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WARNING!

 

Spoiler ahead. If you don't want to know about the game Ghost Recon: Wildlands, don't press the spoiler button.

If you do it anyway and then complain about it, do yourself and others a favor - Inject yourself with some delicious Zyklon-B.

 

 

 

 

First of all, I am huge fan of stealth-tactical-1st/3rd person shooter games. I love games such as Rainbow Six, Splinter Cell, and the older Ghost Recon games.

And there is no secret Ubisoft is a bunch of corrupted fucktards, but they have never really fucked up any of the games I just mentioned.

Sure, some bugs here and there but all games has them. Anyway I was a fucking retard to think that GRW would be as good as the games I just mentioned.

But how wrong I was. The core gameplay is okay. It's fairly similar to Splinter Cell and the newer GR Future Soldier game.

 

But then there is a few elements that are just completely shit.

 

First of all, driving cars and bikes is like driving on soap. And it's also completely stiff.

Second, you have a few attachments for you weapons such as grenade launcher. But to active it, you will have to aim either in 1st/3rd person view and then use the corresponding key.

You cannot activate/deactivate when you are not aiming. You can only activate/deactivate it when aiming. Same goes for the rate of fire on your Assault Rifles.

What kind of fucking retarded mechanic is that?

 

Third, in previous games, you could "tag" enemies for your teammates, so you could make a "sync shot". You could tag up 3 enemies, and then the player could take out a 4th if wanted/needed. When everything was set up, you simply pressed the corresponding key for sync shot action, and your team mates would make it happen.

You could tag them, and then simply act as a overwatch to wait for the perfect opportunity or where there is less chance for other enemies to detect it. (i.e finding dead bodies etc etc) 

Not now. Now it's the same mechanic as mentioned above about attachments. Meaning, you must aim at a tagged enemy for the prompt to show up.

You can somewhat get around this by using your drone, but you still must aim at a tagged enemy.  Completely fucking retarded since, it gives you less control overall in the current area.

And some skills such as sync shot and drone use, has no also a cold down attached to them. They can be decreased by upgrading the skills, but still. Fuck off!

 

Fourth: Weapon progression: To unlock new weapons and attachments, you will have to find either "intel caches" or a lieutenants which will give you information where on the map it can be found. Mind you, it can be in areas where you haven't been to yet or had any quests there yet. So lets say, you want a specific weapon. You hover over it with your mouse, in the gunsmith window, and it says where to go on the map to find it. You go to this area, and then hope you find the right cache or lieutenant to point out exactly where it is.

And then you will also likely have to clear that area out of enemies before you can grab it.

 

In earlier games, you had to do specific objectives such as kill 10 enemies without reloading. Or complete a mission without being detected etc etc.

It didn't matter what kind of weapon you used. As long as you just did the objective. I have reached roughly 70% of the story, and it's first now I have the things I wanted.

And this mechanic is also used for resources which you use for upgrading your character skills.

 

It's incredible repetitive and it makes me fucking pissed off. I could had overlooked it was used for exotic weapons and such. That would make more sense.

 

Fifth: Even when using stealth and suppression for your weapons, if when enemies detects you, they know exactly where you are. My longest sniper shot that I been able to pull off was 732 meters. But once a enemy saw the dead body, and I dropped a few more close to him, he slowly started walk towards me. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Granted, some enemies do hide, but not all of them. 

 

Lastly, there is some strong feminist bullshit in the game as well. I can't give any examples, because I would had to sit hear all day writing it down. But in general it has been about how badass women are, and how lame men are. I'm not saying none of this is truth, because it is. But it's how it's implemented. It felt forced and completely out pf place.

 

I'm so fucking disappointed with this game. Last game I ever buy from Ubi$uck.

 

 

 

Posted

WARNING!

 

Spoiler ahead. If you don't want to know about the game Ghost Recon: Wildlands, don't press the spoiler button.

If you do it anyway and then complain about it, do yourself and others a favor - Inject yourself with some delicious Zyklon-B.

