Corrupt A Wish

[ZenBuddhist]

GRANTED ! ! !

tens of thousands of lurkers begin posting, but they are all Pakistani who cannot speak or write a single word in English.

 

हज़ारों लंकर्स पोस्ट करने लगते हैं, लेकिन वे सभी पाकिस्तानी हैं जो अंग्रेजी में एक शब्द भी नहीं बोल या लिख सकते हैं।

 

 

i wish i could go to Pakistan sometime soon.

[NitroHamlin]

 

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23 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

G R A N T E D ! NitroHamlin — congrats!!!

you switch houses, and begin living with people who spend their entire day reciting the poetry of Shakespeare, John Donne, John Milton, Lady Mary Wroth, and Richard Lovelace — among hundreds of others — and actually speak in these great writers’ style. so a mere “hey, buddy” sounds like;
 

“Sweet serene sky-like flower,
Haste to adorn her bower;
From thy long cloudy bed
Shoot forth thy damask head!

 

New-startled blush of Flora,
The grief of pale Aurora,
Who will contest no more,
Haste, haste to strew her floor!

 

Dear offspring of pleased Venus
And jolly plump Silenus,
Haste, haste to deck the hair
Of the only sweetly fair!”

 

 

i wish i could meet someone (perhaps a girl?) here at LL who would actually reply to my messages.  

Granted... A guy that starts with 'N' and ends with 'itroHamlin'...

 

Neo-NegaianeitroHamlin, will reply to your messages, you'll need an internet connection to for the Nth Dimensionional space first though.

 

damn

 

13 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

GRANTED ! ! !

you're turned by some Skyrim potion into a Female Wild Boar, meet a charming male counterpart, and live happily ever after.

 

 

i wish i were a quicker poster — especially in these LL games.

 

 

Granted. But if you're too fast, reality will crash and I don't know how fast you have to be to cause that. So to be safe you will be faster but slower than I.

 

I wish I wont crash reality in the near future.

 

FFS!!! I'm taking a break lol.

[Psalam]

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2 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

GRANTED ! ! !

tens of thousands of lurkers begin posting, but they are all Pakistani who cannot speak or write a single word in English.

 

हज़ारों लंकर्स पोस्ट करने लगते हैं, लेकिन वे सभी पाकिस्तानी हैं जो अंग्रेजी में एक शब्द भी नहीं बोल या लिख सकते हैं।

 

 

 

i wish i could go to Pakistan sometime soon.

 

GRANTED! you will be on your way just as they undergo their next regularly scheduled military coup.

 

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2 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said:

 

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Granted... A guy that starts with 'N' and ends with 'itroHamlin'...

 

Neo-NegaianeitroHamlin, will reply to your messages, you'll need an internet connection to for the Nth Dimensionional space first though.

 

damn

 

Granted. But if you're too fast, reality will crash and I don't know how fast you have to be to cause that. So to be safe you will be faster but slower than I.

 

I wish I wont crash reality in the near future.

 

GRANTED! but reality WILL crash in on you.

 

I wish I weren't working today.

[worik]

20 hours ago, Psalam said:

I wish I weren't working today.

Granted: You weren't working yesterday, it was all a dream. You wake up, feel a bit dull as if someone knocked you on the head yesterday. You open your eyes and find yourself in a place that looks somehow familiar to you.

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I wish wouldn't have to do the menials tasks today: Clean the car, tidy the garden, wash clothes.

[Psalam]

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55 minutes ago, worik said:

Granted: You weren't working yesterday, it was all a dream. You wake up, feel a bit dull as if someone knocked you on the head yesterday. You open your eyes and find yourself in a place that looks somehow familiar to you.

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I wish wouldn't have to do the menials tasks today: Clean the car, tidy the garden, wash clothes.

 

Granted, instead you find your self here:

 

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[ZenBuddhist]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

Granted, instead you find your self here:

 

 

BANNED! for not expressing your wish!

( sorry; wrong game )

[worik]

2 hours ago, Psalam said:

Granted, instead you find your self here:

I always had a strange feeling when I was in Falkreath.... and when @Psalam keeps his wish a secret. ?

[ZenBuddhist]

9 minutes ago, worik said:

and when @Psalam keeps his wish a secret. ?

[Psalam]

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1 hour ago, worik said:

I always had a strange feeling when I was in Falkreath.... and when @Psalam keeps his wish a secret. ?

