Jokes revisited.

[2dk2c.2]

1 hour ago, megamantaray said:

Isn't OC Anon just what people call OCs for 4Chan since everyone's anonymous?

OC meaning Original Character, which is basically giving them an avatar.

Ok Thanks

(googled tons, came up with my blog for today

https://orphanrocks.blogspot.com/2019/12/bah-humbug.html (under the fishes)

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[Joe Pineapples]

can we post PC incorrect jokes ? well here goes a mod will delete if over the top

 

How do you get into Auschwitz for free ? Tell em your Jewish

[Mr. Otaku]

16 minutes ago, Joe Pineapples said:

can we post PC incorrect jokes ? well here goes a mod will delete if over the top

 

How do you get into Auschwitz for free ? Tell em your Jewish

[AKM]

8 hours ago, 2dk2c.2 said:

Ok Thanks...

Yes, this has got to be an Original Character of Frankensteinien decent.  No green horses with stitched ears that I'm aware of with the background ponies.  (Then again, they are background ponies, so who knows?)  I was in medicine myself early in life and found that it translated exactly nowhere as well when I found myself deciding to find other employment, so personally, I find it not exactly the joke some do.

 

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

A: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[megamantaray]

Basically all of Greek mythology.

[megamantaray]

Bonus ?Meme ?

[AKM]

You know how raccons are always looking over their shoulder when hit by a car?  Do you ever wonder why they were looking over their shoulder, instead of at the oncoming car, that they might have avoided if they'd been looking?  Well, you see, it was a voice in the forest telling them about the car.  They responded, over their shoulder, "What car mother fu-" *SPLAT*

Know who the voice was? 

The chicken.

 

 

 

The age old joke:

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

A: To get to the other side.

[AKM]

[megamantaray]

I haven't fed mine today, but it's Sunday.

They don't get food on Sunday.

[Captain Cobra]

[megamantaray]

Spoiler

I see.

Spoiler

OH NO!
Take it off the shelves quick!
I'll help. I'll take 20 boxes!

[Reginald_001]

[2dk2c.2]

3 hours ago, Reginald_001 said:

 

Peter pan syndrome We're 15 until fox news and bars indoctrinate us. (But the cartoon is for 8-year-olds) waitaSEC, cartoon characters can be just as bizarre as you, if you can draw.

 

OK so jiggly-puff needs a makeover. Give him a vape and some makeup (a goatee and some cosplay fur)

(I'll edit this soon)

 

 

 

I've been procrastinating finding any translations to feed the flat-fish...here's one, and if *I* LOL'd maybe someone else will too:

 

 

 

 

 

[megamantaray]

Pornhub comments.

Spoiler

 

Edit: Spoiler because big pictures.

[AKM]

From a reddit about things that one didn't learn until rather late in life:

 

Pickles come from cucumbers.  Response?

 

So do some girls.

[Zer0551]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Im not very good at jokes '__'

[megamantaray]

Spoiler

Evidently this is a new meme. 

Looks like I've finally found an use for Math in the real world.

Bonus:

Spoiler

 

[AKM]

Want to know why I hate Vapers?  You smell donuts or cotton candy and turn a corner thinking 'Mmmm, I'm gonna treat myself to something tasty.'

 

But NO.  It's just Brad with his cloud of LIES.

[AKM]

Dinosaur jokes:
 

Spoiler

Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Using The Bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent 

 

What Do You Call A Dinosaur With An Extensive Vocabulary?

A thesaurus

 

What Did The Female Dinosaur Call Her Blouse Making Business?

Try Sara's Tops

 

What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Gets Into A Car Accident?

Tyrannosaurus wreck! 

What Do You Call A Dinosaur That's A Noisy Sleeper?

A Bronto-snorus

 

Why Did The Dinosaur Cross The Road?

The chicken hadn't evolved yet!

 

What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur?

adoyouthinkhesaurus. 

 

Where Does A Dinosaur Lay In The Sun?

At the dino-shore 

 

What Do You Call A Dinosaur With A Foul Mouth?

Bronto-swore-us. 

 

Who Makes Dinosaur Clothes?

Dino-sewer

 

How Do You Know If There Is A Brachiosaurus In Bed With You?

By the dinosnores. 

 

What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Never Gives Up?

Try and try and try and try-sarratops 

 

Which Dinosaur Slept All Day?

The dino-snore! 

 

What happens when a blue dinosaur jumps into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

 

[megamantaray]

Some dumb comics I had a giggle at. Might be cos I'm drinking tho.

Spoiler

 

 

[megamantaray]

Also this:
 

Spoiler

 

 

People don't do fun high effort pranks like this anymore.

I don't wanna sound like an old lady but like... in the age of instagram there's just no cleverness to pranks.

It's just crude dumb shit or idiots almost illegal shit for likes and e-points.

[2dk2c.2]

5 hours ago, megamantaray said:

Also this:
 

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People don't do fun high effort pranks like this anymore.

I don't wanna sound like an old lady but like... in the age of instagram there's just no cleverness to pranks.

It's just crude dumb shit or idiots almost illegal shit for likes and e-points.

I wanna learn to multiquote....maybe it should be a resolution.

After waiting all night for santa at our villa in the Hamptons, and me nearly passed out on Brandy and eggnog,

I felt it was appropriate to open at least one present and try out forum-ing on the new iPhone XIII:

 

 

 



 



 



 



 

 

[megamantaray]

1 hour ago, 2dk2c.2 said:

I wanna learn to multiquote....maybe it should be a resolution.

After waiting all night for santa at our villa in the Hamptons, and me nearly passed out on Brandy and eggnog,

I felt it was appropriate to open at least one present and try out forum-ing on the new iPhone XIII:

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Heh... fud.

I wonder why Imgur's being such trash lately.

The pictures look fine on my end but the first one was a broken image till I visited the actual link.

They never embed properly, especially gifs/videos.

[megamantaray]

"The spooky adventures of Gerard the Magics"
 

[AKM]