NitroHamlin Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 55 minutes ago, Psalam said: (Sounds like Dr. Strange) GRANTED! I just did a tail-ectomy and it will be an eight -tailed fox giving you advice from now on. I wish I was a better modder. Granted. You are now a master of modding your genes, altering parts of your body with the DNA of other lifeforms on this planet... just don't overdo it as it is quite addicting and overdosing can cause permanent changes. I wish I had the 'Soul of a Dark Knight'.
Psalam Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 Quote 4 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. You are now a master of modding your genes, altering parts of your body with the DNA of other lifeforms on this planet... just don't overdo it as it is quite addicting and overdosing can cause permanent changes. I wish I had the 'Soul of a Dark Knight'. GRANTED! here's your inner spirit (I think the best adjective is tenacious): I wish my hand would quit hurting.
ZenBuddhist Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 37 minutes ago, Psalam said: I wish my hand would quit hurting. granted! because you never said which hand is hurting, better to have both of them chopped-off. from now on, only your arms are sore. i wish i were a funnier chap!
Psalam Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 Quote 1 minute ago, ZenBuddhist said: granted! because you never said which hand hurt, better have both of them chopped-off. from now on, your arms are sore.' i wish i were a funnier chap! GRANTED! Oops! You said chap not chaps didn't you? I wish I could get motivated. 1
NitroHamlin Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 11 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! Oops! You said chap not chaps didn't you? I wish I could get motivated. Granted. You better get moving or else the 'Cosmo Serpents' will get you I wish I wasn't so cursed. 1
ZenBuddhist Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: I wish I wasn't so cursed. G R A N T E D ! ! ! from now on, you shall be blessed with daily visits from the "Cosmos Serpent" i wish i could hang with that Sherri Hill model Psalam insists on posting in that other topic — "Count to 1,000,000" Spoiler
Psalam Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 Quote 8 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said: G R A N T E D ! ! ! from now on, you shall be blessed with daily visits from the "Cosmos Serpent" i wish i could hang with that Sherri Hill model Psalam insists on posting in that other topic — "Count to 1,000,000" Reveal hidden contents GRANTED! you can hang with her as soon as she's gotten old enough, say 55. I wish polygamy were legal in the United States. 1
Tyrant99 Posted May 24, 2019 Posted May 24, 2019 19 hours ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! you can hang with her as soon as she's gotten old enough, say 55. I wish polygamy were legal in the United States. Granted! You've been assigned 5 mandatory wives by the government. The bad news is they're all extremely ill-tempered, short-fused, possessive, controlling, irrational, and needy ex-convicts with Lorena Bobbitt syndrome... And none of them like to share... I wish that my wish would not be corrupted.
Psalam Posted May 24, 2019 Posted May 24, 2019 Quote 4 hours ago, Hugh Reckum said: Granted! You've been assigned 5 mandatory wives by the government. The bad news is they're all extremely ill-tempered, short-fused, possessive, controlling, irrational, and needy ex-convicts with Lorena Bobbitt syndrome... And none of them like to share... I wish that my wish would not be corrupted. GRANTED! I appreciate a good Cretan paradox as much as anyone! I wish they discovered 100 lost original Star Trek episodes that I could watch.
NitroHamlin Posted May 24, 2019 Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! I appreciate a good Cretan paradox as much as anyone! I wish they discovered 100 lost original Star Trek episodes that I could watch. Granted. All 100 episodes (on video cassette) were shipped directly to the room of yours truly. However I didn't really want them and going by your wish you were the first person that came to mind on who I should send these to. So I packed them immediately, and just as I started walking down the stairs a familiar Great Dane sized fox appeared behind me and started shouting something about a 'missing tail'... then he shoved me down the stairs along with the cassette tapes!! I managed to salvage them, everything is accounted for (mostly) and ready to be shipped to you innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn about 9 months* just be sure you know how to repair cassette cases. *Time is subject to frequent change lol I wish I had a big tiddy goth gf
Psalam Posted May 24, 2019 Posted May 24, 2019 Quote 8 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. All 100 episodes (on video cassette) were shipped directly to the room of yours truly. However I didn't really want them and going by your wish you were the first person that came to mind on who I should send these to. So I packed them immediately, and just as I started walking down the stairs a familiar Great Dane sized fox appeared behind me and started shouting something about a 'missing tail'... then he shoved me down the stairs along with the cassette tapes!! I managed to salvage them, everything is accounted for (mostly) and ready to be shipped to you innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn about 9 months* just be sure you know how to repair cassette cases. *Time is subject to frequent change lol I wish I had a big tiddy goth gf GRANTED! Oh damn! I promised not to send you Addis Ababa! Okay, okay. You can meet her any time in the next 12 hours at Macchu Picchu. I wish I had the time and money to visit Macchu Picchu.
