Corrupt A Wish

[peculiaris]

granted, now you are more incompetent more frequently

 

I wish I didn't hurt so much every time I woke up

 

Granted, your whole body is now paralyzed.

 

I wish I could think of less cruel jokes.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you just did

 

 

I wish you would tell us this joke

[peculiaris]

granted, you just did

 

 

I wish you would tell us this joke

 

Denied, my brain farted and it didn't remember.

 

I wish my brain farted less.

[Guest]

Granted, now it just herniates instead.

 

I wish to have something to mix my drinks with.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you find a stick.

 

I wish I wouldn't keep twisting peoples words

[Guest]

Granted, Now the random can twist your mind with their words.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Myst42]

Granted, you wish for the first thing your stomach was craving, a chocolate, you eat it, and now its gone... you had the chance to wish for the world but now its gone...

 

I wish for renewal and new seasons of all old Joss Whedon tv shows, including firefly, buffy and angel.

[Guest]

Granted, but the production values are atrocious.

 

I wish the world was actually worth wishing for.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, it is, but only if you are in control.

 

I wish people wouldn't make arrangements to do maintenance on a public holiday and then drop you when you've already spent 2 hours shutting down 30 odd servers.
 

[peculiaris]

Granted, it is, but only if you are in control.

 

I wish people wouldn't make arrangements to do maintenance on a public holiday and then drop you when you've already spent 2 hours shutting down 30 odd servers.

 

 

Granted, but now they want you to work on every single holiday.

 

 

i wish that I could finally consume milk product without getting a violent allergic reaction. 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, if you haven't outgrown it by now you're probably stuck with it, I guess you will have to make do with soy milk.

 

 

I wish non-dairy milk didn't taste like crap.

[peculiaris]

denied, if you haven't outgrown it by now you're probably stuck with it, I guess you will have to make do with soy milk.

 

 

I wish non-dairy milk didn't taste like crap.

 

Granted, Now all dairy products taste like crap.

 

 

I wish for da best modding skills in the world.

[Guest]

Granted, you're now a jack of all modding trades, but a master of none.

 

I wish I wasn't so conflicted about certain things.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now you are certain, about only those things

 

I wish I'd caught that guy getting knocked out on camera

[Guest]

Granted, But now you have the broken jaw.

 

I wish I had been a better person.

[peculiaris]

Granted, But now you have the broken jaw.

 

I wish I had been a better person.

 

Granted, but people now abuse your kindness.

 

 

 

i wish Bethesda could get their shit together and clean up that ancient game engine they so proudly use.

[Guest]

Granted, but now everyone else needs to as well. Ahem... Paradox... Ahem...

 

I wish that I had more blood.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's now raining blood.

 

I wish I hadn't been so proud of the fact my game hadn't slowed down, Karma sux

[Guest]

Granted, Now karma turns into unbearable paranoia.

 

I wish the SJWs would get a grip on reality.

[Guest]

granted just not this reality

 

I wish i wasnt forgetful

[Millicent Bystander]

granted you now remember everything all the time, even memories that aren't yours.

 

I wish it didn't hurt so bad.

[Nazzzgul666]

granted, now it hurts worse.

 

I wish i knew what to do.

[peculiaris]

granted, now it hurts worse.

 

I wish i knew what to do.

 

Granted, but you don't want to do the things you think of.

 

 

I wish my headset stopped being broken.

[Guest]

Granted, Now it's permanently welded to your skull.

 

I wish I had another SSD.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have a subtle sex drive.

 

I wish I'd come up with a better acronym for SSD