What's on your mind?

[JimKhan]

It's almost my birthday and I feel like utter crap. I'm not cut out for this life, I want a bloody way out.

[Miss AshleyJ]

Alex, I'll take "guaranteed ways to get yourself sued" for $1000

 

http://collider.com/avengers-endgame-mexican-restaurant-ad/

 

 

[Reginald_001]

I found an as of yet undiscovered method of how someone has been manipulating me in my RL circumstance, which was as hurtful as it was devious. I am recuperating and thinking on the best way to disarm the manipulation without further escalation of the situation. Sometimes it's like a game of Jenga.. need to resolve these matters slow, one brick at a time, laying the foundation for a better way of communicating..

 

Still, hurtful and energy draining as fuck... enfuriating also.

[RitualClarity]

On 8/11/2019 at 4:54 AM, KoolHndLuke said:

All of it. I want to be able to design and build a game from scratch. But, if I had to choose.....it would be models and textures. I've seen the work of others and it impresses the hell outta me. I still can't learn Blender for shit, though. I just can't seem to get it to work right for me. One reason I can think of is that any instructions I find for doing things take a very specific path. I want to know what the fuck I'm doing and why. That's why I take the slow lane when learning things.

 

What about you Otaku-san?

Try

https://docs.blender.org/manual/en/latest/

 

On 8/11/2019 at 3:56 AM, KoolHndLuke said:

Everything and nothing. That's the problem. The only damn thing I really love is playing games. So, that's the direction I'm heading- something to do with making good games. I figure I might be able to have a hand in making a few before I'm gone. RPGs would be great, but I realize I might not get to choose.

 

Is it just me......or is everyone more hostile lately?

If you can't make games.. you can improve them and create major mods. Take a look at some of the mods created for Skyrim. Entire lands .. can add a great value to the game and pretty much reworks the entire game without having to get deep and dirty into the code and engine of the game.

 

As for Hostile.. yes, it is summer, hostility tends to be more present at this time in my experience.

[steelpanther24]

On 8/11/2019 at 4:56 AM, KoolHndLuke said:

Is it just me......or is everyone more hostile lately?

I think it directly correlates with a decrease in the diversity of posts in "Animated Gifs".    When you neglect posting quality porn, then the extremists win. 

[NitroHamlin]

I was playing through Skyrim again for the 10th time and during that scene in the past after you read the Elder Scroll, when the heroes begin to fight Alduin. One of them gets LITERALLY EATEN, seriously what the hell!

 

Then I remembered I had a killmove replacer I installed a while ago. I must have forgot about it because I never really could get killmoved.

[-Player1-]

[2dk2c.2]

49 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said:

I was playing through Skyrim again for the 10th time and during that scene in the past after you read the Elder Scroll, when the heroes begin to fight Alduin. One of them gets LITERALLY EATEN, seriously what the hell!

 

Then I remembered I had a killmove replacer I installed a while ago. I must have forgot about it because I never really could get killmoved.

Whatserface (o jeez, is my memory *that* bad?) Gormlaith-Goldenhilt is really two people, one is dragon-food and the other is in heaven.

And after you mod her, removing her face-paint, giving her very long hair and pretty eyes, both of her incarnations look pretty fantastic.

But she must be eaten to continue the story, it's in the script.

10th time, huh?

 

I had this fantasy all worked out based on some of the animated ads on this site, but I feel too old now.

There's this game going on where very young women would eagerly submit to sex years ago, and head-holding was a welcome thing.

Omg, No!

Omg....

OMG!!!

Only now they forget parts 2 and 3 and only remember part one (because the guy is now richer than God and too old to care)

 

So, my fantasy involves women (and the ad I mentioned)

[Reginald_001]

After working so long on Ivy, and randomized chats, I had this idea to make an app that writes erotic stories randomly by just some keywords. It took me about 4 hours to set up the app. Then I fed it around 1000 lines of my work, foreplay, light sex, heavy sex, orgasms, the works. I then made many words random, like this:

 

'$pretty girl'

 

Where $pretty is replaced by a synonym, like 'sexy', 'horny', 'beautiful', etc..etc..

I then made the characters have random haircolor, body type, etc...

Then I decided to wrap things up by making the scene dynamic as well.

 

I let it write 12 random chapters for me.

It's writing better erotic stories than I do myself and better than most you can find online.

All I need to do is add more dynamic lines, the more I add, the more diverse the stories become.

