall the female false dragonborn and the new Mjoll quest. Anything else?

If you would kindly read the Content Spoilers again. All the content is playable with a Male and Female. The ones who made more sense as a Male are mostly the ones where females are involved (If you play a straight PC that is.) For example Jorvaskrr. Just avoide to talke with the males about Warwhores.. Allmost killed Torvar for what he did to me..

Just be carefull with the Dialogue Options and you can play most of it just fine.

Posted
On 12/30/2020 at 2:17 PM, hjkl40877 said:

How to send them to jail??

Through sex. All three of them must be alive.

On 12/31/2020 at 1:54 PM, aspirine2 said:

for Civil war quests ...somthing is blocking the line of (reporting to ulfric after whiterun)

The mod does not touch this part of questline.

On 12/31/2020 at 3:54 PM, xyzxyz said:

Is there a list of the content for male players?

Dom: Bad Bitch, Dragonwhore, Edippa, False and Real Heroes, Forsworn Cock Worshiper, Ghost Concubine, I want more!, Sexist Companions, Stolen Dignity, Surrexsa Monphytum, Tapasvee, Your True Fan, slaves in dungeons.
Sub: female Bruiser, Frigid Argonian Mistress, Garona the Insatiable, Moral Character, Right of the First Night, Spouse's Old Friend.

On 1/1/2021 at 3:02 PM, Gukahn said:

Allmost killed Torvar for what he did to me

It shouldn't have happened. Just a bug.

On 1/2/2021 at 12:22 AM, MicroWazzle said:

Any news of when 2.0 is coming out?

I will begin implement text into the mod in January. Plus I have three more quests to write.

Posted
10 hours ago, DSHV said:

Dom: Bad Bitch, Dragonwhore, Edippa, False and Real Heroes, Forsworn Cock Worshiper, Ghost Concubine, I want more!, Sexist Companions, Stolen Dignity, Surrexsa Monphytum, Tapasvee, Your True Fan, slaves in dungeons.

Sub: female Bruiser, Frigid Argonian Mistress, Garona the Insatiable, Moral Character, Right of the First Night, Spouse's Old Friend.

Last time when I tried to cure bad bitch as a male I got stuck when I had to earn the springgan sap with sex (springgans only have sex with females) and the hagraven. Or was that changed in the meantime and you can help her without creature sex?

And what interaction is with the true fan? I had one dialogue with her and after the "Hey Vifte!" nothing happens.

Is there anything special about the false dragonborn follower? She said she learned the thu'um but I never saw her using it. And her dialogue options are always the sam bad treadment (hit/rape/feed) no matter if you helped her or not.

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@DSHV lol Serpent appear in the middle of a conversation with the Balgruuf the Greater.

He is seriously stronger than before with two of my compagnion and the whole Whiterun i could not beat him.

There is a way to surrender?

 

It's would be nice.

 

Thank you.

Posted

And this mod still conflicts with the vanilla marriage ceremony. After the ceremony the spouse disappears and you have no dialogue to choose a home or about her opening a shop.

Posted

Found a bug in the "Spouse old friend" male lover quest. I brought Olaf to my wife but the quest says Rurpta and even started a sexscene with a not-there Rurpta in my house.

Why is Olaf in the drunken huntsman if he is not the quest target? He has fitting dialogues.

Posted

If anyone got stuck on giving Lyusian 1000 gold, I had that issue and I think it was due to EFF.  It seems there are basically two inventories and it puts the gold in the wrong one.  From console, target him use openactorcontainer 1 then put gold in that inventory.

Posted
6 hours ago, guyfreely said:

If anyone got stuck on giving Lyusian 1000 gold, I had that issue and I think it was due to EFF.

EFF should only use the special inventory if you deliberately open it. How strange.

Posted
On 1/3/2021 at 5:26 PM, xyzxyz said:

Last time when I tried to cure bad bitch as a male I got stuck when I had to earn the springgan sap with sex (springgans only have sex with females)

I just assumed that male animations are exist (like with flame atronachs and female draugrs). But the ingredients are given through dialogue,if there are no content animations, then just no sex will happen.

