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Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

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Granted...

 

I wish I wasn't industrial-grade idiotic 148% of the time so that people would actually enjoy my presence without having to work hard to tolerate me.

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Denied, Most people are far too shallow to realize what they're missing.

 

I wish I could be a better Field-Medic.

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Denied, Most people are far too shallow to realize what they're missing.

 

I wish I could be a better Field-Medic.

 

Granted. But your internet connection will make it arrive a second after you are dead.

 

I wish I did not post again on this thread.

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Granted, You are now blind.

 

I wish The neighbor wasn't such a pain.

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Granted, Now it turned your skin blue for a week.

 

I wish this Stupid truck wasn't so screwed up.

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Granted, Now it turned your skin blue for a week.

 

I wish this Stupid truck wasn't so screwed up.

 

Granted, now its screwed down.

 

I wish I could be more original with my answers. 

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Granted, But the birds never stop singing Mad World.

 

I wish I had money to be free of the shackles of my own ineptitude.

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Granted, But this wristwatch is grafted to your skin and Changes your gender every time you get hungry.

 

I wish that I hadn't already died twice.

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Granted, but there's no syrup.

 

I wish that the weight was heavier.

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Granted, it's now 1oz heavier.

 

I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.

 

Denied, ITS JUNE you dork.

 

I wish for infinite wisdom.

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