NitroHamlin Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 On 5/24/2019 at 9:58 PM, Psalam said: GRANTED! Oh damn! I promised not to send you Addis Ababa! Okay, okay. You can meet her any time in the next 12 hours at Macchu Picchu. I wish I had the time and money to visit Macchu Picchu. Granted. But as much as I'd like to go at least once, it has been overrun with demon summoners and you have been tasked to fly over there and clear them out, all expenses paid. I wish 'Deathbringer Awoken' was in my possession and would not crumble to dust
Psalam Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 Quote 11 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. But as much as I'd like to go at least once, it has been overrun with demon summoners and you have been tasked to fly over there and clear them out, all expenses paid. I wish 'Deathbringer Awoken' was in my possession and would not crumble to dust Why, GRANTED! of course. It is currently in your possession. Sadly, like so many other things in your possession, it has entered nth dimensional space. I wish I was in better shape.
NitroHamlin Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 15 hours ago, Psalam said: Why, GRANTED! of course. It is currently in your possession. Sadly, like so many other things in your possession, it has entered nth dimensional space. I wish I was in better shape. Granted. You are now in flawless shape... for a male Hyena. But flawless shape nonetheless. I wish Dark Souls III didn't have PvP.
Psalam Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 Quote 8 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. You are now in flawless shape... for a male Hyena. But flawless shape nonetheless. I wish Dark Souls III didn't have PvP. (On most days I'd be happy to trade with a hyena - today is not one of them). GRANTED! they realize that they misnamed the game and so Dark Souls III has become Sheep's Death! Of course, it still has PvP. I wish it didn't take so long to prepare for so many things that are fun.
NitroHamlin Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 15 hours ago, Psalam said: (On most days I'd be happy to trade with a hyena - today is not one of them). GRANTED! they realize that they misnamed the game and so Dark Souls III has become Sheep's Death! Of course, it still has PvP. I wish it didn't take so long to prepare for so many things that are fun. Granted. But ruining these things are now equally as easy to ruin. Equilibrium must be restored!! I wish I had a copy of Sekiro.
ZenBuddhist Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, NitroHamlin said: I wish I had a copy of Sekiro. G R A N T E D ! now you have your own hard copy of Sekiro for PS4 localised to run on Pakistani-only PS4 blue consoles. Enjoy! i wish i had some real sense of humour. ?
NitroHamlin Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 Granted. You are now a few cents richer... in humour currency. You can buy 3-4 pieces of bubblegum with that much. If that makes sense :3 I wish for a gargantuan God-Dragon to lay waste to this planet along with all life on it within the next 60 minutes. 1
Psalam Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 Quote 3 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. You are now a few cents richer... in humour currency. You can buy 3-4 pieces of bubblegum with that much. If that makes sense :3 I wish for a gargantuan God-Dragon to lay waste to this planet along with all life on it within the next 60 minutes. GRANTED! but only in your imagination. "I wish I were a rich man."
NitroHamlin Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! but only in your imagination. "I wish I were a rich man." Granted. Your last name is changed to 'Richman'. I wish more would join this thread.
Psalam Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 Quote 1 minute ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted. Your last name is changed to 'Richman'. I wish more would join this thread. GRANTED! there are now twice as many lurkers on this thread! (At any given time most of the people on LL have posted exactly 0 times). I wish I could really wake up this morning.
