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16 hours ago, Gukahn said:
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Well shit ?

 

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This is definitely an achievement.

 

Uthgerd was my follower, I mean helper, slaver when I started developing DoM. Her random dialogues were always spot on, and the "broken" mood was named with her in mind.

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Dialogues are originals from Bethseda. Sorry for the old pictures.

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On 1/12/2022 at 9:10 PM, TrollAutokill said:

This is definitely an achievement.

 

Uthgerd was my follower, I mean helper, slaver when I started developing DoM. Her random dialogues were always spot on, and the "broken" mood was named with her in mind.

 

Thank you, took me some time with her. Now she is almost on 100 with everything and i dunno if i will sell her or not ? Kinda need the money..

 

Riften is a strange place..

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Skooma? Never...

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Yeah right..

 

 

They look like they want me to join a cult or something

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If so i am game but.. Pretty sure i don't want to live in a sewer

 

 

 

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53 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

 

Thank you, took me some time with her. Now she is almost on 100 with everything and i dunno if i will sell her or not ? Kinda need the money..

 

Riften is a strange place..

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Skooma? Never...

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Yeah right..

 

 

They look like they want me to join a cult or something

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If so i am game but.. Pretty sure i don't want to live in a sewer

 

 

 

Out of all unlikeable characters in game, i think i hatethis fool the most. I do not even care that he screwed the guild, his attitute and arogance makes me want to murder him on the spot. But now, with PAHE, after killing him, you can ressurect him, and train as guilds pet, or lock him in cage in guild or whatever. I admit, that helps. I have Aerin in Cage infront of his/Mjoll/mine house, after AA quest ; d

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At Icewater Jetty, fresh from Dimhollow Crypt. I caught a few slaves.

 

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I keep imagining trying to load all this lot into one of those dinky little rowboats without capsizing and spilling everyone into the water. That ferryman didn't charge enough, imo

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16 hours ago, moody132 said:

Out of all unlikeable characters in game, i think i hatethis fool the most. I do not even care that he screwed the guild, his attitute and arogance makes me want to murder him on the spot. But now, with PAHE, after killing him, you can ressurect him, and train as guilds pet, or lock him in cage in guild or whatever. I admit, that helps. I have Aerin in Cage infront of his/Mjoll/mine house, after AA quest ; d

 

To be absolutly honest with you, i kinda like Mercer. True he is an asshole but he has an agenda and his plan was not that bad. Minus the screw a deadra over part. And i hate nocturnal and would screw with her too? So no guild pet for me, but aerin.. Well i have some screens a few pages back. He paid his bill ?

Posted
6 hours ago, Gukahn said:

To be absolutly honest with you, i kinda like Mercer. True he is an asshole but he has an agenda and his plan was not that bad. Minus the screw a deadra over part.

 

Well, and the "rob the guild blind" part. And the "try to get me killed" part.

 

I get that you can take his fucking over Nocturnal as mitigating circumstances, but trying to kill me? That I take personal.

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2 minutes ago, DocClox said:

 

Well, and the "rob the guild blind" part. And the "try to get me killed" part.

 

I get that you can take his fucking over Nocturnal as mitigating circumstances, but trying to kill me? That I take personal.

 

He was a businessman, doing business ?

Not his fault he didn't got the memo "Don't fuck with the main character." ?

 

 

Posted (edited)
11 hours ago, DocClox said:

I get that you can take his fucking over Nocturnal as mitigating circumstances, but trying to kill me? That I take personal.

 

I am not sure if he took what Nocturnal did to the Grey Fox into consideration, or thought she wouldn't do it to the Key. As to killing you, ...

 

10 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Not his fault he didn't got the memo "Don't fuck with the main character." ?

 

he does mention in Snow Veil that he felt a wind blowing  change in the wind when Brynjolf brought you to him. I think that was part of why he sends you to Goldenglow so quickly... he hoped you'd get killed.   His real problem was not trying to kill you some other way before you got any further. He wouldn't (or doesn't appear) to know about Karliah's plans and so wouldn't have a "I'll let her kill you and pin that also on her" plot going.

 

 

Found out Billyy's invisible bed animations work when standing on chairs or benches next to tables, but not stools by the bar...

 

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I forget the exact name on this one, but something like "Billyy Invisible Bed Hanging"

 

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Same animation - different objects

 

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Billy Invisible Bed Reverse Cowgirl - I think

 

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Bed Hanging again, started when standing on the stool. As you can see, there is some clearance under Karita's tush indicating the stool to bar height difference isn't quite great enough.

 

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Just waiting on a few more mods to update before i start a new playthrough. Gonna play a stealth character, i wanted sexy but not (too?) slutty and spent a good few hours browsing different armour mods and collecting a few different bits and pieces from sets before getting a look i was happy with, I think she looks good.

 

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I met a hot but arrogant Thalmor bitch at Dead Man's Drink. Well, ex-Thalmor bitch. Whatever. She was bragging about having kids executed for worshipping Talos. She deserves her fate.

