Darkpig Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 11 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said: Ugh.. never mind. I'm just stupid. Okay? (Holds up Lukes face) Shhh Its okay. Everything is going to be okay. (Realizes I'm sandwiching his face between two slices of bread. Tosses away bread slices.) Nobody saw that. 1
KoolHndLuke Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, Darkpig said: (Holds up Lukes face) Shhh Its okay. Everything is going to be okay. (Realizes I'm sandwiching his face between two slices of bread. Tosses away bread slices.) Nobody saw that. Kay..... that's creepy Piggy. I'll be fine, thanks.
Alessia Wellington Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 5 hours ago, KoolHndLuke said: Kay..... that's creepy Piggy. Never had a head sandwich before? They're delicious.
Darkpig Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 14 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said: Never had a head sandwich before? They're delicious. Nutritious too. It is literally brain food. 1
Z0mBieP00Nani Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 15 hours ago, KoolHndLuke said: 随你挑! /cdn-cgi/mirage/c0248fb914b7c8b742497d06603105e331fbfceef33ff10b13a0d3514f6b5721/1280/https://cdn2.lamag.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2011/05/BestChineseFood.jpg Damn it.. now I'm hungry. 1
Z0mBieP00Nani Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 So I'm looking at some of the porn adds on here (which frankly I find to be kind of gross in some instances, due to how extreme some of it is) and it makes me wonder how a space alien would interpret human culture if the plots in that stuff is all they had to go by..
lucifeh Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) I bought a HDD online a couple of days ago, today I received a big package and thought to myself "WTF those guys are using to send a HDD those days! Is there a ball of bubble wrap with my HDD inside of this shit?!" Oh well, my employee received bc I was busy, then when I lifted the package I knew something was very wrong, it was written my name on the package and all and I thought that maybe I bought something online while I was drunk or something and opened... 2 Full HD 22" monitors... Dafuq... Why would I even buy this shit? I checked to see if my acc was hacked or something, was not, It is appearing that I got the HDD at the same time those were delivered... Well, since 2 monitors are +/- 3x times more expensive than a HDD, I am not inclined to return it if they don't ask for it yk... Idk, can I keep it as free sample or something XD? It is like that meme: lol Edited January 5, 2023 by lucifeh 1
lucifeh Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 lol, the guy called desperate that he fucked up, hope to get my HDD intact
Guest Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) Hot sauce hitting diffrent Edited January 5, 2023 by KittcatJ
KoolHndLuke Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, Z0mBieP00Nani said: So I'm looking at some of the porn adds on here (which frankly I find to be kind of gross in some instances, due to how extreme some of it is) and it makes me wonder how a space alien would interpret human culture if the plots in that stuff is all they had to go by.. Primitive species with crude intellect and disgusting, inefficient mating rituals that lack in either style or grace. Propensity towards abuse and physical violence. Apparently susceptible to mass psychosis and spawned for the sole purpose of stripping areas bare of resources to fuel population growth/war capacity. Conclusion: May be viable test subjects for experimentation in small numbers. Eradicate the remaining populations and initiate cleansing of planet surface for careful use. Edited January 5, 2023 by KoolHndLuke 1
MrEsturk Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) 12 hours ago, Z0mBieP00Nani said: So I'm looking at some of the porn adds on here (which frankly I find to be kind of gross in some instances, due to how extreme some of it is) and it makes me wonder how a space alien would interpret human culture if the plots in that stuff is all they had to go by.. I mostly get a bunch of trashy stuff in my ads. Some dumpy, aging porno starlet (whose excessive plastic surgery makes her look like a fish with two under-inflated beach balls strapped to her chest) hooking up with some lanky beta male. I'm definitely not the target audience. I also get a lot of ads for those Hentai not so free "free to play" minigames as well. But that is about as hardcore as the ads get. Edited January 6, 2023 by MrEsturk 1
