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No forum is complete without the best forum game of all time.

 

Works like this, Poster wishes for something, the next poster grants that wish, but with a twist/corruption, and then makes their own Wish.

 

For example, the previous poster wished for lots of money. The next poster says "Granted, you know have 1000 Canadian pennies" And then makes their own wish like "I wish I could fly!"

 

To start it off, here is my wish.

 

 

I wish I had a sandwich to eat right now.

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Granted, but it is form Febrary 2011 (long live the total reset :P )

 

I wish for a thunderstorm.

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Granted, but it's at the North Pole.

 

I wish I had a new graphics card.

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Granted, but you are now bait for said fish. I hope you like being a mechanical worm for a mechanical fish!

 

I wish my 3DS would work again!

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Granted you only have to buy a new one.

 

I wish for piped water with the taste of lemon.

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Banned, but the Lemon people of Lemonona will kill you for this injustice!

 

I wish I could pay off my lay buy on Thursday, instead of waiting till next Tuesday!

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Granted, you will pay of your lay buy on the next Thursday.

 

Emily wish the muslim kids in her neighborhood would stop throwing fire crackers at 03:00 AM.

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Granted they now get active at 2:00 AM and instead of fire crackers they will use compressed air horns.

 

I wish that it will cool down for a few days.

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Granted, it's freaking Ramadan soon. At least it's vacation day for (most) of us down here in the backwater city.

 

 

Emily wish this mining county are no longer backwater like solestheim.

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Granted. Now your entire UNIVERSE is all backwater!

 

I wish for a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored, and I can't smell it when the odors do occur!

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Granted, but this gland becomes like a parasitic entity and destroys your body from the inside out.

 

I wish for doughnuts.

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Granted.... OM NOM NOM NOM~!!! NOM!

 

Emily wish the Muslim aren't shouting chant and prayer so much on every four cardinal directions with their megaphones every night and dawn. Emily can hardly sleep this entire month.

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Granted they will replace it by gigantic bells that toll every hour.

 

 

I wish that brain augmentations would be possible.

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Granted, hentai version of brain slug from futurama. enjoy...

 

Emily wish the muslim stop banning restaurant to open during 05.00 to 18.30 the whole fasting crap. It's bad for culinary business and emily can hardly enjoy lunch break anymore.

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Granted but now they swarm and invade everything in that hour, so convert or die!

 

Wish more time to do things

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Granted, but now you have literally done everything, leaving you with nothing to do. No longer seeing a point to life, you wander throughout the desert day and night to find something else to do, only to come up empty and miserable at the end of it all. 

 

I wish the warm weather wouldn't suck so much.

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Granted, blizzard and freeze flash.

 

Emily wish the muslim would stop violating emily shop for '..somekind of Muslim yearly otoshidama'. She is not paying shit.

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Granted. You are no longer allowed or able to go shopping, even on the internet!

 

I wish for chocolate chip muffins!

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Granted, but they're 2.5 billion years old and harder than diamonds, and nowhere near as valuable.

 

I wish it would rain puppies.

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Granted. Here is my friend (and I use the term "friend" lightly) Dimentio. He'll gladly end your game!

 

I wish for Homer Simpson's other kidney, not the one in Abe.

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Granted, but it got replaced shortly before with a can of Duff beer. How he survived with it is still a mystery.

 

I wish the planet Omicron Persei 8 was real, Lrrr seems like a pretty cool guy.

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Too bad. Muhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

 

I wish for more robot chicken. 

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