Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted, Now the right hemisphere of your brain doesn't work.

 

I wish I had more Tequila.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have a pet cactus named tequila

 

I wish I had faster internet (they were supposed to be here today to install it)
 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it crashes every 13 minutes

 

I wish for a fish

[Guest]

Granted, Now your current residence is in the ocean.

 

I wish for better days.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, your days have now improved by .01%!

 

I wish more people were online to play Overwatch

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but they either want to play mercy so you can't or they hate mercy and smack talk you the entire game

 

I wish I didn't have the C0000005 error in skyrim

[Guest]

Granted, Now none of the textures load. Practically garry's mod.

 

I wish that the next job isn't as annoying as the previous.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but there's Larry, and Larry's the single most annoying person you'll know!

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to dust

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you are now allergic to everything else except dust

 

I wish I didn't have holes in my teeth

 

[Guest]

Granted. Now you have no teeth.

 

I wish I had toast.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it fell butter-side down

 

I wish for a cute bunny

[Guest Miyuki Takara]

Granted, It smells horrible no matter how much you clean it. 

 

I wish I could change gender whenever I wanted.

[Laura]

Granted, but everytime you do, you turn out uglier.

 

I wish i could reach top 500 again in OverWatch.

[Guest]

Granted, Top 500 worst players is your final destination.

 

I wish I had my Demolition-Expert back.

[Laura]

Granted, but everything is now indestructible.

 

I wish i knew cool dance moves.

[Guest]

Granted, Your dancing lowers the current room temperature.

 

I wish I had a .500 S&W Magnum.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but the firing pin is missing

 

I wish I had a D.va Figurine

[Guest]

Granted, they accidentally sent you a Diva figurine instead.

 

I wish I had the money to restore that old 64 T-bird we have sitting around.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but it's T-42 armour instead

 

I wish I'd made a wish before hitting enter

[Stross97]

Granted, but now you have to read my wish.

 

I wish I had something to ease the boredom and pain.

[Guest]

Granted, Random desert butt fuckings.

 

I wish I had the money for a Ryzen Build.

[Laura]

Granted, all you have to do is prostitute yourself.

 

I wish for a clever and funny wish.

[Guest]

Granted, now you may wish for Clever Cleaver wielding psychos with hilarious incoherent monologues.

 

I wish that I could hit harder.

[Stross97]

Granted, now you can hit soft things harder.

 

I wish my presence didn't cause so much anger and destruction.

[Guest]

Denied, We have far too much fun when you cause mayhem. 

 

I wish I could be a more powerful presence.