2dk2c.2 Posted December 14, 2019 Posted December 14, 2019 1 hour ago, megamantaray said: Isn't OC Anon just what people call OCs for 4Chan since everyone's anonymous? OC meaning Original Character, which is basically giving them an avatar. Ok Thanks (googled tons, came up with my blog for today https://orphanrocks.blogspot.com/2019/12/bah-humbug.html (under the fishes) + 3
Joe Pineapples Posted December 14, 2019 Posted December 14, 2019 can we post PC incorrect jokes ? well here goes a mod will delete if over the top How do you get into Auschwitz for free ? Tell em your Jewish
Mr. Otaku Posted December 14, 2019 Posted December 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, Joe Pineapples said: can we post PC incorrect jokes ? well here goes a mod will delete if over the top How do you get into Auschwitz for free ? Tell em your Jewish 1
AKM Posted December 14, 2019 Posted December 14, 2019 8 hours ago, 2dk2c.2 said: Ok Thanks... Yes, this has got to be an Original Character of Frankensteinien decent. No green horses with stitched ears that I'm aware of with the background ponies. (Then again, they are background ponies, so who knows?) I was in medicine myself early in life and found that it translated exactly nowhere as well when I found myself deciding to find other employment, so personally, I find it not exactly the joke some do. Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 1
AKM Posted December 15, 2019 Posted December 15, 2019 You know how raccons are always looking over their shoulder when hit by a car? Do you ever wonder why they were looking over their shoulder, instead of at the oncoming car, that they might have avoided if they'd been looking? Well, you see, it was a voice in the forest telling them about the car. They responded, over their shoulder, "What car mother fu-" *SPLAT* Know who the voice was? The chicken. The age old joke: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
megamantaray Posted December 15, 2019 Posted December 15, 2019 I haven't fed mine today, but it's Sunday. They don't get food on Sunday. 3
megamantaray Posted December 15, 2019 Posted December 15, 2019 Spoiler I see. Spoiler OH NO! Take it off the shelves quick! I'll help. I'll take 20 boxes! 2
2dk2c.2 Posted December 16, 2019 Posted December 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Reginald_001 said: Peter pan syndrome We're 15 until fox news and bars indoctrinate us. (But the cartoon is for 8-year-olds) waitaSEC, cartoon characters can be just as bizarre as you, if you can draw. OK so jiggly-puff needs a makeover. Give him a vape and some makeup (a goatee and some cosplay fur) (I'll edit this soon) I've been procrastinating finding any translations to feed the flat-fish...here's one, and if *I* LOL'd maybe someone else will too:
megamantaray Posted December 17, 2019 Posted December 17, 2019 Pornhub comments. Spoiler Edit: Spoiler because big pictures. 1
AKM Posted December 17, 2019 Posted December 17, 2019 From a reddit about things that one didn't learn until rather late in life: Pickles come from cucumbers. Response? So do some girls.
Zer0551 Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 Knock knock Who's there? Im not very good at jokes '__'
megamantaray Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 Spoiler Evidently this is a new meme. Looks like I've finally found an use for Math in the real world. Bonus: Spoiler 1
AKM Posted December 23, 2019 Posted December 23, 2019 Want to know why I hate Vapers? You smell donuts or cotton candy and turn a corner thinking 'Mmmm, I'm gonna treat myself to something tasty.' But NO. It's just Brad with his cloud of LIES.
AKM Posted December 24, 2019 Posted December 24, 2019 Dinosaur jokes: Spoiler Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Using The Bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent What Do You Call A Dinosaur With An Extensive Vocabulary? A thesaurus What Did The Female Dinosaur Call Her Blouse Making Business? Try Sara's Tops What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Gets Into A Car Accident? Tyrannosaurus wreck! What Do You Call A Dinosaur That's A Noisy Sleeper? A Bronto-snorus Why Did The Dinosaur Cross The Road? The chicken hadn't evolved yet! What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus. Where Does A Dinosaur Lay In The Sun? At the dino-shore What Do You Call A Dinosaur With A Foul Mouth? Bronto-swore-us. Who Makes Dinosaur Clothes? Dino-sewer How Do You Know If There Is A Brachiosaurus In Bed With You? By the dinosnores. What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Never Gives Up? Try and try and try and try-sarratops Which Dinosaur Slept All Day? The dino-snore! What happens when a blue dinosaur jumps into the Red Sea? It gets wet.
megamantaray Posted December 25, 2019 Posted December 25, 2019 Some dumb comics I had a giggle at. Might be cos I'm drinking tho. Spoiler
megamantaray Posted December 25, 2019 Posted December 25, 2019 Also this: Spoiler People don't do fun high effort pranks like this anymore. I don't wanna sound like an old lady but like... in the age of instagram there's just no cleverness to pranks. It's just crude dumb shit or idiots almost illegal shit for likes and e-points. 2
2dk2c.2 Posted December 25, 2019 Posted December 25, 2019 5 hours ago, megamantaray said: Also this: Reveal hidden contents People don't do fun high effort pranks like this anymore. I don't wanna sound like an old lady but like... in the age of instagram there's just no cleverness to pranks. It's just crude dumb shit or idiots almost illegal shit for likes and e-points. I wanna learn to multiquote....maybe it should be a resolution. After waiting all night for santa at our villa in the Hamptons, and me nearly passed out on Brandy and eggnog, I felt it was appropriate to open at least one present and try out forum-ing on the new iPhone XIII:
megamantaray Posted December 25, 2019 Posted December 25, 2019 1 hour ago, 2dk2c.2 said: I wanna learn to multiquote....maybe it should be a resolution. After waiting all night for santa at our villa in the Hamptons, and me nearly passed out on Brandy and eggnog, I felt it was appropriate to open at least one present and try out forum-ing on the new iPhone XIII: Hide contents Heh... fud. I wonder why Imgur's being such trash lately. The pictures look fine on my end but the first one was a broken image till I visited the actual link. They never embed properly, especially gifs/videos.
megamantaray Posted December 28, 2019 Posted December 28, 2019 "The spooky adventures of Gerard the Magics" 2
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