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19 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said:

But what is your wish?

 

I wish I were more like NitroHamlin who has never forgotten to post a wish!

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6 hours ago, Psalam said:

I wish I were more like NitroHamlin who has never forgotten to post a wish!

Granted. But all your wishes will circle around the wellness and happiness of little lambs, cute sheeps and similar quadruped. ?

 

I wish I would remember where I left my favorite towel ?

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9 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

Granted. But now you can't remember where you put your keys!

 

I wish I had pun skills on par with Stephan Pastis, creator of Pearls Before Swine.

Granted. But this will make you very unlikable as most people don't like puns and every sentence you utter will result in a creative, skillful, yet cringe-worthy pun.

 

I wish I knew how to play the violin under my bed.

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6 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted. But this will make you very unlikable as most people don't like puns and every sentence you utter will result in a creative, skillful, yet cringe-worthy pun.

 

I wish I knew how to play the violin under my bed.

 

GRANTED! but it only plays very quietly and only while you are under the bed.

 

I wish I could be in two places at the same time.

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Granted but this requires you being murdered and chopped into equal halves. One part is then taken somewhere else. You’re now in two places at once. :)

 

I wish I had my new Queen-sized Stora Loft bed in my room right now!

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19 hours ago, Oburael said:

Granted but this requires you being murdered and chopped into equal halves. One part is then taken somewhere else. You’re now in two places at once. :)

 

I wish I had my new Queen-sized Stora Loft bed in my room right now!

 

GRANTED! but your room has also been reduced to 1x1 meters.

I wish all my emojis were working again. ?

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5 minutes ago, Oburael said:

Granted! but now all of your emojis have been converted to this: ?

 

I wish I could eat without gaining weight.

 

GRANTED! but now all you can eat is sawdust.

 

I wish I had kept up my chess skills.

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1 hour ago, Psalam said:

I wish I had kept up my chess skills.

Granted! You have kept your chess skills. But nobody plays chess anymore. Except for a bloodthirsty psycho oligarch who dislikes to lose any games at all.

 

I wish I had more time to finish my mod over the easter days.

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28 minutes ago, worik said:

Granted! You have kept your chess skills. But nobody plays chess anymore. Except for a bloodthirsty psycho oligarch who dislikes to lose any games at all.

 

I wish I had more time to finish my mod over the easter days.

 

GRANTED! providing that you are willing to play chess with a bloodthirsty psycho oligarch instead of working!

I wish I could get focused on Skyrim again.

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5 hours ago, Psalam said:

GRANTED! providing that you are willing to play chess with a bloodthirsty psycho oligarch instead of working!

I wish I could get focused on Skyrim again.

Granted. But it's on PS3

 

I wish I was a lizard-morph (So I could actually enjoy the copious amounts of sun here without burning☀️)

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9 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted. But it's on PS3

 

I wish I was a lizard-morph (So I could actually enjoy the copious amounts of sun here without burning☀️)

 

GRANTED! but, like Nagini, you never know when you change whether you'll be able to return to human form! (I know how much you love these Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts references).

 

I wish I had the magical abilities of Elminster of Shadowdale.

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3 hours ago, Psalam said:

GRANTED! but, like Nagini, you never know when you change whether you'll be able to return to human form! (I know how much you love these Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts references).

 

I wish I had the magical abilities of Elminster of Shadowdale.

Granted. But when in combat your mana will regenerate 0.99% per second. You may already know this is quite debilitating.

 

I wish metals like steel and silver were easier to clean.

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2 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted. But when in combat your mana will regenerate 0.99% per second. You may already know this is quite debilitating.

 

I wish metals like steel and silver were easier to clean.

 

GRANTED! but now when you clean them they simply crumble to dust.

 

I wish I understood what my dog is trying to tell me.

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Granted but you regret hearing what he has to say and are stuck with people not only thinking you’re crazy but your dog won’t like you either.

 

I wish I had perfect health, requiring no exercise but feeling refreshed.