On 1/3/2021 at 9:12 PM, lcewolf said:

There is a way to surrender?

Yes, he now has a constant level, and does not adjust to the player's level. You can try to talk to him while holding the block button, but surrender is an unsupported option - you either accept his terms, or fight with him and win or die and load the previous save.

On 1/3/2021 at 10:36 PM, xyzxyz said:

Lagerthas dialogue after she rips your clothes of doesn't work anymore. She approaches you but the dialogue is empty.

I have no idea why it doesn't work. She approaches PC, strip her, then PC has response, which changes quest stage. It's simple.

Posted
2 hours ago, Xuvish said:

When does Your Fan Girl reappear after you build her confidence and tell her she is the boss?

Your Fan Girl is Vifte Skuffelse. You mean Dragonwhore, who in the game called Dragonborn. She will reappear in 24 hours.

 

More text to fix. Spoilers!

The Tree Not Far Away From Apple (Epic Saga about Catherine's mother)

Spoiler

Cate: My mom just arrived at Skyrim, slutty-pie. Meet her at Solitude docks and bring her here. Her name is Joanna Chauvin, she looks like me. Or rather, I look like her.

You parents didn't refuse of you?

Did you think that I was kicked out of my home for being a slut? What was your assumption based on? You should speak more to Spermthief, she talks about logic all the time. Not that I tell you to get smart, but you can always pretend to be dumb as proper whore must.

Wait, how should I behave with her? What can I talk to her about?

I tell her everything in detail in my letters. I could say she knows you as well as I do. My parents very supportive, although they not share my view on the world and my little dedication to the idea to serve men at any cost. So don't offer her a cunnilingas as welcome, I know you, little whore.

Yes, mistress

She will pretend to support me, but deep down she will despise me. I can't wait for her disappointment in her eyes when I show to her my life. Ah, goosebumps.

 

Joanna Chauvin: Are you my darling’s servant?

Yes, mistress

No formalities are needed. My daughter's servant is my servant. Call me “Ma’am” or “Madam”, servant-pie. Besides, I know you thoroughly from my daughter's letters. Also be sure to show me that Bruiser and your famous beating deepthroats.

Yes, ma’am. Let me take you to your daughter

Yes, dear. I'm sure she's become a more woman than when I saw her at the last time.

 

Can we talk about your daughter, ma’am?

Sly servant, want to know more about your mistress in order to serve her better.

You don't mind at all that your daughter is such..

Such unstoppable cocksucking sex addicted anal slut, you want to say? I was going to talk to you about this after I see my daughter. But answering your daring question: no, will always be on her side, even if she becomes open supporter of Woodbornes faction.

What is mistess’ father like?

Real charm, but a very busy person. Not so excited about some Caty’s life choices as me, but still supports her. He presented her special furniture, ornamented with cocks. Himself chose the design, but asked that it be delivered anonymously. Embarrassed to please his daughter. So cute.

 

Your mother has arrived, mistess

[Joanna spit in the face of her daughter and say: here you are, piece of shit!] You remember! Our greeting, which I came up with! [They hugged properly] Have you already met my student? I wrote that her udder is like that [She took out your boobs and showed it with pride on the palms to her mother] And her ass! [She proudly presents your bare ass to her mother and slapped it few time to show elasticity]

Thank you, mistress, for your appreciation of my body

Do you remember my dolls? She is just like them, only obeys to me through anger or fear. So funny! She will show you local attractions. I myself can’t - I have cocks to please, you now my priorities. Besides, I don't really pay attention to non-sexual objects. So, whore-pie, give my mother-pie a guided tour of the country, show her some important for locals landmarks, while I'm preparing for her return.

 

So you don’t hate all women?

I say it to make right impression of me faster. You needed to better understand who I am to set conditions of Crapeater as I want.

 

Please follow me, ma’am

Let's talk when we leave this wonderful building.

Listen up, servant: I’m slut.

You’re slut? Ma’am?

Yes, I’m slut as my daughter, but hide it from her. At first I thought that my daughter was crazy, but then I tried to understand my daughter's hobbies, like any loving mother. And the more I learned, the more I got involved. Until I become fully sex- addicted cockworshiper, same, if no more, as my daughter-pie.