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Falkreath was swarming with guards, so I couldn't just take her. I needed another approach. I placed a geas on her and got her to follow me a ways outside of town into the woods, then nabbed her and brought her back to the temple.

 

I began the ritual with the hunter I found poaching on my land. It didn't take much to break her. With my cum still dripping out of her pussy, I plunged my dagger into her chest, sacrificing her to Molag Bal.ScreenShot6297.png.c1c02ca49bbe3ede50b3c46ea9ffa330.png

 

With the sacrifice complete, it was time for the main course. I let my new cultist, Auri, warm her up and get this bitch nice and wet for me.ScreenShot6300.png.150838490e549dd03428dae897f2aaf0.png

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Her cunt was so tight I could barely fit my fingers in there. Could it be? Was this Thalmor bitch a virgin? My, my, my... my Dark Lord is in for a treat tonight. I roughly shoved my fist inside her to strech her out a bit and prepare her virgin pussy for my cock.

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I came inside her like a flood as she sobbed. Molag Bal was pleased with my offering tonight, granting me a perk point. Welcome to your new life, Jerulith. This is only just the beginning...

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Finally finished this shit show of a questline..

 

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And that's it for this save. I hate to admit it but i finally get sick of being a nord. Nobody takes you seriously anymore. I think it's finally time

 

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To go green

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Did a pretty good job making him not look like a bucket of shit.. And not like a sissy.. I think i will call him Tiffany

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, DocClox said:

Defying the Imperial Levitation Act of 3E 421

 

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In the name of the jarl, stop cirimal scum! Levitation is outlawed by decree and will be punished with 10 Days of Prison.. But we like you style and give you a Cellmate to pass time

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

And he doesn't even need weapons. Those teeth are weapon enough.

 

Not a bad idea ? i imagine orcs have a pretty mean bite

Posted
38 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

In the name of the jarl, stop cirimal scum! Levitation is outlawed by decree and will be punished with 10 Days of Prison.. But we like you style and give you a Cellmate to pass time

 

As plea bargains go, that's a pretty good one. I'll serve my time :)

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It's not easy being green

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You have to do soo many things allover again. Getting the alignments right enough.. Finding Armor that suits you..

 

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Killing that stupid herbalist in whiterun.. Ok that's for my own pleasure and she had it coming

 

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Find suitable slaves to make your fortune again..

 

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Green is her color ?

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Wuping 17k for her. I make sure to sell them far away from crowded citys this time. Makes everything smoother. This one and another i sold to an lonley orc somewhere in the wilds. Never gonna see them again :/

 

And of course there is that idiot again.. Wonder how i dispose of her this time

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Maybe i take advice to the heart and just bite her to death

 

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The Lord's stone has the only useful sleeping bags for miles around.

 

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Can you keep it down a bit please, ladies? Some of us are trying to sleep!

 

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It's amazing the difference a good night's sleep can make. I feel much more myself again.

 

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3 hours ago, DocClox said:

It's amazing the difference a good night's sleep can make. I feel much more myself again.

 

That's what i call a Werehunk ?

 

 

On the roud, doing some stuff.

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Meeting fun people

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Killing pests

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And Talking to the one guy who still lives with his mom

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Just joking, i like him. SexLife decided that he is the one single gay men in town. Kinda feel bad for him not having someone to cuddle.. Maybe i try and find a sexslave for him. You can train them with normal sex so it wouldn't be too weird for me ?

 

Encountering the most bitchy Thalmor in all of Solitude.. And invite her to my new home

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Let's have some fun, shall we?

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Zaz Helper Addon, a gift from the gods really. Totally forgot it's existence until i really had the urge to use the Furniture.

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As if she was saying, please don't violate me.. But Sweety, i am not the one doing it.. As if i would stick it in thalmor

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My cats do it for me.

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Probably wouldn't even had to do it. Wasn't after a sexslave anyway. And i remembered my old friend Lorius, poor guy working the farm with his wive.Never get the time doing hobbys..

 

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From Thalmor bitch to cook. When that' not going up the ladder, i don't know shit

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Showing Elisif that orcs are good kisser @Speed Metal

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Green for the Queen!

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What might look like a starring contest

 

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might actually be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

 

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I found Gollum =D

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He is dead :(

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Gathering a team of Warriors to make my dream finally come true

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Jordis

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Mjol

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Captain America? Wtf..

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Together we slaughtered the fucking thieves guild!

Well not completely.. Some of them need to be alive.

 

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She is the key to get in

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He.. Will by a present for Orgnar. What better gift then this metrosexual bundle of misery. 

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Of course we wold encounter our dear old bandits in the sewers again but

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I told you she was the key.. hole

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Why kill good merchandises?

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Ladys and gentleman, the bitch guild.  What a bunch of sorry losers.

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Getting ready. We need a new plan..

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But before that.. Training is in order

 

Look at him.. I think he is scared of naked women :/

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I can fix that

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Ok let's look at the stats

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I don't believe that

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I knew he was a pussy

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Ok that's just racist

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Welp, i fucked the thieves guild.. Kinda.. Karliahs ass is next

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