Psalam Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Quote 4 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: ¡ ¡ ¡ E A S I L Y • G R A N T E D ! ! ! according to Union historians, Gideon did indeed pass at the first Battle of Belmont (November, 1861) of unknown reasons — although word of mouth at the time suggested he died of loose stools. fearing the disgrace and shame that would probably fall onto her family's name, his mother Anne Payne ordered Oreb — Gideon's twin brother — to subsumed the deceased's identity; however, due to the twin's absolute lack of military knowledge and excessive good nature, Oreb was one to be blamed for the loss of all following battles. Oreb's inflated discourse at Brigadier General John H. Winder's Funeral on February 8th, 1865 was later labeled as "Pillow Talk." (picture) Reveal hidden contents Gideon Pillow (picture) Reveal hidden contents Oreb Pillow i wish all @worik's wishes to come true. This one is also easily GRANTED! But, this being "Corrupt A Wish" they will not be granted in the way that she might prefer. I wish everyone who was routinely rude on LL had a special mark on their posts so that everyone else new what to expect. 2
ZenBuddhist Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Psalam said: This one is also easily GRANTED! But, this being "Corrupt A Wish" they will not be granted in the way that she might prefer. I wish everyone who was routinely rude on LL had a special mark on their posts so that everyone else new what to expect. ¡ ¡ ¡ A L S O • E A S I L Y • G R A N T E D ! ! ! from now on, everyone who is routinely rude on LL get a "thumbs up" on the lower right corner of their posts — such as this: i wish people would stop ignoring me and react positively to my posts in several LL threads.
worik Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 31 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: ignoring me GRANTED ! .. err wait .. @Psalam your post has the number #8328 and mine is 8330 .. has anybody posted between us ? I wish people wouldn't be that ignorant and pay more attention to what others posted earlier. 1
Psalam Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Quote 26 minutes ago, worik said: GRANTED ! .. err wait .. @Psalam your post has the number #8328 and mine is 8330 .. has anybody posted between us ? I wish people wouldn't be that ignorant and pay more attention to what others posted earlier. GRANTED! I wish somebody besides me would post on this thread every once in a while.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 13, 2019 Posted June 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! I wish somebody besides me would post on this thread every once in a while. G R A N T E D ! ! ! after some powerful Skyrim spell is conjured, 3.5 billion users simultaneously post on this thread; such unexpected amount of info (and saves) crashes LL, destroys its database, then its server, then the entire Indo-Asian-European Internet. only Bolivian, Mexican, Canadian, and American Internet remain fully functional. i wish "Loose Stools" actually meant a bunch of seating stools that got somehow lost.
worik Posted June 13, 2019 Posted June 13, 2019 4 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said: i wish "Loose Stools" actually meant a bunch of seating stools that got somehow lost. Granted, loose stool means exactly that. Since people have lost one option to talk around the real thing with analogies, they use: "can't keep the shit for yourself".? Language deteriorates further and further and nobody understands classic literature anymore. I wish I had still some more Assam tea in the pantry ?
Psalam Posted June 13, 2019 Posted June 13, 2019 Quote 3 hours ago, worik said: Granted, loose stool means exactly that. Since people have lost one option to talk around the real thing with analogies, they use: "can't keep the shit for yourself".? Language deteriorates further and further and nobody understands classic literature anymore. I wish I had still some more Assam tea in the pantry ? GRANTED! you now have all the "T" that can be found in the word "Assam" in your pantry. I wish I hadn't turned into a tea snob.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 13, 2019 Posted June 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! you now have all the "T" that can be found in the word "Assam" in your pantry. I wish I hadn't turned into a tea snob. G R A N T E D ! ! ! you're all of a sudden back into being a Tea-Plebeian. instead, you become a Coffee-Snob, a Whisky-Snob, a Wine-Snob, and even a Water-Snob — a true sommelier. i wish i could stay a bit longer in bed.