 

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1 hour ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

To all of my friends on this thread

Who are sadly shaking their heads

     I can only say sorry

     To add to their worries

I wish I hadn't gotten out of bed.

[ZenBuddhist]

24 minutes ago, Psalam said:

To all of my friends on this thread

Who are sadly shaking their heads

     I can only say sorry

     To add to their worries

I wish I hadn't gotten out of bed.

 

your wish has been granted
for life is only a dream:
sometimes good, sometimes sad,
but often so mean
the only way to escape it
is by Modding Skyrim.

( i wish i hadn't post this shitty "dirge" )

 

 

 

[Psalam]

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12 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

your wish has been granted
for life is only a dream:
sometimes good, sometimes sad,
but often so mean
the only way to escape it
is by Modding Skyrim.

( i wish i hadn't post this shitty "dirge" )

 

 

 

 

GRANTED! but you'll have to get one of the moderators to hide it (despite common misusage the post is not deleted, merely hidden).

 

I wish I felt like writing poetry again.

[ZenBuddhist]

22 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I wish I felt like writing poetry again.

 

G R A N T E D • F O R E V E R ! ! !

from this moment on you write sonnets — and sonnets only — in John Milton’s style on religious themes that hadn’t been seen since 14th century Italy.
 

- - - - - 

my wish… hmmmm…
 

i wish Robert Frost and Robert Lowell had never written a single sonnet in their lives — thus never reviving such a boring poetic style.

[Psalam]

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36 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

G R A N T E D • F O R E V E R ! ! !

from this moment on you write sonnets — and sonnets only — in John Milton’s style on religious themes that hadn’t been seen since 14th century Italy.
 

- - - - - 

my wish… hmmmm…
 

i wish Robert Frost and Robert Lowell had never written a single sonnet in their lives — thus never reviving such a boring poetic style.

 

GRANTED! instead they reintroduced epic poems in the vein of the Iliad and Beowulf. As a result it takes until you are fifty years old to get through it all and get to college.

 

I wish people appreciated Petrarchian and Shakesperian sonnets more.

[ZenBuddhist]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

I wish people appreciated Petrarchian and Shakesperian sonnets more.

 

GRANTED!!! 

so — from now on: assuming it's 6:50 AM, whenever you ask someone on the street about the time, you'll surely get an answer based on Petrarch first sonnet;

 

O joyous, blossoming, ever-blessed flowers!
’Mid which my pensive queen her footstep sets;
O plain, that hold’st her words for amulets
And keep’st her footsteps in thy leafy bowers!
O trees, with earliest green of springtime hours,
And all spring’s pale and tender violets!
O grove, so dark the proud sun only lets
His blithe rays gild the outskirts of thy towers!
O pleasant country-side! O limpid stream,
That mirrorest her sweet face, her eyes so clear,
And of their living light canst catch the beam!
I envy thee her presence pure and dear.
There is no rock so senseless but I deem
It burns with passion that the Twelfth Hour is near.

(by the time that person is done with the Petrarchan sonnet it's almost 12:00 noon)

 

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i wish Petrarch had written his famous 366 sonnets in Latin.

[Psalam]

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1 minute ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

GRANTED!!! 

so — from now on: assuming it's 6:50 AM, whenever you ask someone on the street about the time, you'll surely get an answer based on Petrarch first sonnet;

 

O joyous, blossoming, ever-blessed flowers!
’Mid which my pensive queen her footstep sets;
O plain, that hold’st her words for amulets
And keep’st her footsteps in thy leafy bowers!
O trees, with earliest green of springtime hours,
And all spring’s pale and tender violets!
O grove, so dark the proud sun only lets
His blithe rays gild the outskirts of thy towers!
O pleasant country-side! O limpid stream,
That mirrorest her sweet face, her eyes so clear,
And of their living light canst catch the beam!
I envy thee her presence pure and dear.
There is no rock so senseless but I deem
It burns with passion that the Twelfth Hour is near.

(by the time that person is done with the Petrarchan sonnet it's almost 12:00 noon)

 

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i wish Petrarch had written his famous 366 sonnets in Latin.

 

GRANTED! I could do without modern colloquial Italian (you may as well wish Luther hadn't written his Bible. Hey!)

 

I wish Luther hadn't written his German translation of the Bible.

[worik]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

I wish Luther hadn't written his German translation of the Bible.

Granted, he wrote it in Shyriiwook  by which it became the lingua franca of the whole world. Using any other language will prove you to be a heretic and will ultimately end your life on a pyre.