 

I'm not only amazed by the result... I'm also realizing we (creative people) will all be replaced by computers soon in any domain where money can be earned.

 

All commercial/popular (e.g. 90% of it) future music will be written by AI's. (And believe it or not, copyrightlaw will be the cause of this)

(most of) Our work can be done by AI's right now.

Most AI's now available already, can do 'thinking work' better than 90% of all filled positions (assistants, clerks, strategists, architects, the list goes on an on.. we have AI's that can do all of that work, once properly trained).

 

Our economy is a scam, we have the means for all of us to relax and stop working so hard.

[RitualClarity]

Let me now how well that worked for you @KoolHndLuke. The Blender info site. I am interested but have been too lazy to start. lol

[Pork Type]

I want Pants for my Birthday.

 

#NewPants

 

[Pork Type]

23 hours ago, Reginald_001 said:

I'm not only amazed by the result... I'm also realizing we (creative people) will all be replaced by computers soon in any domain where money can be earned.

 

Welcome to the party! I hope you bought me pants.

 

[FauxFurry]

16 hours ago, Pork Type said:

I want Pants for my Birthday.

 

#NewPants

 

 

 

[Reginald_001]

Our sun eats asteroids for breakfast. Not even a burp, or a thank you!!!

 

 

[2dk2c.2]

On 8/17/2019 at 11:16 AM, Reginald_001 said:

Our sun eats asteroids for breakfast. Not even a burp, or a thank you!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've been looking for a good butt joke...ok then, a good *joke* for the jokes thread.

Does your picture look like a butt?

I'm dizzy and I want to go back to bed.
Maybe the secret of people on forums is, the ones who type are *so hard core* about what they type.
Loooooong train of thought about jokes-->memes---> obscure cartoon references, plastic-surgery...
(I'm dizzy again)
You're all walking wikipedias of mostly useless information.
So let's see...joke about rimming, that's pretty basic, right?
Hard to fuck *that* up...
nope....a fictional character I've never heard of is posing for a very long tagline.
O, and there's this.
"OOO, how pretty, you'd almost want to kiss...what is that, a rose?"
"OMG!!"
I'm dizzy

 

 

 

 

PS

I've edited the crap outta this, for clarity, for tastes,

I've told myself that there's no pleasing some assholes here...

but bottom line, I admire your dedication and the wealth of stuff you all know.

 

edit (part II, whatever) Crowd's thin...Is there a championship game, or is 9-chan having a sale??

Would you [wreak chaos] to impress a girlfriend?

Many would.

 

 

 

[KoolHndLuke]

On 8/14/2019 at 4:53 PM, RitualClarity said:

Let me now how well that worked for you @KoolHndLuke. The Blender info site. I am interested but have been too lazy to start. lol

Thanks for the link. I'm kinda busy with other crap right now, but I'll take a look when I can. Blender gives me a mental block or something even when I just think about it. 

[Reginald_001]

I posted this in the wrong thread.. now I moved it here where it belongs. :)

 

I had another full-technicolor dream last night. This one was not induced by any kind of movie. It was weird and magical, like a sequence from some kind of awesome movie..

 

I was stuck in a large cave (e.g. HUGE). There was this wooden house, green broken down paint on it. And it was phasing in and out of existance. Floating in like a whisp of green smoke. I knew I had to get into the house before it went out of existance again. I waited until it phased in and out of existance, then rushed insde.

 

There was a large square cement box, filled with orange lava. It was whisping smoke and embers.

Then I saw a shadow of myself entering the room, look at me, then dive into the lava.

And another..

And another me.. as if it was some sort of loop.

 

I looked around the room and there was this amazingly detailed, antique, shotgun on a stand.

I walked towards it. It had a brown wooden handle and the most intricately detailled surface you can imagine.

I was really baffled and realized that this was too much detail for a dream.

I took the gun out of the stand and held it, while echoes of me were still jumping into the lava.

 

Then I woke up.

 

I feel really strange today after this dream, left me in a weird state.

Also, I'm fucking horny.. like.. almost can't even control myself horny..

 

So.. the gun is my cock.. probably.. that's what Freud would say...

[2dk2c.2]

52 minutes ago, Reginald_001 said:

I posted this in the wrong thread.. now I moved it here where it belongs.

 

I had another full-technicolor dream last night. This one was not induced by any kind of movie. It was weird and magical, like a sequence from some kind of awesome movie..

