espguy Posted September 11, 2019 Posted September 11, 2019 Granted, youre now an dolphin in an aquarium. I wish for chocolate.
Psalam Posted September 11, 2019 Posted September 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, espguy said: Granted, youre now an dolphin in an aquarium. I wish for chocolate. Granted. You get 100% very bitter cacao. I wish I could grow vanilla in my garden.
worik Posted September 12, 2019 Posted September 12, 2019 14 hours ago, Psalam said: I wish I could grow vanilla in my garden. Granted - you COULD, but your dog grow a strange liking of vanilla plants, too. You know? Inviting all dog friends, have a bit of fun, the party grows, get's a bit out of hand .... I wish so called "superiors" in modern corporate world would be required topass an annual medical check for the existence of at least 2(!) active and functional brain cells. Usuable for anything beyond farting
Psalam Posted September 12, 2019 Posted September 12, 2019 4 hours ago, worik said: Granted - you COULD, but your dog grow a strange liking of vanilla plants, too. You know? Inviting all dog friends, have a bit of fun, the party grows, get's a bit out of hand .... I wish so called "superiors" in modern corporate world would be required topass an annual medical check for the existence of at least 2(!) active and functional brain cells. Usuable for anything beyond farting Granted! They are all required to get the examination and now ONLY those with fewer than 2 active and functional brain cells will be promoted! (Wait, isn't that how it works now? cf. "The Peter Principle") I wish my dog would finally settle down.
espguy Posted September 12, 2019 Posted September 12, 2019 7 hours ago, Psalam said: Granted! They are all required to get the examination and now ONLY those with fewer than 2 active and functional brain cells will be promoted! (Wait, isn't that how it works now? cf. "The Peter Principle") I wish my dog would finally settle down. Granted he setles down after raping and ejaculating on your bed pillow. I wish for omplete erection control.
Psalam Posted September 17, 2019 Posted September 17, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 1:22 PM, espguy said: Granted he setles down after raping and ejaculating on your bed pillow. I wish for omplete erection control. Granted and congratulations! You can now control whether your right middle finger is erect or flaccid. I wish there were fewer commercial advertisements on commercial radio.
espguy Posted September 18, 2019 Posted September 18, 2019 16 hours ago, Psalam said: Granted and congratulations! You can now control whether your right middle finger is erect or flaccid. I wish there were fewer commercial advertisements on commercial radio. Granted but now you get commercial while gaming or using the internet. I wish for complete legal immunity when making a mockery orf something or a prank
Psalam Posted September 18, 2019 Posted September 18, 2019 5 hours ago, espguy said: Granted but now you get commercial while gaming or using the internet. I wish for complete legal immunity when making a mockery orf something or a prank Granted! You will not be prosecuted by the Sassanid Empire for any parody, prank or publicity stunt that you pull off. I wish I were more alert this morning.
worik Posted September 19, 2019 Posted September 19, 2019 20 hours ago, Psalam said: I wish I were more alert this morning. Granted! You have been highly alert that ^ morning. Unfortunately your mind was clouded with tiredness and you failed to notice it. I wish I will have a nice sunny day today, be motivated and get all my homework and chores done
Psalam Posted September 19, 2019 Posted September 19, 2019 3 hours ago, worik said: Granted! You have been highly alert that ^ morning. Unfortunately your mind was clouded with tiredness and you failed to notice it. I wish I will have a nice sunny day today, be motivated and get all my homework and chores done Granted. Unfortunately, you wake up and find that it was only a dream (and after a poor night's sleep at that)! I wish that my schedule was not quite so full today.
espguy Posted September 23, 2019 Posted September 23, 2019 granted but your schedule will be full for the next 10 years. I wish for absolute knownledge on the area of librarianship and informatiopn science so I get my bloddy degree soon.
Psalam Posted September 23, 2019 Posted September 23, 2019 Granted! at least you have all that knowledge. Sadly, you are now considered a threat by the establishment because of your encyclopedic knowledge and insight and they will throw every obstacle possible in your way. If you get your degree now it will take at least a decade. I wish that it wasn't going to be hotter today than yesterday (at least where I live).
worik Posted September 24, 2019 Posted September 24, 2019 21 hours ago, Psalam said: I wish that it wasn't going to be hotter today than yesterday (at least where I live). GRANTED. It will go to extremes. According to your wish you get freezing temperatures right now ❄️ and back to hot-as-hell tomorrow ? ? ?️ I wish we had cream for my coffee! .. errrr, wait .. The other thing!
