Psalam Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 GRANTED! It could snow, but it won't! I wish humanity had working underwater habitats.
Oburael Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Granted! Unfortunately the world has been submerged. Now we have nothing else! I wish I had a bigger room.
Psalam Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 Quote 20 hours ago, Oburael said: Granted! Unfortunately the world has been submerged. Now we have nothing else! I wish I had a bigger room. GRANTED! Sadly, all that space is now filled with slugs! I wish my vision included far more of the (currently invisible) spectrum.
NitroHamlin Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 9 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! Sadly, all that space is now filled with slugs! I wish my vision included far more of the (currently invisible) spectrum. Granted, but these guys that you sometimes see in the corner of eye will always be there in your field of view. I wish I wasn't so nervous about buying things online.
worik Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 53 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: I wish I wasn't so nervous about buying things online. Granted! You aren't nervous any longer. And all your fears become reality. ?♂️ I wish I wouldn't see 502 all day long.
Psalam Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 Quote 13 hours ago, worik said: Granted! You aren't nervous any longer. And all your fears become reality. ?♂️ I wish I wouldn't see 502 all day long. GRANTED! Now your SQL Server will just keep disappearing! I wish people would buy fewer things online and support their local economies.
NitroHamlin Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! Now your SQL Server will just keep disappearing! I wish people would buy fewer things online and support their local economies. Granted. Online shopping is outlawed worldwide in support of local economies... So no more Bad Dragons for you. Uhh well if that's what floats your boat I wont judge.
Psalam Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 Quote 22 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. Online shopping is outlawed worldwide in support of local economies... So no more Bad Dragons for you. Uhh well if that's what floats your boat I wont judge. But, but ... what's your wish?
NitroHamlin Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 53 minutes ago, Psalam said: But, but ... what's your wish? Oh crap... I wish I had a wish!!
worik Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 7 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: I wish I had a wish!! Granted! But you keep forgetting it immediately. I wish it wouldn't rain for days now. I want to go out and enjoy my trail running without getting soaked in the first minute!
NitroHamlin Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 2 hours ago, worik said: Granted! But you keep forgetting it immediately. I wish it wouldn't rain for days now. I want to go out and enjoy my trail running without getting soaked in the first minute! Granted. It will stop raining but random, high leveled monsters will spawn out of nowhere on your trails (mmorpg style) that can one-hit you. You'd better make sure you run with a party. I wish I'd stop forgetting to put my glasses back on after using the shower.
Psalam Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 Quote 2 hours ago, worik said: Granted! But you keep forgetting it immediately. I wish it wouldn't rain for days now. I want to go out and enjoy my trail running without getting soaked in the first minute! GRANTED! Of course, that means the average ambient temperature will be 40 degrees C. I wish I owned all the gold in the New York Federal Reserve.
worik Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 8 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: I wish I'd stop forgetting to put my glasses back on after using the shower. Granted, but now you keep forgetting to take a shower at all. ? I wish clicking "reload" would make it any better ....
Psalam Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 Quote 2 hours ago, worik said: Granted, but now you keep forgetting to take a shower at all. ? I wish clicking "reload" would make it any better .... GRANTED! Of course, now you get this (be sure to look at this closely): I wish every day was St. Patrick's day!
NitroHamlin Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! Of course, now you get this (be sure to look at this closely): I wish every day was St. Patrick's day! Granted but you take 400% more liver damage...oh and you have to work on every St. Patrick's day. I wish I'd stop waking up tired.
Psalam Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 Quote 11 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted but you take 400% more liver damage...oh and you have to work on every St. Patrick's day. I wish I'd stop waking up tired. GRANTED! Now you get to wake up exhausted! I wish I had a home in the Swiss Alps.
worik Posted March 19, 2019 Posted March 19, 2019 21 hours ago, Psalam said: I wish I had a home in the Swiss Alps. Granted! Many people do wish for that. ?️ Fun fact: the biggest living assholes in the history of mankind (translate: all those politicians you would rather cut off both your hands before you vote for any of them, ... ) they all become you new neighbours. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Glaubenbergpass-Sewenseeli_(Schweiz).jpg I wish our garden wouldn't look like Chernobyl the day after.
Psalam Posted March 19, 2019 Posted March 19, 2019 Quote 2 hours ago, worik said: Granted! Many people do wish for that. ?️ Fun fact: the biggest living assholes in the history of mankind (translate: all those politicians you would rather cut off both your hands before you vote for any of them, ... ) they all become you new neighbours. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Glaubenbergpass-Sewenseeli_(Schweiz).jpg I wish our garden wouldn't look like Chernobyl the day after. GRANTED! It looks like Fukushima instead. I wish all those politicians from my last granted wish would all just drop dead.
NitroHamlin Posted March 19, 2019 Posted March 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! It looks like Fukushima instead. I wish all those politicians from my last granted wish would all just drop dead. Granted. But they will haunt you and your house, making your life a living hell...forcing you to move back to where you started in the first place. I wish certain people in my life would stop doing cringy, impulsive things.
Psalam Posted March 19, 2019 Posted March 19, 2019 Quote 40 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. But they will haunt you and your house, making your life a living hell...forcing you to move back to where you started in the first place. I wish certain people in my life would stop doing cringy, impulsive things. GRANTED! So instead, "they will haunt you and your house, making your life a living hell". I wish I were more artistic.
NitroHamlin Posted March 19, 2019 Posted March 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! So instead, "they will haunt you and your house, making your life a living hell". I wish I were more artistic. Granted. But artists must suffer for their art, sacrifices will be necessary...such is the way of the artist. I wish pink lady apples were cheaper.
Psalam Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 Quote 11 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. But artists must suffer for their art, sacrifices will be necessary...such is the way of the artist. I wish pink lady apples were cheaper. GRANTED! Apples for pink ladies are now cheaper! I wish I didn't hurt all the time.
Oburael Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 Granted! You now only hurt when you're awake and trying to fall asleep and will never get used to the pain. (Comes with free insomnia!) I wish I knew what to do with my life.
Psalam Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 Quote 24 minutes ago, Oburael said: Granted! You now only hurt when you're awake and trying to fall asleep and will never get used to the pain. (Comes with free insomnia!) I wish I knew what to do with my life. GRANTED! You will spend the rest of your life worrying about what to do with it (that sounds harsh even for this thread)! I wish my dog would sleep through the night.
Oburael Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Granted (the last time I go dark xD), but he never wakes up. I wish I could be in the video games themselves.
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