What's on your mind?

[The First Lady of Hats]

I was thinking of Coffee and wether I should cook breakfast or be lazy and go out to fetch some, but that one kid in that other thread has now got me thinking if Optimus prime wears underpants or not and Imma not gonna rest until i find the answer. :3

[Ernest Lemmingway]

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

 

Why do we call them "cookies" when they're baked?

 

Should I give in just one more time? (A  to whomever first tells me what that's from)

[Guest]

I thinking about going Bi, but question I can actually pull of, cause plans is one thing, doing is other. 

[joemonco]

I'm thinking there's $1 margaritas at Applebees today.

[GimmeBACON]

Took my dogs out on a hiking trail today... my old boy's showing his age.  That or he's getting lazy, I can't help but think a 9 year old dog should still out-perform me.

[FauxFurry]

What's on my mind now? I'm wondering whether or not it would take more effort to tamper with the human genome to give them traits from other animals than it would to tamper with other animals' genomes to make them more human.

Also, shaving off the Devil's Haircut.

[Molevalence]

What was the bad guys name from Tron? Ugh... this is gonna drive me nuts.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

5 hours ago, Molevalence said:

What was the bad guys name from Tron? Ugh... this is gonna drive me nuts.

Sark?

 

Lately my cat has started licking my face; he's never done that before in the almost eight years of his life. Is he trying to eat me alive?

[Captain Cobra]

Fed my Neopets today.

[Guest]

dslreports's speed test. which usually works and feeds my self-esteem.

Today it disdains my requests for a test, "Use a different browser, or maybe reboot (go away)"

 

And my own ISP's test that usually looks like a loaf of bread with seeds on top, looks like a long hill. A reverse rollercoaster? 

It's like me (today),

it's taking a really long time to get where it's going, but it gets there.

Which makes me wonder about all those guys at dslreports salivating over every new speed-tier, and probably testing the crap out of them to make sure they get their

allotted speed.

I mean, they read forums and write twitters, but they need enough speed to download 10 movies at once.

Which is fine, but 

 

 

um,? I wonder if the system gets bogged down sometimes.

[Reginald_001]

I was thinking why I'm so obsessed with skinny women, and why I can't seem to be attracted to 'less' skinny women. Then I saw this pic, and remembered watching this in my youth. I think I finally solved the puzzle. I like blonde skinny women because I was filthy in love with her as a kid, and have been attracted to that image subconsciously since then...

 

It's from I dream of Jeannie, b.t.w.

[Tex]

Is it just me going insane, or literally, all the clients at my work are somewhat brain-dead?

[Ernest Lemmingway]

Right now I just feel like screaming.

[Reginald_001]

I'm an hour past the time where I need to cook. I'm hungry as hell but I'm too tired to get up and cook. It's like my body has grown tentacles into the chair and just wants me to stay here and vegetate.... owkay.. fuckit.. I'll get up and cook something..

[Guest]

Going back and playing New Vegas, Running through the "Someguy Series" of mods. Ahh, good times being a bounty hunter.

[Cynical Misanthrope]

On 5/11/2018 at 8:10 PM, Alkpaz said:

Right now? This: https://imgur.com/gallery/FnvL6il

That was the most hilarious and sad thing I have seen in a long time.

[Hayleyrose2323]

Downloading hundreds of skyrim SSE mods. I was so happy with oldrim, now I'm going back to SSE and then in a few weeks Ill go back to oldrim, WHY CANT I QUIT YOU CHAD!

 

Yea I named my skyrim game Chad. So what. I bet everyone does that...

[KoolHndLuke]

39 minutes ago, Hayleyrose2323 said:

Yea I named my skyrim game Chad. So what. I bet everyone does that...

Do they? That's just fuckin silly! Both me and Stevie agree on this! Stevie is my computer btw.

[Guest]

at 51 I doubt I'll get laid again....and if I did I doubt I'd enjoy it

[KoolHndLuke]

2 hours ago, sikkboy said:

at 51 I doubt I'll get laid again....and if I did I doubt I'd enjoy it

I go by how I feel, not how many years I've lived- and I don't feel any older than 35- 40. I always shave 10 yrs off my age when telling people.

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Sometimes I wonder if we should bring back gas chambers.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

I just re-watched Land of the Dead. Good movie, but what still sticks out for me is the opening scene where the scavengers use fireworks to distract the zombies until Big Daddy realizes what's going on and tries to get his fellow deadheads to pay attention. I saw it in theaters years ago and even then it struck a chord. Then I saw how people were making such a big deal about the royal wedding. Bread and circuses, indeed. 

[Hayleyrose2323]

Just woke up. Been having nightmares recently, and today just now I had a pretty detailed one. Don't remember all of it but I do remember a good chunk, but the part thats really bothering me is I feel really weird right now, just down. A bit depressed. Usually Of course, I get a wave of happiness when I wake up from a nightmare to find it was just a nightmare but not today, so much that I am writing about it on a forum. x.x

 

Basically I usually have videos playing in the background when I sleep and I was listening to the yogscast play Minecraft and they were playing a ground hog day type adventure map, you know, the day repeats its self, well that kinda made its way into my dream. Basically, something was wrong with the earth, and it was going to be very hot and kill a lot of people and only a select amount of people would be able to get shelter from it, mostly wealthy people and basically I sent in a application for my mom, dad and I, and at the last few minutes we would usually get denied or something and I would be able to reset the day and try again. The first time I reset, I reset too soon and we were accepted. Pretty detailed, but at the same time It was crazy. 

 

Overall just a nightmare, but as I said, still feel down and I can still feel the fear from it a bit. My depression and anxiety is kicking my butt lately, messing with my dreams. Bleh.

[The First Lady of Hats]

36 minutes ago, Hayleyrose2323 said:

Overall just a nightmare, but as I said, still feel down and I can still feel the fear from it a bit. My depression and anxiety is kicking my butt lately, messing with my dreams. Bleh.

I used to have a recurring nightmare about that venus-flytrap-plant-thing from Lil'Shop o' Horrors, except it lived in my bathtub, instead of plant material it was made out of goldfish stitched together, and it ate banknotes instead of people. I still dunno why the hell this worried me at the time, but ehh, yer'll live. :]

[Captain Cobra]

With emojis supported on LL, I can now engage in supreme shitposting.

 

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