27X Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 15 hours ago, Darkpig said: I'm not sure I'm following. If I'm hearing you correctly instead of charging money people are charging money? What is the difference? Is this a Creation Club thing? Did somebody forget to pay middleman Bethesda? Should I get popcorn for this? Bethesda has legal claim on people using their assets to make and then charging for them. Patreon and Subscribestar offer pay for services that CAN be making something for someone using bethesda assets and also their own work put in. You're paying for person making stuff in general, and they can refuse to make stuff. Clonereal and Schaken are charging directly for assets that do not belong to them and cannot belong to them. which is generally called theft. 1
Z0mBieP00Nani Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) I don't get it, I've had this happen twice at work, so far. So I see a woman there who seems to have an interest in me, they keep looking at me and going through my area or whatever, but they hardly ever come up to me and try to talk to me, even if we have break or lunch period together, then after enough time has passed (so far about a year) they'll lay on the flirtatious hints to a much more noticeable degree, I'll be kind of caught off guard by it, not really believing it's legitimate, and by the time I'm ready to make a move (I've gotten over my nerves or whatever), they shrink way back and have lost almost completely all of their interest. I mean you would think that if they liked you for that long, they would be a little more patient, but I guess not? Maybe I'm just being too logical about things, but that behavior just seems kind of dumb to me. Edited January 6, 2023 by Z0mBieP00Nani
Guest Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Z0mBieP00Nani said: then after enough time has passed (so far about a year) they'll lay on the flirtatious hints to a much more noticeable degree, I'll be kind of caught off guard by it, not really believing it's legitimate, and by the time I'm ready to make a move (I've gotten over my nerves or whatever), they shrink way back and have lost almost completely all of their interest. I think you waited long enough that the woman believed you attached, or uninterested. I (being male) am a lot like you in that I too would wait, and loose. Take it from an old man, "Life is too freaking short" to wait. But hey, workplace romance is tough too. Put yourself out there, succeed. Edited January 6, 2023 by caveman74
lPalpatinel Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 33 minutes ago, Z0mBieP00Nani said: I don't get it, I've had this happen twice at work, so far. So I see a woman there who seems to have an interest in me, they keep looking at me and going through my area or whatever, but they hardly ever come up to me and try to talk to me, even if we have break or lunch period together, then after enough time has passed (so far about a year) they'll lay on the flirtatious hints to a much more noticeable degree, I'll be kind of caught off guard by it, not really believing it's legitimate, and by the time I'm ready to make a move (I've gotten over my nerves or whatever), they shrink way back and have lost almost completely all of their interest. I mean you would think that if they liked you for that long, they would be a little more patient, but I guess not? Maybe I'm just being too logical about things, but that behavior just seems kind of dumb to me. Maybe because you took too long to act ? she may be interested in you but due to your delay another man or woman appeared in her life and she stopped being interested in you and started to be interested in the other person. The world belong to those who are smart and agile, a few days ago I saw a guy commenting on something similar to this and he reported that he never had a relationship with any girl but then someone asked '' did you ever tried to talk to some girl you like ? '' then he said he was too shy to come out of nowhere and talk to her, so people replied something that can be summed up to this: nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Guest Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Z0mBieP00Nani said: I don't get it, I've had this happen twice at work, so far. So I see a woman there who seems to have an interest in me, they keep looking at me and going through my area or whatever, but they hardly ever come up to me and try to talk to me, even if we have break or lunch period together, then after enough time has passed (so far about a year) they'll lay on the flirtatious hints to a much more noticeable degree, I'll be kind of caught off guard by it, not really believing it's legitimate, and by the time I'm ready to make a move (I've gotten over my nerves or whatever), they shrink way back and have lost almost completely all of their interest. I mean you would think that if they liked you for that long, they would be a little more patient, but I guess not? Maybe I'm just being too logical about things, but that behavior just seems kind of dumb to me. Don't put your pen where your penis is. Work flirts had me burnt a couple times.