 

 

 

 

First of all, I am huge fan of stealth-tactical-1st/3rd person shooter games. I love games such as Rainbow Six, Splinter Cell, and the older Ghost Recon games.

And there is no secret Ubisoft is a bunch of corrupted fucktards, but they have never really fucked up any of the games I just mentioned.

Sure, some bugs here and there but all games has them. Anyway I was a fucking retard to think that GRW would be as good as the games I just mentioned.

But how wrong I was. The core gameplay is okay. It's fairly similar to Splinter Cell and the newer GR Future Soldier game.

 

But then there is a few elements that are just completely shit.

 

First of all, driving cars and bikes is like driving on soap. And it's also completely stiff.

Second, you have a few attachments for you weapons such as grenade launcher. But to active it, you will have to aim either in 1st/3rd person view and then use the corresponding key.

You cannot activate/deactivate when you are not aiming. You can only activate/deactivate it when aiming. Same goes for the rate of fire on your Assault Rifles.

What kind of fucking retarded mechanic is that?

 

Third, in previous games, you could "tag" enemies for your teammates, so you could make a "sync shot". You could tag up 3 enemies, and then the player could take out a 4th if wanted/needed. When everything was set up, you simply pressed the corresponding key for sync shot action, and your team mates would make it happen.

You could tag them, and then simply act as a overwatch to wait for the perfect opportunity or where there is less chance for other enemies to detect it. (i.e finding dead bodies etc etc) 

Not now. Now it's the same mechanic as mentioned above about attachments. Meaning, you must aim at a tagged enemy for the prompt to show up.

You can somewhat get around this by using your drone, but you still must aim at a tagged enemy.  Completely fucking retarded since, it gives you less control overall in the current area.

And some skills such as sync shot and drone use, has no also a cold down attached to them. They can be decreased by upgrading the skills, but still. Fuck off!

 

Fourth: Weapon progression: To unlock new weapons and attachments, you will have to find either "intel caches" or a lieutenants which will give you information where on the map it can be found. Mind you, it can be in areas where you haven't been to yet or had any quests there yet. So lets say, you want a specific weapon. You hover over it with your mouse, in the gunsmith window, and it says where to go on the map to find it. You go to this area, and then hope you find the right cache or lieutenant to point out exactly where it is.

And then you will also likely have to clear that area out of enemies before you can grab it.

 

In earlier games, you had to do specific objectives such as kill 10 enemies without reloading. Or complete a mission without being detected etc etc.

It didn't matter what kind of weapon you used. As long as you just did the objective. I have reached roughly 70% of the story, and it's first now I have the things I wanted.

And this mechanic is also used for resources which you use for upgrading your character skills.

 

It's incredible repetitive and it makes me fucking pissed off. I could had overlooked it was used for exotic weapons and such. That would make more sense.

 

Fifth: Even when using stealth and suppression for your weapons, if when enemies detects you, they know exactly where you are. My longest sniper shot that I been able to pull off was 732 meters. But once a enemy saw the dead body, and I dropped a few more close to him, he slowly started walk towards me. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Granted, some enemies do hide, but not all of them. 

 

Lastly, there is some strong feminist bullshit in the game as well. I can't give any examples, because I would had to sit hear all day writing it down. But in general it has been about how badass women are, and how lame men are. I'm not saying none of this is truth, because it is. But it's how it's implemented. It felt forced and completely out pf place.

 

I'm so fucking disappointed with this game. Last game I ever buy from Ubi$uck.

 

 

 

 

I hated how this game was ruined by the typical Ubisoft bullshit - clutered AI, dozens of collectibles instead of sensible missions and plot, force COOP with Ai partners etc.. 

It could be very nice game. 

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lover boys, gilrs abuse. a boy who fight vs a gril.  anaimale abuse.

 

Bad spelling.

 

Wha yuh seh, mista grammar champion pig? Feel betta now? Lets hope suh ;)

Look, as long as we can figure out what the other is trying to say, everything is just fine...

