Psalam Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 I wish I was "hip" enough that I didn't have to look up this lyric (good enough?)
NitroHamlin Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Psalam said: (song I wish I didn't listen to) I wish I was "hip" enough that I didn't have to look up this lyric (good enough?) Granted. You are now so "hip" you become my hip. I hope you don't give me hip problems. I wish I had an angel for my moment of love ♪♪
Psalam Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Quote 11 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. You are now so "hip" you become my hip. I hope you don't give me hip problems. I wish I had an angel for my moment of love ♪♪ GRANTED! your angel (incorporeal creature) is ALWAYS there (including at your moment of love) BUT you can in no way prove it. Speaking of angels, I wish I had finished the Summa Theologica when I started it in my younger years.
NitroHamlin Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 16 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! your angel (incorporeal creature) is ALWAYS there (including at your moment of love) BUT you can in no way prove it. Speaking of angels, I wish I had finished the Summa Theologica when I started it in my younger years. Granted. But your copy of Summa Theologica had it's cover swapped by some mischievous rascal and what you were actually reading was Ars Goetia. With this you grew up to be a powerful summoner and took over the world alongside your AI follower. The last hope of this world now rests on the shoulders of a dweebish teenage boy hero and his friends living in an old JRPG starting place village, "We'll destroy the evil summoner once and for all, HAAAAAA!!" (this guy had the other book by the way). I wish I was a powerful summoner.
Psalam Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 (Ooooh! NitroHamlin will not like that reference, Ron Weasley,) Granted! Of course, with the various dialects in all the colonies it will wind up being pronounced "Leviosa" somewhere until that becomes the standard once more. I wish I was over this cold already.
Oburael Posted May 4, 2019 Posted May 4, 2019 Granted! But now that you’re physically over this cold, you’re right under another one! I wish my sister wouldn’t flush pads down the toilet.
worik Posted May 4, 2019 Posted May 4, 2019 On 5/3/2019 at 10:55 AM, Psalam said: I wish I was over this cold already. Granted! Your cold is a matter of the past. "HACHOUUUU!* Oooops. Sorry ... it seems that you have a blooming hay fever, now. I wish I could decide wether to go looking what those vampires are all about (Dimhollow) or go to Solstheim and have a look where those idiots in masks come from. ? *sigh* too slow.
worik Posted May 4, 2019 Posted May 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Oburael said: I wish my sister wouldn’t flush pads down the toilet. Granted! She dumps them now in an open bucket in your pantry. I wish I could decide wether to go looking what those vampires are all about (Dimhollow) or go to Solstheim and have a look where those idiots in masks come from. ?
Psalam Posted May 4, 2019 Posted May 4, 2019 Quote 2 hours ago, worik said: Granted! She dumps them now in an open bucket in your pantry. I wish I could decide wether to go looking what those vampires are all about (Dimhollow) or go to Solstheim and have a look where those idiots in masks come from. ? GRANTED! you decide to dump both of those DLCs and go build a Hearthfire house instead. I wish I could get into my Skyrim game again after this long abstinence.
NitroHamlin Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 8 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! you decide to dump both of those DLCs and go build a Hearthfire house instead. I wish I could get into my Skyrim game again after this long abstinence. Granted. You are now inside your Skyrim game after this long abstinence. Stuck hearing the same dialogue over and over again from the same NPCs (unless you've killed them already?). I wish I felt like drawing again.
Psalam Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 Quote 5 hours ago, Anonyshadow said: GRANTED! You are inspired with an unmatched fervor to draw... Stick people! Yes you only ever draw stick people doing avg every day things with no humor or action or drama to be found! I wish I could draw like those fancy digital artists. GRANTED! sadly, immediately after receiving this talent you lose the use of your hands. I wish I still owned a piano.
NitroHamlin Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! sadly, immediately after receiving this talent you lose the use of your hands. I wish I still owned a piano. Granted. But your piano is alive, sentient, talks very loudly and has a gluttonous appetite for chairs and stools in it's immediate vicinity. I wish I knew how to play the flute. 1
Psalam Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 Quote 13 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. But your piano is alive, sentient, talks very loudly and has a gluttonous appetite for chairs and stools in it's immediate vicinity. I wish I knew how to play the flute. (that piano sounds like my dog.) GRANTED! you now have a magic flute which will allow you to play the flute. That is, it won't let you play itself but you could play another flute while holding it IF you only had three hands. (A wish for another day.) I wish my flute would play itself. 1
NitroHamlin Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, Psalam said: (that piano sounds like my dog.) GRANTED! you now have a magic flute which will allow you to play the flute. That is, it won't let you play itself but you could play another flute while holding it IF you only had three hands. (A wish for another day.) I wish my flute would play itself. Granted. But it wont stop, it will never stop pLaying tHat damnable mUsic. I wish I had two pairs of arms instead if one.
