ZenBuddhist Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Psalam said: I wish I already had my new computer. ¡ ¡ ¡ G R A N T E D ! ! ! you get a brand new Toshiba T1200 Laptop — a gift from Ashal, CPU, and many peeps from LL as a genuine "Thank You" for all your help! you Lucky Bastard! i wish i were as lucky as my pal Psalam!
Psalam Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 Quote 12 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: ¡ ¡ ¡ G R A N T E D ! ! ! you get a brand new Toshiba T1200 Laptop — a gift from Ashal, CPU, and many peeps from LL as a genuine "Thank You" for all your help! you Lucky Bastard! i wish i were as lucky as my pal Psalam! GRANTED! I am certain that whoever delivers this to me will get you on that costs twice as much. I wish that my current Skyrim playthrough remains as stable as it has started out.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Psalam said: I wish that my current Skyrim playthrough remains as stable as it has started out. ¡¡¡GRANTED!!! even though you're not able to realise it, for your Windows has began to crash and keeps crashing until you eventually are forced to reinstall it. ? i wish those few ladies who PMed me would actually respond to my replies. 1
Psalam Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 Spoiler 3 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: ¡¡¡GRANTED!!! even though you're not able to realise it, for your Windows has began to crash and keeps crashing until you eventually are forced to reinstall it. ? i wish those few ladies who PMed me would actually respond to my replies. GRANTED! they will all respond en masse and with such effusion as to make it impossible to keep up with reading much less writing back. They will then all get mad at you, call you a swine and refuse to talk with you anymore. I wish I could sing half as well as either of those two.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 22 hours ago, Psalam said: I wish I could sing half as well as either of those two. ¡¡¡GRANTED!!! by some powerful and ancient Skyrim magic, Aela the Huntress turns you into this amazing superstar-ish singer/performer — twice as good as the above-mentioned couple Streisand & Diamond. however… due to the Aela’s lack of knowledge (she’s just a Hunter afterall), the entire world population (but the Streisand, Diamond, and you) becomes 200 times as better. Streisand & Diamond are now disgraced below-average artists; seeking compensation, they sue you for whatever money you have. the judge, in Pavarotti’s opera-singing style and dressed as Mozart’s “Don Giovanni,” rules in their cause and sentences you to Life without Parole in USP Florence ADMAX. Spoiler i wish some of my wishes weren't corrupted.
Psalam Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 Quote 24 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: ¡¡¡GRANTED!!! by some powerful and ancient Skyrim magic, Aela the Huntress turns you into this amazing superstar-ish singer/performer — twice as good as the above-mentioned couple Streisand & Diamond. however… due to the Aela’s lack of knowledge (she’s just a Hunter afterall), the entire world population (but the Streisand, Diamond, and you) becomes 200 times as better. Streisand & Diamond are now disgraced below-average artists; seeking compensation, they sue you for whatever money you have. the judge, in Pavarotti’s opera-singing style and dressed as Mozart’s “Don Giovanni,” rules in their cause and sentences you to Life without Parole in USP Florence ADMAX. Reveal hidden contents i wish some of my wishes weren't corrupted. Where's the fun in that? But anyway, GRANTED! you now have sense enough to put wishes on "Corrupt A Wish" and they are therefore no longer corrupted. I wish I had the motivation to repaint my office.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 43 minutes ago, Psalam said: Where's the fun in that? But anyway, my wishes don't get corrupted only here, Psalam — they do in real life, too. ? 43 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! you now have sense enough to put wishes on "Corrupt A Wish" and they are therefore no longer corrupted. I wish I had the motivation to repaint my office. after hearing "Oh Happy Days" (original version), you suddenly feel your soul urging to paint your office's walls. by the end of the day, each wall has a unique yet stunning pattern — especially for someone who misses hippies: i wish people understood me.
Psalam Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 Quote 2 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: my wishes don't get corrupted only here, Psalam — they do in real life, too. ? after hearing "Oh Happy Days" (original version), you suddenly feel your soul urging to paint your office's walls. by the end of the day, each wall has a unique yet stunning pattern — especially for someone who misses hippies: i wish people understood me. GRANTED! everyone, and I mean everyone, understands you and can't help but tell you what you need to do to improve your life (kind of like having nothing but parents). There is no surcease in the advice which drives you to retire into a hermitage. (Nice colors by the way - Peter Max lives!) I wish people would be more polite.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 21 minutes ago, Psalam said: I wish people would be more polite. ¡¡¡GRANTED!!! GRANTED!!! AND GRANTED!!! [ hope you understand Quino's strip below — it's all about politeness and being nice ] • • • • • i wish peeps find the strip above satirical.