 

I was stuck in a large cave (e.g. HUGE). There was this wooden house, green broken down paint on it. And it was phasing in and out of existance. Floating in like a whisp of green smoke. I knew I had to get into the house before it went out of existance again. I waited until it phased in and out of existance, then rushed insde.

 

There was a large square cement box, filled with orange lava. It was whisping smoke and embers.

Then I saw a shadow of myself entering the room, look at me, then dive into the lava.

And another..

And another me.. as if it was some sort of loop.

 

I looked around the room and there was this amazingly detailed, antique, shotgun on a stand.

I walked towards it. It had a brown wooden handle and the most intricately detailled surface you can imagine.

I was really baffled and realized that this was too much detail for a dream.

I took the gun out of the stand and held it, while echoes of me were still jumping into the lava.

 

Then I woke up.

 

I feel really strange today after this dream, left me in a weird state.

Also, I'm fucking horny.. like.. almost can't even control myself horny..

 

So.. the gun is my cock.. probably.. that's what Freud would say...

I liked your dream, and saw pictures in my head.

(like, OK) was it pretty dark in the green house except for the lava?

The box was made of cardboard here.

 

Now plenty of blowhards exist here to tell you what your dream meant.

I defer.

seriously.

I mean, I have *ideas* but I'll defer.

They'll be along shortly if they haven't arrived already (I type slow)

[Reginald_001]

48 minutes ago, 2dk2c.2 said:

I liked your dream, and saw pictures in my head.

(like, OK) was it pretty dark in the green house except for the lava?

The box was made of cardboard here.

 

Now plenty of blowhards exist here to tell you what your dream meant.

I defer.

seriously.

I mean, I have *ideas* but I'll defer.

They'll be along shortly if they haven't arrived already (I type slow)

I dont subscribe to the Freudian idea. I think the gun stands for my defense mechanisms and the lava as an escape hatch.

It's a classic flight or fight dream. (e.g. 'You have a choice, son') dreams about.. well choice.. Likely it's my subconscious telling me to make up my mind about something.

[Pork Type]

18 hours ago, 2dk2c.2 said:

 

 

 

This is the most fucked up thing I've seen in quite a while.

 

Mind you, I've seen brains ejected from skulls by helicopter blades. But there's no intent behind any of that.

 

This is... Well, at least no one was hurt. As far as I can tell.

 

[NitroHamlin]

If you ask someone to attempt to comprehend the incomprehensible, chances are it probably wouldn't be; If a bird (owls excluded) turns its head to the side to look at you and is focused on you, then what is the other eye doing/looking at? I had this thought lingering throughout half of the day.

 

But what really has been on my mind was before an afternoon nap, in bed before I drifted off my tailbone felt a little tingly, after a few seconds the sensation grew and it felt like a tubular appendage was there (pretty much a tail) about over 1/3 the width of my hips (in diameter). The feeling grew in length until I could feel it rub against the bed sheets, the "phantom" appendage felt pretty sensitive and when I came to focus on it I could move it around a little. But when I rolled over all the sensations just disappeared and when I tried to focus on it again nothing happened.

 

I know my explanation kind of reads like a cheesy TF story on deviantArt but the whole experience felt surreal.

[Reginald_001]

For a game from 2003, it certainly has aged very well. I've been playing Tron 2.0 and I'm loving it.

I remember loving it back then. But I'm loving it nearly as much now. Really pretty awesome game!

 

I'm using the the Tron 2.0: Killer App mod to support wide screen and using the Nvida screen I enabled some extra features like AA, etc..

It's looking gorgeous.

 

[Reginald_001]

After tron, I went and played through Agony Uncensored. Loved it to death. Played it as walking simulator through hell and I thought the design was at times pretty awesome. It wasn't scary for a second, but it was impressive nonetheless. I guess expectation management was handled wrong for this title, which made it fail so much. Also.. the voice acting.. it's really, really bad. It will be features in 'top 10 worst voice acted games' for sure. (Except for the biblical guy in the video below.. he's frikkin' awesome!)

 

Also, teh physix!!!

Also, I'm drinking a €100,- bottle of wine, production date 2012, and I feel bad for hating it.

Also, though the taste is bad, the buzz is really pretty good.

(edit 2 hrs. later) Oh this hangover is going to be bad..

 

 

 

[Captain Cobra]

Trying to think of a euphemism for boob that starts with the letter E.  Also, I would kill for some apple pie right now.

[Reginald_001]

The hangover is real. That's why I never normally drink....