Z0mBieP00Nani Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, KittcatJ said: Don't put your pen where your penis is. Work flirts had me burnt a couple times. Normally I wouldn't, but I know that I happen to be difficult to replace, also I try to be as harmless as possible with my communication. Let's just say women aren't the only ones who know how to use plausible deniability, at least when it comes to anything in writing. I hate to have to be that way but that is unfortunately the culture we live in today and I haven't had the best track record with women to begin with.. I'm a fairly introverted person to begin with, and I don't really have any social circles I can go to, the last one I had was high school (I didn't really bother with college, it's over priced and I never really felt like I would need it that much), and it's not like I live in a city where maybe if I walked often enough along the same routes I might be able to meet someone in passing. I feel like I'm in a bad spot for that sort of thing in general. Edited January 6, 2023 by Z0mBieP00Nani
Z0mBieP00Nani Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, caveman74 said: I think you waited long enough that the woman believed you attached, or uninterested. I (being male) am a lot like you in that I too would wait, and loose. Take it from an old man, "Life is too freaking short" to wait. But hey, workplace romance is tough too. Put yourself out there, succeed. One of the reasons I waited in the first place was to be sure of what I was seeing, then when it was confirmed it caught me off guard, and you know the rest. It could also be that from her perspective I started showing too much interest without realizing it and it freaked her out, women are pretty paranoid and fearful from my observation and experience, so it wouldn't be too surprising to me if that's what it was. It's kind of funny, they worry about guys who have problems controlling their emotions yet many of them can't really do that well themselves. It's the same with confidence, assholes have that in spades, and when that's one of the primary things a lot of them focus on they miss out on more important things and end up getting stood up on a date or "pumped and dumped" or whatever. Edited January 6, 2023 by Z0mBieP00Nani
Guest Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Z0mBieP00Nani said: It's kind of funny, they worry about guys who have problems controlling their emotions yet many of them can't really do that well themselves. It's the same with confidence, assholes have that in spades, and when that's one of the primary things a lot of them focus on they miss out on more important things and end up getting stood up on a date or "pumped and dumped" or whatever. Exactly! They want the "Bad Boy" I guess I never figured that out about the opposite sex, I always thought the "Good Guy" would win, Not so's you'd notice huh!?! If you like books, go to the Library, A coffee shop, Believe it or not the grocery store and linger as you shop, the laundromat even if you have a washer/dryer at home, do you have, or walk a dog, women will approach a guy with a dog for conversation, the point is go where your interests are, linger, see what happens. Some women will have the same interests and if your timing is right you may find a friend. Make yourself available, but not desperate or too available. Last thing I will say is No churches, No Bars!!!!!!! Edited January 6, 2023 by caveman74
Krolista Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) What if doing the hokey-pokey and giving a little shout, IS what it is all about. Damn you, Ambassador Londo Mollari... Edited January 6, 2023 by Krolista
DrunkenCow Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 4 hours ago, caveman74 said: the laundromat even <snip> go where your interests are If your interest is laundry you need to get out more.
KoolHndLuke Posted January 7, 2023 Posted January 7, 2023 Access to such a wealth of information and being able to actually communicate with ppl from other places I've only ever been told about before. As ppl learn and get to know each other, we are finding out just how much our leaders manipulated us. Of course we keep electing them because their names are the only ones on the ballot. 1
Alessia Wellington Posted January 7, 2023 Posted January 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said: Of course we keep electing them because their names are the only ones on the ballot. That, and the devil has better things to do than governing a country.
lPalpatinel Posted January 7, 2023 Posted January 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said: Access to such a wealth of information and being able to actually communicate with ppl from other places I've only ever been told about before. As ppl learn and get to know each other, we are finding out just how much our leaders manipulated us. Of course we keep electing them because their names are the only ones on the ballot. this... in my country there were presidential elections not long ago, both presidents were venerated like gods and that would bring the solution to all the problems in our country. These false gods, their two parties, what they did the most was disturb the country, when they did something good you can be sure that there was theft or embezzlement in some way, the current vice president was accused of embezzlement of school lunch funds and in my country, most public schools are considered medium to low level of quality and most of their students are poor and cannot afford to have three meals at home (breakfast, lunch and dinner). Then a man like that becomes vice president of a nation, it's a joke, I'm not a white knight but I would never steal or divert money that buys food for children who are hungry in their homes.
Guest Posted January 7, 2023 Posted January 7, 2023 3 hours ago, DrunkenCow said: If your interest is laundry you need to get out more. So you actually don't think women go to the laundromat? I have met lots of women there. Expand horizons.
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