Psalam Posted June 13, 2019 Posted June 13, 2019 Quote 35 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: G R A N T E D ! ! ! you're all of a sudden back into being a Tea-Plebeian. instead, you become a Coffee-Snob, a Whisky-Snob, a Wine-Snob, and even a Water-Snob — a true sommelier. i wish i could stay a bit longer in bed. GRANTED! you have been diagnosed with smallpox and, as the first case in decades you have been quarantined and strapped into a lab bed with IVs and other tubes while "THEY" figure out how it happened. This could take a while. I wish I didn't have to go and do chores. 1
ZenBuddhist Posted June 13, 2019 Posted June 13, 2019 58 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! you have been diagnosed with smallpox and, as the first case in decades you have been quarantined and strapped into a lab bed with IVs and other tubes while "THEY" figure out how it happened. This could take a while. I wish I didn't have to go and do chores. G R A N T E D ! you just don't go and do twice as many errands at your home. i wish it was Friday already.
Psalam Posted June 13, 2019 Posted June 13, 2019 Quote 2 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said: G R A N T E D ! you just don't go and do twice as many errands at your home. i wish it was Friday already. Congratulations! GRANTED! It is currently Friday, June 14, 2019 in Auckland NZ. I wish I were in Auckland.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 13, 2019 Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: Congratulations! GRANTED! It is currently Friday, June 14, 2019 in Auckland NZ. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! you made me choke out of laughing, Psalam!
worik Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 On 6/13/2019 at 4:59 PM, ZenBuddhist said: you made me choke out of laughing, Psalam! I wish Psalam wouldn't have choked you to silence before you had been able to formulate a corruptable wish. But Psalam already corrupted my ^ wish before I spoke it. Are we caught up in a time loop and circle in here for ever? Attempt to break out: I wish the time loop will have a nice corner to sit in . 1
ZenBuddhist Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 5 hours ago, worik said: Attempt to break out: I wish the time loop will have a nice corner to sit in . ‼️G R A N T E D ‼️ but since time geometry does not allow corners (see representation below), Spoiler the seats are spread in its middle zone. time has nice seats, though — places you can just sit and enjoy it (time) passing by. i wish i hadn't started this time loop by choking on my own laugh.
Psalam Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: ‼️G R A N T E D ‼️ but since time geometry does not allow corners (see representation below), Reveal hidden contents the seats are spread in its middle zone. time has nice seats, though — places you can just sit and enjoy it (time) passing by. i wish i hadn't started this time loop by choking on my own laugh. GRANTED! you started the time loop by taking a breath AFTER you got done choking. I wish that the above posted picture didn't remind me of a Harry Potter movie.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! you started the time loop by taking a breath AFTER you got done choking. I wish that the above posted picture didn't remind me of a Harry Potter movie. G R A N T E D ! ! ! from now on, the train station picture reminds you of a 1957's Chinese movie entitled "Twilight Train" — which, on its turn, reminds you of the Twilight saga. "Twilight Train (1957)" Spoiler S U R P R I S E ! ! ! Spoiler i wish the next Wisher doesn't click on the spoiler above.
Psalam Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 1 hour ago, ZenBuddhist said: G R A N T E D ! ! ! from now on, the train station picture reminds you of a 1957's Chinese movie entitled "Twilight Train" — which, on its turn, reminds you of the Twilight saga. "Twilight Train (1957)" S U R P R I S E ! ! ! i wish the next Wisher doesn't click on the spoiler above. GRANTED! what spoiler? I wish the next poster would have 8345 on this thread.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! what spoiler? I wish the next poster would have 8345 on this thread. G R A N T E D ! Although the next poster — me — actually got #8326 on his/my thread. “Life is fair. We all get the same nine-month shake in the box, and then the dice roll. Some people get a run of sevens. Some people, unfortunately, get snake-eyes. Its just how the world is.” (Stephen King, “Full Dark, No Stars”) i wish i had great wishes, for a change. note: W O W. the thread numbers went crazy!