I did not expect this

Good. So she won't guess either.

I did expect this

Mother, like daughter, heh?

Now, forget what Caty said. I have already planned my tour and it will be unforgettable. Skyrim is famous for brutal men, who treat their women as cattle. It's very captivating to me. I want to experience what it's like to be a female criminal, a female farmer, a female miner and a tavern wench in this men domineering area of the world. First we go to Windhelm prison - negotiate with jailers. Money is not a problem - I will pay any amount for warmth in my chest.

 

How does your husband react to your sluttish nature?

He himself does not miss a single skirt. He has so many lovers! We have so much dust on the estate because all the maids are busy with his cock. So everything is fair. But don't think that we are cold to each other. We love each other, only in our own way, servant-pie.

 

This woman wants a prisoner experience for any money

It is right that you did not commit crimes for this, but immediately turned to me with money. Why unnecessary body movements, right? Any money you say? 10000 and I will give you the best prisoner experience. Concentrated.

Yes

Very well! Let's start with fucking with a guard, integral part of being criminal bitch. Stay here and you stay that way.

But why me too?

Don't worry, this money is enough for two.

 

What next?

Sex with fellow male criminal, of course. We don't have separate cells here. Hey, come here, rowdy!

Now I would send you marinating in a tiny cage for a few weeks, but for that kind of money, I will provide you with the best experience. Do you know how to fight, criminal scum?

Not really

You will have to quickly learn this. Can you handle it in a couple of minutes?

Yes

So this will be an easy walk for you.

We organize small fights without rules for prisoners. The arena is not particularly advertised so I doubt you know about it. Survive a couple of rounds and get a freedom.

Survive?

Yes, I said “without rules”. And yes, since you having cunts - you will be fucked by opponents before fight.

Before fight?

Yes. Why are you constantly repeating after me? Before - because after one of you are dead. And this is for other public. Ready, deadmeat?

Ready

Good for you.

Not ready

Bad for you.

 

Do you know how to fight?

Yes, but I trust it to you. I want to save magical powers to increase my sensitivity and vigor for sex. Can you fulfill my little request? Don't hurt them during sex, servant. Oh, here our future lovers.

 

Beastard

What a juicy wenches we have today! Please to fuck you and then kill. [He smiled showing sharpened teeth]

Please take it easy with me

No, I’ll overfuck you as lame puppy. Prepare to take all my rage, bitch!

Did you sharpen your teeth yourself? Oh little cute thug wants to look scarier..

YOU BITCH!

[With fury he force you kneel down and start fuck your mouth as it was his nemesis. As if by accident he punched you in the face a few times, while you continue suck his cock.] (-10 health)

 

Can we fight already?

In a hurry to die, whore? [He grabbed you by the throat and penetrates you pussy. He delivered a couple of inconspicuous blows to your body.] (-20 health)

 

You are already hitting me!

If no one else noticed this, then this is not a violation of the rules. Now bend over, touchy whore. [He bend you over, penetrate your ass and start beat your sides]

[Jerk sharply] (-5000 gold from quest reward, but -50% of his health)

[You break his cock. He screamed and began rolling on the ground. Time to get ready for battle]

[Allow him to finish] (-30 health)

[In the end, he grew bolder and beat almost without hiding]

What a good whorish body! It's even a pity to kill it. Oh, well..

 

We win, ma’am

You are foul whore - you have violated a sacred whore duty by harming your sex parther during sex. Shame on you. Don’t do this again, rotten pie.

And you respected your sex parther, sweety pie. Yours, too, beat you on the sly? But you have not violated a sacred whore duty. You deserve a great reward after my tour. (She cast healing on PC)

Looks like new cockbearers, I mean, opponents has arrived. Take care of them, little servant.

 

Yatz the Death Sculptor

Let's start sex when you're ready

I don't want sex with you.

[Aggressive]What do you mean?

Woman, just found out that not everyone wants to crawl under your clothes? The world doesn't revolve around your cunt. You're just not my type. Also you’re living. Let's just pretend.

