Psalam Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 40 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: E A S I L Y • G R A N T E D ! while impatiently waiting for your computer to open Skyrim and process the 290 TB of Mods and CC you have installed, you decide to soothe by practicing a bit of Yoga meditation; Hide contents after quieting your rage down by reaching the Samadhi (fullness, completion) state — you somehow achieve the Nirvana, and become The Enlightened her/himself. Hide contents when returning to your physical body and stretching your muscles a little, you realise your game has CTD, so you patiently throw that piece of **** where it belongs: the garbage. Hide contents • • • • i wish i were a better storyteller. GRANTED! just add animals (like Aesop) and you will be hailed as a genius! Spoiler I wish I wasn't so repetitive.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! just add animals (like Aesop) and you will be hailed as a genius! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!G R A N T E D ! ! ! by using the most powerful Skyrim spelling, @worik The Lady Warrior turns you from Echo to Narcissus! Spoiler • • • • • • • • • i wish I could fly i wish i could touch the sky i wish i could think about it every night and day i wish i'd spread my wings and fly away.
Psalam Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!G R A N T E D ! ! ! by using the most powerful Skyrim spelling, @worik The Lady Warrior turns you from Echo to Narcissus! Hide contents • • • • • • • • • i wish I could fly i wish i could touch the sky i wish i could think about it every night and day i wish i'd spread my wings and fly away. GRANTED! I wish that didn't make me cringe. 1
worik Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, ZenBuddhist said: i wish i were a better storyteller. Granted. But the ultimate equilibrium forces in the universe morph your audience to be an incoherent inattentive noisy bunch of chimpanzees. ? I wish I would be friendlier to animals. 1
Psalam Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, worik said: Granted. But the ultimate equilibrium forces in the universe morph your audience to be an incoherent inattentive noisy bunch of chimpanzees. ? I wish I would be friendlier to animals. GRANTED! you will now be nice to every creature who are of the same species as the ones in this cage: I wish those kitties weren't so hungry! 1
worik Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: I wish those kitties weren't so hungry! Granted... but someone else is ... Spoiler I wish there would be dragons.
Psalam Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, worik said: Granted... but someone else is ... Reveal hidden contents I wish there would be dragons. GRANTED! I wish my dog had not dug up my lavender.
ZenBuddhist Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Psalam said: I wish my dog had not dug up my lavender. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!G R A N T E D ! ! ! meanwhile — in a country where nothing at all happens — this hit the news: Spoiler • • • • • i wish my monster-mongrels would stop fighting each other and would quit running after the mail dude.
Psalam Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!G R A N T E D ! ! ! meanwhile — in a country where nothing at all happens — this hit the news: Reveal hidden contents • • • • • i wish my monster-mongrels would stop fighting each other and would quit running after the mail dude. GRANTED! after all, all you need is to get them collars, right? https://video.disney.com/watch/lady-gets-her-collar-4bdfb32cbe36c90ba914d40b I wish my wife felt better.
NitroHamlin Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 On 6/29/2019 at 3:58 AM, Psalam said: GRANTED! after all, all you need is to get them collars, right? I wish my wife felt better. Granted. She now automatically consumes the health and happiness from the earth whenever the need demands it, in turn making her feel better... however in a few years time unnoticed chunks of the earth's health has been filled with corruption, tainting the lands and becoming a nest for foul creatures. It now falls to you to fix this however I must ask you this... Are you a bad enough dude to save the earth, eliminate the corruption and it's foul creations and finally reverse this wish? I wish my Custard apple seed would grow into a tree.
Psalam Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. She now automatically consumes the health and happiness from the earth whenever the need demands it, in turn making her feel better... however in a few years time unnoticed chunks of the earth's health has been filled with corruption, tainting the lands and becoming a nest for foul creatures. It now falls to you to fix this however I must ask you this... Are you a bad enough dude to save the earth, eliminate the corruption and it's foul creations and finally reverse this wish? I wish my Custard apple seed would grow into a tree. Welcome back. GRANTED! Since you didn't specify, it grows into a Kudzu tree (the world's first but just as invasive as the vine). I wish I were badass enough to save the earth.
ZenBuddhist Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, NitroHamlin said: I wish my Custard apple seed would grow into a tree. G R A N T E D ! ! ! that weird yet healthy seed you've been keeping since you're a toddler and that you believe is a Custard Apple one begins to bud into a sprout and soon it blossoms as a beautiful young bush. you feed it with all sorts of nutrients and nurture it with sheer love. one Monday morning, as you and your family wake to have breakfast, you realise that arboreous being isn't a Custard Apple after all. Spoiler • • • • • i wish she would write me back.
ZenBuddhist Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, Psalam said: I wish I were badass enough to save the earth. ¡ ¡ ¡ G R A N T E D ! ! ! yet, the Universal Screenwriter (some Archangel, perhaps) doesn't understand your southern accent, and is in doubt — "did he say Badass or Blackass?" in the attempt to avoid any confusion, S/He (the Archangel — they are genderless, for all we know) finds it more prudent to turn you into both. Spoiler • • • • • i truly wish she would write me back.
