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[Speed Metal]

Fighting a dragon as Non-Dragonborn is hardcore.

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Took me 10 minutes to get that sucker down. What fun it'll be when his bigger cousins spawn.

 

[Gukahn]

3 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

Took me 10 minutes to get that sucker down. What fun it'll be when his bigger cousins spawn.

At least you can eat dragon meat now ?

[Speed Metal]

59 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

At least you can eat dragon meat now

Can't imagine that stuff to be tasty. There's not a single dish involving dragon meat. Not even The Gourmet cooks with it.

[karlpaws]

I know there are some somewhat-Forsworn faction mods around, but I was just rambling around and realized that with the various camps and clans, one might be at war with others and could seek to take advantage of the situation. There might be rumors among some that the "King" was still alive but in the city of Markarth for some reason. I thought some clans might not care about the city, being content to defacto rule their own valleys and mountain passes.  One clan member might send someone into the city to investigate and tumble into the Forsworn Conspiracy quest.  When said operative finds out that the whole thing is a sham (and instead of being angry with the Nords for their corruption) find that the king's followers are already in position to kill the leaders and important people in the city, yet do nothing, gets herself caught in order to meet this so called king.

 

Of course a few forsworn, of other clans, might fall before the king is.... raised up.

 

 

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When your bodyguard demands the people that want to see you obtain a shiv... you probably aren't thinking that far ahead...

 

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[TrollAutokill]

6 minutes ago, karlpaws said:

I know there are some somewhat-Forsworn faction mods around, but I was just rambling around and realized that with the various camps and clans, one might be at war with others and could seek to take advantage of the situation. There might be rumors among some that the "King" was still alive but in the city of Markarth for some reason. I thought some clans might not care about the city, being content to defacto rule their own valleys and mountain passes.  One clan member might send someone into the city to investigate and tumble into the Forsworn Conspiracy quest.  When said operative finds out that the whole thing is a sham (and instead of being angry with the Nords for their corruption) find that the king's followers are already in position to kill the leaders and important people in the city, yet do nothing, gets herself caught in order to meet this so called king.

 

Of course a few forsworn, of other clans, might fall before the king is.... raised up.

 

 

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Do you happen to know which animation pack is that scene taken from?

6 minutes ago, karlpaws said:

 

When your bodyguard demands the people that want to see you obtain a shiv... you probably aren't thinking that far ahead...

 

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Or that one?

[Gukahn]

14 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Can't imagine that stuff to be tasty. There's not a single dish involving dragon meat. Not even The Gourmet cooks with it.

I wouldn't  judge that fast.. Give it time, they just started to fly over skyrim again, Once more people start to hunt them, there will be dragon soup and Goulash ?

[Speed Metal]

10 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

I wouldn't  judge that fast.. Give it time, they just started to fly over skyrim again, Once more people start to hunt them, there will be dragon soup and Goulash ?

Considering that Skyrim's average peasant can barely fight a wolf without dying, and the guards way too busy talking about their knees and stolen sweetrolls, I doubt it.

[Varithina]

36 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

I wouldn't  judge that fast.. Give it time, they just started to fly over skyrim again, Once more people start to hunt them, there will be dragon soup and Goulash ?

 

Or steaks, there again think what a rack of ribs would be like.  There again would you carve it like a bird or like a sheep or cow?

Edited March 23, 2022 by Varithina

[karlpaws]

5 hours ago, TrollAutokill said:

 

Do you happen to know which animation pack is that scene taken from?

Or that one?

 

Top where she is holding him by the neck is Anubs Femdom Facesitting

 

The bottom one is Anubs Knife (which I tend to remember because it makes a good femdom one for subduing bandits)

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[SmedleyDButler]

4 hours ago, Varithina said:

 

Or steaks, there again think what a rack of ribs would be like.  There again would you carve it like a bird or like a sheep or cow?

 

 

, obviously.

[Gukahn]

7 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

Considering that Skyrim's average peasant can barely fight a wolf without dying, and the guards way too busy talking about their knees and stolen sweetrolls, I doubt it

 

Not many will be able to at first yes, but i know a guy

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6 hours ago, Varithina said:

Or steaks, there again think what a rack of ribs would be like.  There again would you carve it like a bird or like a sheep or cow?