Psalam Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 Quote 26 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: ¡¡¡GRANTED!!! GRANTED!!! AND GRANTED!!! [ hope you understand Quino's strip below — it's all about politeness and being nice ] • • • • • i wish peeps find the strip above satirical. GRANTED! 2 peeps will - the other 7 billion will hate your guts. I wish people were more kind.
NitroHamlin Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Granted. The crow harpy people, once the most selfish and unkind of the harpy species has now become the most helpful, generous and (not to mention) kindest in all the land... oh crap, did you mean humans? Umm it may be a bit too late for that now. I wish I had more uses for my PSVita than just looking at lewd drawings on the internet. 1
ZenBuddhist Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 2 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: I wish I had more uses for my PSVita than just looking at lewd drawings on the internet. ¡¡¡GRANTED!!! congrats! from now on, after a Sony Security System update, you can use your PS Vita to also see lewd photos and XXX videos on its web browser. my wish in poetic form (excerpt from Alice Walker's "Before You Knew You Owned It") "I wish for nothing larger than my own small heart or greater than a star; tame wild disappointment with caress unmoved and cold make of it a parka for my soul."
NitroHamlin Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 5 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said: ¡¡¡GRANTED!!! congrats! from now on, after a Sony Security System update, you can use your PS Vita to also see lewd photos and XXX videos on its web browser. my wish in poetic form (excerpt from Alice Walker's "Before You Knew You Owned It") "I wish for nothing larger than my own small heart or greater than a star; tame wild disappointment with caress unmoved and cold make of it a parka for my soul." Granted. You get a hug. By who? I don't know. I wish I had more apples.
Psalam Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Quote 2 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. You get a hug. By who? I don't know. I wish I had more apples. GRANTED! your home is now filled with horses! Oh, you didn't mean road apples! BTW, I like the new avatar - I'm not sure I like it better than the old one but I like it nonetheless. Speaking of hugs, I wish I'd get at least a dozen today.
NitroHamlin Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! your home is now filled with horses! Oh, you didn't mean road apples! BTW, I like the new avatar - I'm not sure I like it better than the old one but I like it nonetheless. Speaking of hugs, I wish I'd get at least a dozen today. Granted. You now have one of two choices, get a dozen hugs from death's cold, bony arms or have all the worlds leaders flock to your house to give you one hug each, granted this will give you a lot of media attention unwanted or not and will not stop hounding you for the next few years. About my new pfp... Spoiler I actually started on something else and had a good momentum going but I took a break to get some tea and when I came back my computer either crashed and auto-reset itself or it automatically updated and lost all my progress, no recoveries, nothing. But I still had some motivation to continue so I got an old project I started and started working on that. Spoiler I was planning on finishing it normally but then it became this... Spoiler I wish I'd stop making such Black or White characters
Psalam Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Quote 22 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. You now have one of two choices, get a dozen hugs from death's cold, bony arms or have all the worlds leaders flock to your house to give you one hug each, granted this will give you a lot of media attention unwanted or not and will not stop hounding you for the next few years. About my new pfp... Hide contents I actually started on something else and had a good momentum going but I took a break to get some tea and when I came back my computer either crashed and auto-reset itself or it automatically updated and lost all my progress, no recoveries, nothing. But I still had some motivation to continue so I got an old project I started and started working on that. Reveal hidden contents I was planning on finishing it normally but then it became this... Hide contents I wish I'd stop making such Black or White characters GRANTED! from now on all your characters will be BLUE (only). Sort of like this: I wish I were (or at least felt like I were) half my age.
NitroHamlin Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 23 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! from now on all your characters will be BLUE (only). Sort of like this: I wish I were (or at least felt like I were) half my age. Granted. You now have the internal structure of a 22 year old. But even a 22 y/o can be very sluggish and have medical problems. I wish I kept track of time.