 

I wish I could tolerate more alcohol and wouldn't get dizzy after the first glass of wine. ?

 

 

[Psalam]

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35 minutes ago, worik said:

Granted, he wrote it in Shyriiwook  by which it became the lingua franca of the whole world. Using any other language will prove you to be a heretic and will ultimately end your life on a pyre.

 

I wish I could tolerate more alcohol and wouldn't get dizzy after the first glass of wine. ?

 

 

 

GRANTED! you will no longer be poisoned by methyl alcohol, this will not affect your tolerance to ETHYL alcohol however.

 

I wish I were more humorous.

[NitroHamlin]

On 5/31/2019 at 5:27 AM, Psalam said:

GRANTED! you will no longer be poisoned by methyl alcohol, this will not affect your tolerance to ETHYL alcohol however.

 

I wish I were more humorous.

Granted. Your jokes will become so gut busting-ly good you'll bust the listeners guts as well as your own, but you don't know this until it's too late...

 

Game Over

 

Try again? Y/N

 

I wish I had more flame resist.

[Psalam]

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3 hours ago, NitroHamlin said:

Granted. Your jokes will become so gut busting-ly good you'll bust the listeners guts as well as your own, but you don't know this until it's too late...

 

Game Over

 

Try again? Y/N

 

I wish I had more flame resist.

 

GRANTED! you now easily tolerate temperatures over 1000 K. However, you are now so "cold" sensitive that you get hypothermia at 900K and below.

 

I wish my computer ran more quietly.

[worik]

13 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I wish my computer ran more quietly.

Granted! It is now silent as death. But your mouse ? starts to squeak loader as an elephant ? and your keybord makes annoying scratchy sounds with each keystroke

 

I wish I would be more energetic today, so I could do my 15km run ?‍♂️  ?‍♀️ instead of idling around with the whole family in our pyjamas. ?️

 

[Psalam]

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Just now, worik said:

Granted! It is now silent as death. But your mouse ? starts to squeak loader as an elephant ? and your keybord makes annoying scratchy sounds with each keystroke

 

I wish I would be more energetic today, so I could do my 10km run instead of idling around with the whole family in our pyjamas. ?️

 

 

GRANTED! you now have tremendous energy and decide to stay home with family out of a sense of duty rather than because you feel like a lazy slug.

 

I wish Olga had just "a little" less energy since I'll be leaving soon to take her on a "play date" after already walking her this morning.

[ZenBuddhist]

21 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I wish Olga had just "a little" less energy since I'll be leaving soon to take her on a "play date" after already walking her this morning.

 

Granted! 
 

by some rare magic, Olga is turned into a sloth and "walking" her means taking five hours each morning for a stroll around the block.

 

 

i wish i were healthy/fit enough to compete in one of those Iron Man triathlons.

[Psalam]

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38 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

Granted! 
 

by some rare magic, Olga is turned into a sloth and "walking" her means taking five hours each morning for a stroll around the block.

 

 

i wish i were healthy/fit enough to compete in one of those Iron Man triathlons.

 

GRANTED! Of course, you didn't say anything about making it to the finish line alive.

 

I wish I didn't have to get off the internet now (I actually should have been off 15 minutes ago).

[worik]

On 6/2/2019 at 12:46 PM, Psalam said:

I wish I didn't have to get off the internet now (I actually should have been off 15 minutes ago).

GRANTED! You didn't need to go offline. But you did and now the internet-police will come for you and hunt you down. And you know, they don't take prisoners. ?

 

I wish I wouldn't have eaten what I ate for dinner. I wish it would have been something fresh and healthy. ?

Oh yes, that's an idea: I wish I would get a nice biiiiig bowl of fresh salad tomorrow for dinner ? (without actual menial tasks involved, just like in the fairy tales )

[Psalam]

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16 minutes ago, worik said:

GRANTED! You didn't need to go offline. But you did and now the internet-police will come for you and hunt you down. And you know, they don't take prisoners. ?

 

I wish I wouldn't have eaten what I ate for dinner. I wish it would have been something fresh and healthy. ?

Oh yes, that's an idea: I wish I would get a nice biiiiig bowl of fresh salad tomorrow for dinner ? (without actual menial tasks involved, just like in the fairy tales )

 

GRANTED! oh shit, I did it again I can't use Addis Ababa. Damn! Okay, okay. You just have to go to Borobudur and you can have your salad without any menial tasks.

 

I wish I didn't have to take an insurance physical tomorrow.