What do you mean?

You're just not my type. Also you’re living. Let's just pretend.

Agree

[He pokes his sluggish cock to your pussy a few times and spit on your pubis to fake out sperm. You feel insulted as woman.]

No, we do this properly! [Grab his cock]

I understand why you are here, manraper.

Let's start a fight

I want to thank you for these bodies provided for me while you are aware of what is happening. [He resurrect Beastard]

 

We win again, ma’am

Orcs are usually more eager to have sex. Love their primal and savage lust. And don’t forget about their vigor and size. Oh, my.. Speaking of brutal sex. A Frost Troll! A more ferocious and larger version of a regular troll. How could they catch him? We shouldn't keep his cock waiting. [Threesome]

Should I start fight this troll?

Just one more time. [She has sex with him]

Can you handle him now? I want to look from the side.

SHOULD I start fight this troll?

[She bit her lip] But he doesn't want to fight, but mate. Oh, he is still happy to see us. I know, I buy trolly-pie to my menagerie. I have excellent living conditions and a lot of space. Not to mention access to the finest bitches. Well, one bitch. Hey, we surrender to his cuteness! I want to buy him right now!

 

I have never seen so much pleasure in sucking troll’s cock. You are something, ladies.

Is that all?

Well the prison was not made for whores’ fun, but to punish criminals. You got an unforgettable experience and the horny troll, and I got a fortune.

What next, ma’am?

I'll leave Bonbon here for now, pick him up when I sail back home. I made an agreement with one farmer that we will be his wife and daughter for a while. He promised don't give us slack and to be strict with us. Can’t wait for real Skyrim woman experience, servant-pie. Jord live near the Snow-Shod Farm.

 

Jord: We are here to be your wife and daughter

We'll start when you wake me up at 5am by sucking my cock. Don't worry I'll shove you by force in right shape, lazybones.

But I'm supposed to be your daughter!

I'm supposed to teach you respect for men and working hard. And I must not hold back, this is a condition of my hiring, and I always do my job completely. An illustrative example is also part of a life lesson.

Yes, dad

Call me “sir”. Show respect to who is better than you, little shit.

Yes, sir

Now I will talk to this prostitute-wife of my.

[In secret basement two women in ZAZ furniture]

[At 5am][Wake him by blowjob]

Try your best - this is your breakfast.

Sir?

What will you do today: Milk horse and all goats. This will be your food with your mother for the winter. Collect the wheat, grind it on grain mill and give the elder slut flour so she can cook me dinner. And chop wood for the hearth. All this must, of course, be done before lunch. May Stuhn have mercy on you if you failed to do these simple tasks. After dinner I will tell you what to do next. Now I will continue to sleep and you go to work.

 

I need to milk this horse

I would have done it myself, but you were instructed to do it. At least, can you milk this stallion-pie in sexy way, so I can enjoy the view?

Stallion? That’s mean..

Yes, he can produce only whore’s milk. But the milking technique is almost the same.

Yes, ma’am

Call me “mother” or “mom”, while we are farmers, darling daughter. [PC milk horse. Joanna is masturbating]

Here’s horse’s “milk”

What a good hard-working little slut I have! [She kisses sperm bottle and your cheek] Now to the goats. They also all males. Real cockfeast for heartfelt pet lover as me. Here I will help you, daughter-pie.

Yes, mom

You take him, and I take him.

Here’s goat’s “milk”

Thank you. Now to the next ones.

Thank you. Faster until they get jealous.

Thank you. They received nice nanny-goats in our face, and we got their “milk”. Now you must bring me flour. Grind some wheat in that Grain Mill, right? I'm sorry, darling, I'm not as peasant as you.

 

Here is the flour

Then I will try to figure out what to do with this, but this is not your concern. Your concern is to chop wood. Take 10 firewoods to your father after.

 

Here is firewood, sir

Finally! I can't stand lazy people and you won't be a freeloader in my house! You will bring money to the house from this day. I've already found a job for your pathetic body: Neighborhood boys want to go to the guards, so they need to train. And you could work as punch bag for them. Although you can make money in any way, the main thing is that by the evening you bring at least 100 coins.