Chicken of course ?

[Speed Metal]

30 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Not many will be able to at first yes, but I know a guy

So do I.

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Of course, that's just stupid. Why would I want to play with a follower's preset when I use myself as the follower's follower?

 

[Gukahn]

9 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

Of course, that's just stupid. Why would I want to play with a follower's preset when I use myself as the follower's follower?

For having a Twin Brother maybe? I mean it's not that bad of an idea? Only thing missing would be recognition and some dialogue for so he calls you by name or brother and you can venture together ?

 

[Speed Metal]

1 hour ago, Gukahn said:

For having a Twin Brother maybe? I mean it's not that bad of an idea? Only thing missing would be recognition and some dialogue for so he calls you by name or brother and you can venture together ?

 

Skyrim can barely handle one Olav at a time. 2 of those would just be a second Oblivion Crisis.

Anyway, got the perfect weather to visit Dawnstar and deliver Aeri's note to Skald.

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If it wasn't for the tavern's sign, I wouldn't even know I made it to Dawnstar. These snow storms nearly take my entire sight.

 

[TrollAutokill]

1 hour ago, Speed Metal said:

Skyrim can barely handle one Olav at a time. 2 of those would just be a second Oblivion Crisis.

Anyway, got the perfect weather to visit Dawnstar and deliver Aeri's note to Skald.

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If it wasn't for the tavern's sign, I wouldn't even know I made it to Dawnstar. These snow storms nearly take my entire sight.

 

Good your bikini armor is padded with fur to keep you warm. My slaves, I mean followers, are not that lucky.

[Speed Metal]

1 hour ago, TrollAutokill said:

Good your bikini armor is padded with fur to keep you warm.

The cold has never been a concern to me. In fact, the colder the better. Heat is what I hate.

[Darkpig]

17 hours ago, Gukahn said:

 

Not many will be able to at first yes, but i know a guy

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If any medieval weapon could take down a dragon it would definitely be a ballista.

[FauxFurry]

1 hour ago, Darkpig said:

If any medieval weapon could take down a dragon it would definitely be a ballista.

I would put my bet on a cannon doing the job better than a ballista. Yes, cannons and basic firearms are indeed Medieval weaponry which are kept out of most Medieval fantasy for whatever reason save for the likes of Suikoden. 

[qalavix]

7 hours ago, FauxFurry said:

[...] cannons and basic firearms are indeed Medieval weaponry which are kept out of most Medieval fantasy for whatever reason [...]

I suspect there's a certain amount of just-don't-like-guns going on generally in fantasy; and even more than crossbows, firearms aren't "heroic" in terms of bravery (because you get to do it from further away than swords) or skill needed (or so it might seem, compared to archery).  But also, they're really awful in the time.  I mean, matchlocks?  And IRL stinky, noisy, and sight-obscuring too.  And that's if they don't blow up when firing...

[Alessia Wellington]

4 minutes ago, qalavix said:

I mean, matchlocks?  And IRL stinky, noisy, and sight-obscuring too.

 

And a real nightmare to reload. If you even got there...

[SmedleyDButler]

Yea, early firearms tend to compare poorly to magic in most fantasy settings (though not always!)

[Varithina]

11 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

And a real nightmare to reload. If you even got there...

 

And after spending all that time reloading, you now find out that the powder was wet or something else was wrong, so start again, by which time the guy with the bow has already put several arrows in you, or the other guy with the sword has chopped your hands off, or the fireball or such from the mage has made all the powder you were carrying go boom, right against your back or crotch, depending on where your powder bag was stored.

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[Gukahn]

Following this little shit all across skyrim..

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Killmoves really are weird sometimes

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A little bit lower and i would've shoved kindness right up his ass

 

And the one for Sebastian isn't that great either

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Killed by shoulder bump.. god damn it Bethesda

 

[Speed Metal]

Serana has some nerves.

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What do you think I am, your meat shield? Get up and fight!

 

[qalavix]

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What do you think I am, your meat shield? Get up and fight!

But then there's the other side of that, when you're sneaking (or am I the only one here that does that?) through an area and a follower bellows "NOW you'll pay!" and the lightning begins....  Or walking through a city and... now I've got a ten thousand gold bounty and I don't even know who hit who.