Psalam Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: G R A N T E D ! ! ! that weird yet healthy seed you've been keeping since you're a toddler and that you believe is a Custard Apple one begins to bud into a sprout and soon it blossoms as a beautiful young bush. you feed it with all sorts of nutrients and nurture it with sheer love. one Monday morning, as you and your family wake to have breakfast, you realise that arboreous being isn't a Custard Apple after all. Reveal hidden contents • • • • • i wish she would write me back. GRANTED! you receive a letter from Theresa May welcoming you to the British Army (you're drafted boyo)! I'll stick with the wish I posted above.
worik Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 2 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: I wish my Custard apple seed would grow into a tree. Granted here it is ... Spoiler You see? You just need to cross the border, get a smack on your head, wake up on a cart, get wheeled to your beheading, create a new face, get roasted by a dragon ..... Edit: *sigh* Too slow ? 53 minutes ago, Psalam said: I wish I were badass enough to save the earth. Granted Though right as you are about to save the earth, politicians crossed the tipping points and destroyed mankind. They just forgot that nature's laws don't care about "opinions", "majorities" and "polls". I wish would find the bug in my mod, where it won't find the Beeing female contraceptives, when I try to use the soft dependency trick. It worked two month ago!
ZenBuddhist Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 31 minutes ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! you receive a letter from Theresa May welcoming you to the British Army (you're drafted boyo)! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
ZenBuddhist Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, worik said: I wish would find the bug in my mod G R A N T E D ! ! ! it's right here, milady Worik — line 11126: now all you gotta do is to learn Mandarin. • • • • • i wish i could meet Worik and Psalam for a nice dinner and wine/beer.
Psalam Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 40 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: G R A N T E D ! ! ! it's right here, milady Worik — line 11126: now all you gotta do is to learn Mandarin. • • • • • i wish i could meet Worik and Psalam for a nice dinner and wine/beer. GRANTED! but since you don't know what we look like you find yourself meeting with human traffickers and not knowing the difference. I wish there were no human traffickers.
worik Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, Psalam said: I wish there were no human traffickers. GRANTED! A PR consultant told them that they need a rebranding to gain new "public acceptance". They operate now under the label "Freedom-activists for new markets and opportunities" ?️ I wish my code would be as readable as Mandarin 1
Psalam Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, worik said: GRANTED! A PR consultant told them that they need a rebranding to gain new "public acceptance". They operate now under the label "Freedom-activists for new markets and opportunities" ?️ I wish my code would be as readable as Mandarin GRANTED! your code is now as readable as this: I wish human beings weren't so gullible that a "rebranding" changes their thinking. 1
ZenBuddhist Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: I wish human beings weren't so gullible that a "rebranding" changes their thinking. G R A N T E D ! ! ! from now on, human beings are only naive and credulous when there's a change in corporate image non-classified as "rebranding" — e.g. they (we) despise everything associated with the mafia but support or ignore the activities related to "the syndicate." i wish i weren't such a noob.
Psalam Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: G R A N T E D ! ! ! from now on, human beings are only naive and credulous when there's a change in corporate image non-classified as "rebranding" — e.g. they (we) despise everything associated with the mafia but support or ignore the activities related to "the syndicate." i wish i weren't such a noob. GRANTED! since being a noob is a relative thing (I hope you enjoy the lesson): I wish I weren't so repetitive ... wait! I did that one! I wish I weren't so repetitive ... wait! I did that one! I wish I weren't so repetitive ... wait! I did that one! Okay, okay! I wish Shangri-La really existed.
ZenBuddhist Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Psalam said: Okay, okay! I wish Shangri-La really existed. E A S I L Y • G R A N T E D ! ! ! • • • • • i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitivei too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive
Psalam Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, ZenBuddhist said: E A S I L Y • G R A N T E D ! ! ! • • • • • i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitivei too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive i too wish i weren't so wish-repetitive GRANTED! just change the name of the chick you're wishing for (Angela, Bambi, Candy, Dorothea, etc.) and they won't be repetitive right? I wish I knew all the answers to half the questions.
NitroHamlin Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 7 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! just change the name of the chick you're wishing for (Angela, Bambi, Candy, Dorothea, etc.) and they won't be repetitive right? I wish I knew all the answers to half the questions. Granted. You will be asked the following questions... 1. Will it rain tomorrow? 2. What happens after we die? 3. How do I move my conscience into a robot to gain immortality? 4. When will Lilith's Throne v3.4 be released? 5. Where is the Lost City of Atlantis? 6. Why does @NitroHamlin that username? 7. Are Harpies as bad as people say they are? Half of 7 is 3.5, rounded down is 3. You'll know the answers to 1, 2* and 4 by tomorrow. *you may only know the answer to this after death. I wish crows didn't have such a poor reputation.
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