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21 minutes ago, Oburael said:

Granted but you regret hearing what he has to say and are stuck with people not only thinking you’re crazy but your dog won’t like you either.

 

I wish I had perfect health, requiring no exercise but feeling refreshed.

 

GRANTED! you are now dreaming of beaches and sunshine while in a drug-induced coma on a ventilator.

 

I wish I didn't know about drug-induced comas on ventilators at first-hand (or maybe it's second hand since I've induced them but not experienced them).

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4 hours ago, Psalam said:

GRANTED! you are now dreaming of beaches and sunshine while in a drug-induced coma on a ventilator.

 

I wish I didn't know about drug-induced comas on ventilators at first-hand (or maybe it's second hand since I've induced them but not experienced them).

Granted. You will forget about 'drug-induced comas on ventilators' entirely however, in turn you now know that male Lizards and Snakes have two penises, you'll also feel the need to share this information with others. (Mind you, the 'corrupt' part of this has nothing to do with that other wish I made)

 

I wish my precious metal objects would stop crumbling to dust from the corruption.

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12 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted. You will forget about 'drug-induced comas on ventilators' entirely however, in turn you now know that male Lizards and Snakes have two penises, you'll also feel the need to share this information with others. (Mind you, the 'corrupt' part of this has nothing to do with that other wish I made)

 

I wish my precious metal objects would stop crumbling to dust from the corruption.

 

GRANTED!!! now your precious metal objects will crumble to dust and be consumed by nanites!

 

I wish I had the musical talent of Danilo Thann.

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Granted. But every musical instrument you come into contact with will destroy itself because they'll feel unworthy of your unnatural talents. Pan flutes will crumble to dust, pianos will roll of ledges and Lutes will de-string then explode into splinters.

 

I wish chapter 2 for 'The Crown of Leaves' would be released already. 

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4 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted. But every musical instrument you come into contact with will destroy itself because they'll feel unworthy of your unnatural talents. Pan flutes will crumble to dust, pianos will roll of ledges and Lutes will de-string then explode into splinters.

 

I wish chapter 2 for 'The Crown of Leaves' would be released already. 

Granted but it will only ever come out in Arabic braille as only the blind may know the story

 

I wish I could age in either direction at will.

 

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39 minutes ago, DarksideTinkerbell said:

I wish I could age in either direction at will.

Granted :classic_smile: Unfortunately you lose the ability to decide, so you are stuck with the same aging as anybody else. If you just could come up with a will .... :classic_tongue:

 

I wish I would have more time to read the books of A song of Ice and Fire and watch the previous seasons of Game of Thrones again. It got me confused and I always mix up both plots ?

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4 hours ago, worik said:

Granted :classic_smile: Unfortunately you lose the ability to decide, so you are stuck with the same aging as anybody else. If you just could come up with a will .... :classic_tongue:

 

I wish I would have more time to read the books of A song of Ice and Fire and watch the previous seasons of Game of Thrones again. It got me confused and I always mix up both plots ?

 

GRANTED! You have all the time in the world - but still can't keep the plots straight since there's just enough overlap as to make that impossible.

 

I wish I understood every language known to humankind.

 

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2 hours ago, Psalam said:

I wish I understood every language known to humankind.

Granted!

Now, you can understand all of them. Even Klingon and Dothraki. Unfortunately your tongue gets overwhelmed and you can only express yourself in hungarian and need the help of a phrasebook.

From now on, till the end of time.

 

I wish I hadn't forgotten to buy half of my grocery list yesterday and we could make fried fish today :classic_unsure:

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13 minutes ago, worik said:

Granted!

Now, you can understand all of them. Even Klingon and Dothraki. Unfortunately your tongue gets overwhelmed and you can only express yourself in hungarian and need the help of a phrasebook.

From now on, till the end of time.

 

I wish I hadn't forgotten to buy half of my grocery list yesterday and we could make fried fish today :classic_unsure:

 

GRANTED! but you'll have to come to America and go to a Knights of Columbus Hall.

 

I wish I didn't have to see patients today.

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