Psalam Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Quote 5 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. You now have the internal structure of a 22 year old. But even a 22 y/o can be very sluggish and have medical problems. I wish I kept track of time. GRANTED! you are now a watch. Not just that, you are the watch of a seventeen year old female who feels that watches are so 1980 that you are kept in her sock drawer. Speaking of socks, I wish I could find some comfortable socks.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! you are now a watch. Not just that, you are the watch of a seventeen year old female who feels that watches are so 1980 that you are kept in her sock drawer. Speaking of socks, I wish I could find some comfortable socks. ‼️ • G R A N T E D • ‼️ after decades of research, examination, and experimentation, you finally found the pair of socks you've been seeking since the day you stood-up on your feet: C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S ! i wish Travolta was still a great dancer — as he were in "Saturday Night Fever" and "Grease." 1
Psalam Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Quote 2 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: ‼️ • G R A N T E D • ‼️ after decades of research, examination, and experimentation, you finally found the pair of socks you've been seeking since the day you stood-up on your feet: C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S ! i wish Travolta was still a great dancer — as he were in "Saturday Night Fever" and "Grease." My daughter has socks just like that. GRANTED! sadly he can only do it at church meetings so you'll have to become a Scientologist to see it. I wish corrupting wishes didn't seem to come so easily.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Psalam said: My daughter has socks just like that. ? that's cute, Psalam! especially if she's between 6 and 9 y.o. ? 4 minutes ago, Psalam said: I wish corrupting wishes didn't seem to come so easily. ‼️ • G R A N T E D • ‼️ from this moment on, every time you try to answer to a post on this thread, you suffer from nausea, vomiting, profuse diaphoresis, and a loose stool. you still corrupt wishes, but it surely became a much harder task! i wish @worik participated in this mind-challenging (and for some: body-challenging) game more often.
Psalam Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Quote 1 minute ago, ZenBuddhist said: ? that's cute, Psalam! especially if she's between 6 and 9 y.o. ? ‼️ • G R A N T E D • ‼️ from this moment on, every time you try to answer to a post on this thread, you suffer from nausea, vomiting, profuse diaphoresis, and a loose stool. you still corrupt wishes, but it surely became a much harder task! i wish @worik participated in this mind-challenging (and for some: body-challenging) game more often. GRANTED! Unfortunately in her enthusiasm she can not keep herself from breaking site rules and all her voluminous responses are deleted by the moderators (actually they're hidden but you'll have to get one of the moderators to show them to you). Speaking of which, I wish people on this site weren't hard on the moderators so often (I wouldn't want their job).
worik Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 58 minutes ago, Psalam said: Speaking of which, I wish people on this site weren't hard on the moderators so often (I wouldn't want their job). GRANTED! Unfortunately you .... ***zzftffttshh*** ... ***whoooosh*** .... ***flash*** +++ ............................... +++ ? Public denouncement: worik's unbearable post has been edited for pulic sanity reasons. Further steps will be taken. You will NOT remember that this incident has ever happened! +++ ............................... +++ I wish I woud be more careful what I say and what not! 1
Psalam Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 Quote 3 minutes ago, worik said: GRANTED! Unfortunately you .... ***zzftffttshh*** ... ***whoooosh*** .... ***flash*** +++ ............................... +++ ? Public denouncement: worik's unbearable post has been edited for pulic sanity reasons. Further steps will be taken. You will NOT remember that this incident has ever happened! +++ ............................... +++ I wish I woud be more careful what I say and what not! GRANTED! you will now carefully parse every sentence and research every word prior to its use. Regardless of your best efforts, however, the results produce controversy and warnings. I wish Gideon Pillow had simply died at the Battle of Belmont Missouri,
ZenBuddhist Posted June 12, 2019 Posted June 12, 2019 11 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! you will now carefully parse every sentence and research every word prior to its use. Regardless of your best efforts, however, the results produce controversy and warnings. I wish Gideon Pillow had simply died at the Battle of Belmont Missouri, ¡ ¡ ¡ E A S I L Y • G R A N T E D ! ! ! according to Union historians, Gideon did indeed pass at the first Battle of Belmont (November, 1861) of unknown reasons — although word of mouth at the time suggested he died of loose stools. fearing the disgrace and shame that would probably fall onto her family's name, his mother Anne Payne ordered Oreb — Gideon's twin brother — to subsume the deceased's identity; however, due to the twin's absolute lack of military knowledge and excessive good nature, Oreb was one to be blamed for the loss of all following battles. Oreb's inflated discourse at Brigadier General John H. Winder's Funeral on February 8th, 1865 was later labeled as "Pillow Talk." (picture) Spoiler Gideon Pillow (picture) Spoiler Oreb Pillow i wish all @worik's wishes to come true.
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