Psalam Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 Quote 26 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. But it wont stop, it will never stop pLaying tHat damnable mUsic. I wish I had two pairs of arms instead if one. GRANTED! but your second pair will be vestigial (you know, like T. rex). I wish I had real working wings.
NitroHamlin Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 19 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! but your second pair will be vestigial (you know, like T. rex). I wish I had real working wings. Granted. You have wings, not chicken wings, real angelic wings you have full control over only... they work 12 hour shifts that change throughout the week and whenever they're off work they normally don't feel like flying. Because wings get tired too. I wish I had an actual computer chair and desk (instead of sitting on a pillow at a low coffee table).
Psalam Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 Quote 1 hour ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. You have wings, not chicken wings, real angelic wings you have full control over only... they work 12 hour shifts that change throughout the week and whenever they're off work they normally don't feel like flying. Because wings get tired too. I wish I had an actual computer chair and desk (instead of sitting on a pillow at a low coffee table). GRANTED! Unfortunately there is no room for a computer on your new furniture for all the manuals, invoices and insurance forms. I wish "Maximum Security" had not been disqualified.
worik Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 On 5/6/2019 at 12:06 PM, Psalam said: I wish "Maximum Security" had not been disqualified. GRANTED! "Security" is always qualified, because the ruling politicians say so. ? You get the security that you vote for. Spoiler Stomach? Already ate breakfast? Spoiler sorry Spoiler I wish I could suppress my reflex to vomit, when I look at the position and ideas of 80% of electable induhviduals.
Psalam Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 Quote 4 hours ago, worik said: GRANTED! "Security" is always qualified, because the ruling politicians say so. ? You get the security that you vote for. Hide contents Stomach? Already ate breakfast? Hide contents sorry Hide contents I wish I could suppress my reflex to vomit, when I look at the position and ideas of 80% of electable induhviduals. GRANTED! instead you will now giggle, guffaw and just plain laugh. Of course, since you are reduced to hilarity whenever you see a news program you will quickly be placed in a psychiatric facility since all you do is laugh at the Telly.
worik Posted May 19, 2019 Posted May 19, 2019 On 5/11/2019 at 11:57 AM, Psalam said: GRANTED! instead you will now giggle, guffaw and just plain laugh. Of course, since you are reduced to hilarity whenever you see a news program you will quickly be placed in a psychiatric facility since all you do is laugh at the Telly. I wish @Psalam would wish for anything so we corrrrupt it in the most devious way
Psalam Posted May 19, 2019 Posted May 19, 2019 Quote 3 hours ago, worik said: I wish @Psalam would wish for anything so we corrrrupt it in the most devious way GRANTED! I wish I had an easily corruptible wish!
NitroHamlin Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 20 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! I wish I had an easily corruptible wish! Granted. You wish to stop making references to novels you've read before annnnnnd you'll instead make hints from previous works of both fiction and non-fiction literature that you have witnessed prior in your lifetime. I wish this black hole-ish thing would leave my room already.
Psalam Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 Quote 59 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. You wish to stop making references to novels you've read before annnnnnd you'll instead make hints from previous works of both fiction and non-fiction literature that you have witnessed prior in your lifetime. I wish this black hole-ish thing would leave my room already. GRANTED! everything will now fall into nth dimensional space instead. I wish I could visualize nth dimensional space.
NitroHamlin Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 6:53 PM, Psalam said: GRANTED! everything will now fall into nth dimensional space instead. I wish I could visualize nth dimensional space. Granted... Blackness takes you... Spoiler You awaken It never ends They see you You run It never ends They don't stop You fall It never ends They feast You awaken It never ends They see you... again... It never ends I wish that nine-tailed fox would stop trying to give me advice. It doesn't work.
Psalam Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 Quote 2 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted... Blackness takes you... Reveal hidden contents You awaken It never ends They see you You run It never ends They don't stop You fall It never ends They feast You awaken It never ends They see you... again... It never ends I wish that nine-tailed fox would stop trying to give me advice. It doesn't work. (Sounds like Dr. Strange) GRANTED! I just did a tail-ectomy and it will be an eight -tailed fox giving you advice from now on. I wish I was a better modder.
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