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U.S. Government Officials think Space Aliens Exist


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hahaha - I do too. ritualclarity is living example. ;):P

But, seriously, I think alians exist.

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Well... technically...

 

An alien is someone from a different country.

 

And, an illegal alien is someone from a different country who has not dealt with enough red tape, yet.

 

We use different words, though, when they are armed military types who are killing people we like.

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The e-mails have nothing to do with aliens.  They are about something potentially more serious. 

 

What they are talking about are satellites as military assets for use as weapons and the likelihood of satellites to be targeted as military assets.  These satellites that could be targeted are not weapons platforms, but television and internet for millions worldwide.  They also include meteorological satellites, which track weather patterns o let people know about things like the hurricane that is pounding the US right now in time for people to prepare.

 

They are also referring to the weaponization of said satellites.  Imagine ballistic missiles orbiting over head in space pointed straight down at the ground, or gauss cannons, which have been developed in the US already, being able to lob artillery more destructive than most nuclear warheads are capable of with pinpoint accuracy.  Because the devastation would be from pure kinetic force there would be no nuclear fallout, meaning that because there would be no long term environmental damage people may consider them a viable weapon for the US, China, and Russia to be able to deploy.

 

All of that, floating right above you and periodically pointed straight at your house as it orbits the earth.

 

Rather a more serious topic I do believe.

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Here is a New York Times article about Hillary Clinton declassifying ET files if she becomes President.  Here's another one.  Here's info on John Podesta.  I'm not the one talking about Area 51 and spacemen.  It's high level government officials and a possible future President talking about spacemen.  So YEAH, they are talking about little green men, 'zero point energy'...and nukes on orbiting satellites.

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We're a not very special species of monkeys who learned to walk upright and use opposable thumbs to construct things with (I think the dolphins really envy us for our opposable thumbs). We live on a very not special planet circling around a very not special star in the outskirts of a very not special galaxy. There are hundreds of billions of stars and planets just like ours. And some of us really think we're alone?

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:P

I don't know why you're so happy.  Your cover has been blown.  Next week we're going after the Knights Templar Illuminati lizard people that live in the center of the Earth.  Then we're gonna catch Big Foot.

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U.S. Government Officials think Space Aliens Exist

 

 

YES !!...  Someone from the government finally drove in front of a home depot on a sunday. 

 

They are easy to find..  they make weed wacker noises when you show them beer. 

 

I wouldn't call a 15 foot drop from a fence.. space though..    

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:P

I don't know why you're so happy.  Your cover has been blown.  Next week we're going after the Knights Templar Illuminati lizard people that live in the center of the Earth.  Then we're gonna catch Big Foot.

 

so our cover was blown up :@ :@ :@

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:P

 

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Here is a New York Times article about Hillary Clinton declassifying ET files if she becomes President.  Here's another one.  Here's info on John Podesta.  I'm not the one talking about Area 51 and spacemen.  It's high level government officials and a possible future President talking about spacemen.  So YEAH, they are talking about little green men, 'zero point energy'...and nukes on orbiting satellites.

 

wait...

ain't she lizard :blink:

:P:D:lol:

 

alien trolling

successful since 0ctober 30th 1938

:lol: 

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In the U.S.  is a  nonhuman  Presidential Candidate...but not sure if he is a alien.

But I do not want to offend any aliens.

 

o cmmon

you don't know croatian politicians

they all "fall from the mars" (our expression for somebody who is totally "banana")

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10,000 years ago..   Horse farts in your face on the way to work building a mud hut

4000 years ago..  Horse farts in your face on your way to work building a Pyramid

2000 years ago..  Horse farts in your face on your way to work robbing a Pyramid

500 years ago..  Horse farts in your face on your way to work trying to figure out where the Fu$k the Pyramid came from. 

100 years ago..  Horse farts in your face on your way to work building a steam engine the size of a house. 

30 years ago..  I make house smell like Horse fart by microwaving a Hotdog in 20 seconds. 

 

For over 10,000 years we where dumb and stayed dumb .. and in less then 80 years we got smart.  

 

Lizard people  !!!

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You realize those are emails TO Podesta from a schizophrenic, right?

 

Right. They aren't from Podesta.

Yeah, I know how to read.  That's also why I know about Podesta's obsession with men from Mars.  That's just one sample article.  The dude has a history of being a flake.  In case you missed it this thread is a troll, just for laughs.  I couldn't resist when I saw those emails on wikileaks.

 

EDIT: And Julian Assange stated himself that some of the emails in this last dump were "entertaining".

 

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