 

I need to earn 100 coins today

So you have to earn it. You should not give the money that you already have with you. Listen to your father, darling.

 

Please hire me as your punch bag

How can I beat a girl?

You must be ready to hit a female criminal!

Yes, indeed, if I want to become a guard, I must be completely mentally prepared.

[Undress and prepare body to punches]

Here we go! You asked for it yourself, girl. [He beat you very well. Would be a great guard]

Are you sure?

I really need this money

Okay, not the worst way to train your body. Probably. But definitely the hottest.

[Undress and prepare body to punches]

[He beat all remaining crap of you, which not beat his brother] Thanks for training, but we can only pay 4 coins. We are not very rich.

But I need 100 today!

One hundred! We don't earn that much in a month! What are you saving up for a house in the Imperial City? Talk to the dad, he can throw some money. Not a hundred, of course. One hundred gold.. Crazy girl..

 

Do you have a job for me?

What kind of work can an old tired farmer give to young healthy.. Sex! That right I will pay you 10 gold for sex with me, girly.

Agree

You will not regret! I'm still in great shape for my age!

But I need 96 coins

This is too much for a simple farm. How can you not know the basics of our common economy? Did you live before by plundering ancient ruins?

 

Here’s your money, sir (100 gold)

Now I allow you to suck my cock. I mean, train very important wench skill.

Here’s your money, sir (14 gold)

I said that you need to earn 100 gold, not 14. Do you understand that now I have to become dire to teach you a lesson well? Do you understand? [He fiercely grabbed you and shoved your money into your ass] [Aggressive anal sex]

 

Sir?

Winter is coming, so you are forbidden to enter the house from today - make room for livestock. Sleep among the goats.

 

Mom?

My whole body hurts, I was mixed with shit all day, I was treated like a soulless instrument.. I feel amazing! Imagine that this happens every day and you are too weak to change anything. Skyrim women can’t, but we, unfortunately, can and must stop being farmers. Next stop is Left Hand mine near Markarth. Hard, but low-paying work awaits us.

 

Taskmaster: Your new miners have arrived

Yes, I already know everything. I will set you free when you bring me 20 iron ingots together. Food will cost 5 ingots, and drink – 6. Go to work, future dirty pigs and don’t bother me for nothing.

 

I collected 10 ingots

Already? I was only able to mine out 4. As expected of a commoner servant. It seems I overestimated my strength. Bring me some water, servant-pie.

 

Sir?

What?

I want some water (6 iron ingots)

Here. Shoo! Shoo!

Nothing

Did I say not to distract me for nothing? Now I'll distract you well.

 

Your water

Thank you, servant-pie. If I counted everything correctly, then we have 8 ingots and still need 12. Can you convince other miners with your feminine charms to share? We'll split it in half, so 6 ingots from you. Jump on someone hips is much easier for me than swinging a pickaxe apparently.

 

My body for an iron ingot

Yes./No.

 

Here 14 ingots

Here are 6 more. Now we must be released, unless they decide to deceive us and make us slaves forever. Ahhh.. Dreams, dreams..

 

Here 20 iron ingots

Now get out. No pay, slovens. Say thank you that I don't kick your asses for goodbye.

 

What now?

Barmaids! Of course, I also have taverns at home, is there a place where they are not? Oh, Chaste Harpy, so many memories! Must visit this place if you are in High Rock. But I want to feel the specifics of this area. Owners of Silver-Blood Inn in Markarth kindly give us the opportunity to be tavern wenches, dear servant.

 

Kleppr: Your new barmaids have arrived

Your uniform. Just take orders, ask Frabbi for food and bring it back to customers. I hope I don’t need to explain that orders need to be fulfilled exactly as asked? Even if your main job is to please the eyes with your shapes. Go, work does not wait!

 

Clients: Your order?

[Someone behind you slaps your ass] Let me think.. Hm.. [Person behind you started heartily hitting your poor ass very hard] Maybe Elsweyr Fondue? No, it needs a special mood. [Person threw all his strength into your public spanking] Argonian Bloodwine or Daedric Lava Whiskey? Good question. [Person deterministically tries to destroy your ass] Yes - baked potatoes and cheapest Ale, please.

