Corrupt A Wish

[Stross97]

Denied, the umbrella can't make up its mind which is why it keeps saying "um"

 

I wish I could wish upon a star

[Guest]

Granted, however you're nothing but a reference now.

 

I wish someone would take a swing at me.

[sonia82sarkar]

Granted, lots of drunk 'cats' are swinging at you.

 

I wish I had a bullet train.

[Stross97]

Granted, but now you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma and may be entitled to financial compensation.

 

I wish that the fitness gram pacer test was a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively got more difficult as it continued.

[sonia82sarkar]

Granted, It is now as difficult as giving test in a derelict language.

 

I wish I had a supercomputer so I can play any game I want.

[Guest]

Granted, However nothing is coded to run with this particular computer.

 

I wish I had more chances for Co-op games.

[Stross97]

Granted but militarily no

I wish I didn't keep forgetting to put a wish

[Guest]

Granted but they're still as incoherent as your waking mind and perception of reality.

 

I wish I wasn't on Titan Station anymore.

[Stross97]

Granted, now in the depths of Ishimura.

 

I wish I was a regenerator.

[Guest]

Granted, But now I get to hack all of your limbs from your torso and continually keep you under the effects of stasis for all eternity. Or until you finally succumb. Either way I get a new hobby.

 

I wish I wasn't such a violent person.

[sonia82sarkar]

Granted, you are as gentle as a Siberian tiger.

 

I wish I could laugh like a maniac.

[Stross97]

Granted: you've met the right person. Terms: get me LSD and watch and learn.

 

I wish I could go back in time to when things were better.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy 323 BC

 

I wish people organised events better *sigh*

[Guest]

Granted, but now everyone doesn't shower before attending.

 

I wish I could afford an M107a1.

[Guest]

granted its a 1:32 scale model

 

I wish for more inspiration for my FO4 Settlements

[Stross97]

Granted but it'll only make the game slightly more enjoyable compared to vanilla.

 

I wish my heart wasn't as cold and hard as the bodies I put my dick in.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now it's colder

 

I wish Stross would get out of the frozen fish section

[Guest]

Granted, Now he's in the butchers section beating other meat.

 

I wish I could walk down the damn street without running across a bunch of idiots.

[Stross97]

Denied, however, now you run over them rather than across.

 

I wish I was literally anywhere else.

[Guest]

Granted, but it's only for a couple of weeks. Then you are destined to return.

 

I wish that it would hurt more.

[Stross97]

Denied. We have to drive out the stormcloaks and restore what we own. Like Imperial soaps and towelettes.

 

I wish they would make me feel as clean as I used to.

 

 

[Guest]

Denied, there's a shortage.

 

I wish I wasn't dead sometimes.

[Stross97]

Granted, now you're dead all the time.

 

I wish I could EAS sooner.

[Guest]

Denied, your four year contract is still in effect.

 

I wish I could vanish at a moments notice.

[Guest - NG -]

Granted, that moment never comes.

 

I wish I could go some where that public nudity is pretty common and allowed.