Psalam Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: G R A N T E D ! Although the next poster — me — actually got #8326 on his thread. “Life is fair. We all get the same nine-month shake in the box, and then the dice roll. Some people get a run of sevens. Some people, unfortunately, get snake-eyes. Its just how the world is.” (Stephen King, “Full Dark, No Stars”) i wish i had great wishes, for a change. You did? It looks like you fulfilled my wish to me! GRANTED! all your wishes are huge, gargantuan, even colossal!!!! I wish my blog post would finish itself.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: You did? It looks like you fulfilled my wish to me! i know it sounds crazy: i was going to publish two posts — one with the "Granted!" and the next with the text corrupting your wish. since the poster would be the same, both numbers would be valid. well, when i first posted, its number was indeed #8326, Psalam. i took a screenshot of the blue bar and edited the post to insert it; after saved, its number became #8345. this is the blue bar screenshot i took: the real #8326 is actually a post of yours to Worik:
ZenBuddhist Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! all your wishes are huge, gargantuan, even colossal!!!! I wish my blog post would finish itself. G R A N T E D ! ! ! although it finished itself in ancient Halmidi, so no one understands it — not even you: • • • • • i wish i could understand what happened with my post numbering.
Psalam Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 1 hour ago, ZenBuddhist said: G R A N T E D ! ! ! although it finished itself in ancient Halmidi, so no one understands it — not even you: • • • • • i wish i could understand what happened with my post numbering. GRANTED! welcome to the vagaries of the LL engine/site. It is the reason that LL is down as much as it is because trying to keep it running properly (even without trolls) is a lot of work. I wish I understood ancient Halmidi (translating sounds easier than writing at the moment).
ZenBuddhist Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! welcome to the vagaries of the LL engine/site. It is the reason that LL is down as much as it is because trying to keep it running properly (even without trolls) is a lot of work. thanks for granting my wish, Dr. Psalam, M.D. 19 minutes ago, Psalam said: I wish I understood ancient Halmidi (translating sounds easier than writing at the moment). B U T • Y O U • D O ! ! ! W I S H • G R A N T E D ! ! ! ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਇਹ ਆਧੁਨਿਕ ਰੂਪ ਵਿਚ ਹੈ ਅਤੇ ਆਧੁਨਿਕ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਦੇ ਵਿਆਪਕ ਤੌਰ ਤੇ ਨੇੜੇ ਹੈ, ਤੁਸੀਂ ਅਚਾਨਕ - ਅਚੰਭੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਹਿਮਾਇਤੀ ਬੋਲਣ, ਲਿਖਣ, ਪੜ੍ਹਣ ਅਤੇ ਸੋਚਣ ਦੇ ਯੋਗ ਹੋ. (trans: since it's morphologically and grammatically close to modern Punjabi, you're — all of a sudden — able to speak, write, read, count, and even think in Ancient Halmidi). unfortunately, it's the only language you speak from now on. • i wish @worik would engage more in this game.
Psalam Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: thanks for granting my wish, Dr. Psalam, M.D. B U T • Y O U • D O ! ! ! W I S H • G R A N T E D ! ! ! ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਇਹ ਆਧੁਨਿਕ ਰੂਪ ਵਿਚ ਹੈ ਅਤੇ ਆਧੁਨਿਕ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਦੇ ਵਿਆਪਕ ਤੌਰ ਤੇ ਨੇੜੇ ਹੈ, ਤੁਸੀਂ ਅਚਾਨਕ - ਅਚੰਭੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਹਿਮਾਇਤੀ ਬੋਲਣ, ਲਿਖਣ, ਪੜ੍ਹਣ ਅਤੇ ਸੋਚਣ ਦੇ ਯੋਗ ਹੋ. (trans: since it's morphologically and grammatically close to modern Punjabi, you're — all of a sudden — able to speak, write, read, count, and even think in Ancient Halmidi). unfortunately, it's the only language you speak from now on. • i wish @worik would engage more in this game. GRANTED! But the moderators keep deleting (I mean hiding) her responses as she just can't seem to control herself on this thread. I wish I had grandchildren.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! But the moderators keep deleting (I mean hiding) her responses as she just can't seem to control herself on this thread. I wish I had grandchildren. G R A N T E D ! ! ! i wish i had children!
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