Baked potatoes and cheapest Ale

7 coins.

Your order. 7 coins

Good.

 

[He put his hand under your groin and starts rub your pussy] I would totally eat this hot bun for 10 gold.

Sorry, but this is not on the menu

[He pushed you roughly with the same hand] Then don’t waste my time, bitch!

Sure

Come to daddy, yummy.

 

Set lunch with drinks

Set lunch with drinks

Here, carry it on a tray. Cost 30 coins.

Your order. 30 coins

Do you see that there is no free table here? Keep it on your hands. [You kneel down and held the tray on outstretched arms until all the food on it was eaten]

 

Venison Stew.

Venison Stew

8 coins.

 

[He roughly grabbed your hand and tried to drop the bowl of stew. You resisted until you remembered that you were playing a role of weak barmaid and drop his order] Clumsy bitch! Look what you've done! I demand compensation!

I’m so sorry. I will pay for your order in full

Naturally, but that's not enough. I want to fuck you, hulking whore!

I’m so sorry. I will give you full access to this clumsy body

First, lick all the mess you done. Then lick my crotch and do this good or I will not be satisfied with you apology.

I’m licking well?

Yes. Now I’ll take you as rude as I want. Do not dare to complain - you are completely to blame, sorry cunt.

 

I dropped last order on a client, but already apologized

Pay compensation! 105 gold and get out, clumsy girl! And take your old whore as well!

 

What next?

Enough. Here is your reward. And a nice book that I adore. Cried over the ending - love happy ends. I think now you can go back to my daughter and say that you had a wonderful excursion for me.

Yes, ma’am

You are a born servant, keep it up. I'll stay here for a while - get to my daughter later by hiring a carriage. So many ideas how I can improve the trip.

You should tell your dauther that you slut too

I can’t. I am ashamed to tell that to my pumpkin-pie. It's funny because I'm not ashamed to dance naked in front of strangers.

She should on my place all this tour

You're right! We could experience so much if I only embarrassed myself just once. So much time wasted! But we can still catch up! I'll just repeat our tour, but with my daughter instead of you. Prison, farm, mine, tavern, carriage. Maybe I'll include something else on this list, I was not sure about you, but I know for sure what my daughter can withstand.

 

I entertain your mother, mistress

I feel like I should be with her, but we have almost no common topics of conversation. Akward. Your task is complete.

Your mother wants to talk to you later

Interesting about what? We have almost no common topics of conversation. But your task is complete.

 

Secretute

[This book tells the story of the owner of a large trading company, which was captured by raiders. She forced to give her boss place to a man and become his secretary. She did all her former work, as well as the work of the secretary and sex slave. She often stayed overnight, making schemes for the master and the company's profit increased. For her, the salary was calculated specifically so that she would not die, but that all. Cheapest food, cheapest clothing, cheapest place to sleep. The author paid special attention to the lodging.It was a Beggar Wall - rows of cramped cells inside a wall, where a thin woman could barely fit. It was only possible to lie there horizontally, exposing to cage bars either face or ass. Cages near the ground were the cheapest because they were the most easily accessible by others. The author spent a lot of time describing in the book as the heroine was raped in her cage by all kinds of dubious persons. Spent a lot of time on it, as if it was what the whole book was written for. In the end, she was given a chance to get her job back, but she chose to remain silent and continue live like faithful slave of her master.]

Quick Meal (Grym's quest)

Spoiler

Hey, dauther of a whore, I have an important task for you. You will open your own establishment! A dubious establishment that will harm your reputation, of course. A whole guild is working on this noble cause, after all.

Thank you, master, I’m happy for all your effort to destroy my reputation

Yes, yes, happy bimbo, listen my brilliant idea: quick meal! People come in, buy food and leave, while eating on the go. You will open that establishment in the center of all trade - Whiterun, so that the idea spreads faster.

Maybe call it “fast food”, master?

Maybe call your face the target for spit? Who are a genius writer here, and who a stupid hoe?

