What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[woodsman30]

Just now, donttouchmethere said:

everyone is desensitized

not everyone some things still bring a shudder and a groan to me

 

[donttouchmethere]

9 minutes ago, woodsman30 said:

not everyone some things still bring a shudder and a groan to me

 

HA!

I was just happy to find out how the mechanics for stuck spider penises from Kyne's Blessings work ?

I thought the get removed after a lot of sex, but it's just waiting. How do I explain my PC that all that sex was for nothing? ?

[Harry Smackmeat]

Raiding Hillgrund's Tomb as my new spooky Illusion mage zombie boy.  I imagine meeting Golldir would've been much more tense, but whatever.

Vals is a jerk, and so is his orgy room of enough shouting draugr to relocate Dragonsreach to Wayrest.  This greatsword isn't going to feel good shoved up his butt.

 

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Would've had more glowy tats on him but for some reason SOS stopped displaying my tats and cuts off at the waist.

 

Edit:  And Vals is dead.  Ryn of Anvil, plunderer extraordinaire, rose from a gruesome end to bring swift fury to a necromancer.  It's like poetic justice.  All thanks to frightening orb and Hybernation touch, the latter of which might as well be a one-hit-kill.  Surprise he had shitty loot -_-

I'd slam his butt for good measure since it took 2 hours of wading through 50 draugr at level 6-7 and I came into this with starter gear, but I'm not into necro and I have like no SL mods installed.  Oh well, I'm the spookiest ghoul.  ?

[Potato_Skill]

Doing nothing in particular.

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[Harry Smackmeat]

On 4/30/2020 at 9:50 PM, FauxFurry said:

Bagi'Ra is finding out exactly what Rolff Stone-Fist really thinks of other races and how more than his fists share properties with stone.

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OMFG who is that scrawny twink packmule with the third leg you got there carrying your burdens, and where can I get one of those?

[FauxFurry]

On 5/6/2020 at 7:00 AM, Harry Smackmeat said:

OMFG who is that scrawny twink packmule with the third leg you got there carrying your burdens, and where can I get one of those?

That's SavrenX's rendition of Lucien Flavius. 

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/32562

[Speed Metal]

Ran into an assassin on my way to Solitude.

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The assassination didn't go quite as planned.

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Once I've got some time, I'll go check out what this patriarch wants. Probably a sword to his chest, or a bullet in his head.

 

 

[Alessia Wellington]

45 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

a bullet in his head

 

This sounds interesting. May I ask what exactly  you mean by this?

[Speed Metal]

1 hour ago, Alessia Wellington said:

This sounds interesting. May I ask what exactly  you mean by this?

Meet Tori, the vampire hunting pirate

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[Harry Smackmeat]

nothin much, just wasting time. 

 

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[Speed Metal]

Creating a new follower.

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There ain't many Orc followers out there, and those that are floating around are bullshit. They either don't look like Orcs at all, or are plain ugly. So instead of tweaking an existing follower, I've decided to go the easy route and just make my own Orc.

Her name's Gashnakh and she'll be specialized in battleaxes and heavy armor. Think I'll place her in Narzulbur. Not sure whether I want to add a small quest to recruit her, or turn her into a mercenary. Or maybe both.

 

[strycnine11]

Fighting off a lowlife that got in the way, in the Ratway while trying to get to the thieves guild to finish a task for  Astrid delivering a amulet to get checked out.

[GodSmack]

[Speed Metal]

Meeting the man behind the legend.

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Haknir Death-Brand

 

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

Halma(ETAC)

 

 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

Trying to get that pussy play from Huki

 

 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 

 

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

Annekke

 

 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 

 

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[karlpaws]

I recognize, but forget the name of, the mod adding the dialog.

 

Oddly, I don't remember Halma at all for some reason. Folkvi I do but not her sister.

 

Not that surprises me at all.

 

Also, I really dislike fights that spring opponents behind you when you open something, and then keep popping them in at random places through out a room.  At least there is no one in that barrow I gotta protect.

[Mez558]

Trying to take out Krosis (Doesn't Krosis mean Sorry, in Dovah?)

I don't know why it's so tough, ok he's a 50th Level Dragon Priest, specialises in Conjuration and carries a staff of Fireballs.
But I'm nearly 5th level!

 

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Playing Dodge (Fire) Ball with Krosis.
 

 

At this point I've had him trapped and stuck about 100 iron arrows into him. Also battered him a bit with Mordant (my Long Sword) as there is a point where he gets bored and stops attacking. You get 4 or 5 hits in before he fires up his stafff and you have to run like fuck.

 

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Ha! You missed.

 

 

Maybe I don't need to dodge if I stand here?

Maybe not...

 

 

Inevitably, my armour is blown to pieces and then I'm subdued by his attack. He chooses punishment and humiliation over death... Cake wasn't one of the options, I guess there'd been a run on it.

 

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The plan is, weaken him, drag him to the Valtheim Towers for the Bandits to weaken him a bit more then finish him off.

Hasn't worked so far but I am confident that it.. might.

[Speed Metal]

Chillin' by the fire.

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Was too late to return home, so we decided to spend the night at the nearest camp.

 

[Endiness2k]

Pretty sure Sorceress is suppose to take bone, not give bone.

 

 

[maverikno1]

 

 

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[karlpaws]

On 5/12/2020 at 5:35 AM, Mez558 said:

Trying to take out Krosis (Doesn't Krosis mean Sorry, in Dovah?)

 

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The plan is, weaken him, drag him to the Valtheim Towers for the Bandits to weaken him a bit more then finish him off.

Hasn't worked so far but I am confident that it.. might.

Yeah, I think the name could translate to "pardon" or "apologies" but as a name it could be more of a command verb?  Apologize!

 

Might be able to haul him more north, there is a giant wandering around east of the watch tower and Lorieus farm, I think.  Some day I should wait going there till I have Master of the Mind and dragons active, see if I can frenzy him into attacking the dragon on that wall.

 

Is that a Billyy or Nibble anim, or someone else's that adds the green bindings?  I saw something like that used for a lurker anim as well but do not know if it is an anim I'm missing or something else adds those bindings.

[Mez558]

3 hours ago, karlpaws said:

Might be able to haul him more north, there is a giant wandering around east of the watch tower and Lorieus farm, I think.  Some day I should wait going there till I have Master of the Mind and dragons active, see if I can frenzy him into attacking the dragon on that wall.

 

Trouble is Giants (in my game) can knock all the equipment and weapons off a target with a big hit which could mean losing Krosis mask and staff. There is a Giant and Mammoth at a camp down the hill but it's actually easier to pull the Giant up to Shearpoint than pull Krosis down, he doesn't path well.

 

3 hours ago, karlpaws said:

Is that a Billyy or Nibble anim, or someone else's that adds the green bindings?  I saw something like that used for a lurker anim as well but do not know if it is an anim I'm missing or something else adds those bindings.

 

It's Billyy's

 

Dragon Priest magic blowjob I think it's called

 

 

[FauxFurry]

Bagi'Ra has been mixing business, pleasure and pain for so long that it all starts to blend together after awhile to the point where days are lost track of along with proper costumes. Ah, well. At least any possible witnesses to any contract killings will have an interesting sight to try to explain to the guards.