Corrupt A Wish

[Stross97]

Denied, it's very unhealthy.

 

I wish for world hunger.

[peculiaris]

Denied, it's very unhealthy.

 

I wish for world hunger.

 

Granted, You now have all the hunger in the world.

 

 

I wish that Bethesda would stop ignoring New Vegas and start to remaster it.

[Stross97]

Denied, Bethesda has gone downhill since then and a remaster would only ruin the game (imo).

 

I wish we could get another decent game.

[Guest]

Denied, the console peasants have ruined a large portion of the industry.

 

I wish That there were Strict breeding guidelines worldwide.

[Stross97]

Granted, magical serum testing commenced.

 

I wish transformations were a real accurate thing.

[Guest]

Granted, But the master plan will not be disclosed.

 

I wish that the To-201's new flight model wasn't so frustrating.

[Stross97]

Granted, now it doesn't do anything.

 

I wish I knew the meaning of laroush loshnouche.

[Guest]

Denied, Not until you learn the meaning of Ize Nyen Zouoot.

 

I Wish that Jajvert would let me out on parole.

[Stross97]

Only when you make me a sandmich will that be granted.

 

I wish I knew if you know what that means.

[Guest]

Granted, Septimus knows you can know.

 

I wish my sister's child wasn't the child of death.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's now the child of deaf

 

 

I wish I knew why I'd bought pants with no pockets.

[Guest]

Because you like skinny jeans.

 

I wish that the Bright Concordant would stop humoring themselves and bend to my rule.

[Stross97]

Granted, the last flight of the concord airliner ended in a bright crash after it caught fire upon takeoff in the 80's or 90's.

 

I wish the plot was thicker than dog dick.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, it's now thick as two bricks

 

I wish my eyes were smaller than my mouth

 

 

[Guest]

Granted, You're no longer an alien.

 

I wish that these Filthy rebels would just go home.

[Stross97]

Granted, they live with you.

 

I wish this deployment would hurry up and be finished already.

[Guest]

Granted, But the ghost will be annoying the shit out of you when you return.

 

I wish that no one man would have all that Zeusly power.

[Stross97]

Granted, Kraros and Kanye share it.

 

I wish I could wish for a generic wish and it would actually come true.

[Guest]

Granted, You now have dusty bagels.

 

I wish that they hadn't disabled my tank and killed my crew.

[Stross97]

Denied, the budget is too low for that.

 

I wish I had a bigger paycheck.

[Guest]

Granted, sucking cock in the desert gives you a few more dollars.

 

I wish I had some Tequila.

[Stross97]

Granted, it is $400,000 (Hoh)

 

I wish I wasn't in constant mental anguish.

[Guest]

Granted, But the voices scream into the hollow.

 

I wish I had money for ammo.

[Stross97]

Granted, you can buy a single round of everything.

 

I wish I was creative.

[Guest]

Granted, But your creativity will not be understood.

 

I wish I had some amazing ice cream.