I’m stupid hoe, master

[He spit on your face] The target for spit. Ingenious!

But what will ruin my reputation, master?

Ingredients. You will pay for sperm from men and sell food from it for women. Hope it goes broke quickly and you find yourself head over heels in debt. I have many names for it: “White Run”, “Yummy Spunk”, “Full Woman Belly”, “Whore’s Meal”, but I decided to stop at “Heroine’s Favorite” to humilite exactly you, slut. Here some money to open our project, otherwise you will collect this amount by sucking dicks for years. Now go - negotiate with Jarl’s steward, whoreboss.

 

Handbill

“Heroine’s Favorite” quick meal establishment opens in Whiterun! Only for women! Men can donate ingredients! 5 gold for each extraction! Recruitment of staff: woman who can cook or extract man ingredients.

 

I want to open small exotic food establishment in the city

Considering your reputation – is this definitely not an undercover brothel?

[Lie] No. Also here is handbill to distribute too

[Steward looked at you suspiciously] This did not convince me, but rather, on the contrary, strengthened my suspicions. Extract man ingredients? Is this sperm?

Yes, but I will pay for the ingredients, not the other way around

[Choked] I see. Well, I guess you really plan create an experimental food. I'll keep myself away from there, but there is no reason to refuse a beginner entrepreneur. Land, small building construction, taxes, making copies of this handbill, distributing handbills will cost you 10 000.

Here's the money

In three days we must finish.

 

Maxima Pectus

Our mutual friend sent me. I can cook, ready to stand behind the counter and know a couple of recipes from your favorite ingredient, heroine. [Wink]

Metaa Horse-Kisser

I came because of the handbill. Tired of being sold on the streets. Any work for me here?

You can collect sperm from men

Handjobs are my second name. Oh, don’t ask about Horse-Kisser, silly story.

Toilet

I can work as toilet.  Don’t need to pay me, just feed me scraps and let me sleep here. And your customers can use this mouth whatever they want.

I want to use you

[She obediently opens her mouth]

How is our business?

Surprisingly, we have a profit despite the fact that we pay men to jerk them.

Can I taste our food?

Yes, boss! [Random Spermroll]

Can I extract from you?

Hostess herself! I'm flattered.

Take our main ingredient I have

Thank you, lady-boss. I use it for a good dish.

 

Random customers:

Arcadia: Just buying ingredients for potions! They are very potent.

Mysterious Stranger (from I Want More!): Do you have enough of “white sauce” to fill, say, a bathtub in which I fit?

I don’t know what to choose. Maybe everything?

Brenuin: I'm here only for the money. Who am I kidding? For excellent handjobs!

Random girl: Very tasty.

Random man: Excellent service!

 

I opened “Heroine’s Favorite”

Well, that's all. Now everybody starts discuss what are filthy whore you are. Not very powerful effect, but just wait a couple of weeks..

 

Rumor: Have you heard of “Heroine’s Favorite”? They cook food with sperm. Disgusting! Stay out of there and better buy food from me.

Harlequin

Spoiler

Who are you?

The Jarl’s harlequin. Don't ask what it means, I don't know myself. Probably female jester in High Rock. I had a constant sad face, so Jarl made me his jester. During the day I have to make sexist jokes and shake my fun bags for his amusement and during night – satisfy all the guards with same fun bags.

 

Dance, harlequin!

You just wanna see jiggle boobs, isn’t it?

Tell me a joke

Why cow have udder between her legs, but I – between my arms? Because I think with my ass.

Not funny

Try to come up with humiliating jokes for me or women yourself.

Ha-ha-ha!

Glad you liked it and you're not going to beat me up.

“Think with my cunt” is hotter and funnier

If you say so.

 

Posted
9 hours ago, DSHV said:

Your Fan Girl is Vifte Skuffelse. You mean Dragonwhore, who in the game called Dragonborn. She will reappear in 24 hours.

 

I mean the dragonborn in screen shot 3.  I came back longer than 24 hours and she is not there.  Screen shot 3 date is Tirdas, 19 Last Steed.  Screen shot 4 date is Sundas, 19 Sun's Dusk.

 

 

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