Psalam Posted September 24, 2019 Posted September 24, 2019 2 hours ago, worik said: GRANTED. It will go to extremes. According to your wish you get freezing temperatures right now ❄️ and back to hot-as-hell tomorrow ? ? ?️ I wish we had cream for my coffee! .. errrr, wait .. The other thing! GRANTED! You can have all the CO2 for your coffee that you might desire. (Carbonated coffee. How very distinctive of you! Maybe you'll start a trend. Carbonated alcholic beverages are popular in the USA right now). I wish the people in my region would get some rain (our local farming communities are being hit hard - or soon will be).
CookieKookie Posted September 24, 2019 Posted September 24, 2019 I wish if I could get unlimited supplies of pizza's, like on my will.
worik Posted September 25, 2019 Posted September 25, 2019 20 hours ago, Psalam said: I wish the people in my region would get some rain (our local farming communities are being hit hard - or soon will be). Granted, you wish for rain .. you get it! ?️ ... By the way, you have heard of this guy? Noah? Back a few years, it's told he had some rain, too. Or so they say 13 hours ago, CookieKookie said: I wish if I could get unlimited supplies of pizza's, like on my will. I wish you woudn't have forgotten to grant @Psalam's wish first before you wish for
Psalam Posted September 28, 2019 Posted September 28, 2019 On 9/25/2019 at 1:08 AM, worik said: Granted, you wish for rain .. you get it! ?️ ... By the way, you have heard of this guy? Noah? Back a few years, it's told he had some rain, too. Or so they say I wish you woudn't have forgotten to grant @Psalam's wish first before you wish for Granted, I suppose, since it's still bone dry here (which is what you would expect if my wish had been corrupted)! Since I'm not having any luck with the weather just now, how about, I wish the trees would begin showing autumn colors!
windlepoons Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 Hmm, all those lovely autumnal oranges and reds - see how beautiful they are as every tree around you combusts. I wish Brexit would not happen. Ooooh political...
Psalam Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 2 hours ago, windlepoons said: Hmm, all those lovely autumnal oranges and reds - see how beautiful they are as every tree around you combusts. I wish Brexit would not happen. Ooooh political... As Worik said: On 9/25/2019 at 1:08 AM, worik said: Granted, you wish for rain .. you get it! ?️ ... By the way, you have heard of this guy? Noah? Back a few years, it's told he had some rain, too. Or so they say I wish you woudn't have forgotten to grant @Psalam's wish first before you wish for That being said: GRANTED! Instead we have a major war in Europe between the competing economic interests! I wish people would read the Community Rules, e.g., #9: In an effort to keep the site & community inviting and friendly we do not allow several categories of conversation. This is not intended as censorship or endorsement of any particular view, but rather a move to keep this site neutral and open. The categories of conversation that are not welcome include those discussing politics and religion
Slick Silk Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 On 10/7/2019 at 12:18 AM, Psalam said: I wish people would read the Community Rules, e.g., #9: Granted, but they ignore them anyway. I wish the pandemic was over.
worik Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, Slick Silk said: I wish the pandemic was over. Granted, but mankind didn't survive and became extinct. I wish a bit more people would be a tiny bit less gullible.
Psalam Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, worik said: Granted, but mankind didn't survive and became extinct. I wish a bit more people would be a tiny bit less gullible. GRANTED now they are all completely brain dead I wish more people would just be kind.
worik Posted June 8, 2020 Posted June 8, 2020 On 6/2/2020 at 7:55 PM, Psalam said: I wish more people would just be kind. GRANTED. But they get smashed, insulted and murdered by the other kind of people and stop speaking out loud. I wish I would have more cause to see some humanity in mankind.
Psalam Posted June 8, 2020 Posted June 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, worik said: GRANTED. But they get smashed, insulted and murdered by the other kind of people and stop speaking out loud. I wish I would have more cause to see some humanity in mankind. GRANTED of course, it's all semantic. I wish there were easy to understand guides, readily available, for modding Skyrim.
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