Corrupt A Wish

[Psalam]

GRANTED! It could snow, but it won't!

 

I wish humanity had working underwater habitats.

[Oburael]

Granted! Unfortunately the world has been submerged. Now we have nothing else!

I wish I had a bigger room.

[Psalam]

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20 hours ago, Oburael said:

Granted! Unfortunately the world has been submerged. Now we have nothing else!

I wish I had a bigger room.

 

GRANTED! Sadly, all that space is now filled with slugs!

 

I wish my vision included far more of the (currently invisible) spectrum.

[NitroHamlin]

9 hours ago, Psalam said:

GRANTED! Sadly, all that space is now filled with slugs!

 

I wish my vision included far more of the (currently invisible) spectrum.

Granted, but these guys that you sometimes see in the corner of eye will always be there in your field of view.

 

I wish I wasn't so nervous about buying things online.

[worik]

53 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said:

I wish I wasn't so nervous about buying things online.

Granted! You aren't nervous any longer.

And all your fears become reality.

?‍♂️

 

 

I wish I wouldn't see 502 all day long.

[Psalam]

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13 hours ago, worik said:

Granted! You aren't nervous any longer.

And all your fears become reality.

?‍♂️

 

 

I wish I wouldn't see 502 all day long.

 

GRANTED! Now your SQL Server will just keep disappearing!

 

I wish people would buy fewer things online and support their local economies.

[NitroHamlin]

9 hours ago, Psalam said:

GRANTED! Now your SQL Server will just keep disappearing!

 

I wish people would buy fewer things online and support their local economies.

Granted. Online shopping is outlawed worldwide in support of local economies... So no more Bad Dragons for you. Uhh well if that's what floats your boat I wont judge.

[Psalam]

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22 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted. Online shopping is outlawed worldwide in support of local economies... So no more Bad Dragons for you. Uhh well if that's what floats your boat I wont judge.

 

But, but ... what's your wish?

[NitroHamlin]

53 minutes ago, Psalam said:

But, but ... what's your wish?

Oh crap...

 

I wish I had a wish!!

[worik]

7 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

I wish I had a wish!!

Granted! But you keep forgetting it immediately.

I wish it wouldn't rain for days now. I want to go out and enjoy my trail running without getting soaked in the first minute!

 

[NitroHamlin]

2 hours ago, worik said:

Granted! But you keep forgetting it immediately.

I wish it wouldn't rain for days now. I want to go out and enjoy my trail running without getting soaked in the first minute!

Granted. It will stop raining but random, high leveled monsters will spawn out of nowhere on your trails (mmorpg style) that can one-hit you. You'd better make sure you run with a party.

 

I wish I'd stop forgetting to put my glasses back on after using the shower.

[Psalam]

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2 hours ago, worik said:

Granted! But you keep forgetting it immediately.

I wish it wouldn't rain for days now. I want to go out and enjoy my trail running without getting soaked in the first minute!

 

 

GRANTED! Of course, that means the average ambient temperature will be 40 degrees C.

 

I wish I owned all the gold in the New York Federal Reserve.

[worik]

8 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

I wish I'd stop forgetting to put my glasses back on after using the shower.

Granted, but now you keep forgetting to take a shower at all. ?

I wish clicking "reload" would make it any better ....

[Psalam]

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2 hours ago, worik said:

Granted, but now you keep forgetting to take a shower at all. ?

I wish clicking "reload" would make it any better ....

 

GRANTED! Of course, now you get this (be sure to look at this closely):

 

 

I wish every day was St. Patrick's day!

[NitroHamlin]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

GRANTED! Of course, now you get this (be sure to look at this closely):

 

 

I wish every day was St. Patrick's day!

Granted but you take 400% more liver damage...oh and you have to work on every St. Patrick's day.

 

I wish I'd stop waking up tired.

[Psalam]

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11 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted but you take 400% more liver damage...oh and you have to work on every St. Patrick's day.

 

I wish I'd stop waking up tired.

 

GRANTED! Now you get to wake up exhausted!

 

I wish I had a home in the Swiss Alps.

[worik]

21 hours ago, Psalam said:

I wish I had a home in the Swiss Alps.

Granted! Many people do wish for that. ?️

Fun fact: the biggest living assholes in the history of mankind (translate: all those politicians you would rather cut off both your hands before you vote for any of them, ... ) they all become you new neighbours.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Glaubenbergpass-Sewenseeli_(Schweiz).jpg

 

 

I wish our garden wouldn't look like Chernobyl the day after.

[Psalam]

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2 hours ago, worik said:

Granted! Many people do wish for that. ?️

Fun fact: the biggest living assholes in the history of mankind (translate: all those politicians you would rather cut off both your hands before you vote for any of them, ... ) they all become you new neighbours.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Glaubenbergpass-Sewenseeli_(Schweiz).jpg

 

 

I wish our garden wouldn't look like Chernobyl the day after.

 

GRANTED! It looks like Fukushima instead.

 

I wish all those politicians from my last granted wish would all just drop dead.

[NitroHamlin]

2 hours ago, Psalam said:

GRANTED! It looks like Fukushima instead.

 

I wish all those politicians from my last granted wish would all just drop dead.

Granted. But they will haunt you and your house, making your life a living hell...forcing you to move back to where you started in the first place.

 

I wish certain people in my life would stop doing cringy, impulsive things.

[Psalam]

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40 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted. But they will haunt you and your house, making your life a living hell...forcing you to move back to where you started in the first place.

 

I wish certain people in my life would stop doing cringy, impulsive things.

 

GRANTED! So instead, "they will haunt you and your house, making your life a living hell".

I wish I were more artistic.

[NitroHamlin]

8 hours ago, Psalam said:

GRANTED! So instead, "they will haunt you and your house, making your life a living hell".

I wish I were more artistic.

Granted. But artists must suffer for their art, sacrifices will be necessary...such is the way of the artist.

 

I wish pink lady apples were cheaper.

[Psalam]

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11 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted. But artists must suffer for their art, sacrifices will be necessary...such is the way of the artist.

 

I wish pink lady apples were cheaper.

 

GRANTED! Apples for pink ladies are now cheaper!

 

I wish I didn't hurt all the time.

[Oburael]

Granted! You now only hurt when you're awake and trying to fall asleep and will never get used to the pain.

(Comes with free insomnia!)

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

[Psalam]

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24 minutes ago, Oburael said:

Granted! You now only hurt when you're awake and trying to fall asleep and will never get used to the pain.

(Comes with free insomnia!)

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

 

GRANTED! You will spend the rest of your life worrying about what to do with it (that sounds harsh even for this thread)!

I wish my dog would sleep through the night.

[Oburael]

Granted (the last time I go dark xD), but he never wakes up.

I wish I could be in the video games themselves.