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Idyll

Idyll

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19 minutes ago, Evaloves4 said:

> Damn, seeing the pics like this one on non porn sites always makes me wonder: is she about to fuck her dog?

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You know...

 

...They're both mammals!

 

 

7 minutes ago, Mr. Otaku said:

I would hope not, bestiality in real life comes with some complications to say the least lol.

 

Not with proper knowledge, I'd venture for guess.

 

Now, don't go trying to suck a horse's cock, stud tips are known for flaring wide and could get stuck down imprudent pie holes. ?

Mr. Otaku

Mr. Otaku

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3 minutes ago, Idyll said:

Not with proper knowledge, I'd venture for guess.

 

Now, don't go trying to suck a horse's cock, stud tips are known for flaring wide and could get stuck down imprudent pie holes. ?

 

Proper knowledge can help but it's still far too dangerous for the human and weird for the animals cause they're fucking something they're designed to fuck and they can't say yes or no to it. Better to ride the horse than to let it ride you and potentially thrust too hard and turn your insides into a bloody crime scene.

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"Do you know the definition of a typo?" -Crazy Man With A Mohawk
Idyll

Idyll

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Now I'm curious about rhino dick for some reason.

 

I've been looking at pics and I feel like it could make for a very good bad dragon haha~

 

 

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Guest

Guest

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26 minutes ago, Idyll said:

 

You know...

 

...They're both mammals!

> Regardless of that.  It's not my cup of coffee, but whoever likes it, have fun :D

Idyll

Idyll

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1 minute ago, Evaloves4 said:

> Regardless of that.  It's not my cup of coffee, but whoever likes it, have fun :D

 

Haha, personally coffee shakes my tea leaves to their core moreso than bestiality! ?

Darkpig

Darkpig

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20 hours ago, Idyll said:

I'd play that, pitch in some character customisation and I'll make a mafia hawk named Antonio (Tony for the intimates) pick up the board and perfect the way of the "Freedom Flighter" haha~

We could have unlockable hats. I fear what people will do if I give them more power than that.

Idyll

Idyll

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1 hour ago, Darkpig said:

We could have unlockable hats. I fear what people will do if I give them more power than that.

 

Hats would be fine actually, I'd take the classical "Floating Eyeballs & Mouth With Invisible Face" option haha - but what, afraid they'd ruffle the feathers~?

 

 

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lPalpatinel

lPalpatinel

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6 hours ago, Mr. Otaku said:

If Starfield isn't spectacular i will go to Todd's house and challenge him to a real chess match and i won't go easy, that'll show him.

I don't know why but this game is giving me a vibe of the No Man's Sky game, in the teasers / trailers along with the youtubers No Man's Sky was in a very big hype but when the game launched it was a big disappointment, but I trust bethesda because apart from fallout 76 they never made a game literally horrible.

Mr. Otaku

Mr. Otaku

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2 minutes ago, MidNightQuiet said:

I don't know why but this game is giving me a vibe of the No Man's Sky game, in the teasers / trailers along with the youtubers No Man's Sky was in a very big hype but when the game launched it was a big disappointment, but I trust bethesda because apart from fallout 76 they never made a game literally horrible.

 

That's pretty much how i feel too, they've never had a main release fail so catastrophically and 76 very clearly wasn't a main release. The reason people draw parrallels to NMS is because of that one scene where you collect resources with a mining laser beam and the 1000 procedurally generated planets but that's about it. Two games within the same genres are bound to share some similarities so that's not a big deal.

 

Overall i'm pretty confident that they won't fuck it up especially now that Microsoft is banking so much on it (making it exclusive to Xbox and PC) so they wouldn't wanna fuck it up if they can help it.

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Darkpig

Darkpig

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2 hours ago, Idyll said:

Hats would be fine actually, I'd take the classical "Floating Eyeballs & Mouth With Invisible Face" option haha - but what, afraid they'd ruffle the feathers~?

I'm not afraid!

 

Okay maybe a little:classic_blush:

 

I'm fine either way as long as it starts off the Tony Hawk's Bird Skater franchise.

Idyll

Idyll

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7 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

I'm not afraid!

 

Okay maybe a little:classic_blush:

 

I'm fine either way as long as it starts off the Tony Hawk's Bird Skater franchise.

 

That'd be nice haha - and then an expansion for spiders, a little skating Charlotte haha~

Darkpig

Darkpig

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On 11/10/2022 at 9:25 PM, Idyll said:

That'd be nice haha - and then an expansion for spiders, a little skating Charlotte haha~

If horror is what you seek then to Quoth the Raven: Nevermore.

 

A spider is small and the model will be hard to see. I assume you are talking about the story Charlotte's Web. If that is the case I don't see why we can't have Charlotte and Wilbur on the same board. Pig representation:face_pig:

Idyll

Idyll

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2 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

If horror is what you seek then to Quoth the Raven: Nevermore.

 

A spider is small and the model will be hard to see. I assume you are talking about the story Charlotte's Web. If that is the case I don't see why we can't have Charlotte and Wilbur on the same board. Pig representation:face_pig:

 

And we could call it the "Darkpig Expansion" or "The Baconed Crusade Expansion"!

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Idyll

Idyll

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2 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Mmh, bacon. ?

 

I know right, I'm on my way to the kitchen to make some.

Idyll

Idyll

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11 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Would do the same, but I doubt my neighbour would let me slaughter one of his pigs. 

 

Note to myself: Buy bacon.

 

What if you owned the neighbour? Manswine much no?

Darkpig

Darkpig

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11 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Would do the same, but I doubt my neighbour would let me slaughter one of his pigs. 

 

Note to myself: Buy bacon.

I'm thinking of buying some bacon myself

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Idyll

Idyll

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14 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Owning humans isn't allowed where I live. And I can't just enthrall the entire neighbourhood. Raises way to much suspicion.

 

Heh. For all your clan's cunning you can't figure the simplest out!

 

: Make one your pawn, consume it to bits and feed the undesired rest of its essence to its own pigs - they'll handle disposing of the evidence and even reprocess it for certainty when they eat their own shit whilst questing for feed. ?

 

 

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Idyll

Idyll

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4 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

And why should I do that? I just want some bacon.

 

Well - to get bacon...?

 

Besides, the actual bacon would get thicker with this method of preparation!

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