Posted

 

 

lover boys, gilrs abuse. a boy who fight vs a gril.  anaimale abuse.

 

Bad spelling.

 

Wha yuh seh, mista grammar champion pig? Feel betta now? Lets hope suh ;)

Look, as long as we can figure out what the other is trying to say, everything is just fine...

 

 

Except I can't. Why is a boy fighting a grill? Why do people we go to war? Is there a limit to corporate greed? Will I ever be consistent? I have many questions and I have a flare for the dramatic. Short answer:

 

Yeah I feel bettah

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Posted

 

 

 

lover boys, gilrs abuse. a boy who fight vs a gril.  anaimale abuse.

 

Bad spelling.

 

Wha yuh seh, mista grammar champion pig? Feel betta now? Lets hope suh ;)

Look, as long as we can figure out what the other is trying to say, everything is just fine...

 

 

Except I can't. Why is a boy fighting a grill? Why do people we go to war? Is there a limit to corporate greed? Will I ever be consistent? I have many questions and I have a flare for the dramatic. Short answer:

 

Yeah I feel bettah

 

Well, not all of us are linguistically talented. Anyway, a boy fights a grill not to get grilled by her, what else? Dunno why you people go to war for the we, maybe you people don't know either. Haven't yet seen a corporation that has given up on greed and wasn't yet bankrupt. To be consistent one needs a spine not to wobble around on stage, to be fair. Since my puberty I have no questions anymore and for sure no marvelous answers for mankind. Do I perhaps look like a foolish politician that stops babbling first on the hanging tree? Jesus!

 

See you out there, comrade Napoleon ;)

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Well, not all of us are linguistically talented.

 

Never said I was. I never did understand Punctuation. Anyway. It doesn't take a genius to spell the word or use spell check but I get your point.

 

Anyway, a boy fights a grill not to get grilled by her, what else?

 

AAAAnd I still don't get it.

 

Dunno why you people go to war for the we, maybe you people don't know either.

 

Who? You? Me? What? How?

 

Haven't yet seen a corporation that has given up on greed and wasn't yet bankrupt.

 

Obviously we would all go hungry without greed. I think I asked the wrong question. What lengths would a person be willing to go to get some coin?

 

To be consistent one needs a spine not to wobble around on stage, to be fair.

 

Does this mean I have to stop drinking?

 

Since my puberty I have no questions anymore and for sure no marvelous answers for mankind.

 

Never stop asking questions. Ever!

 

 

Do I perhaps look like a foolish politician that stops babbling first on the hanging tree? Jesus!

 

See you out there, comrade Napoleon ;)

 

Napoleon Jesus the politician I :heart: it.

 

Answers in Red.

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lover boys, gilrs abuse. a boy who fight vs a gril.  anaimale abuse.

 

Bad spelling.

 

Wha yuh seh, mista grammar champion pig? Feel betta now? Lets hope suh ;)

Look, as long as we can figure out what the other is trying to say, everything is just fine...

 

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how uber drivers bitch & moan about their drive back home

even tho thanks to my Top-Notch Beverly Hills lawyer is getting

paid nearly $100 an hour.

 

hey theres plenty of people south of the border who will

fuckin kill to make half that much in a week, goddamn fuckin

entitled skill-less labor force

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I'm a misanthrope IRL

 

And being the family's tech bitch for free. 

 

The below is a true story...involves a member of my immediate family. 

 

A good while back, I get a call from a member of my family and he's telling me he can't get the computer to start up.  So I drive over which is a 5 min drive.   I look over his computer. Sure enough, it's running..the lights are on and everything is plugged in.

 

Then I look at the monitor.  It's power light isn't on. 

 

Then I told him "You forgot to turn on the monitor.  This is with an expression that's somewhere between sheer annoyance, exasperation and sardonic amusement.  

 

I press the monitor's "ON" button.

 

Now it's working. 

 

Then I tell this story to my brother who works at Dell.  He laughs out loud. 