NitroHamlin Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: GRANTED! there are now twice as many lurkers on this thread! (At any given time most of the people on LL have posted exactly 0 times). I wish I could really wake up this morning. Granted, but in an unfamiliar area... You awaken in a cave of some sorts, almost everything aches from the hay bedding you were sleeping on, "Strange?" you ponder. Steadily you get up and take a look around... no one around it seems. With the coast clear you casually walk to the exit... But only if it were that easy, suddenly a loud *CRUNCH* emanates from your foot as it fell on a piece of dry tree bark. "Where do ya think yer goin' BOY!!" booms a voice from the shadows. Without a thought you bolt to the exit, but thoughts of escape were soon dashed as you're tackled to the ground, knocking the wind out of you. "I said WHERE DO YA THINK YER GOIN'!", you gasp for air, not daring to look back at this thing but it backs off and turns you over. Finally turned around you catch a glimpse of 'it' or rather 'her'... before you is a huge, Red Oni complete with a muscular amazonian body. "Ye'd never make it down this mountain by yerself" she says with a smirk "Too steep". A slight sense of dread hits you as thoughts of not being able to leave enter your mind. "Hey, yer lookin' a little pale, I'll get the fire goin'... I hope you like wild boar". You slowly shuffle to the ledge, a few steps outside the cave only to see an almost 90 degree drop, "Ye don't plan on jumping do ye. Come I saved ye a spot!" Living in a cave with an Oni (or at least this one) sounds a lot better than falling to your death and besides there was a nice waterfall pond nearby for cleaning yourself up, but regardless you were never seen again by any other humans... At least not in the near future. I wish people would stop using vulgar language in the house.
Psalam Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 Quote 19 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Granted, but in an unfamiliar area... You awaken in a cave of some sorts, almost everything aches from the hay bedding you were sleeping on, "Strange?" you ponder. Steadily you get up and take a look around... no one around it seems. With the coast clear you casually walk to the exit... But only if it were that easy, suddenly a loud *CRUNCH* emanates from your foot as it fell on a piece of dry tree bark. "Where do ya think yer goin' BOY!!" booms a voice from the shadows. Without a thought you bolt to the exit, but thoughts of escape were soon dashed as you're tackled to the ground, knocking the wind out of you. "I said WHERE DO YA THINK YER GOIN'!", you gasp for air, not daring to look back at this thing but it backs off and turns you over. Finally turned around you catch a glimpse of 'it' or rather 'her'... before you is a huge, Red Oni complete with a muscular amazonian body. "Ye'd never make it down this mountain by yerself" she says with a smirk "Too steep". A slight sense of dread hits you as thoughts of not being able to leave enter your mind. "Hey, yer lookin' a little pale, I'll get the fire goin'... I hope you like wild boar". You slowly shuffle to the ledge, a few steps outside the cave only to see an almost 90 degree drop, "Ye don't plan on jumping do ye. Come I saved ye a spot!" Living in a cave with an Oni (or at least this one) sounds a lot better than falling to your death and besides there was a nice waterfall pond nearby for cleaning yourself up, but regardless you were never seen again by any other humans... At least not in the near future. I wish people would stop using vulgar language in the house. GRANTED! you now live in a cave so they won't use vulgar language in a house anymore. I wish I liked wild boar.
ZenBuddhist Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 7 minutes ago, Psalam said: I wish I liked wild boar. GRANTED ! ! ! you're turned by some Skyrim potion into a Female Wild Boar, meet a charming male counterpart, and live happily ever after. i wish i were a quicker poster — especially in these LL games.
Psalam Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 Quote 3 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: GRANTED ! ! ! you're turned by some Skyrim potion into a Female Wild Boar, meet a charming male counterpart, and live happily ever after. i wish i were a quicker poster — especially in these LL games. GRANTED! you are now a poster with the encouragement "QUICKER!" stenciled on it. I wish more lurkers would join us in posting.
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