 

And that's why I'm a misanthrope. :P

 

 

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Im starting to fucking hate lets players...

I try to find something nice to listen to while i play DF or Aurora 4x and i always find some jackass, ignorant or reddit tier meme spouting le cool guy... 

 

For example :

- Guy plays Hearts of Iron 3 Black Ice as Japan.

Oh cool i say to myself, im eager to see some epic naval battles between IJN and US navy, some daring raids againt West Coast of Us, some clever plan for reverse island hopping campaign ... Maybe some cruiser will become memetic badass and sunks carriers or battleship? Maybe the historical thing happens and he will be stopped and slowly beaten into submission by the monstrous USA Ai ?

 Dude joins the Allies and plays the enitre Sino Japanese war on 5 speed and with AI controlling the entirety of his armies... 

 

- another guy, BLACKICE playthrough as USA. 

Oh cool, player customized Overlord, fighting in Pacific and Africa... Or maybe it will be fascist US play with buffed USSR where both he and Germany will try to bring the mighty soviet army down and establish some totalitarian reign on the planet ? 

First thing he does is to punch up the no neutrality cheat that lets him build even bigger arrmies and make the game even easier ( US is already the easy mode of that game ). Not to mention it totally destroys the event chain about slowly gearing up for war..

 

- Ok fuck it maybe Warband AD 1257 mod will be better .. 

Dude cant even pronounce half of the kingdom names and is stunned to learn that there is no Spain but two independent kingdoms of Castille and Aragon in its place... 

 

- *resigned tone* Dwarf Fortress then ?

Constant meme spouting about killing elves, magma, digging deeply and greedly and FUN. All with copious use of dfhack to prospect, erase bad thoughts etc.

 

Some games are resistant to assholes in lets plays, like CMANO, Man of War and Graviteam Tactics but others are like fucking retard magnet.. 

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I hate having my days off ruined... unless discussed beforehand, that's my slippers and basketball shorts time.  :dodgy:

 

No bathrobe? XD

 

Can never find one I like... but my shorts are super comfy.

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People who are intolerant of other people's culture.

 

And the Dutch.

 

Not sure if we are allowed to ask questions, but... the Dutch? :blink: How so?

 

 

It's a joke. "I hate people who are intolerant of other cultures, but I'm also intolerant of other cultures."

You know what really grinds my gears? Other gears. But seriously, one of my biggest peeves is when drivers group their cars really close together when they have tons of space to spread out. It's like "Dude, safety in numbers doesn't apply when everyone's trying to control a huge chunk of metal moving faster than they can." And when a game costs 60 dollars and has microtransactions. Pick. One.

 

 

What's worse is when you're keeping a safe distance, and some asshat thinks that it's your personal invitation to budge in (after which he tries to get around every other car so he can go 50mph over the speed limit - unsucessfully). All New York drivers are fucking idiots.

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All New York drivers are fucking idiots.

 

 

Pretty much everybody says that about the drivers where they're from, but... I've lived in a lot of places in the U.S. over the years, and I can say that New York has the absolute worst drivers. Except for maybe Miami... maybe it's a tie.

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All New York drivers are fucking idiots.

 

 

Pretty much everybody says that about the drivers where they're from, but... I've lived in a lot of places in the U.S. over the years, and I can say that New York has the absolute worst drivers. Except for maybe Miami... maybe it's a tie.

 

 

Add Houston drivers to that list (I'm not from Houston, but driven through there enough that I've learned to drive AROUND it if I can).

 

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All New York drivers are fucking idiots.

 

 

Pretty much everybody says that about the drivers where they're from, but... I've lived in a lot of places in the U.S. over the years, and I can say that New York has the absolute worst drivers. Except for maybe Miami... maybe it's a tie.

 

 

Add Houston drivers to that list (I'm not from Houston, but driven through there enough that I've learned to drive AROUND it if I can).

 

 

 

Fair enough. I've never lived in Texas, and though I've driven through the state several times, I don't think I've ever driven through Houston itself.

 

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